₦airaland Forum

Na waaa oooo.
First, it was queuing to fetch water, now na fuel.. Even inside nylon

Freelancers we move!!!!

Simp are begging hoes for attention.
Hoes begging OZO for attention.
OZO begging Nengi for attention..
Nengi begging Drake for attention
This life no balance

The guy is a yahoo boy now..
He just want to use her to catch cruise...
A Simp can't wait for 4 years like that without sending her "hello baby, how was your night?, "I can't do without u".
Give him a bottle of star, because on my observation, he is going to stArlize her..

Big lie...
Just imagine if it is true, one woman equals to approx. 3 rounds.. Talk less of 4 women making it approx 12 rounds....
Or let's say he is doing fivesome, shebi he will release inside the four of them...
After one day of banging, the next day, or in the next two days, nothing will come out..
He is a big lier..

He was probably unconscious...
Africans ehhh can believe rubbish..

Cossybob:
You are only trying to create humor on a serious posts... You should better be watchful cos the world is hungry

I am not trying to create humor but it is the way the OP Is putting in and his words...
He should have been more elaborate..

So OP what u are trying to say now those gender that like asking for urgent 2k, they are also fetish abi

CrazyCrane:
It was a sad experience
Rip brown
Rip Theresa
Rip czech

Wait 3 parvo losses
Sorry take heart...

Mine was very painful...
I had a rott some years back and I just discovered that it was weak, followed by vomiting of white foam, before I discovered that it was parvo, i tried everything to make him okay
I did my best, the vet came and did what he could but it was already late....
He died.. So sad!!!!
Share yours??

I dedicate the post to all the dogs breeders and dog lovers...
We moveee!!!!

Number 1. Tibetan mastiff.
2. Bull mastiff
3. Rottweiler
4.Dogo Argentina

Op ur list is incomplete without the boss (pitbull terrier)

Urgent 2k.
Urgent 5k

Na girl wey follow us drink garri, na em go follow us go Miami, FL beach for vacation..

I was molested shaaa.
I was a cute little kid, centre of attraction..
All this big aunties will call me inside room and be touching some how, innocent me I no understand..
But now, make them try me again

All ladies cheats..
And wetin I go gain, the time I will use to do all those stupid things, I don use am bomb upwork and fiverr, collect clients....
Simp
A real man has no time...

No ya*shhh.
No b**bbs
Abeg wetin this guy see for this girl

Cholls:
My brother na the girl be that??

She don ripe

Niceguyyy:
Try this with a hungry lady and she will tell you to send her airtime to call you, an average Nigerian is angry, annoyed, sad and mad, looking for who to pour the anger on, this does not work on an average Nigerian lady.

Lolz...
I know..
Sometimes I do hear, I don't have card..
My reply: OK, when u have card, call me...
I never said it will work 100℅.. 2 out of 5 girls will call me...

Kabir5643:
Nigga. If you don't have money or a good social media look. This Shit is useless


Self improvement is the greatest magnet for girls

Bro I understand..
I never said this is the exact way I chat, but it is just a preview of how I do normally chat with..
At least it is better than "hello, hi, have u eaten?.

On-top Romance section...

SmellySperm:
MGTOW 4L

Bro na baby mama sure pass.
Because this generation of female now, I don't understand them again...
Just chop and clean mouth and pass it on to the next person....
But bro do u know that DAT lady you are smashing DAT is even begging u for more and u are doing shakara, another fellow (simp) dey beg to collect number, dey sing praises and worship to her..
Mgtow...

Too boring for my liking.
Guys learn from me..
Me: Hey?
She: Hello.
Me: I was just passing by and I saw your profile, u look nice, and cool and could make a good friend..
She: hmm, DAT nice..
Me: how was day? Boring or cool?
She: it was cool. Urs?
Me: mine was cool, I was just balling with ma crew, to order something from the menu in a bar and hunt soft humans, a girl hawking oranges was just staring at me and she bumped and she poured everything down, I was just laughing when I was helping her..
She: lolz. U are funny..
Me: Nah, ladies tells me that but later they go the other way round, hope u are not like them...
She: lolz. Why do u say so??
Me: yeah, all ladies are disame.
She: dats not true..
Me: hmm, all ladies love pink, telemundo, zeeworld and icecream, does that not make all of them the same.
She: lolz...
Me: hey, duty calls...here is my line...080********9 gv me a call by 9pm so I will know it is u and not that customer care lady who is always bugging at night after hearing my voice on the phone..
She: Lolz OK I will...
Harddon thanks so much.

TMKsouth:
Thought you were asking whether we've noticed the new Nairaland font.

To answer u, no I haven't noticed. Will check it out, thanks.

Wow I love the font..

As a WhatsApp user and a WhatsApp status saver user.
The WhatsApp status saver brings out almost everything on my WhatsApp including stickers sent to me....
Meaning that my message and chats is not also safe...
Like we are monitored or something...
Just wondering....

I want to see what I am paying for
I can't fall that, and never ever
Even though u be dangote pikin set, I no care..
I must chop kpekus...
Simp no fit finish for this world, go Facebook go see American wonder

Over how many hours and days of browsing Freelancers.com
Still yet nothing....
Pls I need your advice of what I am doing wrong?

Desert storm and u kon lost your phone.
Wetin u go do?