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washed my father's car for plenty years and learnt d pedals and how to shift gear, eventually when I was 15, I gathered liver and stole d car with d help of a friend. I had just 3 days ( cos if popc come back come catch me ehn, I don die) so I learnt within d 3 days. first day was madt! plenty swerving in d middle of express, Na God save us, but by d third day, I already got d hang of it.

laurel03:
shoprite ke u forget to add Facebook and whatsapp... #Pej brain fall on u

Was it under pdp or apc even Jonathan made it clear in his speech, PDP government, he never said during his tenure. So take back ur words oga.

mamagee3:
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Partnerbiz2:
Ok u mean there is no where it is written?

Cos i find it difficult differentiating a 2008 camry from say 2009.

it's written on the seatbelt drivers or passengers side in some cars, but for most cars on the drivers door panels just below where the locking mechanism is.

Partnerbiz2:
How do I identify car models?
Like Toyota Camry look alike to me a lot.
Is there anywhere it is written on d car or is it by individual identificaton?

identifying car models is very easy, apart from the body type a which is an obvious identification, all u need to do is check the lights, the rear lights especially are always different if the cars have the same body type.

Lesson - A broke guy today can be rich Tmrw, but a slay mama becomes "olympus has fallen Tmrw" after all the slaying.

Bisjosh:
Dot dota dottest

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I'll like to meet a mature lady, (27 upwards) who's outspoken and confident in her self just for friends, someone I can be free and open to who will reciprocate without hiding anything then we see what develops if we connect. I'm single and just trying to make friends for now. Mention me with a dot and I'll send my bbm pin if interested.

I see people bashing each other here tribe and all, but most have failed to think deeply. Bukola Saraki is a Yoruba man, so it's a win win both ways for my fellow ewedu eaters. And knowing him, if he gets there, u will see a lot of changes in d man. I support Osinbajo only cos I know saraki will suffer other tribes including the hausas who will fight for him.

naturalwaves:
. Okay okay. There is a little issue with my mails. Will keep on trying to reply PMs and hope it starts going by then. In the meantime, you can google how to spoof MAC address/ How to spoof MAC address on an android phone etc to get familiarized with the process.Spoofing could be a bit cumbersome though, so, the best method to followup/ hack all social media apps, call register, sms, gallery, browsing history and even deleted images/ deleted videos is to get an app. The app usually works from the background and you will need about 5 minutes of the person's phone because that is where you have to install it. There are a lot of very good ones o but not going to do advert for any.Just research.

I believe spending 20k or more for about 3 months is not too much to know who one is dealing with before crossing the " I do" line. There was a thread here one time like that where a guy cancelled his wedding just 2 months to the event due to what he saw within just 3 days of putting the app on his gf's phone The truth is that, most people do not know what it means to be married. A serial cheat before marriage will continue after marriage. There are some women you cannot leave for a week talk less of 2 weeks....they can even sleep with your house boy. There are some women that, when they are away from you, your heartbeats will start skipping because you know their antecedents or what they are capable of doing once they are out of reach.

Most women are emotionally weak and dual in nature. I think it is the responsibility of those guys they become weak for to understand the weakness and protect them rather than explore such opportunities on a platter of gold. In this case, even though the woman may not be dating the gyna yet, by the time he starts adding pressure and following her up bumper to bumper, he will most likely bang her even with the so called pregnancy . Imagine a married woman being a serial flirt and to think that they are newly weds. I cannot tolerate a flirt. The husband should have woken her with a resounding slap the moment he saw those stewpid lovey dovie exchanges between his newly wedded wife and the gyna. What effrontery!

I'm not asking you to advertise for any app but can you suggest a good one?

naturalwaves:
Your suspision is most likely right. Forget about all the acting rubbish. That's how most of them do. Some will even cry that you will almost apologise but na lie in most cases. So, don't listen to those saying relax bla bla bla.
Being a tech guy, I once spoofed a lady's MAC address and was following her up and getting all messages just so I know her well before putting my hands in fire. If you see what I saw, the devil himself will be shocked. After I confronted her in a subtle way, she kept on acting for me. More evidences , more acting....all those regular baby, I cannot believe you don't trust me bul.sshhit. Until I reeled out the undiluted chats. They are only sorry when caught.

The truth is that you married a flirt who does not have regard for the institution called marriage. Why would she call some other dude such sweet names when she has a husband. Some women are just heartless. How would she feel when you receive calls from females and call them " my love" , "sweet heart" etc. What is she going to see a gyna for? Just for a 7 week old baby? He even had the guts to say.....how is our baby doing. SMH.

The baby may turn out yours but your wife deserves no respect for disrespecting your marriage. Feel free to give out your numbers too and chat, call freely with females while calling them sweet names in her presence. Maybe she will come back to her senses.

. bro, m interested in d Mac address spoofing, can we talk privately?

DeGuyNxtDoor:
I can't say the wife did well IF truly she has a had in this girl's present situation even though I strongly believe she does. If this lady had listened, taken her threats seriously and pleaded with the woman before now, she won't be going through this shameful pains she's going through.


I only understand from what I've come across in the past, that ladies go for married men because they are much better/experienced in bed and are more opened to spending on their mistresses than the single hustling guys but they forgot something.....what has an advantage, also comes with its own disadvantages.


I hope she learns her lessons after getting free from this.

. Oga remove the "more experience", Na only cos of money mostly.

DeGuyNxtDoor:
Good morning everyone, I would just head straight to the point here.

I happen to be a person who does not find smoking even the said harmless shisha fun. I hate it so much that I advice my friends to stop it when they do it in clubs. I also hate drinks as well, be it alcohol, beer or the popular kerewa hard drinks. I can at least settle down with malt as I don't take fanta, Pepsi, coke and the rest of the sugary drinks


Now my problem is my friends, they indirectly insult me over this, even my own brother did too, saying I look too soft cos I'm not doing weed or shisha at least which is harmless, that I'm not man enough physically. Its become persistent that its starting to worry me and I just wanna hear someone say I'm doing what's right and not wrong...

I'm not tryna show/say I'm a Holy person but I just don't like it. Is this normal? Are there guys like me out there?

. Never ever start, u're more than man enough. when repercussions come who will suffer it?

MadCow1:
As long as he addressed the Nation in an official lingua Franca, it is alright.


The Ministry of Information will translate it into all languages for all to hear.

Funny cos the same people that made excuses for Dame Jonathan who has three degree from 3 Higher institutions of learning in Nigeria and yet cant string together a simple sentence in English Language or read a typed speech are the same people pissed that the President addressed the Nation in one of the conatitutionally and officially recognised languages in Nigeria.

Wailers must wail.

. Your moniker fits you with a passion. How will you compare a president with a first lady? but even at that she didn't speak in her native tongue, even Abacha never addressed d country in Hausa. You're a dissapointment to your generation.

Plenty money Na, best rehab ever = good embarrassing flogging + starvation. In one month he will be reset. Cos 1. He'll realise he's being embarrassed and flogged like a kid cos of his stubborn addiction which is only found in kids, so he'll be forced to grow. 2. He'll get to a stage where he'll understand that food and water hold more value for his life instead of d drugs.
Just my opinion oo. I was never an addict, but I've seen it work. The guy lost his confidence cos even his fellow addicts laughed at him and he saw them for who they are and eventually, he quit, now he's building his confidence back gradually, he doesn't even touch alcohol now Sef.

crownedrookie:
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supergata:
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Smellyfingers:
I've a close female friend, we're very close that I know almost everything about her relationship.

There's this guy she is dating in Ibadan before she moved down to IIorin here. This guy do call her and he his trying immensely in this girl's life. He paid half of her School fees, buys her foodstuffs and so much more.

Fastforward, this same gal accepted the proposal of a yahoo guy (this same guy is my friend too), but we aint that close.. Whenever the other dude sent this girls money, she gives it to the other guy (yahoo guy). Though i don't know much about the other guy she's dating at Ib, but i do pity the guy because I feel he's being cheated on badly. The guy calls every secs, sent the girl his 'own' phone because he feels he's not getting in touch with her so much. The most annoying thing is that the guy is a barber that earns little. This same gal told me she has Never given this guy sex before but gives it to the other dude 'daily'. I couldn't take it.

So, Nairalanders. Should i call this guy at Ibadan and explain everything in details to him, or i should let it slide?

. i'm in Ilorin dis weekend and will love to see u n d girl and I'll tell u what to do.

toastedbread:
all you who want to spy on your gf phones,
visit SILKKITIE, HANSAN, or VALHALA and locate an app.

. hmmm, I can see you have explored the deep dark web. Badt guy, tiri gbosa for u.

balaclava:
That hand & face u make when trying to tap weed.
See the container for him front.
Dem say wizkid like weed like... kilode?

hehehe, only weed smokers can see that in d pic.

I'm interested, I'll send C.V today.Thanks

NwaAmaikpe:
Your ex needs help

that guy's shirt must be very expensive.

some comments ehn. I wonder if people here actually know that psychologically, if u can't do some of these things, you lack confidence as a man.
I'm not saying your wife will sit down and be watching tv while u work, NO, it's meant to be done together, help her when she's cooking, when she's mopping, or even washing. But if not for anything else, it breeds intimacy between both of you, she will never dare to hide anything from u, and it also shows a man that's confident and comfortable in his skin.
Family time/bonding does not mean you should go to an eatery or go shopping together always, that doesn't prove that your family is one.
For all the men who say they can't help their wives do house chores for any reason, check your ego, is it killing your marriage?

Nigeria - "Celebrating the people killing their country and future since time immemorial, Wehdone".
Azman this and that, but no one here can point to d root source of d money, it's all good, in some years now d companies will fold up as usual with all these people, after they've finished siphoning their portion. kwantinuuu.

read between the lines biko. How many people on this thread want her? I think she meant the men she has bleeped, but obviously nobody will say that out loud.

fake news sites, but if it happens to be true even if the dates are different, then they become the trending and hot news sites. Abi I lie? no pain no gain, they're gambling, if he doesn't die, d sites remain a fake news site, retain their status and make money from all d visits, if it happens the other way, they start to compete with some major news sites and their status changes for d better and they get more and constant traffic. Well it's biznez, win-win situation for the sites. They can't be sued for reporting fake news cos it's their specialty for now, except he's actually dead.

9jakohai:
Good afternoon.

Some time ago, the mother of a friend of mine was kidnapped. It may interest you to know that she was kidnapped in the South by Southerners. It has been some time now, and she still has not been found.

The other day, a lecturer friend...actually a senior friend of my parents was kidnapped with the connivance of someone he trusted. He was killed by his kidnappers. His family lost a father and grandfather in one clean swoop. The person he trusted was from the same tribe.

Up in the North East hundreds of girls have been kidnapped. The Chibok girls are just among the two thousands who were kidnapped. Some may never see their parents, or familes again.

And how about the 49 schoolboys , all of them from Yobe state, killed in their beds by Boko Haram because they wanted to go to school.

How about the kidnappings in the South East too..many have died. Many have suffered because of kidnapping.

I am asking you this question because you are obviously hurt.

You and those who regard the Boko klidnap of the girls as some sort of scam to deprive your favoured political candidate of power.

Because, I wonder....why is Boko kidnapping 200 girls a scam? Why not my friend's mother kidnap,?. Why not my father's friend's kidnap.

What about the hudnreds of Muslims and Christians killed by Boko.? How about the 49 boys killed by Boko?

What about the 3 million killed in the Civil War? Abi na scam.

Your problem is that you are bitter and angry that you lost an election in 2015. And in your bitterness, you allow yourself to be manipulated by the Prince of the Power of the Air to spread hate and anger because you lost an election.

I mean, why can't you rejoice with those who are rejoicing. That is what the bible says. You are a christian, isn't it?

Yes...the girls look healthy...because as soon as Boko knew they were precious assets, they took care of them well...because if they looked sick, govt won't even talk with them. Yes, the Borno state government needs to be called to account for allowing the girls to write an exam in an unsecure location(although there were 8 armed soldiers in the village....Boko neutralised them first).

But I don't think that Chibok caused your party to lose elections.

And see you calling for Biafra. Will Biafra solve your problems...when you have bigger enemies of crruption and underdevelopment to fight? Why replace one contrapition with another? (Unless you want to tell me that Biafra would only include Igbo land , not the South South and bneue.)

But your issue is not Biafra. Your issue is that you lost an election, and with it access to the loot that your elders are supposedly keeping for you. Development does not interest you. You just want to chop. And because your chop ability has fallen....you are shouting Biafra.

The same way some Northerners were shouting Jihad when OBJ and Jona were in power.

My dear sir....stop ebing bitter towards some innocent girls. They had nothing to do with any election. Your problem is not Chibok or Biafra. Your problem is your hatred. If you do not get rid of it, it will get rid of you.

Good afternoon. And good luck


ADDENDUM

The Chibok issue has caused a lot of anger and bitterness that sometimes I wonder why some Nigerians cannot just realise that hate does no one any good at all.....especially those that hate.

Well, as for me, I don't think that Chibok was a scam. I don't think that the kidnap is why PDP lost the election (or can someone explain to me why it was Chibok, and not the events in Yobe where 49 boys were killed)...PDP lost the eleciton because they lost states like Benue, Kogi and Kwara, as well as Kaduna. They lost the SW...but still had enough votes to do some damage).

I think that due to the long history of injustice in Nigeria, people have become so used to hate. No one has been held responsible for the thousands of Igbos killed in the North in 1966, or the 800 men killed in Asaba in 1967, or the Northerners killed in Igbo land in 1968, 2005(reprisal for the Prophet cartoons), or the various religious riots in the North in the 1980;s and 1990's, the Sharia riots in Kaduna in 2000, the death of hudnreds of university students at the hands of the Police since the 1970's, and so on.

As a nation, we have to do something about the lack of justice in our land. Because it is inhuman not to feel some compassion for those who suffer.....yet this happens in Nigeria because of the lack of justice over the years. It is going to be a lot of hard work, but if we punished worngdoing immediately...things would get better...for a start.

Again, I will not call the chibok issue a scam, nor does it mean that I call the other tragedies that happened in our nation a scam. I also think that corruption is a way of life in our nation, and that none of our governments has done anything serious to stop it...and have most of our people. If I am considered abnormal for calling all worngs worng ....then so be it. But I will never ever mock anyone's suffering .

. if u say it's not a scam, no problem, but I have some questions. What makes their kidnap more important than all the others you mentioned? why is the government only concerned about them, when people are being killed, maimed and kidnapped everyday? is that how caring the Nigerian government that u know is, that they will take it so, if there's no ulterior motive to this particular kidnapping?? just my personal line of thought