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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Napoli Vs Barcelona : UCL (1 - 1) On 25th February 2020 by Teaser4(m): 12:53am On Feb 26, 2020
Wordson:
u think so? Ok.. we shall see how it will go down.. and mind u Koulibaly doesn't run aimlessly, instead he stands as a standard against strikers and frustrates dem... If u guys scale thru den ur probability of winning UCL is huge.

But take heed!!
oga stop dreaming...this is camp nou, not Turin. since when do you start watching UEFA champions league...2012 was the last time we lost at home to B.Munich, na slaughter house since then...cos your best players go turn mumu...ask those folks wey don come so far...I'm happy we didn't conceded much, it's good. I bet Napoli go share camp nou experience with ya guys when they visit.


no its not huge, we are still underdogs...our away games sucks...I just hope we play away first ...and avoid Bayern Munich...hopefully...but I'm not hoping for anything but laliga thanks to miserable r.madrid. we're not the best this season, not even one of the best, we struggle to win...now we have a tiki taka coach again...that boring pattern don return...but if we meet teams wey dey play tiki taka like us. such team go hear am
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Napoli Vs Barcelona : UCL (1 - 1) On 25th February 2020 by Teaser4(m): 11:56pm On Feb 25, 2020
Wordson:
Dose expecting Barca to win 0-2, una don see... I suggest u go fortify ur camp nou very well, because Napoli is no push over...
And I guess it will be much worse for Messi if Kuolibali returns for dat match
lmao koulibali go run taya, this campnou.... if napoli like make dem borrow few juventus players dem go chop am raw....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Bayern Munich :UCL (0 - 3) On 25th February 2020 by Teaser4(m): 11:17pm On Feb 25, 2020
musa right now. .after staking his rent on Chelsea win... please pray for musa....hehehehe... mouth too much..na Liverpool don overtake una for mouth this season...we dey await una doomsday too....

CrimeRe: Invictus Obi Accuses FBI Of Searching His Phones, Laptops Illegally by Teaser4(m): 2:23pm On Feb 23, 2020
USA Judicial system... I pity this wan . .. no be only mirinda rights na fanta rights

NYSCRe: Benue Corper, Iyanuoluwa Moyinoluwa Gifted With 80 Tubers Of Yam In Pila by Teaser4(m): 2:20pm On Feb 23, 2020
nice one..

RomanceRe: . by Teaser4(op): 12:43pm On Feb 23, 2020
blackpanthar:
The question is WHAT WILL YOU USE.... Not Will you help them.

Simple question you still failed it
NL Prof. I don modify.... are you happy now?

RomanceRe: Nairalanders What Inspired Your Moniker? by Teaser4(m): 12:30pm On Feb 23, 2020
M.I Abaga's song Teaser... plus 4 has been my lucky number

M.I Teaser..

intro.

"Me tell her say I'm the girl pleaser
Big booty squeezer, teaser
Looking for a diva fo' shizz-a
What you need is a geezer
Cool like a freezer
Rule like a Ceasar"


This is my 4300th post on NL, after over 10 years here.

Romance. by Teaser4(op):
Saw dust

RomanceRe: Unbelievable; A Man Got Trapped Inside His Wife While Making Love To Her. by Teaser4(m): 10:30am On Feb 23, 2020
anonimi:
I agree with you to a large extent. The remaining small extent is due to the faith/belief system of others neutralising the magun completely as the woman is nacked for enjoyment without repercussion. tongue tongue
smh, if you sleep with any woman wey dem don dey place magun on her body, you'll die like a fowl... . since you won't be that dumb to do that, you won't die recklessly, but anyone wey look go see.. magun na menace...penis no dey gum sef, na cum_fall_&_die
SportsRe: 724 Goals In 999 Games: Ronaldo Set To Play His 1,000th Career Match by Teaser4(m): 11:04am On Feb 22, 2020
Spal v Ronaldo

SportsRe: 724 Goals In 999 Games: Ronaldo Set To Play His 1,000th Career Match by Teaser4(m): 11:04am On Feb 22, 2020
Messi: Ronaldo is a predatory striker and it's only normal when he scores.

RomanceRe: End Time” Pastor Tells Congregation To Kiss Random Neighbors During Service by Teaser4(m): 8:21am On Feb 22, 2020
abeg gimme the address of that church, I wan check something
RomanceRe: What Is The Hardest Question A Lady Ever Asked You? by Teaser4(m): 1:38pm On Feb 21, 2020
eddyghali:
Baba, i don see my carbon copy in u lolzz. I can so turn this thing into big lecture enh hahahahahah
abi now...na so my brother
RomanceRe: How Is It Like Dating An Hausa Girl by Teaser4(m): 12:08am On Feb 21, 2020
jawalis:
no offense bro. I don’t really know what she means by that and can’t ask her. Thump up
lol...woyo woyo...they do make that sound, like stimuli.. response to something, I don't know the meaning... I served in the northern part of the country some years ago, my ppa na one secondary sch, so anytime wey I wanka der hands with cane. .na the same reaction.. na y I relate be that. greetings brother
RomanceRe: Is It Possible For One To Be Pregnant After Taking Postinor by Teaser4(m): 10:43pm On Feb 20, 2020
biGDhAp:
. oshey .. just heard of it around last year. ..
please dont try am...d&C na the safest alt
RomanceRe: A Nigerian Man Beat Wife Mercilessly, After DNA A Test Failed. by Teaser4(m): 10:30pm On Feb 20, 2020
policy12:
I fear persin wey no fear woman!!!
make the man go her parents house, to request for his refund(bride price)... you have to a step ahead of naija girls, dem fit sell night for you call am day. won ya were gan.
RomanceRe: Is It Possible For One To Be Pregnant After Taking Postinor by Teaser4(m): 10:28pm On Feb 20, 2020
biGDhAp:
it's an abortion drug. calm your tits ...


what's a d&c
choo...you think i know no abi...come see my white beards...ain't a kid. the drug na hell...i don see the action once..
RomanceRe: Is It Possible For One To Be Pregnant After Taking Postinor by Teaser4(m): 10:26pm On Feb 20, 2020
odindirindi:
The silly girl just told me she was only testing me that she wasn't pregnant, what a nonsense
abi you dey test us for here... test kee the two both of you dia ..
RomanceRe: Is It Possible For One To Be Pregnant After Taking Postinor by Teaser4(m): 10:24pm On Feb 20, 2020
biGDhAp:
if it's not too late.. get misoprostol
please dont listen to this advice... D&C is the best option. Miso whathuh
RomanceRe: How Is It Like Dating An Hausa Girl by Teaser4(m): 10:21pm On Feb 20, 2020
jawalis:
Hmmm. seriously I am in relationships with a Yoruba, Housa and Igbo girlfriends presently. I’m a Yoruba Gentleman. I actually prefer and enjoys my moments with the Igbo lady ( she’s calm, honest, has her own job but not most beautiful of them). I met the Hausa where I’m running a program and I like her shape. Honestly if you are lucky maybe like here with me; Hausa ladies are beautiful and respectful. She never objected me. And moreover She doesn’t demand unnecessarily plus she’s honest. Bro you can’t imagine fvcking babe and hear soft sounds like ... wayo wayo wayo. Funny.
wayo wayo kee you there ... hehehehe....
RomanceRe: What Is The Hardest Question A Lady Ever Asked You? by Teaser4(m): 4:21pm On Feb 20, 2020
my ex once asked me say, shey na like this your dick always stand if you see other girls nudehuh?

I paused and think before I say anything,cos the question na trap....

for my mind, why e no go stand, I dey complete na...

na so I turn am to biology lecture ooo
RomanceRe: Stop Dating Mentally Broke Girls by Teaser4(m): 10:34am On Feb 20, 2020
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RomanceRe: What Is “alpha Male” by Teaser4(m): 10:33am On Feb 20, 2020
Make money my brother....
RomanceRe: Checking Her Phone Has Cost Us Our Beautiful Relationship by Teaser4(m): 9:23am On Feb 20, 2020
Biafrareform:
Good morning all, for those still awake .

I think my relationship just ended . Something we both cherish .

Well, months back my ex and I came back together. We had a bliss relationship while in our final year , but I wasnt commited at all and she knew it and left . Back then in school she kept going to my phone and ofcourse she do see things to talk about .

After 1 year of being apart , I needed a committed relationship cos I wanted to settle down . She came to my mind and the feelings was so strong even though I tried to resist it.
We finally met and resolve all issues that led to her leaving .

Is been the sweetest memory we have had so far. Everything was going fine. She is a nice and sweet girl. Our agenda is marriage and she is aware . She fits perfectly to my ideal woman . Our emotional and spiritual connection is just perfect .

Well, things take a turn when I went to her phone and saw stuff that knocked me out . What really got me mad was her dating a married man. My emotion was dead. She said the relationship is in the past . She was forced to go into it after she left school . Her mum forced her into it when she stopped caring for her and asked her to go fend for herself. Then we weren't together. She confessed to becoming someone else from who I knew when I didn't tried to bring her back . But she is not a bad as I think , she concluded .

I also saw her chat with someone where she sent a bedroom pics she took in my house . She said she is just flirting with him (they have a fling) but that I should give her time , she is going to completely cut of tiers with them.
Well, I love her was ready to stay with her.
She was around again this Val and was tempted to check again and noticed she is still communicating with the married man. Infact I noticed they met lately in January. I locked up , and decided that is over . Didn't talk to her about it.
We went out for on Saturday. She is the type that hardly post on Facebook. Infact she has reduced my activities on Facebook. Her reason, our lives shouldn't be on social media.
I uploaded our outing on WhatsApp. She did too, but didn't upload the one we took together. Yea, she hasn't done that b4. I was angry and voiced out what I saw in her phone. Accused her of deliberately hiding us from her contacts.
She apologised and told me she isn't doing anything with the man again . Just the normal chat cos of the friendship they have had b4 . She even handed her phone to me to call him and end it if I want . I wasn't taking any of that cos I saw from her browsing history where she is been searching how to make a married man fall in love and spend on her but didn't let her know of it.
She pleaded that nothing is happening between them again . The she begged that I should stopped going to her phone that is destroying us . That if I ended up destroying this relationship, where do I want her to start.

She is back to her base and we chatted last nite and she brought up the case of me going to her phone again and I was angry with that and told her about the browsing history too.

She was completely devastated with my findings.
Is lengthy right, sorry about that . This is a relationship we both cherished and I know she love me real good. Ohh, I forgot to tell you, she bought me a native dress and sent 6k to me from her 33k NYSC allawee. She is a good girl. She is nice and caring . I love this girl real good . Never loved anyone like this before .
But I don't know what has really gone wrong with her. I was determined to really make this right, but as it stand now, it seems dead to me and I am sure she also feels same too.
I should have stayed away from her phone . But guys, is not my fault , I love this girl and I am serious about it
don't feel bad bro....you did the right thing by checking her phone. she's a cheat, they never change. na so she go born bastard for you, if una end up getting married. na the same scenario crashed my previous relationship of about 5 years, I'm glad I did check, living in denial is bad..these girls ain't loyal lately. they tell you one thing they do another thing. its good to see with one's eyes and know where body stand, than stay hooked up with a hoe, you go dey worship her while she go dey use every available dick to sing worship songs... please check if you get another girl too. no girl is a saint. its better to safe than sorry. you have to be very smart and one step ahead to outsmart naija breed girls of nowadays.. won yawere gan...won do fo!!!! no dull am oh abeg. shes sick sef dey tell you, you dey check her phone. rubbish
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Liverpool: UCL (1 - 0) On 18th February 2020 by Teaser4(m): 5:08pm On Feb 19, 2020
AkpaMgbor:
That's how you know rascals with poor upbringing..I didn't insult you but you had to show your crude behaviour online...the exceptional thing about Liverpool has never been their 'exceptional' player or whatever that means..they didn't have it when they overcame prime ac Milan..they didn't have it when they overcame a 3-0 deficit against Barcelona..it is what makes them dangerous in Europe..you can't man mark any player and relax..it was a little known origi that downed barca..they will do it again in anfield..and for your info, I'm not a Liverpool fan..I support arsenal...but even I can feel and taste the bad belle and envy from you manU fans against Liverpool.
hello son... "Dundee" no be insult...if I wan insult you go know...I don't do insult nor online banters...if you think say Dundee na insult, then you need to have your head checked son... I don't wanna know who you are, but one thing is certain we no be mates in anyway...so carry your sorry ass and crawl back into your hole....

PS: don't bother to mention me, you'll be ignored
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Liverpool: UCL (1 - 0) On 18th February 2020 by Teaser4(m): 2:05pm On Feb 19, 2020
AkpaMgbor:
How much did juve suffer on their way to a convincing 3-0 win against athletico?
dundee. juve had Cronaldo, name one exceptional player in your average team...na team work una get, if any club buy any of your players na waste of money... if you get wonder kid like Ealand (Dortmund), that's another exceptional player. Una go suffer for anfield, cos una no go see goal.. klopp and his boys has never played this kind team before, dont worry una go learn....your unbeaten go dey intact cos na 0-0 Una go play
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Liverpool: UCL (1 - 0) On 18th February 2020 by Teaser4(m): 1:59pm On Feb 19, 2020
shogsman:
the possession disproves all the crap you said.
yes now, the possession won the game for them.... mumu

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: 3 Clubs That Could Stop Liverpool From Defending The Champions League by Teaser4(m): 8:57am On Feb 19, 2020
NORSYK:
It's not over yet. This is just first half of the game
that's not the point I'm making, I'm. talking this particular game.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: 3 Clubs That Could Stop Liverpool From Defending The Champions League by Teaser4(m): 11:54pm On Feb 18, 2020
shogsman:
They've conceded more than half of what they've scored this season in the league alone.it's not logical to compare them with a club that almost has an 100% record in the most competitive league in the world.
Liverpool wasn't this hot last year and they defeater a well positioned Barcelona that played in the final of their two domestic cup and won the league.
So imagine Liverpool at the best form of their life facing a straggling Barcelona who doesn't even have a striker, no Suarez,no dembele,please is it the 17year old in the front that will beat the likes of vandikj.
you mean farmers league abi ...a team that couldn't get a shot on target... EPL na shit, they should reduce una slots to 3.....if that Liverpool wey dey play unbeaten for una league fit come play at Wando and didn't register a shot on target.. crawl back to your hole...football no be beans talk...na legs and 90 minutes...we dey wait for una next leg . this athletico team fit defend for another 90minutes. una home unbeaten go dey but una comot.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: 3 Clubs That Could Stop Liverpool From Defending The Champions League by Teaser4(m): 11:49pm On Feb 18, 2020
Roadtoyesterday:
Athletico Madrid is beating Liverpool tonight

Mark my post
confirm
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: 3 Clubs That Could Stop Liverpool From Defending The Champions League by Teaser4(m): 11:48pm On Feb 18, 2020
Olalan:
All the club's at this stage can knock them off. Football isn't mathematics
tell them...bro....this no be EPL
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: 3 Clubs That Could Stop Liverpool From Defending The Champions League by Teaser4(m): 11:48pm On Feb 18, 2020
NORSYK:
As it stands now no club in Europe will defeat Liverpool.
Only Juventus and Atletico Madrid can make attempt
how market...not a single shot on targets.... attempt kee you dia ..were

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