₦airaland Forum

Boyooosa:
And there is 613 likes on this, we are in mess. That means 613 would act this way so far too...this generation. Damn!

Well @op if you are still reading.
Make sure u get closer to that girl, either direcrly, through your wife or her relatives.
She has problem, yeah, everybody does but help her solve this, who knows, it might be a reason for your children too, to benefit from others in the future.

As in, big mess ! Chai ! I fear! What a generation! The fabric of our moral and humanity has turned to rag ! Wicked and dried-eyes generation !

Do I hear people saying mind your business? Chai... what a wicked and dried-eyes generation. Will you pray anyone who found your daughter, your younger sister in this mess, dungeon, deprivaty should look off till your daughter's life is ruined ? Do we really have mothers here ? What a generation !
See, OP all these guys shouting "mind your business" are the kind ruining the girls life. And all these girls shouting mind your business have also lost the count of their aborted pregnancies ! So they can't afford to say anything better or see any life helped. OP, please, do anything you can to help the poor girl. Don't mind this wicked and dried-eyes ones.

Kolawole81:
I recently realise i may have TMAU, the worst thing that can ever happen to a man. I get ridiculed by my coworkers and I've heard insults from family members,( especially my mother) about my body odor. I've even had two coworkers spray perfume on me behind my back. My brother and sister cover there noses around me and sometimes avoid me altogether including my father. When I talk with my sister she puts medicated lip balm above her lip. When i am in tge midst of my friends every one lights a cigarette. I brush my teeth twice a day or after every meal and I shower two times a day. I practice good hygiene and I've changed my diet. But I've asked my sister and family if i smell and they say no. I've asked my ex-girlfriend and she is extremely honest with me and she said no. I've asked close friends of mine and they've said no. It seems to vary from time to time. Yet just yesterday on my way to buy fuel from the filling station : NOW LISTEN TO THIS..

He dropped the fuel pump, gave me a look of horror, what came out of his mouth was a shrieking cry of revulsion as he fled. People around the vicinity covered their noses and looked at me. All this despite the fact my car Windows were up. I hit the accerator on impulse to flee and almost rammed into a metal barrier. I ran home and began to cry., then I realised how stupid it was if me to cry, I locked all Windows and stuffed tissue paper to cover any hole, watched National Geographic all day, vowing never to leave my house ever again.Screw my job, I quit,


.....the thing is I can't smell anything bad. In fact, I smell the perfume I spray and the lotions and soaps I use. I've never had this problem before and I am very frustrated, disappointed, angry, paranoid and I can go on with a two page essay on how I feel. How am I suppose to function in the world if I MAKE PEOPLE FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE AND REPULSE? AND MOST IMPORTANTLY WHY IS THAT PEOPLE MAKE THE FACES OR COVER THEIR NOSES BUT WHEN YOU ASK THEM DO YOU SMELL THEY LIE? YOUR HURTING MY FEELINGS BY THE THINGS YOUR DOING AND NOT LYING TO MY FACE WHEN I CONFRONT YOU............ I really can't smell anything bad about myself and truthfully I am withdrawing from family and friends and on the verge of committing suicide. Why should I have to cope with this problem I have no control over and expect the world to be understanding and compassionate................

Hmmm! Bro sincerely just calm down and believe all is well ! the fact is this is spiritual but there is total rest in Christ Jesus ! Add me on Whatsap . Aye esu ti baje ! you just agree with me and you will found him put to shame . You are fine and healthy , full of potential and purpose sir . Christ is interested in your case sir ! message on Whatsap bro

Dillish180:
I know this probably isn't the right place, but I'm guessing someone here might be able to help me.

I've been trying to register for the 2016/2017 remedial programme, but I'm stuck at the payment stage. I have been unable to make payment since tuesday.

Does anyone know somebody who has successfully registered?

keep calm, payment might not be ready , or unilorin portal issue or you are making mistakes somewhere . And by the way , what message is the portal given

08102280580

worldraid:
Microbiology or Civil engineering?

Abi......some nairalanders sha ! I thought it was only me that got confused ! fake life !

Hmmmmn...what a journey of NO RETURN !




Give your life to Christ now..... mover closer to God ...you don't own a second ahead of you...

Hmmmmmmmmmn ! what a journey of NO Return !



Give your life to Christ..move closer to God...oh..you don't own a second ahead of you....

SultanOfBrunei:
selfless service,
in Nigeria d flood would kill d children and destroy properties, and soldiers will escort a governor to visit and snap pictures with d victims.
lord have Messi

Smiles...Nigeria...

These soldiers in China worked together to form a human bridge in order to rescue children after a flash flood. Human kindness at its best !

ShowYourCertificate:
Population of people or population of vehicles/generators?

#ZombieSense

abi population of cattle

My own prayer is just that ,Buhari shouldn't rise in 2019 to tell that; oh..fellow Nigeria , I was unable to fulfill my promises because GEJ don destroy everything before my arrival , but now I don ready even if he destroy all ! vote me in and Nigeria's economy will be better than US' within six month ! Saraki will be petroleum minister and tinubu senate ! O ya change is ready ! toor...Even the foetus fit cry for not landing in Nigeria to jiriya oo

Geofavor:
you're welcome to NL. E-madmen are many on this forum. But usually they are concentrated in the romance, politics and entertainment section. This one has lost his way.

Thank you Geofavour ...smiles... May God heal them all ooo

Wow...first time I will witness E-madness.....May God heal you ! #TO WHOM....#

Jlakeside:
Your first sentence is OK, but I hate the subsequent sentences.. Can you call your daddy a foool? Don't forget I'm celebrating my 51st birthday today. And what's wrong with my children typing all these "fucck" word?.. Thank God all my 3children are male and I know how they tear pusssy regularly in their rooms. I could remember vividly when my first son (a Unilag graduate) brought a girl home, after she greeted me in the sitting room, the other voice of hers I heard was in my son's room.. Shouting "My womb!!, my womb,!! Egbami ooo!!, ori iya mi ooo!!!,. My wife was scared that her son had damage someone's womb BUT I was just laughing that this guy look exactly like his father.. He isn't a bastard.. So why shouldn't my children see me type fucck when they know their papa is a big slammer of pusssy?.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

Smiles..agbarakaka sink omoale ara re fi jade pelu 3.1 in unilag oooo

Jlakeside:
So, Advising someone to go for a surgery is an abuse or bully?..Dammn!!.. You see why some people get 194 and below in jamb.. You couldn't comprehend a common sentence, No wonder you've been giving hope to your fellow "failure specialist"~ refiner... Just wondering how you will pass (scoring 50percentile and more) in Sentence Equivalence/Text completion in your Jamb Use of English.. I pity the Nigerian youth, I pity the Education style in Nigeria, I pity YOU with a paucity intellectuality..

**shakes head vigorously***

Brother Leke.m............hmmmmn

[quote author=Jlakeside post=43944963]The rant of a failed jambite, what do you expect?.. I wasn't giving you an advice, at all, I was only reprimanding your failure so that you can buckle up next time and at the same time, I was censuring those giving you a false hope you're circumvoluting on. I may be kinda sounding hoarse but its the blatant truth,. Read, Read and Read is the only solution..

Jamb giving additional marks to applicants isn't my concern here, There are also other students who scored more than 200, yet they also get additional mark from jamb. Weren't you given additional mark? If additional mark is been given to you and your total score still sum-up to 194, then admit you're a CONFIRMED failure, An Humdrum jambite, A romance & sex addict,. I'm sure you knew some people scored 200+ and your brain with theirs isn't different when juxtaposed.. I'll crave your indulgence to start preparing for the Next Jamb..

See ya [/quote





Hmmmmn w Brother Leke ......
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Drnifecog:
Good morning house......

Good morning how are you doing

[quote author=ayokunlei post=38913840]Danny4reign , teeeestone, Keyana[/quote

I'm here sir ooo... Thank you bro

Victoriousvic:
Cc:

Holymcee, Solotutu, Anuoluwap, batzamzat, Emmy9ite, Lalamimz.

Victoriousvics I appreciate your diaries ! How's your health ? I wish you quick recovery

[quote author=Victoriousvic post=38403626]Lol. Yeah it was. I missed you guys presentation this year.

Our own recruitment comes up next month, and I'm pretty sure it'll be awesome too. [/quot



Victoriousvics , welldone ! I appreciate your diaries .How is your health ? I wish you total recovery in Jesus name

maryini:
God Bless you Ujujoan for your posts on this thread!

I have always had this feeling that i will be in ur shoes when God leads me to who he has chosen to be my spouse. I still hope that i will be attracted to and fall crazily in love with him like babyosisi but if i don't, your experience has given me courage to trust more in God's plan than my desires.

And I pray God will help you , you will not have cause to curse your wedding day

ayokunlei:
my Man.. The thread will be a very helpful one Sir...

Yes sir , indeed i'm loving it.....

ayokunlei:
cc Danny4reign teeeestone

Yes sir..... I'm here......

awepluz:
The fact dat I will take dis drug for life is depressing. God knows best. Pls weat are d side effects? I av d 30tablets wit me now but want to take iit after this important program! HIV! I never knew u would get me, who ever invented u will never rest in rip!!!!!!!!!
What should I do to boost my immune system? Ma CD4 is in d late 200. Wat food and activities should I engage in? I'm too young to go thru all dis! Yet I'm not wild! Wilder ppl nd careless ppl r free nd here I am? I started aving symptom after I got to know abt status, was perfectly fine before getting to know, ma doctors and pharmacist r tryn but I just feel dey are making me feel good.. Dey are acting like its just a normal disease nd no bigdeal is attached! Welllllll, if not for ma weight loss, I look ok.. So HIV no dey show for face Pls sumbody wake me up from this horrible dream, I'm even trying to cry but tears aren't coming? Where is dis inner strenght coming from? I can't even find dat voice dat will telll me to csuicide! somebody talk to me. I'm scared for my parents! #sobs

IT IS WELL MY DEAREST BROTHER.....LIFE GOES ON....PLS EVERYONE ONE IRRESPECTIVE OF HIS/HER STATUS HAS LITTLE TIME TO SPEND ON THIS PLANET . SUCH IS LIFE. YOU CAN REACH ME ON . LOVE YOU MY BROTHER

I realy have passion for this career but I am not good at Physics and Math . Can I scale through ?

israelboy1:
in case you need accommodation or a place to rest your head on your arrival to FUTA...pls feel free to contact this number 08176118505 ... (if you do not have enough credit to speak for 50min on phone with me...then we can whatsapp)....

NOTE: it is free, but just on one condition....don't think i am a feeder...cos i really cook oooh

and...don't start a competition with me in my room...whereby you will finish your exam...and start cooking cock and bull stories....if i really enjoy your company, you can stay for a little while....but in any form...do not disturb my peace...cos most of the times, i just want to be alone...THINKING

ONE LOVE FUTARIANS....we can do this together.

Smiles......Mr Israel !You are this your funny post..You are right anyway..... .

seedorfg:
are you sure? because sum mofos have bn makin jest of me all because i nid sumfyn imprtnt @Teeeestone

Don't mind them seedorfg . Yes , I mean it .