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gej and pdp will be having a good laugh

ibkgab001:
But somewhere in Kenya this is what we have

i gat go kenya o,why kenya ladies dey get mad asss.damn!

Tallesty1:
Some guys sabi tempt temptation sha.....

Wetin he go gain from seeing her unclothedness?
Abi he fit Bleep her with his eyes?

so,why men dey go strip club?

Shout out to those who commented,liked,quoted and shared on the first topic.5 kinds of student i don’t like as roommate.here i have 5 kinds of student i like as roommate.

1. Efiko/brillant student:there is nothing like having a brillant student as roommate especially when you are having difficulty in your subject you can easily walk to him and he will help you out.
2. Gamers:yes,gamers.they say all work and no play makes jack a dull boy,i myself is a gamer and always happy to have a gamer like me in the room,so you can all play at your leisure time.it’s reminds me when we play games like winning eleven,pes,fifa,car racing,mortal combat.trying to be the god of pes.
3. Comedian:having funny crazy guy in the room can be fun.the guy comes in the room and start talking about what happened during the class,jokes about the lecturers,course mate and most times among roommates,but wouldn’t find it funny when the joke’s on you.most of these guys are from warri,calabar,they can be funny.
4. Womanizer:the badest guy in the room that brings different kinds of babe to the room.he will be like “Vivian meet my roommate,mike”,you self go dey form fine boy,”what will you like to drink or eat?even when you know deep down you don’t have any kobo.but it wouldn’t be funny when he brings a lady unaware and she met you drinking garri.
5. Course mate:having a coursemate in your room can be good.reminding you about the assignment,note,lectures when you will be having test,giving you updates,that is if the the coursemate is the serious type.this reminds me of my former roommate,God bless him where ever he is.he was just like my secretary giving me updates,and anytime i forget about the assignment i will rush and copy his and submit.

Feel free to add yours,the kinds of rooomate you like to stay with.

great664:
Don't doubt it I have gone more than that... though its not straight but the ability to keep hard and thrusting even after you cum... when she is dried up, a lot of fore-pla.y and she is wet again and it continues.... its just normal.


Op you need to step up a little bit if you love and want to keep her, but the hours is not the problem you can satisfy a girl under 10mins if only you hit the right spot.

For instance if you got a little itching on your back and you ask someone to help you scratch it, and the person keep scratching around the spot even for hours will the itching vanish? No, but in 5mins or below the person scratch the exact spot you will feel satisfied. its same with woman

Your girl is not a nympho you just need to step up and do the right thing...... sorry for my long sermon

bad guyses everywhere,na another person wives una dey use do pratical.

great664:
Don't doubt it I have gone more than that... though its not straight but the ability to keep hard and thrusting even after you cum... when she is dried up, a lot of fore-pla.y and she is wet again and it continues.... its just normal.


Op you need to step up a little bit if you love and want to keep her, but the hours is not the problem you can satisfy a girl under 10mins if only you hit the right spot.

For instance if you got a little itching on your back and you ask someone to help you scratch it, and the person keep scratching around the spot even for hours will the itching vanish? No, but in 5mins or below the person scratch the exact spot you will feel satisfied. its same with woman

Your girl is not a nympho you just need to step up and do the right thing...... sorry for my long sermon

bad guyses everywhere,na another person wives una dey use do pratical.

neoapocalypse:
What are "gbamming" for ? so you support she should find another man from her "toasters" and start the whole process again. Whatever happened to fending for herself , being self sufficient and living within her means. Na wa for this your kind mentality.

why i said gbam is because she needs a helper either male or female to make her leave that devil she's saying with.pple saying she should start a business,where is she going 2 get the capital from?or the money may not be enough to sustain it.

midolian:
Hmmm...This is serious! You ve had countless abortions for him. I fear you don't abort yaself out of this world one of these days.

My question is, don't you have other toasters you feel are financially ok? If yes, why not give one of dem a try? This might even make him(the one that treats u badly) get back to his senses as it will soon become obvious to him that he is about to lose you(that's if he values you).

You can also tell your problem to a rich or averagely rich female friend. She might be of help. She might scot ya and feed ya. Living with a man no too pay o! The guy fit sag all ya curves and may end up not marrying u.

Now, all you want is to graduate, get a job for yaself and cater for ya family. But with this kinda treatment this guy is giving you, u may even die without achieving this..May God be ya guide

gbam!

PROPHETmichael:
The fact that he hates prayer warriors and Scripture Union guys should tell you he prefers witches and wizards as roommates as birds of the same feather flock together.

there should be time for everything bro,u shouldn't disturb ur rm wit ur prayers.i always tell him 2 go outside if he can't pray quietly.as 4 d su they just freak me out,hostel life are meant 2 b enjoyed while he dey dull himself.

[quote author=emekatony post=35087019][/quote]yes,i am.if not i wouldn't hav posted this for ur comment.didn't u have any roommate experience?

PROPHETmichael:
The fact that he hates prayer warriors and Scripture Union guys should tell you he prefers witches and wizards as roommates as birds of the same feather flock together.

there should be time for everything bro,u shouldn't disturb ur rm wit ur prayers.i always tell him 2 go outside if he can't pray quietly.as 4 d su they just freak me out,hostel life are meant 2 b enjoyed while he dey dull himself.

dblaisepascal:
I never had a room mate' I choose whoever squat with me' if d person sucks, I dish him out....

correct!big boy,u live off k.

Chascop:
@OP , you need Change. Not just change but a Positive one..

If you hate prayer warrior, SU guy and Jackobia, who you go come like?.

Agbero shebi or Homo..

The truth about your story is that they don't behave like you. They don't live the type of life you live and that's why the hatred is there.. Your type of person will never appreciate good things.

So many people are praying to have a roomie who reads all-day because it motivates and inspires them.

I don't think you know what you came....

My advice to you : Find your level and stop complaining. If hostel no do you, oga find the most expensive lodge go stay alone.


Big man dey hungry you

roomate who read all day?i prefer a gamer.

Dahjhi:
Perpetual Drunkards
Will always come home drunk and started vomiting when you suppose dey sleep. Everywhere smelling gbau gbau

Borrow Borrow: This one fit borrow ur boxers if you allow him. I be like 'You nor tellem for house say u get admission?

The Exaggerator:
He will tell you different stories. Nah only him go see this and that before.. Cheeiii.. I remember "Pastor Liverpool"

The saddist:
Chaii. You nor fit TOuSh em thing o. You go be like " nah for which zoo dem breed this guy.. ?

ur rm funny o.

daveP:
The type that brings visitors(both male and female) without telling you/unnanounced. That moment they begin dey form familiarity.

Those ones wey sabi use pot cook for babe, but no sabi cleanup. Disgusting.


That one that in the middle of the night just screams out of his sleep shouting "nooooo wayyy!! And stands up and begin to play with vigorfulity! Scary and unsettling.


The ones that when sleeping will place their leg on your head and mouth......a belt comes in handy

the one that does extracool when you wanna sleep.

guy ur rm funny o.

TYNNNNKs:
Are you a unilorite??

NO.AM NOT.

fatdon2:
PIG

The name says it all. These
roommates are so inconsiderate. They don’t care that their trash or
clothes pile up and eventually spill
onto your side of the room. They
take your suggestions for
improvement as insults and
immediately do the exact opposite of what you ask.

yes,but some are also cooperative.we contribute money for room week,buy ball among other things,but there are some roommate who doesn't care.

INTROVERT:
You'd like the play boy as a roommate who brings many girls who bring their friends for y'all to just lay back and chillll.and do stuff..... Abi

yeah,coming after this,and a gamer.

1. Cultist:yes,cultist the aye,ake(axe),eye,black scorpin etc.no student pray to have anyone of them as roommate,if yawa gas and the other cult member come to the room.makes me remember the “99 cult attack in oau,when they entered the room to massacre sug secretary general(afrika),althought he was not a cultist,but imagine what his roommate will be thinking when they arrived.

2. S.U.scriptural union:some say suwegbe union,whatever,i don’t want to be in the same room with this kind of student.they are just too holy for my liken,small thing you say or do,they start quoting bible. i had a roommie like that in my year two.the way he dress,this guy can tuck in on anything,no matter the cloth he put on,they was a day we were hungry,so me and some of my roomate with this su guy went to buy bread and akara.we were so hungry before we got to the room we had already finished the food.this guy made sure he entered the room put down the bread and akara on the table and prayed.untied the nylon,you know normally you tear the nylon.this guy untied it like he’s going to need the nylon.his behaviour makes me sick.since that year,i don’t wish to have su has roommate again.

3. Prayer warrior:you can’t imagine coming from the night class exhausted,just can’t wait to get to your room and fall in your bed to crash.and that is the time one of your roommate thinks is the time to pray,start to cabash,shouting.no no no,no way.

4. Thief: Throughout my staying in hostel,i have been so lucky not to have thief as roommate,i can leave my phone charging with my roomates to common room.i will meet it without moving an inch.i trust all my former roommate die.

5. Reading mode:these kind of students are always on reading mode,whether eating,gisting,even sleeping you will always find book with them,i always feel guilty,when having fun and seeing them makes me look like am not serious.got a guy like that in my room.this guy sabi jack,always reading,but like some people say “no be by jacking” after the exams he had 4 F’s, while we wey dey play clear all our papers.
Feel free to add yours,what can you say about your roommate?what kind of student you don’t want to have as roommate?

everybody is talking about him being ugly.4uck that shiit,he has money,fame n power which i think is the most important,he can fvck miss nigeria if he wants to.n u guys are talkin abt he no fine like sum pvssies.make mad money n miss world will choke on ur diick.

i will ask him one simple question.can u fight bullet?

yes,i can see u're really bored.no boyfriend 2 keep ur company.so it ur sis husband ehn.having suceeded in seducing him,after hearing how ur sis scream out of the bedroom,so u too want 2 sample what makes her moan so loud.ok,continu.

firstEVA:
Op is that you on your dp? You look like a doll

wey ur own?

this guy can't be 64.he old pass my dad.

pls,pple should just stop this.if u don't have facts,i mean real fact,not what someone sat down in one corner came out with.i have been brainwashed that i even feel guilty after having sex with my wife.these things are just natural.

i believe u only have girl because of ur poor performance when making a baby.my dad has 4 boys n a girl that is he won my mum 4-1.but in the case of mr ajimobi his wife won him 4-1.there are pretty though.

all hail ffk the slayer of igbo pvssy! (and the pple say) hail!hail!!hail!!!

all hail ffk the slayer of igbo pvssy!(and the pple say) hail!hail!!hail!!!

this useless governor don turn the people in my state to beggars.smh

why are some people so wicked after paying 50k montly. what else do u want again.now they will be cooling their heads in jail.

what do u expect?that is what u get for putting an old illitrate as president.same thing he did during the sworn in when he came without greeting the people he met just went 2 sit down,it was obj that tap him b4 the fulani got up to observe the protocol.i think we are in 4 it for the 4yrs.

pls guys,how can i use blackberry subscription on modem without blackberry?