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I don't understand

You guys are the most vocal when you say things like "catch them young", " marry girls who are in their 20s".

This OP has taken the advice he has seen here severally and why am I now seeing comments like "a 20 year old has nothing to offer but her pusssy'

Na wa ooo. Poco was right after all.

OP, I sha wish you all the best.

The greatest disservice anybody will do to him or herself is to take advice from people who cannot say one thing and stick to it but will rather shift posts to suit the narrative trending at the time.

OP,

God bless you. Your kind deed will not go unrewarded. Strangers will come to your aid when you least expect. Whatever you touch will multiply. God will grant all your hearts desires and perfect all that concerns you.

Thank you so much.

pocohantas:
It is really strange and I wonder why they are not even pushing that agenda. I saw the profile of a wife born in 1982. 82!??!! Isn’t that 40 years?

I have noticed that Ooni has a spec. He likes them mature with open eyes. Minus the prophetess and his first wife, from Wuruola downwards na serious omo wobes.

Na confusion dey worry these ones. You don’t want liability, you still no want mature working women. You get money

when you young, you wey be man? Lol!

Lmaoooo.

Reason why I open threads of that nature, read the first page, laugh so hard and leave.

Same boys who will do everything possible to impress the girl they are wooing not to talk of the ones they are already dating.

Abegi, make them cry babies sing me another chorus.

Is this the same woman you slept with barely one month after she birthed your child?

Okay oooo

Dyke15:
If not for banditry and primitive way of life, the North is surely a beautiful place to be

Very true.

I agree. Kano State is one of the beautiful States in the North.

No stress and cost of living as at 2019 was very okay.

Please speak for yourself. I am not missing and will not miss whoever it is that is in Aso Rock.

folake4u:
Lmao. It's true. October-December has the busiest birthdays, all thanks to our parents.

I dey trenches headquarters oh.

The eyes I use in looking at November born...like na una be products of valentine kpanshing.

My dear, this life of trenches shall soon be a thing of the past.

folake4u:
Thank you very much Ma'am Tee! I appreciate it.

We are special people na

As in. October born and November born, I don't know who plenty pass.

You welcome dear. Sha send icing sugar my way.

Happy Birthday Folake4u. Wishing you long life and prosperity.

October borns are plenty ooo.

Belated happy birthday ishilove. Cheers to many more years.

Let them continue taking Ampliclox until the day the real bacterial infection happens and you are not showing signs of getting better because the bacteria has gotten resistant.

Anybody who tells you that ampliclox washes away sperm has lied to you. It either you use a condom or go on family planning. It is not from my mouth you will hear take oral contraceptives like postinor 2.

Goat Meat Stew.

cococandy:
I just burst out laughing

Nairaland will not kill me

Amen oooo.

My eyes shall not see the back of my head ooo

folake4u:
Oh that's nice then.

Courts are on break now? Till when will they resume?

Courts will resume by the end of this month.

folake4u:
Cool. I don't know that Paloma tissue sha. The one I carry sometimes is that Familia brand because it has a really nice fragrance.

I take both glasses too.

I'm guessing this must be a big hand bag.

Not a very big bag. The big bags are resting till when courts resume.

The tissue is a very small pack that contains ten pieces. I find it convenient to carry it than the rolls because of space.

folake4u:
As for me,I can't do without face wipes, Atm card, sun glasses and lipgloss!!

I feel naked without lipgloss.

Everything except hairbrush.

Then there's tissue (paloma), my keys, umbrella, diary and notepad in my hand bag. Charger and my phones as well, my glasses (medicated and sunshades).

Folake4u,

Congratulations on conquering law school. Reading through your law school diary, I could relate to most of your experiences. If there's one thing I vowed to myself then while I was preparing for the bar exams, its to not put myself under undue pressure. I slept at the normal time, woke up, read in my room (never visited the library all through law school), still attended a party three weeks to bar exams and left the rest for God to handle. I pray that concerning your exams, God will perfect everything.

One more thing, when its time for call to bar, post pictures for us to see. T for thanks.

In other news, it is not me sanwo olu will frustrate in this Lagos.

Magnoliaa:
When person dey stay around people, e no get how people no go talk. The only thing one can do is to limit the information fodder they can use... but then that still may not stop them from making wild claims, especially if you're a very distant person.



I was thinking about it today. It's crazy how most beauty standards or practicerf[quote author=Magnoliaa post=116239700]

She has dreams to be an envy, so she's starving
You know, covergirls eat nothing
She says, beauty is pain and there's beauty in everything
What's a little bit of hunger?
I could go a little while longer, she fades away



Oya, alele!

s are synonymous to pain. And it felt so fking weird putting up with all of that when I was younger. Especially with that kiko hairstyle. Omo.

Never again sha... any thing I have to put or wear on my body that would cause me significant discomfort, and if it is something I can voluntarily do without, count me out, please.[/quote]You are so right. People gossip about others because certain information about the person is out for all to see. Even the ones who are very private, people would still gossip about them.

Thing is, you can't be in that kind of gathering and not be forced to say a few things but it's to be very mindful of what you say so it doesn't backfire. Learnt this the hard way in secondary school.

Magnoliaa:




Apparently. Some are even costlier than thar . It's the place and other jaras you're buying, I guess.

Someone mentioned hearing gossip in classy salons, LMAO. Shey na for streets gossip no boku? The fighting husband and wife; the one that dropped out of school because of pregnancy; NEPA palava. Your ears go too full.

You see salon gossip ehn, it is so sweet. Last week when I braided my hair, I heard a lot of things that made me laugh so hard.

My fear be say make dem no use me for topic sha.

Trenches braids any day any time.

Like pocohantas said, its to let them know what you want and make sure they do it correctly. It is always well done and lasts really long if well maintained.

Persephone1:
Good morning ma'am

Lmaoooo. I still be sisi oooo

Trust you are fine and kicking?

pocohantas:
Good morning, Teespice!

You are most welcome.

Thank you dear.

Magnoliaa:
Good morning... pleased to have you here ❤.

Thanks dear.

The thread is a breath of fresh air. Away from all the drama and noise.

Good morning ladies.

descarado:
It is well

A man can prepare abacha, hmm
Ladies, you are in trouble

Minus me.
Hehehe.

paschal47:
Not fair for anyone, if I outline my problem as an avid member of this thread, my donations go plenty. But we have to use our discretion when doing things and don't go around begging people for funds, except the person is doing an open giveaway

You will live long. Very apt.

Mamaafrik1:
any info. on take off venues from lagos,cost and the TRAVEL time duration from lagos to ibadan?

Hi.

The train station is at Alagomeji, Yaba. The cost depends on the coach. First class is between 5k to 6k then the regular costs 2600.

The timing is in the morning and evening. I cannot remember the exact time. The duration of the journey is two hours maximum. It may be more than that because of the stops the train would make at intervals.

So sorry for late replies. Saturdays are usually very busy for me.