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Guy why?

Post it here if it won no be you go pay na Bet9ja go Pay. If he sure u self use 100,000 play it

I won’t beat or do anything since his parents are there watching, My families will also be there clapping when they bring me another TV.. except they want to go and be visiting the boy and his begging partners in hospital because I will not only beat him.. Anyone that ask me what did this small boy do I will beat the person join!!!

Ritualist

Am not sure about the dog been okay. If you go to another vet more money will be spent all those medicine you have there use it first and see what result it will produce. So they won’t add to the dog problem.. people shouting dog 450,000 go to Airport junction after Coca-Cola in Abuja in front of that citec estate those guys holding and selling puppies by the roadside and ask the price of their puppy.. then come back and share your experience!!!SMH!!!

Lol did you fall victim?

I don’t even know what to say but you see those guys that said you are sick, those guys are the one I will follow. I am not saying you are sick but I think they are right!!! The rate of your mumu can kill Nigeria problem!! Religious has turned you to something else!! In this hardship you still see 1000 on the floor and yet announcing it? If I see 1000 on the floor this morning my brother, I will dance more than David!!!

Who know know B2k for Lagos state senior model college Meiran. Notorious for comedy and giving my classmate names. My friends name self Dey dere. Boleke. Oluwamiegbin,Jantofuku, Omoga or gbafufu. Mujanja, Tall child. Eyes saw, dasofunjo.. etc.

Bros no vex oo.. first. The yahoo he is into has he been cashing out a lot, does he gives ur parent money? Does ur parent support his yahoo? What kind of friends does he keep? Is he a bit supportive at home? And you have you been staying home a lot due to the strike? From morning till night does he sees you? If yes then bro it will be very hard because if you aren’t involve in providing little at home, no one will respect you if you don’t have money. But if truely your home is a very strict one, don’t beat him at all. Seize his phone and laptop that he uses for the yahoo he is only doing those because of the 25$ to 100$ gift card client Gives him.

EzzyCarter:
Is this necessary?

Very very necessary sir

Someone is saying something that is really bringing him tears and all I could read is about Marlians. You people can make someone laugh.. bro I do advise you to take your daughter seriously and if possible enroll her into a military school like command secondary school and put her in the hostel since you won’t be home. Then tell them to give her extra monitoring, Since you are still looking for her make some reports and try looking for her in ghettos where you think those guys who smoke may be hiding... you haven’t failed yet but if care is not taking bro you will fail her as a father. And also you have over pampered her because you don’t know how best to take care of her like a woman. May God help you.

you and your entire family will die of suicide as you have nothing good to say. It just a fun and message platform. Fool... stark illiterate. Poverty stricken idiot!!!

Am I finished?

I was just goofing around on Facebook and saw one pretty sister and that was how the Casanova spirit inside me pushed me to send her friend request which she accepted after two days.

Some days later, I sent her that hand wave on Facebook messenger, she responded and that was how it all started. Something in me was saying take it easy, but this spirit of Casanova was really prepared to deal with me.

After I applied some pressure, she accepted and she even told me she did not want any unserious fellow but I keep assuring her I am different that my love is here to stay

Deep inside of me, I only came for the tithe and offering.

Last weekend she visited me in her Rav-4 and we spent the weekend together.

On Sunday morning, she asked me to drop her off at home which I obliged.

We drove close to Artillery Barrack where she pointed at the Army gates and she asked me to drive in.

I thought she was joking, but she was not. We got to the gate and the soldiers at the gate were saluting her.

At that point I didn't know if the car's AC went off or I accidentaly turned it off, but I began to sweat.

Luckily she did not notice. I dropped her off and she pecked me and told me to go with the car and use it as she would come to my place after service to discuss about our marriage. I managed to drive out of the gate.

Later in the day she came as promised and ask if she surprised me. I said not really; that I was proud of her...meanwhile I had peed like 20 times already.

Just this morning, she fully introduced herself as Major ENE her only two brothers are Lt Colonels in the Army and she is the only girl of her father who is a retired General.

I know I am dead, but I don't know how dead I am.
My wife and kids are due to return next week.

Please I need help.������������
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akpos went for a birthday party. He sat
close to one beautiful girl.
Suddenly a guy came to the girl and
started toasting her. “Hello angel, Am
Dav. You look so charming. You are my
spec. Please can I have you phone
number?”
“Am sorry I don’t give out my numbers to
strangers. That’s final” replied the girl.
Akpos smiled inside himself.
Few minute later, the same guy returned
again. “Baby I mean no harm, just give
me a chance to show you how much I can
care for you. Your phone number is just
ok for me”
The girl shouted “Leave me alone! Am not
interested”
The guy felt so embarrassed and left.
Akpos smiled again and thought of
making business with it.
Akpos approached the guy outside and
say “Just 10,000 Naira and the girl’s
phone number will enter your phone”.
“Really?”
“Yes”
“Ok! Am in” says the guy
Akpos collected the guy`s phone number
and went back to his seat. “You know
what, I must say you are such a decent
girl. I just wish all girls are like you. Says
Akpos to the girl
The girl felt so happy and say “Thank you
dear.”
“I think you deserve a gift for that”
“Really?”
“Yea, just give me your number and I will
send you the gift”
“There you go again.”
“No! no! I mean your bank account
number. I will like to transfer N20,000 to
you”
“Waoooo! You mean it?”
“Yea”
“ Thanks you so much. May God reward
you.”
“Its ok, Just text your account number to
this phone number ”
He gives the girl the guy’s phone number
and goes outside to collect his N10,000.
One word for Akpos

OK BYE � �

A Professor started his class on a very serious Topic. The moment he turned towards the blackboard, one of the students whistled.

He turned, looked at the class and asked the Whistler's name. No one answered.

The Professor peacefully kept the Pen in his pocket saying: "Lecture ends here. I'll tell you a story to utilise the remaining time".
Everyone became interested.

"Yesterday night I tried hard to sleep, but it was miles away from my eyes, so I thought I'd better get petrol in my car, which will save my time next morning and might induce sleep.

After having my tank full, I started roaming in that area, enjoying the
peace of a traffic free ride.

Suddenly, on the corner I saw a girl who was as young and beautiful as the clothes she was wearing. Must have been returning from a party.

Out of courtesy, I turned my car towards her and asked if I may be of any help. She asked me if I could
drop her to her home, she'll be very obliged, to which I agreed.

She sat in the front seat with me. We started talking, and to my amazement she was very intelligent, had control on many topics which many youngsters don't.

When we reached her address, she admitted my courteous nature and behavior and accepted that she had fallen in love with me.

I also admitted her intelligence and beauty and that I've also started liking her. I told her about my job
as a professor in the university.

The girl asked my number, which I gave her willingly. Then she asked me a favor, to which i couldn't have denied naturally.

She said that her brother is a student in the same university, and asked me to take care of him, since we'll be in a long relationship now.

I asked the name of the student. She said that I'll recognise him with one of his very prominent quality, He whistles a lot!

All eyes in the classroom turned towards the boy who had whistled.

The professor said:
"I didn't buy my Ph.D in Psychology...
I earned it.” Oya! Come out you stupid fool"
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Stooi76:
e ma wo olosi yi sa, ki lo funny. Since when, o boy go update urself, u Sha Wan trend.

Your family na oloshi is like you want to be unfortunate abi?

Manchester United star, Odion Ighalo, has named Juan Mata, David De Gea, and Sergio Romero as the three Red Devils’ players that helped him to settle down at the club.
The 30-year-old joined Manchester United last January transfer window on a six-month loan deal from the Chinese side, Shenhua.

The former Watford star has scored four goals in eight appearances for Ole Gunnar Solskjaer’s side so far this season.

The Nigerian striker is presently on self-isolation after the Premier League was suspended indefinitely due to the Coronavirus pandemic.

“I have a lot of guys there who have helped me. The guys in the dressing room are excellent,” Ighalo said during an Instagram Q&A session on Tuesday.

“The first time I stepped my feet in that dressing room – wow. There are three players that took me and made me feel welcome and comfortable.

“After three days, we started living like brothers, like I have been there for five years, laughing together and cracking jokes together.

“Especially Juan Mata, De Gea, and the other goalkeeper, Romero, because they speak Spanish, and I speak Spanish.”

Ighalo won the club’s March Goal-of-the-Month award after his sparkling effort goal against LASK in the Europa League.

Pofgrace:
Foolish blogger....old news

Foolish reader. I didn’t ask you for the news date.

orisa37:
AMEBO.

My brother I don laugh tire even though I know say an old story but it funny to me.

Stooi76:
My friend (Sangoolukoso) wrote the Story not you, and this like 3 month ago,. This piracy

. Pele ore sango olukoso. Did I wrote it there that I am the writer. Oponu. I find it funny and I feel like Shari it cause it funny. Didirin...

[quote author=Pofgrace post=88209668]Foolish blogger....old news[/quote
I posted it when I saw it. You don’t have to abuse me.

Nigeria police officers, most especially those that claim to be under the Special Anti Robbery Squad unit, SARS, of the Nigerian police force reportedly often carry out illegal activities, raids of people’s houses in search of yahoo boys, especially if the residents are youths. This was the case a man narrated on twitter in the early hours of Monday, but it didn’t end well for the SARS officer as they had stepped on the wrong feet. Read the story below; “E get one new house wey dem just build finish like 3months ago, so na young young guys dey inside d house about 4 of them, flashy cars bla bla bla and bla…so yesterday d devil (SARS) go pass boundaries at about 2:45pm. “Sienna park for front of the house bang gate…bang gate..nobody answer den, na so two of them use plyer cut the electric fence jump inside d compound… Be like say those guys dey play loud music for inside so dem no hear d banging, sars Sha fly fence inside dey Waka about “Na him one of them come out dem catch That one start to dey rain ham slap��…this is where d action begins, the guy just manage cut commot run enter, coming, coming out… 1 huge elderly man (their father, 4 hefty guys, all brothers, 1 fine babe) all match outside. “Papa ask dem wetin dem dey fine for him compound, dey say dey come arrest thus boys say dem be yahoo yahoo (fraudulent) according to how d sars guy call ham cos we dey look from d upstairs of d next compound. “At dis junction all d sars guys Don dey inside d compound.. “Dis elderly man Waka go gate, go lock d gate, now properly introduced everyone in d compound.
1. Major General Akinpelu Olopade (dad)
2. Captain Olakunle Olopade (son)
3. Lieutenant Olúwafemi Olopade (son
4. Flying officer Olayinka Olopade (son)
5. DSP Funmilayo Olopade
“The whole family entirely na military and Forces ��� na him sars start to dey beg, dey were all disarmed, handcuffed to the gate, chop beating wey dem never chop before, sars dey cry…. Now this kind raiding na information, who gave Y’all dis false info dem say na… “Dem say na landlord of house 45 or so… Na him dem go drag that one come outside, na d man dey always drop pass for those sars guys, ahhh old man chop koboko��� 2 hrs after all this we start to dey hear wow wow wow wow wow siren sound.. With old Landrover “Gen gbé Military Police, military police come start their own also, ọju sárs tí wu óò, handcuff all of them, throw inside motor, including d landlord, landlord wife dey beg dey roll for floor, nobody answer ham, wọn gbé gbogbo wọn lọ mehn, Those sars guys Don enter ham.

Admits coronavirus outbreak globally, there have been several preventive measures to curb the spread of the pandemic disease.
Some of which includes ➺ washing of hands, using hand sanitizers, maintain social distancing and avoiding crowded places.

However, people have ways they tend to exaggerate and act unconsciously amongst this outbreak. Hence, it has brought about different kind of reactions of people towards people that are perceived to exhibit the symptoms of coronavirus. One of the most evident symptoms is coughing or sneezing.

Of course, Nigerians make a buzz about everything and the bus can be described to be a good example of space were various reactions towards a person that exhibits the perceived symptom (Coughing) of coronavirus

See below 7 reactions people make in Public transport amidst coronavirus.
1. The Killer Eye Givers

This may sound funny but once you cough in a bus, whether it just a cold or perhaps you got choked people would immediately look at you like you have the virus.

The kind bad eye wey dem go take look you ehn, you will prefer to jump from the bus even when you know it’s moving with full speed.

2. The Warners

Once someone coughs in a bus, some people can go the length to start shouting and warn the person to sneeze or cough in a tissue, handkerchief or cover his/her mouth.

They won’t advise you in a friendly manner at all, they will insult you and shout madly at you while telling you the right thing to do not because they care about you, they just don’t want you to infect them ��

3. The Shifters

This can be quite painful but you cannot actually blame them. Immediately you cough, people would instantly shift and would not say the usual, bless you.

They will make it look as if you are an infected person, this can pain ehn but wetin man go do na? Nothing!

4. The Laughers

These are the kind of people that would laugh at any situation. They care less and are always ready to comment

5. The Nose Masks Wearers

It is quite amazing that Nigerians do not know when it appropriate to use a nose mask.

They practically wear it all day without changing it. Wetin concern them ����

6. The Insult Givers

These are the aggressive ones. They would instantly rain insult on you for wanting to kill them just immediately after you cough.

They are hyperactive and wouldn’t hesitate to curse if you dare cough or sneeze beside them. Dem dey para ���

7. The Very Spiritual One

These people believe that there is nothing like coronavirus and even if there’s, they can cure or chase it away with the blood of Jesus only.

They go to the length of sprinkling holy water, anointing oil on themselves and their love ones to keep them away from the Virus.

E go clear for una eye soon, you better take precautions and do the needful before it’s too late. Even God go tell you say him no send you if you dare ignore all the Warnings laid down by the Government.

I miss them all,

PastorAmotekun:
:

so because they are yahoo Dangote trailers should kill them? What if your distance relations are into it too? May God forgive you. So if dangote trailer kill them what should kill our leaders?