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RomanceRe: Caption This Photo by tealaw(m): 5:51am On Dec 22, 2017
First pic:

Bayelsa man: Fayose, u r deceiving ekiti people with stomach infrastrusture.
Fayose: ma gba oju é! Oya were ni. Wetin u do for niger delta ppl. If u repeat that thg again u go see.

Hausa man: lets not wash our dirty clothes here in public abeg. U knw social media dey watch.

Second pic:
Bayelsa man: fayose, if u no want make i talk, cut my own share give me.

Fayose: oo gbo ni? U dey craze. U see ur mate for here?
Hausaman: i don tell una my own, oga at d top no go like una public display.
CareerRe: Lagos Grows Talent: Young Lady Shows Off Her Flexible Body by tealaw(m): 5:36am On Dec 22, 2017
She go dey flexible on top dick.
BusinessRe: See How Innoson Boss Was Welcomed By Supporters After His Release By EFCC. by tealaw(m): 8:15pm On Dec 21, 2017
The next ipob leader
PoliticsRe: Najeem Salaam, Osun Speaker Throws Gala And Lipton Tea To His Constituents by tealaw(m): 7:58pm On Dec 21, 2017
Lipton tea? Aye mi, temi bami!�
BusinessRe: Innoson EFCC Arrest & The GTB Loan: "Innoson Stop Playing The Igbo Tribe Card" by tealaw(m): 3:25am On Dec 21, 2017
Yorubas:
Otedola: successful at business
Adenuga: successful at business
Alakija: successful at business

Hausas:
Dangote: successful at business
Rabiu: him mark register too

Now, may I ask? What's wrong with this loud mouthed igbo scums.

The first and single attempt of an igboman to start somethg tangible turns into national desaster.
Boasters, vain empty barrels.
BusinessRe: Innocent Chukwuma's Wife: "I Was Slapped By EFCC Official" (Video) by tealaw(m): 2:50am On Dec 21, 2017
Ugly wife. I bet she was struggling with police.
CelebritiesRe: Photos From Regina Askia 50th Birthday Party by tealaw(m): 1:36pm On Dec 18, 2017
I used to hv a crush on Regina askia. Now, its her daughter.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Girl Holding Placard Begs Otedola, Tony Elumelu, Linda Ikeji To Help Her Father by tealaw(m): 2:37am On Dec 18, 2017
The Dad na thief, him list billionaires straight. I'm sure Bobrisky will be happy to help.
BusinessRe: Lady Saves N64,000 In 4 Months, Shows It Off (Photos) by tealaw(m): 8:00pm On Dec 15, 2017
I like d way she spread it out to make it look like its a lot.
RomanceRe: Is There Any Resemblance Between Adesuwa And My Girlfriend? by tealaw(m): 2:18pm On Dec 15, 2017
Y would i want my gf to look like adesua. Her face looks like she was hit wit a frying pan.
RomanceRe: I Bought The World's Most Expensive Chicken Today. Pics by tealaw(m): 10:39pm On Dec 14, 2017
My nigga
RomanceRe: Slay Queen Acquires 2 Cars At The Same Time (Photos) by tealaw(m): 12:04pm On Dec 14, 2017
The same apple (pussy) which men"s snake ( dick) made us eat that led to our condemnation is in action once more.
RomanceRe: Slay Queen Acquires 2 Cars At The Same Time (Photos) by tealaw(m):
Eyaa, sorry to the 2 mugu bfs wey never see pussy b4.
BusinessRe: Akodessewa Fetish Market, Lome Togo: The World's Largest Voodoo Market (Graphic) by tealaw(m): 11:29pm On Dec 11, 2017
All I see is ebola infected skulls everywhere.
RomanceRe: “I Cannot Date You, If You Don’t Drive A Ferrari” — Nigerian Lady by tealaw(m): 11:22pm On Dec 11, 2017
It amazes me the level of ugliness.
RomanceRe: Pre-wedding Photos Of A Police Officer And His Pretty Partner Ahead Of Wedding by tealaw(m): 12:37pm On Dec 11, 2017
FortifiedCity:
Looks like a father and daughter pic
I swear
RomanceRe: Describe Your Type Of Man: Nigerian Ladies React (Video) by tealaw(m): 6:30am On Dec 11, 2017
baum1:
Yes, I will concede he has less visible muscle mass, but ugly and short, no oo. The guy is like my height, 5:9, and that is average, not especially short. Ugly, no now. He doesn't look bad.

But I get your gist. Once you are accomplished in other areas, physical attributes most often count for less..But lifting and keeping fit is not about looking nice alone, it is very healthful.

Take me for example. Before I started lifting, my pulse rate (resting heart rate) used to be around 100 and BP higher than the minimum but not too high. After I started lifting, not only did my physique change small, my BP went to the minimum possible level, sometimes even below.

While we all want to do our best and be accomplished in what we do, six pack, fit body and the likes are also an icing on the cake and will only have positive effects on our bodies and general well being. Afterall, the Holy Bible makes it clear that exercise profiteth a little..Not just little oo, a little.

In fact, I just came back from the gym myself. I must to improve my health and do all I can to maintain my physique, especially stomach because, for most of us guys, it is the stomach that first gets messy if not well taken care of.

So yes, let's do our best to be successful in what we do, but let us not ignore things that will improve our overall health and physique..This doesn't mean one is doing all these for the opposite sex, never!
Bro, cut d story.
Mark without d money is an ugly ass redhead ginger geek, most girls will sneer at.
I trust dem so called slayqueens.
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Suleman And His Wife After Church Service Today (Photos) by tealaw(m): 3:32am On Dec 11, 2017
Hairline on fleek
RomanceRe: Describe Your Type Of Man: Nigerian Ladies React (Video) by tealaw(m): 3:20am On Dec 11, 2017
baum1:
Guy, you are talking about the old ones. Have you seen the young ones like Mark? They are very fit. Didn't you see Mark running in Naija. Fit guy.

Nothing stops us guys from being accomplished in what we do and being physically and healthfully fit....Although I agree there are more important things
My bro, Mark is a short, ugly, muscle-less dude.
RomanceRe: Describe Your Type Of Man: Nigerian Ladies React (Video) by tealaw(m): 2:56am On Dec 11, 2017
Majority of men on Forbes billionaire list r short men, no six packs,ugly and dont have muscles.

Conclusion: I never want to satisfy naija girls requirement. Thunder fire height!
Science/TechnologyRe: Gabriel Obinna & Moses Ezeilegbunam Invent Generator That Runs Without Fuel, Gas by tealaw(m): 9:47pm On Dec 10, 2017
Where d hell is that mutherfucker from ministry of science and tech to take this up? D minister would be able to give his girlfriend gucci bag of N3m but make hime support ppl like dis, No.
EventsRe: Photos From My Sister's Wedding And Award Ceremony In Deeper Life Church by tealaw(m): 9:41pm On Dec 10, 2017
Fresh girl. D guy lucky. If na all dis slayqueens na, like 100 guys for don climb am b4 she go come settle.
PoliticsRe: Coaster Bus For Ministry Of Happiness And Purpose Fufillment In Imo (Pictured) by tealaw(m): 9:37pm On Dec 10, 2017
Dem born am well make him create dis kain ministry for oyinbo land? Super obvious he' s trying to help his sister steal public money. We're staring at an obvious crime in front of us and d relevant authorities will say nothing about it. I can bet u, all they will do is use it as a subject of joke in them public occasions they always have instead of rejecting such obvious crime.
FamilyRe: Lady Burnt To Death Beyond Recognition In Her House After Church (Graphic Pics) by tealaw(m): 9:26pm On Dec 10, 2017
Vanity life. I wan to become a lawyer, doctor, pilot. Buy ten cars, marry a tall hansome black guy. Slayqueen. Who r u to call me by name. Do u knw who I am?


All fucking vanity. Every thg she is and wanted to be all gone. NEVER to return. Not even dat latest iphone can she use now.
Christianity EtcRe: Prophet Samuel S.T Olaluwoya: 9 Things That Can Not Get You To Heaven by tealaw(m): 9:20pm On Dec 10, 2017
Why waste time going to church then.
CrimeRe: "I Am Rich With Over $5m, But It’s A Hell On Earth For Me" - Ghanaian Yahoo Boy by tealaw(m): 12:00pm On Dec 10, 2017
U sabe lai sha..

RomanceRe: This Couple's Doggy Style Pre-wedding Photo Got People Talking by tealaw(m): 1:41am On Dec 10, 2017
D girl carry one kain sexy face.
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop David Oyedepo Speaks On Tithing At Shiloh 2017 (Video) by tealaw(m): 12:38am On Dec 10, 2017
4 private jets n u think he wouldnt have sleepless nights over not paying tithes. Hw is he gonna pay for running d planes.
CrimeRe: Woman Inserts Hot Metal In Vagina Of 5yrs Old Babysitter For Sharing Baby Food by tealaw(m): 1:35pm On Dec 08, 2017
How does a 5yr old become a babysitter?
HealthRe: Family Of 4 Show Their HIV Status: Wife Positive, Husband & Daughters Negative by tealaw(m): 1:34pm On Dec 08, 2017
Prolly a cheater.
CelebritiesRe: Dirichi Okpeke, Adesua Etomi's Lookalike (Photos) by tealaw(m): 12:03pm On Dec 07, 2017
That parrot nose

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