₦airaland Forum

My own crush has always been teeo.

I like the dude wella.

obayaya: Teespice nwa oma!!!

Asampete m

I love you to Jupiter and back

I love you too.

Mwuah.

Obayaya,

My adonis and knight in shining armour.

I love you to the moon and back.

Odunharry: wtn be ugba?

Oil bean.

Its an igbo delicacy.

obayaya: Eh ya!!!

Good luck dear..

Keep Jacking

Thanks hun

Miner13: oya say big amen now

i pray for a resounding success to be your destiny on all your papers

Amen.

Thanks darling.

obayaya: You are not alone

Are you done with your exams?

Done ke?

I haven't started

Its on monday.

obayaya: Matthew's epistles have disappeared

ochon's diary updates!! That funny Netherlands and Spain match review gone

Ishsoph na only God know where that one dey

Teespice, your diary was decimated by the attacks too. All those inspirational updates

Standd's Chesapeake's Blues gone? All of it

Choi.

Remembering ochons diary update is making me laugh like crazy.

I miss standd's diary as well.

Not to talk of my updates. Its that bad that I sometimes view them when I am bored.

E no go better for that person wey wan destroy NL. I am not ashamed to say that I am addicted to NL.

Abeg oooo

Who has seen matthew briggs and ishsoph.

I have missed those two like crazy

Even ochon as well.

Happy birthday.

Many more years.

Oh dear lord

Me love the full and luscious lips.

Merely thinking of that persons own makes me want to kiss till the lips bleed

Janet ozi: They police should have given them more time to pray, maybe the "god of chosen" was asleep then or he went to buy something & got stranded in traffic congestion or something. Haven't they heard the song that says "the god of chosen answer prayer, the god of chosen answer prayer o.

Touche

shizzle11: Talking from experience?

Nope.

General belief I guess.

There's this excitement that comes with eating a forbidden fruit.

Oh well

Forbidden fruit tastes very sweet.

jay bee: Special baptism using the holy juice

The juice is so powerful it triggers the first stage of reproduction

Shout hallelujah


Na joke ohhhhh. I can see you squeezing that pretty face of yours

Choi.

O ga ju.

Oho.

Where is peteregwu and all those chosen members who won't let us hear word on NL. Oya come out and defend your folk.

It is not by wearing lime green aprons everytime.

On a more serious note, thank God that body did not resurrect else the glory would go to chosen and not to God.

jay bee: Yes you are cheating and he is Gay

Chei mo jeri ara mi mehn (I trust myself).
Even if my mind agrees, my troublesome 3rd leg that sometimes insist it's got a mind of its own wouldn't allow me

Choi.

This our mod go like ikwokirikwo.

A girl decides not to date you and you say she's forming hard to get

A girl decides to date you immediately and you tag her as easy and loose.

Smh

Oh well

Kids will always be kids.

Good night everyone

passionate88: I no get girl friend, marriage na wahala. Girls go dey pray make MIL die, she go vex if MIL visit her son. I dey pray make I no marry sef.

I hear you

jay bee: 190 has been giving out free punny?

You did not know ni.

passionate88: there's love in sharing

I hear you.

Sha don't complain when your wife or grilfriend shares her punnani.

jay bee: Is this the norm or you talking from experience ma'am

Its the norm na

And when you get the punnani for free, you tag her with all kinds of names and possibly invite your buddies to have a taste of the loot.

Life is indeed funny.