₦airaland Forum

menix:
Yes!! dont b fooled by looks cous i was fooled by one day b4 ysterday.

Their latest strategy is using their laps to d trick.

Guess u wondering ow possible?

D last i caught lasy yr was on a nice native clothing, if it was possible i could asked d driver to stop d car cous dis dude kept coughing lik som1 wiv a deadly cough not knowing as he coghed he wuld use his lap to rub my pocket in a backward stroke, after a while my phone was off my pocket buh Jah was on my side.

Ehen!! dat of this week d guy was adjusting back nd foward using his Lap to d magic, i looked at him nd was fooled by his looks.
Lo nd behold, i jst took 4 step after alightin frm d vehicle to check my nairaland update, omo i nearly search my boxers join...

Oh my God! this was exactly how a guy swindled me of my phone. He had a smoke and was coughing heavily. I wanted to check Nairaland update, i cannot cry. It happend to me in obalende, Just about a month ago. God pass them!

FOLLOWJESUS:
Then what do we say to those who made good their threat by making Nigeria ungovernable,causing the "baboon and dog to soak in their blood" who also acused the goverment of masacre for killing boko haram and threatened to sue govt to icc, who was once apointed by boko haram to be their nagociator?

If you listen to the question you asked you will discover that you still hammered on how clueless the government is, cos if not, you have your facts and know the 'fictitious' B'Haram sponsors, why not go after them?
In fact you should have directed the question to GEJ. Imagine someone told u he will make life uncomfortable for u, if any mishap happens to you, it makes u filter the origin and you spring to action. Its simple logic and help. Deal with whosoever is behind Boko haram but don't coerce anyone to implicate the general.

If this menace had been tackled at its infancy by the well respected clueless one and if this problem had not been reconfigured to be a political jocker for the ruling party, I believe you wouldn't have died this way.


Anyways RIP

I only need JK to beat this record and my vote counts for him,

ok

fine and cool

Always shooting himself on the head!

Good one my Presido#

Ole should be callled ole, thief should e called thief, stealer should be called stealer, not corruption

untop wetin? Ordinary bomb

Ok

Correct

From your handicapped argument, if Nigeria is not a failed state only one other thing can be possible,

Goodluck Jonathan is a failed president.

wE HAVE HEARD

But this interview is way way better than the interview the clueless one had with Amanpour when he was in Davos. Where he lied that Nigerians have started enjoying 24/7 electricity.

More of an "Ebora" than Human. Nonsense!

What

I don't expect less from the born-liar and thug.

I was only surprised that he has failed to explain certain things captured by the audio recording

1. Was there any conversation between him and the Brig. General?

2. Was there any man named Captain Sagir Koli

3. Was Brig general Momoh deployed for Osun poll or not

4. Was Fayose captured or not in the audio recording?

5. Is there truly a brother of Captain Koli that was unlawfully detained

6. The recording exposed more than one personality and all the trash Obanikoro posted was only pointing accusing fingers to APC and Tribunal. Was APC at the meeting with them on that fateful day?

7. In all the points stated by Obanikoro, it has clearly shown that their bubbles have been bursted and I hope this remain in Public discussion domain until we all carefully and watchfully cast and protect our vote come Feb. 14.

Oju ti awon olote!

The same way Buhari will be declared winner after Febuhari 14 even if the results will be contested atthe tribunals.

See what Jonathan's in-action has cost Africa!

Moral of the story, if you want to act at all act fast.

Is that why they should postpone the election?

What a life!

charlsecy:
I think it will take 274 years to spend N1 billion assuming N10,000 is spent per day.

Explanation:

If you spend N10,000 a day, in a year you consume:

10,000 x 365 = N3,650,000

How many N3,650,000 are in N1 billion?

1,000,000,000 / 3,650,000

= 273.97 years; that is, almost 274 years.

In 27 years, only N98,550,000 would have been spent on food.

Thanks alot for that explicit calculation. I meant to write 100,000 per day.

Some posters above me saying satchet milo! If you want to learn how not to be wasteful come and join our team.

That's the meal of a common Nigerian.

He feels what we feel, but what I can't imagine is how 1 will consume 1bn naira food a year.

Even if u spend N10,000 a day, it will take u 27years to completely exhaust 1bn naira.

Bye bye to the wasteful years, welcome to a year of harvest.
Sai Buhari

Modified:
N100,000 per day.

Don't

Ose!

Change begins

sTORY. Am I a commisioned officer? Na me be Military? U no know the secretary board of the Nigeria Military? Off course they will tell u mathematics is a requirement, so Buhari should never have been in the army. ARMY=JONATHAN=BOKO BOYS

dokyOloye:
look well at d pix again,is it that man looking like d scarecrow used to chase birds in d rice field that U want to be Ur president?

If u can't see the 'gram' u wrote thinking its grammar, how then can u see Buhari?

I don't need to be told that this is my president come May 29, 2015

I am sure they will come here now, telling us that APC hacked PDP's meal menu.

Febuhari14

Alrite

Ewo! What more can wickedness mean?

What is Afenifere? Is it a University?