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Christianity EtcRe: Reinhard Bonnke To Host Nigeria Gospel Crusade by TeamSimple(m): 10:19am On Feb 19, 2017
Foreign scammer.
CelebritiesRe: Fathia Balogun Writes Linda Ikeji: "I Am Not 50 Years" by TeamSimple(m): 7:16am On Feb 19, 2017
rattlesnake:
why brinnging this expired sentiments again na
Please quote the sentimental line in what she said..
PoliticsRe: Yemi Osinbajo: "When An Acting President Acts Well" By Reno Omokri by TeamSimple(m): 10:30pm On Feb 18, 2017
Bennycollins:
. U didn't read the post, I swear. The post states what he has done differently
And you didn't understand my comment I swear, Reno Omokri is just singing praises of Osibanjo over words of mouth..What has he done differently since he started acting as president?
PoliticsRe: Yemi Osinbajo: "When An Acting President Acts Well" By Reno Omokri by TeamSimple(m): 10:44am On Feb 18, 2017
Nonsense and senseless talk,what has Osibanjo done differently since acting as a president.
PoliticsRe: Atewe Gave N35m To Winners’ Chapel – Witness by TeamSimple(m): 9:40pm On Feb 17, 2017
Still waiting for any Islamic society to be attached to all these money sharing..
We have heard about Redeem
We have read about CAN
Now we know about Winners.

Useless set of Fraudsters parading themselves as men of god. I wonder how much that idiotic suleiman collected from Fayose last month.
PoliticsRe: FG To Include Religion, Ethnicity In 2018 Census by TeamSimple(m): 7:33am On Feb 17, 2017
Idrismusty97:
For what? So you can make some stüpid policy to favor some people, The majority solely by virtue of their religion or ethnicity? If all sections of the country isn't treated fairly, if we only aim for political posts so we can favor our religion or ethnicity then we will never move forward.
The only sensible point against the motion..Not all these children of discord screaming tribal war,minority group as if they care..
PoliticsRe: FG To Include Religion, Ethnicity In 2018 Census by TeamSimple(m): 7:31am On Feb 17, 2017
smogup:
the north will always frustrate any thought of a credible census with their backward mentality.
Mr Forward Mentality,who you help?
PoliticsRe: FG To Include Religion, Ethnicity In 2018 Census by TeamSimple(m): 7:26am On Feb 17, 2017
greatgod2012:
Is this necessaryhuh



There is already religious and tribal war on ground and now the FG want to pour more fuel on the war
Please explain how
PoliticsRe: FG To Include Religion, Ethnicity In 2018 Census by TeamSimple(m): 7:24am On Feb 17, 2017
O ye wailers and zombies come forth.
PoliticsRe: Live Video: White House Press Secretary Confirms Trumps Call To Buhari by TeamSimple(m): 11:07pm On Feb 14, 2017
slurryeye:
Let's all assume there was actually a call between Trump (agent orange) and Buhari (Baba sickler), I'm quite sure it will be one of the most awkward phone call between 2 presidents ever. I'm sure the phone conversation won't be far from this

Phone ringing.....

Trump: Is this Buharai? (Trump doesn't give a flying fvck, he will call the name the way he pleases)

Buhari: who iz this flease?

Trump: It is me DJT

Buhari: who iz DJaiT?

Trump: It is Donald J Trump fool

Buhari: Oga, I haf ben waiting por ya coll walahi

Trump: I know, I am awesome, everybody cant wait to talk to me

Buhari: Oga, thank you por colling me

Trump: wait a minute, is your area code not the same with Theresa May, has your country moved to UK?

Buhari: No oga, my countiri I no move, it was me that came por medical checki up

Trump: Is there no hospital in your country?

Buhari: there iz oga, but the pacility iz not good

Trump: you see why I want to deport your citizens from my country, they are taking all our jobs and can't even build a single hospital in their country

Buhari: oga defort them, i will use e hep cc to arrez them

Trump: I don't care

Buhari: Ok oga

Trump: Now let's get to the reason why I called

Buhari: Ok oga

Trump: How well are you handling the Boko haram bastards?

Buhari: pery well oga, we are winning the pight

Trump: do you need nuclear weapon to blow the suckers off the surface of earth?

Buhari: thankiyu, but i dont need it oga

Trump: ok if you say so, but don't come crying to me if they terrorize you

Buhari: I fromise I won't come *coughing profusely*

Trump: I have to end the call now before you give me Ebola over the phone

Buhari: ok, tank por the pone call oga

Trump: ok byeee

Hangs off

cheesy grin
Dry joke sad
PoliticsRe: "Those Wishing Buhari Death Will Die Before Him" - SGF Lawal by TeamSimple(m): 11:00pm On Feb 14, 2017
jesus500:
Is buhari not a hypocrite? He should sit his ass down and ask himself why people are wishing him dead, the same buhari that was overwhelmingly loved and voted for including myself. But unfortunately anybody that complains of economic hardship is either a PDP or IPOB member. He is not a presidential material.
It's normal for bitter souled individuals to wish Buhari dead..But even in their millions, Death himself owns the key to Buhari's life..

Infact I am 100 percent sure some of them are already dead before him.. I know of one name sylvester.
PoliticsRe: "Those Wishing Buhari Death Will Die Before Him" - SGF Lawal by TeamSimple(m): 10:57pm On Feb 14, 2017
Amen,Amin,Ase
PoliticsRe: Emir Sanusi Reminds Nigerians Of The Alarm He Raised Over Missing $20billion-PIX by TeamSimple(m): 10:27am On Feb 14, 2017
wayne4loan:
Under massive looting this same economy was the best in africa .... Who is fooling who?
How old are you?
CrimeRe: Nigerian Islamic Scholar Gruesomely Assassinated By Unknown Gunmen. Graphic Pics by TeamSimple(m): 6:02pm On Feb 13, 2017
chiedu7:
Just the fact that Jesus is Alive and Mohammed is dead, is a clear pointer tof what will happen.

Not forgetting that Jesus will return not Mohammed.

If Mohammed is great how come he is dead and not returning?

Wise up bro, wise up.
The hereafter will tell. Don't worry about my soul,worry about yours.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Islamic Scholar Gruesomely Assassinated By Unknown Gunmen. Graphic Pics by TeamSimple(m): 4:55pm On Feb 13, 2017
chiedu7:
Dunno that the only to get saved is Through Jesus.

That's why Jesus is Alive while Mohammed is dead
The hereafter will tell.
PoliticsRe: "Andrew Yakubu Had 4 Safes Not 1", Whistleblower Insists by TeamSimple(m): 3:29pm On Feb 13, 2017
Make the guy pass the other three whistles to people now.. only him like money ni
PoliticsRe: Ambode, Mimiko, Fayose Meet In Ekiti (Photos) by TeamSimple(m): 3:23pm On Feb 13, 2017
legendte:
SE guys should stop quoting and giving that dude called Omenka attention. He has no identity. He doesn't worth the few mb.

Our progress and resilience gives him sleepless nights.

When you think about sports.....IGBOS
Think about Business. .....IGBOS
Think about Entertainment. ......IGBOS
Think about Education. ......IGBOS
Think about creativity. ......IGBOS
Think about Bravery. ......IGBOS

You just can't do without IGBOS.
The first president. ...IGBO
The first military head of state IGBO.

We are the only tribe that checks the cruel activities of the entire North and I think other minority tribes should be grateful for having us in the union.
Fulani for don turn the whole country upside down like they are doing in Benue, kogi and Kwara.

God bless Fayose and all the brave men in SW.
You check their activities,while they check your grandparents panties..So much fo a bragado

Get lost with your hairy chest.
PoliticsRe: Lawmakers, Women Group In Court For Patience Jonathan, Case Adjourned by TeamSimple(m): 12:34pm On Feb 13, 2017
Dhayor001:
Show solidarity for someone who stole from our collective sweats and purseshuh


Hehehehe, Nigerians are just downright funny.
The same people will come and tell you #ourmumudondo #enoughisenough #istandwithNigeria tomorrow..
HealthRe: She Has Been Menstruating For Over 2 Weeks, Please Help! by TeamSimple(m): 10:32am On Feb 13, 2017
Chai. She go don spend all her savings for pad for this recession..
TravelRe: Hilux Truck Collides With A Tricycle In Imo, Five Dead. Graphic Photos by TeamSimple(m): 9:41am On Feb 13, 2017
Generalyemi:
I pity u
I don't know you..
TV/MoviesRe: Grammys 2017: The Full List Of Winners by TeamSimple(m): 9:36am On Feb 13, 2017
No wizkid - One Dance..
TravelRe: Hilux Truck Collides With A Tricycle In Imo, Five Dead. Graphic Photos by TeamSimple(m): 9:35am On Feb 13, 2017
Na Ipob people..some of them wished Buhari dead...Go beyond and wait for him.
PoliticsRe: James Ibori Dancing At His Thanksgiving Service (Video) by TeamSimple(m): 9:33am On Feb 13, 2017
ceeethru:
Patriots, what is the fuss about?
Right thinking Nigerians knew this will surely happen hence there shouldn't be any stories about Chief James Onafefe Ibori reception.
We have seen it before (Chief Olabode George). Alamaseighya or how is it spell. Am not shock because right from London I knew what might happened in Delta state. Remember, whilst Ibori was incarcerated his pension was still being paid every month whilst Delta state civil servants had no salaries.
Issues like this epitomises what is wrong with our faulty of reasoning within our moral compasses.
The so called youths can demonstrate about inconsequential issue but troop out to welcome Ibori in Delta State.
We saw it in southwest with Bode george.
PoliticsRe: James Ibori Dancing At His Thanksgiving Service (Video) by TeamSimple(m): 9:32am On Feb 13, 2017
Naija..Home of endless drama
CrimeRe: Nigerian Islamic Scholar Gruesomely Assassinated By Unknown Gunmen. Graphic Pics by TeamSimple(m): 8:24am On Feb 13, 2017
LoveJesus87:
Jesus is the son of God almighty. Jesus is the way to eternal Life. Jesus is the way to salvation. Jesus is the way out of calamity. Jesus died for you so you can be saved. He loves you. He loves you smiley Accept him today as your Lord and personal saviour and be converted from darkness into the kingdom of Light, the kingdom of God and be SAFE! You can never regret it. dont let anybody deceive you.
SMH..
CrimeRe: Nigerian Islamic Scholar Gruesomely Assassinated By Unknown Gunmen. Graphic Pics by TeamSimple(m): 8:21am On Feb 13, 2017
akanbiaa:
Don't worry you will be surprised when you discover Jesus was a Muslim like all the prophets before and after him.
They know not..Their ears and heart has been blocked.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Islamic Scholar Gruesomely Assassinated By Unknown Gunmen. Graphic Pics by TeamSimple(m): 8:19am On Feb 13, 2017
omokab:
your post shows that you don't even know the Jesus you are worshiping likewise you don't understand your bible. You are only reading upside down because your bible said you should not judge so that you should not be judged. The funniest thing is that, jesus will deny you on the day of judgement for calling him GOD.
If only they know..
CrimeRe: Nigerian Islamic Scholar Gruesomely Assassinated By Unknown Gunmen. Graphic Pics by TeamSimple(m): 8:18am On Feb 13, 2017
ajuwarhodes:
Jesus Christ of Nazareth, helped me
If I begin list wetin him do for me...
Well u can't comprehend ,as u don't
Even know Him.
Please list..infact just tell us one thing he did for you.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Islamic Scholar Gruesomely Assassinated By Unknown Gunmen. Graphic Pics by TeamSimple(m): 8:17am On Feb 13, 2017
chiedu7:
Hope the guy confessed Jesus b4 he died oh
He confessed to God.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Islamic Scholar Gruesomely Assassinated By Unknown Gunmen. Graphic Pics by TeamSimple(m): 8:13am On Feb 13, 2017
LoveJesus87:
Must be in hell by now in unimaginable zorrow cry my brothers and sisters please repent for hell is real oh. Jesus is the only escape route
I pity you..
CultureRe: Igwe Alfred Achebe Welcomes British High Commissioner To Nigeria To His Palace by TeamSimple(m): 6:35pm On Feb 12, 2017
hammerF:
THE FEAR OF BIAFRA IS THE BEGINNING OF WISDOM.

THE FEAR OF TRUMP IS THE BEGINNING OF PANIC.

ALL OF A SUDDEN THE SOUTH EAST IS NOW AN IMPORTANT PLACE TO VISIT FOR THE BRITISH HIGH COMMISION.

WE HAVE SAT AND WATCHED DEM VISIT THE NORTH MULTIPLE TIMES AND LIKEWISE THE SOUTH WEST.

BRITAIN IS NO LONGER COMFORTABLE WITH AMERICA UNDER TRUMP, NOW DEY WANT ACCESS TO THE SOUTH EAST FOR NEGOTIATION.

IF OUR POLITICAL LEADERS IN THE EAST ARE SMART, THEY WILL KNOW THAT HAD HILARY WON, THIS VISIT WILL NEVER HAPPEN.

BRITAIN IS AN ENEMY. THEY SHOULD KISS GOODBYE TO THE BIAFRA TERRITORY THEY STOLE. THIEVES!
What is this one saying?
PoliticsRe: Whistle-blower: FG Recovers Another $151m, N8b Looted Funds by TeamSimple(m): 3:53pm On Feb 12, 2017
sunmike065:
dis whistle blower seems to b the latest lucrative business in Naija oo cheesy
I tell you..Imagine 5% of 151million dollars cool

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