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Ishsoph: Oh my!
I've missed a lot
Obby afuru m ihe n'aga

King Tom just go back to wherever you're coming from. All the while you were away, there's been no division of attention

IrishKez dear how are you?

Teespice go to the kitchen now!
Make I no see you here until I have my dinner

See this one

Which food. Did you leave feeding allowance?

No let me vex for you

KingTom: Teespice strike

Talk jor

KingTom: Thanks sir. I don suffer for this strike o!

Which strike?

obayaya: Lol!!!

There's no meaning behind it.
Just a nickname from my university days

So you don old already.

Go and marry.

Smh.

tmx21: well, u might need to visit either a phone repairer or an optician.
shallom

I see.

Good to know you are leading by example.

Having a picture to your profile is a matter of choice.

OohMpa: [color=#808000]You never cüm, you don dey shake head...

What if ooh Mpa made you cüm, what will then happen? [/color]

Mtchewwwwwww.

OohMpa: [color=#808000]*checks dp*

JESUUU!!! Please remove your own. We no want [/color]

SEe this one.

Smh for you.

Na wa.

Since when did having a picture to a female's profile become so necessary.

It is not as if all the males here have pictures to their profile.

OP, lead by example, put a picture to your profile first.

Obinoscopy: Mine was good as well. NEPA didn't disappoint . Getting set for 9:30am mass .

Me too.

Obinoscopy: Yes, we do. We've got "One Heart, One Spirit"

Good morning dearie, how was your night? Hope you slept good?

Hmmm.

Morning dear. My night was good and I slept well.

Yours?

Obinoscopy: St Gerald Catholic Church. Location is................Lagos

I rep St Gerald as well

Good morning.

obayaya: Teespice ,

O ginizi?

Nothing ooo.

Olekumaster: you mean this?

Ah

Yes ooo

I have my sledgehammer ready sef.

Ishsoph: Darling don't mind him
Want to protect unsuspecting girls from heartbreaks

Isi aki.

You still dey talk.

No be you dey chase girls up and down, plus drooling over pictures and scheming for she who I won't name.

If I give you knock eh.

obayaya: Weekend entertainment
just for you

courtesy of
His majesty, King Ishsoph
the king of your heart

Ah

You have done me well.

Senior clown.

See eh

I am that jobless this evening and my best friend has gone awol.

Quote this post for anybody who wants me to translate what those two clowns have been talking about ever since.

Na wa for the two clowns.

Choi

Obayaya and ishsoph,

Two of you are clowns. See how I am laughing at your posts.

Ishsoph: Husband beater!


By the way, I extended your regard to your colleague. She sends her warmest greeting

Awwww.

That's so sweet of her.

Ishsoph: Na you go get the hot na
We swapped position remember

Ishsoph

I will break that your coconut head ooo.

Ishsoph: Awww
You gotta make me wet now
Stop reminding me that our torture exp.

PfFft

No be only wet. Hot nko.

Ishsoph: Darling how naa?

Darling ko

If I give you punch.

obayaya:

My lady,

Ishsoph was gossiping with your name. I had to reprimand him

Liar.

Tell her the truth. Did I not tell you and that coconut head ishsoph to always communicate in english.

Pffft

obayaya: Missing her updates

Me too

obayaya: Yes ma'am

Please do you know what happened to standd?

Chesapeake's blues is gone and all her post replaced with dots

I have no idea.

I haven't seen her in ages.

Ishsoph: Teespice babe biko fichee ihe ahu idere
Oga ebutakwara Obayaya another round of ayiyo n'ikpere ala, biko.

With you, I don't need any other dearie

Na so.

I aint cleaning nada.

obayaya: What did I do na?

Speak in english.

obayaya: Auntie Teespice!!

Ogini?

Speak in english

That's the koko

Ishsoph and obayaya

Two of you are gossips

I understand what you two are saying

Stop gawking over her pictures. Smh.

Ishsoph: I understand the feeling dear

By the way, you're a colleague of my younger sister. Presently she's in Nigeria law school Lagos, though they're on vac now

How nice.

My regards to her.

Ishsoph: Good to know
So na flexing things for you now
Have a swell time babe

You too

Although everywhere is boring.