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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Tottenham Hotspur (2 - 1) On 31st March 2019 by teelaw4life(m): 6:55pm On Mar 31, 2019
OyiboOyibo:


Over hyping killed him

Someone scored 40+ goals in a single season, already has 17 league goals this year and it's overhype? Mention one underhyped player that has this kind of number abeg...

Ote kee you there.

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Phones / Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by teelaw4life(m): 3:20pm On Mar 21, 2019
I have an "Alcatel Pop 4 plus" (5056D) with a panel that needs replacing. If there's any engineer here who can help me repair the phone with a replacement panel, please contact me with your price.
Thanks.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bayern Munich Vs Liverpool: UCL (1 - 3) On 13th March 2019 by teelaw4life(m): 11:28pm On Mar 13, 2019
Foodforthought:
Juve.
City.
Man U.
Tottenham.
Barca.
Liverpool.
Porto.
And ?

Ajax, slayer of Real Madrid

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Burnley (4 - 2) On 10th March 2019 by teelaw4life(m): 3:18pm On Mar 10, 2019
ChuksEpells:
OYA LIVERPOOL HAS WON ... HATERS GO AND DIE tongue tongue tongue

NOW SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!!

ALL LIVERPOOL FANS SHOULD GO AND REST THEIR HANDS FOR THE MAN U VS ARSENAL MATCH

WE ARE GOING TO TROLL MAN U . GGMUMU


Lool...God forbid bad thing. We actually only troll clubs that are relevant.

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Politics / Re: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman by teelaw4life(m): 4:09pm On Feb 25, 2019
fhranchez:
but the colours are the aligned serially. and inec told the corpers not give an extra sheet to anyone that makes a mistake

The logos do not look alike at all. Shey na blind voting people go do ni?
Politics / Re: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman by teelaw4life(m): 3:57pm On Feb 25, 2019
fhranchez:
i made that mistake voting PCP instead of PDP immediately i noticed it, i went to the corpers and requested for another ballot paper which they refused saying I've already thumbprinted (even if they tore the old sheet).

if you check your findings very well you will find out that PCP of party was created by a APC member. i wonder what PDP campaign team were doing they didn't find out about it

I'm not understanding this thing you guys are saying,..ballot papers had party logos instead of party acronym...the umbrella is different from the hammer now.

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Politics / Re: APC Presidential Campaign Council Rejects INEC Postponement Of Election by teelaw4life(m): 5:07am On Feb 16, 2019
2015, there was a postponement due to the volatile security in the country. It was slightly understandable. 2019, and we have another postponement but this time, it's due to logistics issues. This simply reeks of incompetence and a lack of preparation.
It's not like the INEC chairman realised there'd be an election 2 days before is it?

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Politics / Re: Pres. Buhari Broadcast Speech To The Nation by teelaw4life(m): 12:38am On Feb 15, 2019
Okoroawusa:

Are u sure she is your real mother?


Because she is wise

Lool...plot twist. She thinks Buhari is shit and he'll only win cause there's too many idiots in the country who lack understanding.
Politics / Re: Pres. Buhari Broadcast Speech To The Nation by teelaw4life(m): 7:30pm On Feb 14, 2019
My mum told me Buhari will win when the result's announced. I told her the situation feels for Buhari exactly how it felt for Jonathan in 2015. I told her Atiku will win and she said I'm in the minority that i need to go out more and expand my circle.

I will go out alright on Saturday and Vote for ATIKU.

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Travel / Re: The 10 Least Most Powerful Passports In Africa by teelaw4life(m): 6:57am On Feb 10, 2019
stevedre:


I turned my phone upside down to confirm this was a mistake from nairaland. grin
How can a big forum like nairaland make such a terrible blunder.
The moderator responsible for this post should be monitored henceforth.


It's unbecoming of the website mods and owner. Usually I'd ignore, but this is just too much to wrap my head around.
It's all good though. Na dem sabi.

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Travel / Re: The 10 Least Most Powerful Passports In Africa by teelaw4life(m): 5:12pm On Feb 09, 2019
Couldn't give two toots about the topic, but what the hell does "...least most powerful passport..." mean?

"Ten least powerful passport" is the right way to put it. I mean if it's turned around, would you say "10 most least powerful passports..."?

Abeg oo...can't come to a national forum and still end up reading substandardly written English.

Thank you.

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Politics / Re: Nairaland 2019 Presidential Election Poll: Voting Thread by teelaw4life(m): 11:57am On Feb 09, 2019
dazzlingd:


Sowore is currently leading Buhari, do you think that's the actual reflection of what will happen February 16th?

Sowore is irrelevant in this discuss. It coukd be a case of double "liking" by some Atiku's supporters to further spite Buhari. I liked Atiku (and will be voting for him) and also liked Sowore because i saw him leading Buhari...

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Politics / Re: Nairaland 2019 Presidential Election Poll: Voting Thread by teelaw4life(m): 10:40am On Feb 09, 2019
For those saying polls are not won online blah blah blah...here's one that was conducted before the last election. Look at the result. It tallies with what happened afterward at the polls. I'm hopeful... grin grin grin

https://www.nairaland.com/2119319/nairaland-poll-february-presidential-election

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Travel / Re: Ojo Barracks Tanker Explosion: 3 Dead (Graphic Photos) by teelaw4life(m): 3:32pm On Jan 30, 2019
Aburex100:

Abeg does it really work on sims that haven't been used for a long time?

It's a scam bro.
Politics / Re: $16bn Power Projects: Why Buhari Should Not Probe Obasanjo – Shehu Sani by teelaw4life(m): 3:10pm On Jan 22, 2019
2lateBiafra:
If you decide to open & probe the Kitchen and the food store left by Obj because of his bitter leaf letters,you will see the names of many people on your dining table today,the table manners and the cutlery they used for his spaghetti is the same they are using for your noodles,” Sani said.

This grammar grin grin grin angry

As in ehn... grin grin grin I just dey laugh.
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Featured On BBC, Slams Buhari Again, Nigerians React , by teelaw4life(m): 9:28am On Jan 22, 2019
The dilemma of Zombies right now. They are always quick to quote Obasanjo when backing their spurious claims of Atiku's corruption. But now that the table has turned, they're saying Obj needs medical attention.
grin grin grin

Being a zombie is hardwork, i swear.
Politics / Re: Seems Judd Legum Lied, Contract Was Signed Before Atiku Became PDP Candidate by teelaw4life(m): 9:49pm On Jan 21, 2019
Exactly what i told a buharist when he sent me the link to this so called "verified" journalist's article.

He evaded the question.

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Politics / Re: Atiku’s US Trip; What A $1.1million Lobbying Contract Can Buy You In Washington by teelaw4life(m): 8:14pm On Jan 21, 2019
livelymatilda22:

You can only dribble yourself and not me.... Has IBB been found guilty?

I'm not understanding your point anymore. Looks like you've almost successfully led me on a red-herring.

But here's my question, we can say buhari is corrupt based on what papa Obasanjo said and the ptdf scandal of yesteryears... but has anyone prosecuted him? Would you say Buhari is corrupt based on mere allegations?

It's really difficult defending weak arguments so I understand your plight. What i don't understand is your determination to remain buried in ignorance.
Politics / Re: Atiku’s US Trip; What A $1.1million Lobbying Contract Can Buy You In Washington by teelaw4life(m): 7:44pm On Jan 21, 2019
livelymatilda22:

Same way Abacha was innocent till his death... Right?

What a Hypocrite


livelymatilda22:

Same way Abacha was innocent till his death... Right?

What a Hypocrite

Lmao. They said you guys don't reason to capacity and you're here proving it.

Was Abacha alive long enough to be prosecuted? Didn't he die in power as the defacto ruler of the nation?

Till today, aren't we still recovering the monies Abacha stole and stashed abroad?

That's hard evidence. If someone had deposed Abacha and left him alone for years without trying him, then it'll be a different matter entirely.


My question is, has Atiku been found guilty of corruption? If yes, then by which court and what was his sentence?

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Politics / Re: Atiku’s US Trip; What A $1.1million Lobbying Contract Can Buy You In Washington by teelaw4life(m): 7:16pm On Jan 21, 2019
Answer me this Buharists. If Atiku is corrupt and collected bribe as you claim, why hasn't he been prosecuted, convicted and sentenced?

Until such a time when he is proven guilty, Atiku remains innocent.

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Sports / Re: Imke Wubbenhorst: I Pick Players According To The Size Of Their Manhood by teelaw4life(m): 11:08pm On Jan 18, 2019
pocohantas:
Sensational headline...
Luckily menist do not read.

It was a sarcastic answer to a question she considered gender-biased. I think it was a simple "yes/no" question though.

Thank you oo. They say sarcasm, irony and satire are lost on Nigerians. It was a non-football question and stupid at that. Appropriate response from the coach.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Zimbabwe Plans New Currency As Dollar Shortage Bites by teelaw4life(m): 10:57pm On Jan 13, 2019
chineloSA:


I think you are a complete idiot.

The repurcussions of colonisation are still evident in the Southern African countries. Namibia, SA, Zimbabwe were the last one out of the struggle.

In those countries white people are still the masters of the economy, land, education etc.

How do you expect me not to blame white people. Your friend is equally an idiot.



Well, if this is how you address your family, friends, and distant relatives in extension, I can certainly guess your position on the ladder of life.
If Nairaland had a block button, this back and forth between you and I would have been over in a twinkle.

Today is a good day for me (I just secured a major contract), so I'm quite happy. As a result, I send you nothing but love and kindness and pray that the good Lord add some sweetner to ease the bitterness in your soul.

Bye.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Zimbabwe Plans New Currency As Dollar Shortage Bites by teelaw4life(m): 5:04pm On Jan 13, 2019
chineloSA:


Brainwashed Africans are the most stupid and lack logic.

White farmers employed Africans to do all the work. How can you insinuate that they are lazy?

Banks working with foreign government's were sabotaging African farmers by not loaning them money for fertilisers, seeds, equipment and water infrastructure. By also abandoning buying any Zimbabwe produce.

White farmers never did no fuvkin job. It was always Africans working for whites. White farmers were never going to survive without African farmworkers.

Stop your stupidity and ignorance, it's 2019

Always the victim. Always the blamer never the blamee.

Anyway, i only relayed what a Zimbabwean citizen told me. She talked about how things were never that way while growing up until they chased the whites away.

But sister, whoever you are, next time you wan to run your potty/gutter mouth, don't sirect it at me.
Thank you.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Zimbabwe Plans New Currency As Dollar Shortage Bites by teelaw4life(m): 9:10am On Jan 13, 2019
martineverest:
I think they took lands from white Zimbabweans and gave them to blacks.thw white Zimbabweans were big farmers.some of them came to Nigeria to continue their agriculture

The is true. A Zimbabwean told me about it. She said that was when the problems started as the blacks were too lazy to do the work the whites did.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Premier League Table: Man City End Liverpool’s Unbeaten Run, Close Gap To 4 Poin by teelaw4life(m): 10:43am On Jan 04, 2019
I shouldn't even be doing this but for those asking, here are some facts fromnoff the top of my head.

They said we're bottlers:

1)in 2013/2014, we conceded around 50 goals on our way to finishing second.

2) At this stage (21st round) of the 13/14 season, we were 4th, six points behind league leaders, Arsenal. Our goals scored was 51, and we had conceded 26 goals and lost 5 games, winning only 13.

3) This season, after playing 21 games, we have only conceded 10 and up until yesterday, we had never conceded more than one goal in the league in a single match. We've scored 49 goals, won 17 games, drawn 3 and lost only 1.

My point is, there is a new spine to this team. It took the defending champion, one of the best teams in the world right now to score 2 goals and inflict our first defeat of the season.
I'm confident we'll go on another unbeaten run because 20 games unbeaten with a single digit goals conceded and high goals scored record is not a fluke.

Out toughtest matches will be coming against Chelsea, Spurs and Man.U. Chelsea and Spurs play at anfield where we have only conceded 3/4 goals this season.

We are dispatching little teams who used to cause us problems in the past, with ease. Wolves have been a thorn in the big sides' flesh this season but we thrashed them without giving them a sniff on goal.

It's not a fluke. This Liverpool team is different.

If you feel otherwise and confident that we'll bottle it, please put your money where your mouth is and go stake a bet against us.

I know that at the end of the day, stats are nothing but numbers, as it all comes down to match performances, but stats are borne out of past performances. I remain confident in this Liverpool side.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Premier League Table: Man City End Liverpool’s Unbeaten Run, Close Gap To 4 Poin by teelaw4life(m): 10:41am On Jan 04, 2019
emmykk:
Liverpool will still have to beat Chelsea,Man United ,Wolves ,Tottenham and Every other teams to win EPL.


But Man City is better than them...when CAF starts proper and mane and salah leave ,then there will be more walking at home alone.

We've beaten Wolves, Tottenham and Man.u. We drew Chelsea.
Spurs, wolves and Chelsea have to come to anfield.

African Cup of nations has been moved to June.

You're welcome.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Liverpool (2 - 1) On 3rd January 2019 by teelaw4life(m): 10:33am On Jan 04, 2019
I shouldn't even be doing this but for those asking, here are some facts fromnoff the top of my head.

They said we're bottlers:

1)in 2013/2014, we conceded around 50 goals on our way to finishing second.

2) At this stage (21st round) of the 13/14 season, we were 4th, six points behind league leaders, Arsenal. Our goals scored was 51, and we had conceded 26 goals and lost 5 games, winning only 13.

3) This season, after playing 21 games, we have only conceded 10 and up until yesterday, we had never conceded more than one goal in the league in a single match. We've scored 49 goals, won 17 games, drawn 3 and lost only 1.

My point is, there is a new spine to this team. It took the defending champion, one of the best teams in the world right now to score 2 goals and inflict our first defeat of the season.
I'm confident we'll go on another unbeaten run because 20 games unbeaten with a single digit goals conceded and high goals scored record is not a fluke.

Out toughtest matches will be coming against Chelsea, Spurs and Man.U. Chelsea and Spurs play at anfield where we have only conceded 3/4 goals this season.

We are dispatching little teams who used to cause us problems in the past, with ease. Wolves have been a thorn in the big sides' flesh this season but we thrashed them without giving them a sniff on goal.

It's not a fluke. This Liverpool team is different.

If you feel otherwise and confident that we'll bottle it, please put your money where your mouth is and go stake a bet against us.

I know that at the end of the day, stats are nothing but numbers, as it all comes down to match performances, but stats are borne out of past performances. I remain confident in this Liverpool side.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Liverpool (2 - 1) On 3rd January 2019 by teelaw4life(m): 12:16am On Jan 04, 2019
Ranchhoddas:
I can smell your fear already.

City is not at full throttle and you've been lucky. Luck can only take you so far.
Eternal bottlers

Remember Demba Ba

Watch this space.



I've said all I have to say.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Liverpool (2 - 1) On 3rd January 2019 by teelaw4life(m): 11:55pm On Jan 03, 2019
Witlee:


Really? Its the second half of the season bro, first half of the season you ate them for breakfast and escaped those who would have used you for lunch grin grin
Second half of the season now and you are loosing, watch and see how you loose point to small teams too

Lool...i lost one game against the current champion and all of a sudden, I'm "loosing"?
Bro, don't be hysterical...calm down and watch.

Everyone of you can quote me, I'm winning this league.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Liverpool (2 - 1) On 3rd January 2019 by teelaw4life(m): 11:53pm On Jan 03, 2019
Witlee:


Go and sleep, its just the beginning of your woes in premier League



Kkkkkkkkk.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Liverpool (2 - 1) On 3rd January 2019 by teelaw4life(m): 11:53pm On Jan 03, 2019
Ranchhoddas:
This is the EPL. Nothing is guaranteed. Your assumption that you'll breeze over the remaining teams as can be seen from your "high-profile" reel is very naive. One bad week and you'll be down in second position.
Don't count your eggs before they are hatched.

The title fight is on.

#Guardiolasblueandwhitearmy

When you make up the 4 point gap. Mention me and say "I told you so"
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Liverpool (2 - 1) On 3rd January 2019 by teelaw4life(m): 11:46pm On Jan 03, 2019
Witlee:


Mancity won the league with a coach who has won so many titles tongue


You may want to be specific about what number constitutes so many as I can easily say the same about Klopp...since we're given ambiguous figures.

Regardless, the same will happen this season. I'm winning that league. 4 points and sitting tight.

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