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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Liverpool (2 - 1) On 3rd January 2019 by teelaw4life(m): 11:44pm On Jan 03, 2019
Ranchhoddas:
Are you dreaming?

This is when the real pressure starts. Eternal chokers.
YNWA --You'll never win again.

#Guardiolasblueandwhitearmy

The pressure has always been on. Befoee today, it was a matter of can we do it? We did it. Our performance so far mirrors that of city from last season.

The toughest high profile matches we have are against Chelsea and Tottenham and we play both games at anfield.
City still have to play Man.u, chelsea, Spurs, Arsenal...
What are you guys talking about?

Befoee the accusation against us was we couldn't beat the smaller teams, now we eat them for breakfast.

Y'all can hate but the table don't lie,

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Liverpool (2 - 1) On 3rd January 2019 by teelaw4life(m): 11:38pm On Jan 03, 2019
Ashley86400:
January 2018- Liverpool ended City's unbeaten run.
January 2019- City ended Liverpool's unbeaten run.

Poetic Justice �

And what happened on the first occasion?
Politics / Re: Nigeria’s External Debt Declines By 2% by teelaw4life(m): 9:11am On Jan 02, 2019
post=74369555:

Eh ya!
Sorry for your pain!
Get well soon ooo

Same response you've given in hundreds of posts. No invention, no imagination...just like your principals. you'll be fine last last. We'll find a special place in our society for people like you.
Politics / Re: Nigeria’s External Debt Declines By 2% by teelaw4life(m): 7:42am On Jan 02, 2019
post=74369451:
We believe in you President MUHAMMADU BUHARI.

Keep taking us on the right track to the NEXT LEVEL.

Gradually we will get to our land flowing with milk and honey.

God bless our President.

God bless Nigeria.


Number 1 fanatic and Buhari sycophant.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs AFC Bournemouth (4 - 1) On 30th December 2018 by teelaw4life(m): 7:45pm On Dec 30, 2018
Angelfrost:


So, EPL is yet to figure out Klopp after 3 seasons?!... Y'all should keep over-hyping a league whose top teams struggle at the grand stage of Europe...
Am not a United fan, but with consistency, focus, and pure discipline, these boys can spank Liverpool, City, and even PSG. There are no sacred lambs in football.


Lool @ spank livrrpool, city and psg. We'll see in February.
Politics / Re: TSA Failure Under Buhari, A Sign That Nothing Can Work Under APC by teelaw4life(m): 12:30pm On Dec 23, 2018
deyahaya:
TSA Fail because it is not give rooms for business as usual (looting habit ).

Good Lord. Did you read the text at all? It clearly said that govt owned enterprises aren't remitting money to TSA, which they should. What this means is that some people somewhere are swallowing or taking the money as theirs.
You must be really thick if you don't understand this.
Politics / Re: 2019 Budget: You’re Minority, Resign Now, Akpabio Tells Saraki, Dogara by teelaw4life(m): 5:03pm On Dec 19, 2018
Didn't this guy embezzle 108 billion naira between 2007 and 2015?

Isn't embezzlement corruption?

Why isn't any Apc sycophant talking about this or telling us he's corrupt?

Truth is, until party sycophancy ends, we'll keep having problems like some of these apc supporters who keep defending the indefensible.

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Politics / Re: Caption This Photo Of Saraki Looking At Buhari During 2019 Budget Presentation by teelaw4life(m): 4:46pm On Dec 19, 2018
adem30:
The moment I enjoyed most

1. When Baba was making speech and said "Excused me, and he sip glass of water with Swagg" the shout of Sai Baba was amazing then

2. When Baba was listing his Achievements with previous budget, and one fool was shouting "Na lie". When Baba look up to him the idiot kept quite

3. After the speech and presentation of budget, the protocol ask baba to sit, but Baba told him let me shake those two fools up to there (Saraki & Dogara)

Baba spent over an hour to delivered his speech despite those foolish noise from mumu lawmakers who actually got tired and listen as baba keep on firing.

Baba Swagg today is second to none.

Sai Baba

This right here is sycophantic support. There's no patriotism in this at all. Just someone over zealously over-elaborating negligible and insignificant occurences during the budget presentation.
Someone like the writer can never offer the president objective opinion. He can never criticise him if he feels the president isn't performing to expected expectations. Why? Because he's a sycophantic supporter.

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Business / Re: I Need Someone Who Can Format by teelaw4life(m): 1:36am On Dec 18, 2018
inkon:


You may reach me on Whatsapp HERE let me handle that for you.

Done
Business / I Need Someone Who Can Format by teelaw4life(m): 8:15pm On Dec 17, 2018
I Need Someone Who can Format a Document and make it Paperback Print ready. Please, if you can do the job, kindly contact me via: teelaw4life@yahoo.com

Thanks.
Politics / Re: See A Presidential Candidate In Niger Republic Campaigning With Buharis PICS. by teelaw4life(m): 12:54pm On Dec 11, 2018
Wait...did I just open this thread from the Front Page
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Publicly Humiliates His Girlfriend With A Fake Proposal by teelaw4life(m): 5:40am On Nov 23, 2018
ReeLoaDead:
Very well said. The joke is also on him.

You guys feel someone who went to such lengths to exact revenge is in denial of his pain and disappointment?
Of course not, this is a classic stage of Anger in the stages of grief. Emotionally, he wants closure and as long as he's sure that she won't have her cake and eat it, he get closure.

And that's what he's done here. Like it or not. Babe left him cause of what she thought she could have, got dumped and went back to him hoping everything goes back to the way it was.

NO! She got served. grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Jibrin Of Sudan And The Audacity Of Fake News by teelaw4life(m): 12:20pm On Nov 17, 2018
tesppidd:
There are 4 categories of Nigerians in all of this bullshit.


Category 1: Those who think that everything about Jibrin is senseless and unimaginable and wonder how any reasonable adults could bask in such stupidity.

Category 2: Those who think that it is completely false but are using it for political gains to deliberately cast doubts on the minds of the supporters of the President.

Category 3. Those who think that it is false but were very elated when Fayose and FFK told them that Buhari was dead. This group of people is more than happy to substitute the news of Buhari's death with the news about Jibrin's existence.

Category 4. Those who actually believe the Jibrin story with all of their bodies and souls. This group comprises majorly ignorant and uneducated people.


Where do you belong?


Those who would rather stay out the issue entirely.

I'll quote HP 7. "One hears many things these days, whether the truth is among them is unknown."

This is Nigeria...Theatre of the absurd. We take absurdity to new levels all the time.

I'll say no more
Nairaland / General / Re: Big Python Killed After Swallowing A Goat In Port Harcourt (Photos) by teelaw4life(m): 3:03pm On Nov 15, 2018
Me: Do the snake dance.

Lala:




grin grin grin

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Gaming / Re: Follow The Yellow Brick Road (A FM19 Story +PICS) by teelaw4life(m): 2:08am On Nov 13, 2018
Brilliant Stuff...Following. Not sure about how I feel about FM 19. Great features and UI but the 3-D match engine is shitty if you don't have a high-end gaming PC. Had to switch to 2-D classic mode.
Politics / Re: APC Aspirants Paid Between N15 & N60million To Secure Tickets - Saharareporters by teelaw4life(m): 8:41am On Nov 11, 2018
Shayetet13:
I bless God in heaven that i am not a zombie just like the one above. I bless God in heaven that i am not from the tribe that is easily deceived, just like Mr fake change deceived many of them. I bless God in heaven that there is a tribe in Nigeria that saw it all and warned the gullible. Initially, they called them political novice or what ever that word was. But now, they have stopped using that word, because they have realised they were the foolish and deceived ones.


grin grin grin I didn't even see the moniker at first. After reading his comment, first thing that popped into my mind was Zombie get grade oo.
He's trying soo hard to be objective but it's like a dog trying to roar like a lion.

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Celebrities / Re: Entertaining Pictures Of How Some Ladies Flexed At Popular Nightclub In Benin by teelaw4life(m): 12:38am On Nov 05, 2018
Smoking from the mouth, nose and ears... shocked shocked shocked Sango dey still dey do IT where these girls are concerned where these ones dey. grin grin grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Liverpool (1 - 1) On 3rd November 2018 by teelaw4life(m): 5:16am On Nov 04, 2018
Andrez123:
When has BBC become Fifa or a Fifa referee ? BBC is not always right. BBC that has biased reporters, it's the same with other sports reporters and pundits on Sky too. It's their reporters that posted that on the website, they are not perfect in sports journalism or always have an accurate and unbiased sports report.

Last week I wonder why this same BBC in their sports report didn't even mention a crucial decision which happened in Arsenal's last week's game against Crystal Palace when Jordan Ayew tore Rob Holding's shirt by pulling it which was a clear yellow card according FIFA rules, he should have been sent off because that would have been a 2nd yellow but yet no foul was given and a corner was given instead and from that resulting action Arsenal conceded a penalty. BBC never mentioned that Ayew foul in their sports report which I felt was a very critical event in d game.

So my friend BBC is not the moral compass or the custodians of Fifa rules, their reporters just gave their own subjective opinion based on what they think it's the correct decision. It's only a licensed Fifa referee who knows the Fifa offside rules that can review the replay action and determine whether it's offside or not but not a biased BBC reporter or sports analyst.


Okay bro. For the sake of argument, I'll agree and say what you've written up there has got some merit. How about this verdict from former premier league referee, Peter Walton?

The thing is you haven't explained why Mane was offside or at what point he was offside. (Not that all of these matters but you're claiming only officials know the letter of the law and as such are the only ones able to interprete the offside rule. This statement alone compromises the merit of any argument you might have. It's not a first, we know how bad English officials are, Andre Marinner sending off the wrong player, Mike Dean not giving clear penalties, Deliberate handballs ignored and what not. They're all humans, that's why VAR is being introduced to help pick out these errors as events happen super fast in real-time that officials aren't able to pick certain actions up.

Now, I'll explain why Mane wasn't offside:

When the initial ball from Salah came in, Mane was in an offside position but he never made a move toward the ball or interfere with play. Instead, it was Firmino, who was onside, who went for it, got the ball under control and attempted a shot on target which hit the bar. At this point, Mane had already moved behind Firmino, before the latter even played the shot -and by the letter of the law, there was no way he could be offside. The Linesman perhaps, had the first phase of play in mind, when Mane was offside, forgetting that he was not interferring with play and Firmino's touch and control had nullified that. I could go on bro...but a simple google search of what the experts are saying on this matter will point you in the right direction.

https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/1040475/Liverpool-news-Did-you-see-Sadio-Mane-s-goal-WRONGLY-ruled-out-for-offside-at-Arsenal

Shalom.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Liverpool (1 - 1) On 3rd November 2018 by teelaw4life(m): 9:04pm On Nov 03, 2018
Andrez123:
All these people whom doesn't know anything about football rules including the clueless sports pundits on TV saying that Mane's goal should have stood, maybe they don't know about the new revised offside rule yet. The linesmen today was spot on, got all the offsides right including the ones that went against Arsenal.

Not correct bro. Read this excerpt from the bbc website and you'll see that you're wrong.

Celebrities / Re: World’s Biggest Mosquito Found, Enters Guinness Records (photo) by teelaw4life(m): 1:27pm On Nov 03, 2018
elvision1:
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There are different species of mosquitoes, the one that feeds on blood is the female anopheles mosquitoe to fertilize their eggs, the other species i.e the males naturally feed on plants.

Female Anopheles mosquitoe. Emphasis on female. If you know, then you know. grin grin













Na Joke I dey oo cheesy

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Car Talk / Re: Car Parked On Top Of A Roof Of A House In Ibadan (photo) by teelaw4life(m): 12:57am On Nov 03, 2018
temmym4:
Was the back of the car built with the building. With that kinda occurence. I expected more damages. Except of course it was diabolically planted there.

It's good photoshop bro.
Romance / Re: My Advice To All Guys Out There(be very careful) by teelaw4life(m): 12:52am On Nov 02, 2018
QueenBelle:
Be very careful guys grin grin cheesy
I love that picture... grin grin grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Rwanda Genocide: A Survivor's Heart Rending Testimony (Pics) by teelaw4life(m): 6:40pm On Nov 01, 2018
t0bbY:
As scary as this seems, I think it's one of the bitter truth we all need to swallow "if we don't learn from history we are bound to repeat it"

Absolutely, Nigerians are still Joking. The truth will hit home real soon though.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Rwanda Genocide: A Survivor's Heart Rending Testimony (Pics) by teelaw4life(m): 5:28pm On Nov 01, 2018
Things like this are necessary in the affairs of man. It starts from simple disagreements, then there's tension, followed by escalation and then confrontation (which is the climax) and finally a resolution (the denouement). World War II was really a water-shed moment in the history of man. It is the single most destructive war in history but it's also responsible for the relative world peace we've been able to enjoy today.

Perhaps, if what happened in Rwanda hadn't taken place, they wouldn't still have sense today. Humans never appreciate perspective. It's what drives their intolerance and it often takes jarring events, usually, at great cost for them to gain perspective -even then, perspective comes in hindsight.

There's this saying that those who refuse to learn from their history are bound to repeat them. Rwanda has a lot of monuments dedicated to rmembering the events of their genocide. Germany still has most concentration camps preserved. A timely reminder, setting them on the right path, of the grave costs of hateful and bigoted sentiments.

What has Nigeria done? The only civil war we've had in this country is being thrown into the junkyard of history? Why? Because we don't want to learn from it. Because we don't want to move forward. We want to act as if the Civil war was simply something that did not happen. Guess what? The events that led to the civil war still subsist today. Nigeria is bound to repeat history because it is unwilling to learn from it.

However unfortunate that'd be, if things are to get better, it is the only way to go... because we can not go on living as if everything is fine and dandy forever. It's not possible. Either the contraption that is Niger-Area disintegrates, or unifies and sheds all of its tribal and ethno-religion scale.

Shalom people.

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Education / Re: Seven English Words You Will Be Shocked To Know You’ve Been Using Wrongly by teelaw4life(m): 8:19am On Oct 26, 2018
"Peruse" is correct when used in manner described as the correct usage by the op and when used in the manner described as incorrect.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Red Star Belgrade: UCL (4 - 0) On 23rd October 2018 by teelaw4life(m): 7:40pm On Oct 25, 2018
amalab30:
Spot on!
Plus the he guy has had his bad spell on the right of defense most especially against Man City last season. This season he's woke and taking his game by the scruff. He's a Rolls Royce type of player in the mould of VVD - only younger.

I like how Klopp utilizes these guys.

BTW, aren't you flabbergasted at the sight of the FAB one y'day?

That guy is a beast of a player.

COYR and on to the next game. YNWA




Yeah...Gomez is really good. With him and VVD and ALISSON in that backline we look save.


Fabinho was class yesterday oo...My man of the match even though Shaqiri came close.
FAB was just winning balls anyhow. Looks like we finally have that DM position sorted out. Someone said that he needs to hit the gym fast sha. I agree..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Red Star Belgrade: UCL (4 - 0) On 23rd October 2018 by teelaw4life(m): 6:11pm On Oct 25, 2018
hucienda:


Interesting analysis. Where is Lovren in all this?

Also, what do you think would be the final standings of the Big Six at the end of the season?

Bro. I'll be honest with you I stopped rating Lovren after the disaster that was Tottenham last season (he got subbed off about 30-something minutes into that match). It was of the worst CB display i've seen. Then against Man.U when Lukaku bullied the hell out of him to set up 2 goals in their 2-1 win at old trafford.
Against oppositions with less bulky and physical strikers, Lovren plays well. But if there's anything I don't like about him, it's the fact that he's too reactive as a defender. He doesn't read opposition moves well enough to take proactive steps instead, he prefers giving the opposition striker the initiative after which he reacts. It's not a very good trait when you have strikers who're smart.
He's a good defender against limited strikers but against physical strikers like Costa, Kane, Lukaku, Glen Murray of Brighton, Benteke etc...he's of no real use.


Final standing, I'll be Biased bro...If we can click into top gear and maintain our performance after the next international break straight into January, I think we'll be either up there with Chelsea and Man city. For now, I'll say Man city, Liverpool and Chelsea in that order for top reason. Reason I'm going for chelsea as third is because even though they're playing well, the reliance on hazard is so obvious. And a lot of this is down to the fact that chelsea don't have a prolific striker. An untimely injury to Hazard will derail them badly. No one in that team brings dynamism to the table like Hazard does. If they can keep hazard fit and add a striker in January, it'll be hard to stop them. Then again, their games against the other top 6 teams will determine a lot. City on top is pretty obvious. It'll take injuries to the likes of KDB, the two Silvas, and aguero for them to show any vulnerability at all. They're formidable at the moment.


4th and 5th goes to either united or Arsenal Tottenham. Tottenham might just end up 6th place if they don't get their acts together.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Red Star Belgrade: UCL (4 - 0) On 23rd October 2018 by teelaw4life(m): 5:54pm On Oct 25, 2018
kingkakaone:

Nice analysis bro, but I not a fan of Liverpool, just a lover of good football.
I like their games same with City, Spurs, Arsenal and Chelsea at the moment.

It's everyone's welcome to watch our club. You are also free to join by the way. You love good football and that's our stock-in-trade...plus no club's got a footballing family that matches ours.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Red Star Belgrade: UCL (4 - 0) On 23rd October 2018 by teelaw4life(m): 12:17am On Oct 25, 2018
kingkakaone:

Will u as a coach bench someone like Robertson for Moreno?
BTW, I like Trent in that full back for Liverpool more than Gomez.
Observe from today and see that whenever Trent is in that position, Liverpool are dangerous on the counter and they score more than one goal.
Gomez is good too but not as gifted as Trent when passing the ball forward.
Dude's got an eye for passes both up and down.

Bro, while i agree that Trent plays the RB position and crosses better than Gomez, I don't think he's got an eye for a pass the way Gomez does. Most pundits are only just noticing it now, but Gomez is actually a better ball playing defender compared to Van Dijk. Next time we play, observe Gomez and how he brings the ball out of defence before playing a pass. There are numerous instances I can cite but I'll cite the most recent one. Against huddersfield, it was Gomez who played the first pass to Shaqiri, straight from defence, splitting and taking out the huddersfield midfield, then Shaqiri laid the perfect assist for Salah to score. But it all started from Gomez playing out from the back.
But all in all...I think the back 4 of Trent, Gomez, VVD, and Robertson really complement each other. VVD loves to push up and get tight to his man, if he loses the ball (which is rare), Gomez can mop up and vice versa. On the right, when Trent is caught up far up the pitch and the opposition tries to exploit the space, Gomez uses his recovery pace to cover up. Same goes for VVD on the left flank.
I love my team.

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Politics / Re: Jang Tells Buhari To Resign Now. See Reactions (photos) by teelaw4life(m): 4:03pm On Sep 30, 2018
Jang was one of the most docile and clueless governors ever in the country. Still, it does not invalidate his opinion here. The situation has become untenable and there is no end in sight.
The president seems to prefer a laid back, hand-off method of crisis management instead of taking a direct, hands-on approach. It makes one wonder if the killings and maiming in the country are without his knowledge.

That said, the comments on the Facebook post are just unbelievable.
Politics / Re: "For 6 Months, We Couldn't Reach The Governor" - Mainland LGA Chairman by teelaw4life(m): 11:10am On Sep 29, 2018
efilefun:
Ambode shot himself, forget all the trash this ones are saying, if Ambode had really been good to the people of Lagos like the fashola he's trying to ridicule people would have stood up for him.
Let him face the fruit of he's hatred and wickedness towards fashola.

Apart from Jakande i doubt any Governor performed better than Fashola in Lagos state yet one ondo man is here trying to rubbish all fashola did for the state.

While leaving office i believe all those people fashola employed that Ambode sacked would be celebrating including the PSP operators and co. He should kindly get a bag to carry his VISIONSCAPE who lack vision on cleaning lagos and his 500% hike on land use charge. Pensioners who retired 2015 havent been paid a dime since they retired and bros is busy building bustops upandan on bad roads. Abegiiii



Chop knuckle my guy. I feel no pity whatsoever for ambode. I don't know much about the others but the charade that is visionscape is enough to make sure he doesn't get reelected.
PSP was a working formula, it wasn't very efficient but it was working and all he had to do was improve it. Refine and make it better. Instead, he uprooted the whole thing with a non functioning replacement. The amount of refuse i see on my streets and on the road is just unbelievable. For aso called mega city. Refuse dumps by the road side taller than cars in mushin, tje refuse at obalende are in competition with the skyscrapers on the island.
Nobody should tell us nonsense. If he had done well and affected the people positively, sanwoolu will have no chance. Lagos has so much resources that it's impossible to underperform but Ambode has excelled in that aspect.

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