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visijo:
If at midnight your wife hit you 5times with her legs, what does that mean
Please help me I'm newly married��

its means'" Niggar put the godamm dick inside my pvssy""

Rotiix:
Dump not dumb, u need to start spending more time on your dictionary

Qui.....savage

The WHY ME babe.Always shouting ''why me why me''.....missed those days mennnh

Seerade029:


very funny.

But what if Obaseki comes back.

What will he write?

very simple
1.Are u aware obaseki and shaibu have returned?
2.ok,bring back the broom,am back again

DaddyMorenike:
If I say what's on my mind now, they will say I have come.
Shebi last last Na straf she straf the white man for hotel.

she fit even give baba confam bj.....she omitted dat one in her writeup

gbaaas gbosssa guyz

Blackmoran:
Yea my ex..... She came all the way from benue to leave with me, every day she keeps bombarding me with pictures of people wedding, fantasising on babies and us having kid together... Though this girl was cool she is homely can cook clean and kind of intelligent to spice it up my family loves her so much especially my dad, she has this free spirit personality.. But my instinct wasn't good with the idea it was too good to be true.. And secondly I wasn't ready financially to take on the burden of marriage but this girl never mind.... During December she travelled with my junior sister to his home town, to cut the story short I followed my instinct and today am a surviver of what would have given me heart attack....... During the thick of the moment she started showing are true colour, that homely girl started showing arrogant trait, the change was fast that I thought this can't be true... I did the right thing I broke up with her... Though my dad was sad about it but I let him know I know her more Than Them and what she portray is not who she is... A week after we brokeup my junior sister gave me the shocking news of my life.... That my ex was pregnant. . I didn't believe her cause We haven't had sex up to 4 months meaning when she was with me she was banging another dick... I waited till eight month later to find out she gave birth to a baby boy...and here let me burst your brain the father of the baby was my best friend who I trust so much...na that one pain me pass ... Lesson when a girl is trying to rush you into marraige run for your life.... If you want to get married do it at your convenient time... All girls would be at there good behavior during courtship, this one even take it to the extreme she even dey cut grass for compound... Na after marriage woman go show you are real colour....

HE Better make jst dey single till i hammer....the story we dey hear abt marriages is quite alarming....na God go help us all...amen

smell somthing fishy here

omo dis ur post jst dey make laugh for.....dey make me laugh real hard

paulolee:
good...we still in the jobless stream rightnow trying to swim out of it and praying to get a job and on how am coping...na to jus take my bath, wear nice clothes and spray perfume join and stroll to the the nearest bet9ja shop in ma area bt in the next 3 streets (just like say na company wey i de do I.T) and join the other jobless boys in street to discuss abt the latest news 4 area, gist abt any of us dt av received job offers recently and wish him well while praying for our turn and start forcasting matches for the day that we do sell to interested cliants that dnt av time to book games and do walked bk home at intervals to eat whenever am hungry, the funny thing na the way people they greet me when i de come back for evening like who jus return from work and meself go they answer like who had a busy day....las las man go de alright..

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Too bad

Men and sex!
I nor know wetin dey actually sweet us for that thing
normally na women supposed dey demand sex pass
na them enjoy the act pass

Because sex between a man and a woman is like cotton bud(the penis) and our ear( the Virgina). If you pick your ear with the cotton bud na your ear dey get that sweet sensation. So na the Virgina dey get the sweet tickling sensation

But how them women dey manage to suppress their sexual urge dey baffle me
Making us feel as if say na we need am

Even one girl don first tell me say na them actually enjoy sex pass but they have this abilty to suppress and reject sex even when they are honey
And i agree with her because most times when a woman is fond of you, happy and comfortable with you they will always want to bang you. Even if they don't initiate the sex but if you start it they will willingly give in

i dey alwalys gbadun ur post anytime anyday twice on saturday

recievesense:
I burst into laughter anytime i see your post

as in ehheeen.....like seriously

Allee90:
Bros, kindly note that I always press like on any of your comments. You give me laughter whenever you make comments

me too.....damm niggaar

PlainJoe:
They should resolve their issues please.

Dear Nairalanders, please we need your help. I stopped working over 3 months ago due to my failing health condition as advised in the hospital. Things are really not going well with us at the moment economically after I have exhausted the little savings I had. At the moment, no food in the house again. Wife will be put to bed by next month and yet no preparations for the baby. Help us any way you can please.

Below is a link of the thread that explains everything including my contacts.

(https://www.nairaland.com/5875789/diagnosed-tuberculosis-told-stop-work

Thanks as you reach out to us. Please continue to stay safe.

since u said they shld resolve their issue...u shld likewise resolve urs

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EXLOVER:
I'm always irritated when a girl tells me she's seeing her period, so this very day my girlfriend (ex) ask me to watch her wearing her pad while she's fixing it on her kpekus or else she won't date me again, I refuse to do such. But we continue our relationship sha.



The second one is a girl we both find ourselves sexually attractiv, so we decided to practice our sexual fantasies, so she gave me a head, and she ask me to suck her kpekus, immediately i carry my head near the kpekus, jeez I almost died, that was the end of sex.

How will it be like on an obituary picture, the guy died while sniffing kpekus? Gosh, my village people for shame for me

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eeeeh eeeeeh dapada dont even go there atall i can do soapy as long as it can take me.....dapada

let see how it goes on monday

the joe guy has taught it in his mind that u gonna be a heart breaker....omo ya japa

Its not all about the beauty alone,one shld check the moral,culture,financial stability and family background of the lady in question b4 taking her to the alter.

The tension way dey outside no make me remember say April fool dey

Its takes them a month to treat a patient with the virus but about the ones they discharged less than a mnt

Covik 19 baba

Masquerade dey cry,wetin Musa no go see for gate

This shit is getting worse day in day out

This shit is getting serious

SultanOfPuna:

bad guy