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Romance / Re: The Wife Of The Kitchen Stool Headmaster Speaks About The Sextape Saga (video) by teflondoncuzo(m): 11:20am On Feb 04, 2018
Yellowdayzee:


I have been searching for this video ....wanna see it... The stool scene not this one embarassed


Me also Abeg oh who has the clips
Health / Re: A Comprehensive Ranking Of Fertility Clinics In Nigeria - FertilityHubNigeria by teflondoncuzo(m): 3:10pm On Jan 25, 2018
Where is louisMed Hospital .
Celebrities / Re: I Made Way For People Like Wizkid And Davido - Eedris Abdulkareem As He Performs by teflondoncuzo(m): 12:28pm On Jan 02, 2018
Who gave this one show to perform
Politics / Re: Nigeria Seals Deal With Switzerland To Return $321m Abacha Loot.. by teflondoncuzo(m): 11:24am On Dec 05, 2017
The money no dey finish
Politics / Re: Soldiers Trying To Enter Nnamdi Kanu's House In Umuahia (Photos, Video) by teflondoncuzo(m): 9:09pm On Sep 12, 2017
The mugu claimed they stopped the NA from entering bro how Na from that distance , just mistakenly move close to them then u would know it's no joke

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Politics / Re: Soldiers Trying To Enter Nnamdi Kanu's House In Umuahia (Photos, Video) by teflondoncuzo(m): 9:04pm On Sep 12, 2017
So sticks and stones are not arms
Religion / Re: Earliest Method Of Birth Control Spotted In The Bible (Cum on ground) by teflondoncuzo(m): 5:00pm On Aug 13, 2017
Oman the father of Family planning

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Autos / Re: Photos From The Abeokuta Bikers Converge 2017 by teflondoncuzo(m): 9:28pm On Jul 29, 2017
Has it ended or would the show continue tomorrow would love to attend
Celebrities / Re: Abba Kyari Blasts Kate Henshaw For Criticising Picture With Evans, The Kidnapper by teflondoncuzo(m): 6:49pm On Jun 24, 2017
When Pablo escoba was killed they even snapped with his dead body it's a normal p
Agriculture / Re: Quail For Sale by teflondoncuzo(m): 11:11pm On May 25, 2017
How much for the quail
Pets / Re: I Found An Owl At My Window This Morning by teflondoncuzo(m): 8:27am On Apr 27, 2017
PAGAN9JA:


i didnt start the comparision. in fact, if anything, I started by sayin there can be no comparison of us with the west. We cant be at par with them because we have very backward form of reasoning as u just proved.

as soon as u saw bird, u jumped to say .. "Cage it!". becoz ur African mind is still very apelike. not yet evolved to reason like human being.it does not yet know to reason or show complex emotions like compassion and care for so-called lesser beings. good u didnt say "Eat it!".



If I used African mind I would have said eat it, I have lots of animals n am still aiming to get more because am an animal lover. If u don't like them that's it biz
Pets / Re: I Found An Owl At My Window This Morning by teflondoncuzo(m): 11:03pm On Apr 26, 2017
PAGAN9JA:


ur a piece of shyt. u r comparing Nigeria with the developed world? when so many species r facing extinction in Nigeria due to wanton killing and busb meat trade.

just fvck urself.


U started the comparison, so if u don't have something meaning to say have a good day

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Pets / Re: I Found An Owl At My Window This Morning by teflondoncuzo(m): 10:03am On Apr 26, 2017
PAGAN9JA:


ur a fool. in the west they release these animals back in to the wild. its a crime!


Keep fooling urself, why are there zoos, animal sanctuary, animal fanciers and private collectors as far as its not an endangered specie their is no problem owing one .

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Pets / Re: I Found An Owl At My Window This Morning by teflondoncuzo(m): 8:00pm On Apr 25, 2017
PAGAN9JA:



u get some sense! why should he cage the bird. why cant he let it free!

this why Africans will never come to par with the west. we reason lyk savages.

N ur brain did not tell u that animals are made pet by men even in the western world
Pets / Re: I Found An Owl At My Window This Morning by teflondoncuzo(m): 7:51pm On Apr 24, 2017
PAGAN9JA:


mayhe you should be the one caged. fool. cant leave animals in peace

Get some sense
Travel / Re: Graveyard Of Nigeria's Dead Airplanes (Photos) by teflondoncuzo(m): 8:39pm On Apr 13, 2017
That's were they get spare parts to fix the functioning one, so don't blame them for keeping those rusty planes around
Romance / Re: Pre Wedding Pictures Of A Nairalander, Filterpaper234 by teflondoncuzo(m): 5:38pm On Apr 05, 2017
Shout out to filterpaper #Akure shout down next month

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Religion / Re: "Statue Of Jesus In Anambra Drops Water Miraculously"(Photos Shared On Facebook) by teflondoncuzo(m): 11:00am On Mar 12, 2017
LoremIpsum:
After they told us that statues of Jesus and Mary are idols, we see their pictures and that of their wives' in their churches...
After they told us rosaries are demonic, we see them selling wristbands and hand fans which are not even meant for prayer
After they told us free holy water was not Bible-based, we see them selling water to us at expensive prices (I better not mention 'anointing' oils)...
After they discouraged us from going for confession, they turn to take it and rename it 'counselling' wher people at times are charged
They demonized the use of incense, discouraged praying as Christ taught, discouraged kneeling to pray, discouraged our use of clerical titles and vestments but we see now that they wear our bishops' vestments and wield their crosiers but as usual, give them different names.
What about Good Friday, Holy Saturday and Easter Sunday. They always follow our leads.
Be proud of your Catholic faith and dont allow yourself to be deceived. And pray for the so called new Churches and pastors that they may know and appreciate the truth.

Protestants and confusion...
God bless you
Properties / Re: Buy A Full Plot Of Land Gated @ Abule Egba U-turn by teflondoncuzo(m): 3:05am On Mar 12, 2017
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Properties / Re: Buy A Full Plot Of Land Gated @ Abule Egba U-turn by teflondoncuzo(m): 9:33am On Mar 03, 2017
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Properties / Re: Buy A Full Plot Of Land Gated @ Abule Egba U-turn by teflondoncuzo(m): 12:56am On Mar 03, 2017
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Agriculture / Re: Five Weeks Old Broilers For Sale In Ibadan. by teflondoncuzo(m): 12:06am On Mar 02, 2017
LisTim:
Can Someone Link Me With Anyone In Abk Dat Want To Sell An Heathy Broiler, Like 5wiks Old. THANKS
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Have u been able to get plz let me know cos am looking for also whatsapp : 08023415918
Romance / Re: Male Bestie Needed by teflondoncuzo(m): 9:40pm On Feb 27, 2017
Present
Business / Re: Nigeria’s $1 Billion Eurobond Oversubscribed By 7 Folds by teflondoncuzo(m): 4:05pm On Feb 10, 2017
vodutive:


http://www.investopedia.com/university/bonds/bonds1.asp

The bold part is all you need to know


Have you ever borrowed money? Of course you have! Whether we hit our parents up for a few bucks to buy candy as children or asked the bank for a mortgage, most of us have borrowed money at some point in our lives.

Just as people need money, so do companies and governments. A company needs funds to expand into new markets, while governments need money for everything from infrastructure to social programs. The problem large organizations run into is that they typically need far more money than the average bank can provide. The solution is to raise money by issuing bonds (or other debt instruments) to a public market. Thousands of investors then each lend a portion of the capital needed. Really, a bond is nothing more than a loan for which you are the lender. The organization that sells a bond is known as the issuer. You can think of a bond as an IOU given by a borrower (the issuer) to a lender (the investor).

Of course, nobody would loan his or her hard-earned money for nothing. The issuer of a bond must pay the investor something extra for the privilege of using his or her money. This "extra" comes in the form of interest payments, which are made at a predetermined rate and schedule. The interest rate is often referred to as the coupon. The date on which the issuer has to repay the amount borrowed (known as face value) is called the maturity date. Bonds are known as fixed-income securities because you know the exact amount of cash you'll get back if you hold the security until maturity.

For example, say you buy a bond with a face value of $1,000, a coupon of 8%, and a maturity of 10 years. This means you'll receive a total of $80 ($1,000*8%) of interest per year for the next 10 years. Actually, because most bonds pay interest semi-annually, you'll receive two payments of $40 a year for 10 years. When the bond matures after a decade, you'll get your $1,000 back.

Debt Versus Equity
Bonds are debt, whereas stocks are equity. This is the important distinction between the two securities. By purchasing equity (stock) an investor becomes an owner in a corporation. Ownership comes with voting rights and the right to share in any future profits. By purchasing debt (bonds) an investor becomes a creditor to the corporation (or government). The primary advantage of being a creditor is that you have a higher claim on assets than shareholders do: that is, in the case of bankruptcy, a bondholder will get paid before a shareholder. However, the bondholder does not share in the profits if a company does well - he or she is entitled only to the principal plus interest.

To sum up, there is generally less risk in owning bonds than in owning stocks, but this comes at the cost of a lower return.




Why Bother With Bonds?
It's an investing axiom that stocks return more than bonds. In the past, this has generally been true for time periods of at least 10 years or more. However, this doesn't mean you shouldn't invest in bonds. Bonds are appropriate any time you cannot tolerate the short-term volatility of the stock market. Take two situations where this may be true:

1) Retirement - The easiest example to think of is an individual living off a fixed income. A retiree simply cannot afford to lose his/her principal as income for it is required to pay the bills.

2) Shorter time horizons - Say a young executive is planning to go back for an MBA in three years. It's true that the stock market provides the opportunity for higher growth, which is why his/her retirement fund is mostly in stocks, but the executive cannot afford to take the chance of losing the money going towards his/her education. Because money is needed for a specific purpose in the relatively near future, fixed-income securities are likely the best investment.

These two examples are clear cut, and they don't represent all investors. Most personal financial advisors advocate maintaining a diversified portfolio and changing the weightings of asset classes throughout your life. For example, in your 20s and 30s a majority of wealth should be in equities. In your 40s and 50s the percentages shift out of stocks into bonds until retirement, when a majority of your investments should be in the form of fixed income.


Thanks for the info
Business / Re: Nigeria’s $1 Billion Eurobond Oversubscribed By 7 Folds by teflondoncuzo(m): 3:38pm On Feb 10, 2017
vodutive:


Who am I that you should believe what I say? Someone tried to explain it resulted in argument because people with half knowledge are portraying themselves as knowledgeable. You can save yourself the hassle and go to wikipedia and get the right info this is why we don't make progress in this country, we remain ignorant because we never want to engage our brains.


I did that before even posting but I didn't really get the gist that's why I ask for a better and simpler explanation
Business / Re: Nigeria’s $1 Billion Eurobond Oversubscribed By 7 Folds by teflondoncuzo(m): 11:57am On Feb 10, 2017
vodutive:


why are we so dull and lacking in initiative in this country, you have access to the internet so what does it take for you to type "what are bonds" into google?
.

You that is wise why can't u just explain it or keep ur fingers to yourself n don't start typing trash

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Business / Re: Nigeria’s $1 Billion Eurobond Oversubscribed By 7 Folds by teflondoncuzo(m): 9:25pm On Feb 09, 2017
Me I don't understand all this bond ish. Can someone plz explain

IstandwithBUhari. 1Nigeria
Properties / Re: Buy A Full Plot Of Land Gated @ Abule Egba U-turn by teflondoncuzo(m): 1:21pm On Feb 03, 2017
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Properties / Buy A Full Plot Of Land Gated @ Abule Egba U-turn by teflondoncuzo(m): 2:07pm On Feb 02, 2017
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