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‪When a woman wants to teach you a lesson, even Satan sits down to take notes. 😭‬

‪A man was a big drunk. His wife used to pick him up in bars and in trenches. Her family friends advised her to leave him but she was hopeful that she'll find a solution. ‬

‪One Saturday she went to pick him again, he was completely drunk. Instead of taking him home, she headed straight to the mortuary. ‬
‪She negotiated with the mortuary attendants to make him lie with the corpses and when he wakes up they teach him a lesson. She then went back home When he woke up, he started screaming when he found himself sleeping in the middle of dead bodies. He started screaming and calling for help pleading that he's not dead. ‬

‪The mortuary attendants came laughing and told him that they are used to corpses being brought to the morgue and start practicing witchcraft. They told him to lie down and that he was dead and whatever he was seeing was not in real life but in the other end of living dead.‬

‪He continued screaming and the morgue attendants came with an axe and hammer and told him that stubborn corpses are beaten and hacked until they become cooperative. He was told to lie and wait for his postmortem later that day since his cause of death hadn't been established. ‬

‪He stayed there frightened in the middle of corpses the whole of that day and Sunday night. On Monday morning they released him and told him to go home, say bye bye to his family and then come back to the morgue for preservation since he was now a mere spirit.‬

‪He ran home on foot, straight to the mirror to check if he was seeing himself. His wife pretended not to see him which made him even more worried. He went to the bathroom took a shower, dressed up and carried a Bible. That's when his wife told him that it was a Monday morning and not Sunday.‬

Remove EFCC chairman and put hush puppy or Baddosha

I can't advise you to stop because if I also have that opportunity I will do the same. But be careful. Just been honest.

The little furniture in that one room apartment is more expensive that that of a two bedroom flat, if you know you know!!!!

This Ronaldo guy’s achievement in a month surpasses you entire achievement from your birthdate to your death date. That I know for sure, appreciate success, so people can appreciate yours too. Na your type go see person buy Camry Dey talk say how much be Camry wey he buy, car wey don old. But una no go fit afford golf 1. Or even a beetle car for una family!!!

Is not everything you have to post online. The doctor that gave you result ought to have explained to you what you are facing. Posting it online is just a way of exposing your health more.

Well after all they pay tithe and also offering in his father church. That a best way of giving back.

Bro every man is a cheater no matter what!! But you should never bring another woman to your matrimonial bed. It doesn’t make sense, you need a lot of work to do before gaining back that trust but first look for a way to console her back and do everything within your power to make her happy again. She is downcast and needs a little space and yet a should to lay her head on.

I would advice you to go for pointiac because it more fuel economical and low to maintain. Honda is also a good product but wouldn’t advice you to go for Honda product.

You lack manners a lot. She asked opinion and you couldn’t say anything reasonable why don’t you shut up?

Send her more money. Infact sell all you have and send her the money. Look self, borrow money from lapo and gbomulelantarn, sell your laptop and phone. Give the money to her.. if you don’t learn the hard way you will never learn.

MyVILLAGEpeople:
Some Nigerians shaaa

You self see say the guy comment no tally with the write up abi…

Monitor your wife and find out if she is Having an external affair. That not natural!!

Aunty slapped her brother in-law for taking food from her pot by himself without telling her.

Brother in-law stopped eating at home to avoid further insult.

Brother in-law is an undergraduate.

The brother noticed and asked why, he said nothing.

Brother wasn't satisfied, asked his wife, aunty said ask your brother.

Brother insisted on finding why, so he asked other souls in the house and they told him what happened.

Brother was very angry and felt disrespected by his wife who could have reported to him to handle the issue.

Aunty doesn't work so brother provides everything down to maggi.

Brother told wife to apologise to his brother, aunty said never. That the house is hers.

Brother in-law jejely carried his kaya and left without telling anyone.

Brother has told his wife to leave his house since she cannot accommodate his family members but feels free with her own family members.

Aunty feels her husband is being unreasonable and seeking advise on how best to proceed.

Please members of this group, advise her please ���

Naija Format!!!!! Una no go understand���

I break and loose myself from every curse of financial bondage and poverty, in the name of Jesus.
I release myself from every conscious and unconscious covenant with the spirit of poverty, in the name of Jesus. Let God arise and let every enemy of my financial breakthrough be scattered,. in the name of Jesus. O Lord, restore all my wasted years and efforts and convert them to my financial breakthrough, in the name of Jesus. Let men bless me financially anywhere I go, in the name of Jesus. I release my finances from the clutches of financial hunger, in the name of Jesus. I loose angels, in the mighty name of Jesus, to go and create favour for my finances.
Amen �

Depends on what type of girl she is. You don’t know yet maybe you are the key to her future happiness. Suit her down and ask her questions after all she is your friend and she can also be useful to you in future.

I backed it up with a sheghen visa

I got the visa last year and didn’t travel yet. Was about getting ticket since it 6 month when I was told E visa has been held for now due to virus. How true is this?

Will send it home to my pregnant wife to do whatever little she can use it to get for now.
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Keystone

I came to Abuja and was told

Hello everyone, please I have a 6 month turkey E-visa but I was told they already banned the E-visa, how. True is this and what can I do?

Bolaji26:
35k ??

You be big thief.. You for Lulu no pay!!!

Dey there they correct people English oooo ateast the broken English go fetch am 10,000.. Una no dey know say mistake and mistype they occur �

Educative

Was reading what I wrote. Wasn't intentional that was typing error.. Sorry about that...

But na person wet never see chaos they write plain English though!!!

aimmoney9:
You murdered English.....

You are a murderer.....

Was reading what I wrote. Wasn't intentional that was typing error.. Sorry about that...

But na person wet never see chaos they write plain English though!!!

There was chaos had to tell my wife to close the short and come home quickly.. Moreover the governor of I do state has ordered bike mem to close by 6pm making it more difficult for people because once Amotekun sees you at past 6.. They seize your bike!!!

Like Obe Ogun. Medicine soup from Owo I do state.

Guy why?