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Romance › Re: Don't Prostitutes Crush Too? by techmo(m):
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Can't talk of brothel prostitute... But Oloshos, call girls or runs girls do fall in love very easily..

When you invite one over , buy her all she wants to eat and drink, give her cruise, joke and make her laugh, talk to her like a real human and gist about her life as a person not a sextoy, trust me she would soon love up and crash the price , or offer pro bono services and even refuse to go back to her place ,cooking and cleaning for free

And if you want to finish her and fvck her head up, give her 5-10 min of pleasure neck kissing, nipples and clits, then chop her , after fvcking her don't just sleep off or ignore her, draw her closer and cuddle her with some chitty chatty compliments and some bullshit


Formatting a man's head is right before sex, for a woman it's immediately after sex



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Celebrities › Re: Bbnaija 2020: Dino Melaye Is My Celebrity Crush – Dorathy by techmo(m): 11:34am On Jul 24, 2020
We Sabi as he dey go crush koor crusher nii
Programming › Re: Meet Emmanuella Mayaki: Hired By A School In The UK As Coding Instructor by techmo(m): 11:21am On Jul 24, 2020
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The world fears Nigerians because we are too smart for their liking

They only sabotage our development cos they know should we develop we may rule the world

*First Female Fighter helicopter pilot Yoruba woman

*Richest African woman in the world Yoruba woman

*First woman lawyer to become a Senior Advocate of Nigeria , Yoruba woman


Nigeria Amaka!!



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Politics › Re: FACT CHECK: Did Osinbajo Block Alpha Beta Money Laundering Petition? by techmo(m): 11:19am On Jul 24, 2020
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When God works it appears he is punishing you, thank God Buhari spear heads EFCC, and Osinbajo was never properly handed over too with Aba Kyari calling the shots...

Now they all look foolish trying to shift Buhari's blame as a President and supervisor of EFCC to Osinbajo whose roles are clearly defined by law


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Politics › Re: The Grave Sin Of Godwin Obaseki by techmo(m): 10:45am On Jul 24, 2020
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When they have nothing to campaign with they start blaming others and acting like a victim

Typical snakes

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Celebrities › Re: #bbnaija: “dorathy Is A Certified Runs Girl” – Social Media User Alleges by techmo(m): 10:01am On Jul 24, 2020
Why not keep are past are past and let us judge her personality ..
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 774,000 Jobs: MC Oluomo, Others Inaugurated As Lagos Selection Committee by techmo(m): 9:47am On Jul 24, 2020
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Now that's how to give back to the grassroot, Keyamo is a wise man.. give NURTW, local kings, Market leaders the slot rather than giving some useless senators


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Politics › Re: Idahosa: NASS Leadership Fighting Buhari Because Of Oshiomhole's Removal by techmo(m): 9:43am On Jul 24, 2020
sigiyaya:
Jagaban is one of those who has made life miserable for you and your family.

Jagaban is one of those who has made it impossible for you to has access to electricity, good road, good pipe bone water, good hospitals, sound and quality education etc

Jagaban is one of those who has made sure that you are not gainfully employed therefore making sure that you and the rest of your family lives the rest of your miserable life in abject poverty.

But what makes me cry is that you are still very much ready to pass that can of life to your children children yet unborn cry cry cry
How exactly did Jagaban do this as a Governor in only Lagos State? Please let us know exactly what Jagaban did, don't just lay accusations

Are you from Lagos were he governed ? If not can your state compare with Lagos and your governors with Tinubu in terms of state GDP, Poverty rate, unemployment rate


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Politics › Re: Idahosa: NASS Leadership Fighting Buhari Because Of Oshiomhole's Removal by techmo(m): 9:40am On Jul 24, 2020
hisexcellency34:
The same nass that was shouting issokay, off the Mike when Akpabio started talking.
Just a single man out of the panelists shouted is ok off the mic, the rest especially the woman wanted Akpabio to speak on the allegations, Gbajabiamila even asked him to name the contractor within 48hrs

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Celebrities › Re: Makeup Artist Transforms Her Face To Davido And Williams Uchemba (Pix) by techmo(m): 9:35am On Jul 24, 2020
Very talented she did Buhari also and nailed
Politics › Re: Chairman, House Committee On Nddc, Bunmi Tunji-ojo Commended For His Sterling Ro by techmo(m): 9:08am On Jul 24, 2020
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Politics › Re: Chairman, House Committee On Nddc, Bunmi Tunji-ojo Commended For His Sterling Ro by techmo(m): 9:08am On Jul 24, 2020
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Politics › Re: 2023: No Amount Of Efforts Can Stop Tinubu As Next President ― Arewa Youths by techmo(m): 9:02am On Jul 24, 2020
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Nice one

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Celebrities › Re: Housemates Lose Wager’s Challenge After Nengi Missed A Point To Save Ozo by techmo(m): 8:58am On Jul 24, 2020
donbachi:
entanglement.
Lol wetin Bobby go cause, real Entanglementship
Romance › Re: Meet Vicky Felix, The Housemate Dat Will Blow Ur Mind At Dis Reality Show by techmo(m): 8:51am On Jul 24, 2020
chinchonglee:
Jst take a look at the countries u mentioned... Mumbai very educated and productive. Lemme not talk about California and UK as u already knw the situation dere.

Bro.. find work e dey epp!
Nigeria is far more educated than many countries

What is your work and I can show you openly I earn more than you

Bloggers are making money with Bbnaija, graphics designers, Digital marketers, luxury shoppers , but you Mr I get work is here hating on a show creating wealth because you can't just comprehend the concept of reality show...

Honestly you need a mentality change or you may just work till you are old while your boss keeps watching Bbnaija and his children living well, and all you get is Salary


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Celebrities › Re: Housemates Lose Wager’s Challenge After Nengi Missed A Point To Save Ozo by techmo(m): 8:35am On Jul 24, 2020
Nengi likes Ozo , Ozo likes Dorathy
Romance › Re: Meet Vicky Felix, The Housemate Dat Will Blow Ur Mind At Dis Reality Show by techmo(m): 8:24am On Jul 24, 2020
chinchonglee:
U pple dnt have work or what??
Entertainment industry (Bollywood) took Mumbai from a slum to a very productive economy

California has the highest GDP in US all thanks to Hollywood.. acting in front of a camera

UK makes billions through EPL with people simply kicking balls about while people watch it

Go on Big brother #hastag see the whole Africa watching big brother Nigeria SA Rwanda Kenya, see youths marketing their business, selling online and making profit more than you that have "work"

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Politics › Re: Ohonbamu: I Am Now Supporting Ize-Iyamu, He Will Defeat Obaseki by techmo(m): 7:59am On Jul 24, 2020
Mylove55:
you were just wasting your time on Lexi2014.
always arguing like a toddler.
I tire for the guy matter oo.
Foreign Affairs › Re: China Orders Closure Of US Consulate In Chengdu by techmo(m): 7:51am On Jul 24, 2020
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TV/Movies › Re: BBN: Camera Caught Housemate Masturbating. by techmo(m): 7:49am On Jul 24, 2020
The aboki girl clearly stated it she loves soapy
Politics › Re: History Of Ibadan Part 1: How Ibadan Was Before It Was Founded Before It Was Fo by techmo(m): 7:39am On Jul 24, 2020
Many are raving mad on this site

War Settlement with its history written and available in most top library is now been twisted right before our own eyes
Crime › Re: Two Men Burnt To Death In Imo Over Robbery Allegation (Graphic Photos) by techmo(m):
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Stealing material item is bad, then you stole their lives which God created it's even worse

The guy even begged in the first pics

Worst thing that can happen in a land is to keep having blood and Souls murdered and angrily roaming and haunting the Land, such haunted land hardly progress


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Crime › Re: UNIZIK Graduate Dies After She Was Poisoned By A Guy She Turned Down by techmo(m): 7:14am On Jul 24, 2020
RonaldoVido:
If you don't believe in supernatural, then you are living on top okada.

The day they will use jazz on you, you kpef like ordinary chicken.
So if I also compose nonesense on my WhatsApp chat with myself on my other phone snapping padlock on a piece of paper you would believe me ?


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Politics › Re: CIVIL WAR- The Igbo General That Fought For Nigeria by techmo(m): 7:11am On Jul 24, 2020
Should we fry sand


Yoruba's also fought for Biafra, even leading war front..

Americans also fought as mercinery


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Politics › Re: Idahosa: NASS Leadership Fighting Buhari Because Of Oshiomhole's Removal by techmo(m):
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Politicising everything

You asked for checks and balances, Gbajabiamila just started with NDDC , NSITF , Akpabio and Ngige should be encouraged to give account of their stewardship and not make excuses, or "Yab" like Agberos

Honourable Elumelu has also called for the probe of North East Development Commission 100. Billion allocation

Ahmed Lawan and Senators on the other hand are debating how to chase the useless service chiefs away



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Politics › Re: Edo Poll: Oshiomole Assures Supporters Of Ize-Iyamu’s "Landslide Victory" by techmo(m): 7:00am On Jul 24, 2020
Watching the video of crowds cheering him on while he danced was a great thing... People never forget a true leader even when he has been ousted from power
Politics › Re: Burial Of Tolulope Arotile (Photos, Video) by techmo(m): 6:53am On Jul 24, 2020
chinyerefrank444:
now u called her Yoruba but the part where she came from people say they're not real Yoruba. she's from Kogi state.
I know because my husband is from there.
now, are there Yoruba's in Kogi state??
Lol yes Okun land is Yoruba land, Yagba west LGA, is Yoruba land same as isanlu, kabba , ijimu, ayetoro and many, where is your husband from in Kogi he may or may not be Yoruba

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Romance › Re: The Too Much I Know About Her Previous Sex Life Is Hunting My Feelings For Her by techmo(m):
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She loves you and confide her darkest naughtiest secret with you, she's free around you..

They may call you a simp for dating a girl with an active sexual past... But wake up and see her good side

Honesty in a relationship is greater than many nonesense we condition ourselves to


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Politics › Re: Ohonbamu: I Am Now Supporting Ize-Iyamu, He Will Defeat Obaseki by techmo(m): 11:49pm On Jul 23, 2020
new2012:
Whenever you have to switch to insults to make a point, then you're lost. Checkmate pal!


Like the oher guy, I won't descend into that level of exchanging insults with you, you seem to be a champion there, but hopefully one day you grow up.
Okay can "Lexy2014" and "new2012" just get the fvck out of my mention.. you and your alternative win now fvck off
Crime › Re: UNIZIK Graduate Dies After She Was Poisoned By A Guy She Turned Down by techmo(m): 11:39pm On Jul 23, 2020
Tflex01:
An average Igbo have deep victim mentality engrained in them since birth.

Even the dead lady went to Ibadan with a terrible mindset.
The guy may not even be from Ibadan as according to the pics they are both serving in Ibadan
Politics › Re: Ohonbamu: I Am Now Supporting Ize-Iyamu, He Will Defeat Obaseki by techmo(m): 11:38pm On Jul 23, 2020
lexy2014:
Since u say a dunce can use Google, have u been able to use Google? From d look of things, u can't even use Google. That means u are worse than a dunce & lesser than a dunce intellectually
You have commented and commented typed and typed but I still won't tell you the next move of Pastor Ize Iyamu and duly refered you to the published manifesto ... For any sane individual you shouldn't keep on trolling hopelessly



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