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Crime / Re: Your Experience With Area Boys by TeenageMoney(m): 2:01pm On Jan 17, 2013
Me na area boy... Area boys no fit meet me.... Theif no dey thief thief
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Sad Truth Since Arsenal Last Won A Trophy by TeenageMoney(m): 1:05pm On Jan 17, 2013
Google it

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Crime / Re: Rights Group Condemns The Treatment Of Gay Men In Imo State by TeenageMoney(m): 1:00pm On Jan 17, 2013
Afam4eva: Is there any law against being gay in Nigeria? The only one i know is the one against GAY MARRIAGE.


Certainly u dnt know the law...

Anything Gay in Naija Leads To 14yrs ImPrisonment


I dey susspect u, maybe u follow sef... Lol

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Sad Truth Since Arsenal Last Won A Trophy by TeenageMoney(m): 8:59pm On Jan 16, 2013
SAD TRUTH: SINCE ARSENAL LAST WON A
TROPHY.

*Chelsea have won 11 Trophies.

*Barcelona have won 16 Trophies

*Juventus have been relegated, promoted
andwon the league

*Over 1,000,000,000 people have
been born

*Twitter has been created and
gained 500 million users
*Nairaland has Been Created And is Heading To 1 Million Users

*Chelsea Has Signed More Than 5 Coaches

*Ex- Arsenal players have won 44
medals

*None Of Arsenal Players That Lifted Their Last Trophy Is Still In The Club.
Politics / Re: Sadest Places To Live On Earth, Why Forbes May Be Wrong About Nigeria [picture] by TeenageMoney(m): 8:27am On Jan 15, 2013
Choooooi!!!! Lwkmdead

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Celebrities / Top 10 Ugliest Celebrrities by TeenageMoney(m): 10:32am On Jan 14, 2013
By nature or personal choice, they are rich and famous and yet... ugly as hell!


1. Michael Jackson


Did you really expect anyone else? Michael Jackson used to be a successful black singer, but took it upon himself to destroy his face and reputation. He now looks like an albino alien whose nose appears to change on a daily basis. Just goes to show you what can happen if you are too critical of your looks... you can end up an albino alien like Mike.


2. Marilyn Manson


Seriously ... what the hell happened to this kid? From the ghostly white makeup you can see on his black collar to the funky blue eye and blood red lips ... Marilyn Manson is a freak and there's nothingmore to say, he's ugly by choice. And not only is he ugly, but he scares the crap out of us.


3. Jocelyn Wildenstein


Holy crap! This is what happens when you get obsessed with plastic surgery. A wealthy socialitefrom Switzerland, Jocelyn is actually a celeb for being so ugly. Her extreme appearance has led to the press giving her the nickname "The Bride of Wildenstein," a reference to The Bride of Frankenstein. Wildenstein has allegedly spent almost US$4,000,000 on cosmetic surgery over the years, all payed by her husband, the billionaire international art dealer Alec Wildenstein.


4. Michael Berryman

No, it is not make-up. This actor born in LA, suffersfrom Hypohidrotic Ectodermal Dysplasia (a rare condition leaving him with no sweat glands, hair, fingernails or teeth). He played Pluto in Wes Craven's 1977 horror film The Hills Have Eyes. He has also appeared in numerous science fiction and fantasy movies such as My Science Project (1985), Weird Science (1985), Armed Response (1986) and Evil Spirits (1990). He also appeared in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, and The Devil's Rejects. Berryman generally portrays mutant bikers, evil undertakers, monsters and other frightening characters. He has also starred in episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation and The X-Files.


5. Marty Feldman


And yet another terrible case. Marty Feldman (1934 – 1982) was an English writer, comedian and BAFTA award winning actor, notable for his bulging eyes, which were the result of a thyroid condition known as Graves Disease. He wrote situation comedies such as The Army Game, Bootsie and Snudge for the BBC and later had a series of his own on the BBC called Marty. He also appeared in The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother and Mel Brooks' Silent Movie, as well as directing and starring in The Last Remake of Beau Geste. He guest-starred in the "Arabian Nights" episode of The Muppet Show.


6. Kelis


Holy hell ... Kelis is not bringin' any boys to the yard looking like that. There have been rumors that she is really a man, and quite frankly we are thinking something's not right with this chick. Every time we see her she has her mouth open and looks like she's ready to eat us. She's scary. Next time we seeher, we are looking for the Adam's apple.


7. Ronaldinho


Probably the world's best soccer player at this time, Ronaldinho might be one of the funniest, honest, and nicest celebs around... but he's also one of the ugliest. This brazilian is certainly saving his huge salary for something other than helping his image.


8. Steven Tyler


Dude looks like a zombie. He's a great singer, a cool guy, the daddy of one of the hottest girls on hollywood, plus all the money and women one could ever dream of... and yet... ugly as hell.


9. Iggy Pop


Rock singer, songwriter, and occasional actor, he is sometimes referred to by the nicknames "the Godfather of Punk". Iggy Pop was the lead singer of The Stooges, a late 1960s/early 1970s garage rock band who were influential in the development of the nascent heavy metal and punk rock genres. The Stooges became infamous for their live performances, during which it was not uncommon for Iggy Pop to leap off the stage (in fact, he wasamong the first to "stage dive"wink, smear raw meat (and on one occasion peanut butter) over his chest and/or cut himself with broken bottles. So this is how you get ugly by being nut.


10. Shane MacGowan


This Irish musician is best known as the original singer and songwriter with The Pogues, and is considered one of the most important and poetic Irish songwriters of the last thirty years. A great find for our list... he's terribly horrible.
Celebrities / Re: Osita Iheme (pawpaw) On Women And Marriage by TeenageMoney(m): 9:50am On Jan 14, 2013
Ok
Celebrities / Re: Sexy Men 40 Years And Older by TeenageMoney(m): 9:41am On Jan 14, 2013
Goodluck Jonathan



Olusegun Obasanjo





If These Two Are Not On Your List, Your List Is InComplete!!!! Gbam!!!

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Health / Re: PHOTOS: Man With The Largest Scrutum Rrefuses Surgerry by TeenageMoney(m): 9:11am On Jan 14, 2013
Health / Re: PHOTOS: Man With The Largest Scrutum Rrefuses Surgerry by TeenageMoney(m): 8:01am On Jan 14, 2013
holyvirgin: shocked :oFor real??

Are u a Learner?
Health / PHOTOS: Man With The Largest Scrutum Rrefuses Surgerry by TeenageMoney(m): 7:54am On Jan 14, 2013
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A Las Vegas man with a rare condition (scrotal lymphedema) which makes his scrotum grow big, has bluntly refused to undergo surgery that could relieve himof his heavy scrotum.

Wesley Warren Jr’s scrotum has grown up to 458kg (100 pounds), through the years.
Reports state that he refused the offer to undergo treatment that would cost millions of dollars, because he has to give up his rights to the story.

Warren was offered help by a famous Dr Oz, of the Dr Oz show and a regular on the Oprah Winfrey show, Oz reportedly offered to pay for his treatment in the best medical hospital on conditions that his show will keep the rights to tell the story.


But he hasn’t gotten back to Oz because he states that Howard Stern wants him on the show again.

Warren told the Las Vegas Review-Journal in October about the pain and humiliation of carrying the deformed genitals. He said he suffered from deep bouts of depression and health complications.

He wears special pants that cover his giant scrotum when he goes out in the public and his penis is buried deep in a way that he pees on himself.

Warren rubbishes the claims that he won't get surgery because he doesn't want to lose the fame he's garnered because of his rare condition , which is caused by an excess of watery fluid collecting around his testicles.

"Who would want to live like this?" he said. "I just don't want to die during the operation."

The surgery is complicated and it carries the risk, amongothers, that his penis and testicles could have to be completely removed if surgeons can't stop the bleeding, there’s a possibility that he can die during the surgery.


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Celebrities / Re: Interview With Pete Edochie On His Death Rumor by TeenageMoney(m): 4:50pm On Jan 06, 2013
Tashamania:

Okay, STFU. undecided


OP. This man visited my school just the same time I heard the news and I was like.. Was it a ghost I saw in my school?

We thank God its not true sha.




Lies!!!!! If na true, u no for shock as u shock for ur 1st comment...

Bloody liar
Celebrities / Re: Picture Of BankyW, His Mother And Brother by TeenageMoney(m): 12:13pm On Jan 06, 2013
mitchyy:
This is a very mean thing to say. That's someone's mother you're referring to. Where you there when she slept with the men?


Go nod wall
Politics / Re: President Jonathan Cartoon by TeenageMoney(m): 11:35am On Jan 06, 2013
ogugua88: [size=13pt]If you have nothing positive to say, then move onto another thread please.[/size]


Maybe u should check ur dictionary to know the meaning of positivity...
Nairaland / General / Re: Looted Funds Recovered Should Be Shared Among Nigerian Citizens by TeenageMoney(m): 11:28am On Jan 06, 2013
TRILLIONIAR: 6th

Banned!!

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Family / Re: Traditional, Church Or Registry: The Right Date For Marriage Anniversary? by TeenageMoney(m): 11:27am On Jan 06, 2013
Una dey ask mumu questions...

Na Shrine dey right pass

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Nairaland / General / Re: Looted Funds Recovered Should Be Shared Among Nigerian Citizens by TeenageMoney(m): 10:49am On Jan 06, 2013
Which Nigerians Are u talking about

Even if it should be shared, u that is making the suggestion wont get a dime....

Na still d same Corrupt and Selfish Leaders go sharre am among emselves...

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Politics / Re: President Jonathan Cartoon by TeenageMoney(m): 10:42am On Jan 06, 2013
martyns303:
he's not being mocked, cant u see he's Nigeria's superman? hanging on the flag like that.


Akpamu like u... Shatap... Wetin u sabi Na ppl like u no suppose dey this 2013
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is Your Greatest Phobia? by TeenageMoney(m): 10:40am On Jan 06, 2013
You must like the taste of shit since you're talkin so much of it!


This topic dn enter nairaland front page before....

Una dey find wetin una go put for frront page Na wa ooo
Religion / Re: First Sunday In The Year 2013: What Does It Mean To You? by TeenageMoney(m): 10:38am On Jan 06, 2013
IYA NGBALI: Nothing special,it is just like any other day,you people should stop fooling yourselves.


One of the ppl wey dey smoke inside Church/mosque

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Politics / Re: President Jonathan Cartoon by TeenageMoney(m): 10:18am On Jan 06, 2013
It is too early to mock this Man In This New Year....

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Celebrities / Burial Programme For Enebeli Elebuwa Released by TeenageMoney(m): 3:39am On Jan 06, 2013
The burial programme for late veteran actor, Enebeli Elebuwa, who died on December 5, 2012, has been released by his family. On January 9, 2013, a candlelight procession and Night of Tribute, will be held for the late actor at O’jez, inside the National Stadium at Surulere, in Lagos.

On January 10, 2013, a wake keep for the late actor will be held at NTA Channel 10 ground, Tejuosho, Yaba, Lagos. On January 11, 2013, a requiem mass will be held for the actor at St Michael’s Catholic Church, Lafiaji, Lagos. Interment will follow immediately after the requiem mass, at Victoria Court Cemetery, Ajah.


On January 13, a Thanksgiving Service will be held for the late actor at St. Michael’s Catholic Church, Lafiaji.

The actor passed away in New Delhi, where he was receiving treatment, after having suffered a stroke.

http://nollywoodmindspace.com/2013/01/05/burial-programme-for-late-enebeli-elebuwa/


www.twitter.com/iSmartDie
Politics / Re: 10 Obasanjos Cant Claim Lagos From ACN. by TeenageMoney(m): 2:48am On Jan 06, 2013
Truckpusher: Oboy you dun jogodo finish...chai! See person pikin grin grin grin grin

Naija dn tire me... Warri on my mind....

Na open eye me dey kari talk... No be Jogodo tinx
Politics / Re: 10 Obasanjos Cant Claim Lagos From ACN. by TeenageMoney(m): 2:26am On Jan 06, 2013
Thank God I'll be travelling out of naija to Warri... Den i no go dey hear all these stupid political news again..
Celebrities / Re: Picture Of BankyW, His Mother And Brother by TeenageMoney(m): 2:24am On Jan 06, 2013
tpia@:
where is he from, and where's the dad.



Na single mother.... Maybe she get em from diff. Men sef.... Tink am
Celebrities / Re: Picture Of BankyW, His Mother And Brother by TeenageMoney(m): 2:19am On Jan 06, 2013
koolet: Guy upload ur own pics nau make we see ur head grin


Mine big sha... Bt nt like these heads... From mama to pikins... All big...

U no see am?
Romance / Re: Things Couples Should Do After Honeymoon by TeenageMoney(m): 2:16am On Jan 06, 2013
Ijele-igbo:


cool Hmmmmm....... I forgot to add that one baby! Pure sexxx indeed
is an essential factor!


U didnt forget to add it... Just that they didnt include it from where u copied it...

Tryna be original and pls, change Ur profile pix

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