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lolz.
The so-called fish rain happens when hurricanes, tornados happens near water, seas, lakes etc and thereby carrying the fishes from the sea or river anyone and spinning away in another direction with a full speed.
And it landes in another country or town.
So brother there is nothing spiritual there...

Simps will always blow our brains up.
The girl will still use the car and drive 80 miles just to go collect smashing from the legends like ubunja, Harddon and ilegendd.

Baba shey na ur gf. Why are u pained? Back-stabbers. Face ur own problem

I was the one who invented clitocurrency here. Lol u are not a real nigga, if u dont understand.

graphics design: pixellab
video: kinemaster app

Is it still available?

Jacuzzi55:
It a matter of time when all men will be plug-in

lolz.
As funny as it is.
80% of all men simps

When i was a simp, i do beg ladies, for phone numbers and all that.
But now they are the ones asking for my numbers
the will be like "Hmm, u are already leaving without my number, anyway here it is".
All thanks to Lord Harddon, Emperor Ubunja and the rest

So as now birthday is coming up.
It will be Mia khalifa dat will do my own shoutout

Come abeg make dem stop this thing.
So u mean i go waka con see robot, toast am finsh, na con iron kpekus i go see

Forget the shit she just said.
Bro practise jelqing and kegel exercises, you will begin to see some positive results approx. 3wks

Nairaland ehhh
Na audio people full here.
They will shout and shout but still yet nobody will come out...
Abeg make una leave with protest, I go protest for my house with one shima coming over that day

Excellent7:
; "a frien

Man, run!
You think you have a relationship, but the girl thinks otherwise.
You have your answer about what you have with the girl; "a friendship".

But man, what warranted that statement? You manifested so much "neediness" with that statement.
I think you have set up yourself to be screwed.
If you do not want friendship it is in your interest to withdraw now.

Lolz.
She is already a goner.
I was a winky simp but now I flow on higher ground.

Farki:
If witches are real let your village people reveal my middle name to you and post it here.

And if u have common sense, why not post it here?

She don ripe

How can he be carry 2 bags of rice while doing missionary?
Cowgirl nko?
69 nko

ChiefSosa:
Slawomiir joined the group chat

Lolz...

ZombieBurster:
And Atheist would say there's No God

All Atheist Should be given Public Sendse Forth

Any atheist that say there is no God, or No witches, tell am, make em come my village...

The main cause may be excessive soapy and too much imagination, and day-dreaming about sex..
It happens a lot.
I believe in sleep paralysis also be prayerful..

Lolz.
Illegendd is not gay, he is attention seeker sometimes
He is even among the top richest on Nairaland and he is a guru in the game...

SmellySperm:
Lol guy come mk we go find work

The teacher looks kpankable..

I miss those good gone days

Sincinnati:
If Ethiopia and Colombia aren’t there, I would sue you.

I swear.
All those Columbia, the Latinos, the south Americans, Omo their beauty can make me climb mount Everest peak, just to make them happy...

Pierocash:
Scrap that shit.

Instead government should introduce one year of skill and empowerment programme in every state . Once you graduate, you go for the skill and empowerment programme in your state not other states..


The money they were supposed to be paid as alawee for that 11 months of youth service,should be given in bulk to every graduant after the one year skill programme

Skills like programming, graphics design, video editing, UI/UX design and many more.
Nigeria will be a better place..
But those miscreants called our leaders will never ever think to DAT level..

*Nnamdi KANU has left the group"

Clouts seeking attentions....
Abeg go and siddon.

200 naira Airtel sef is enough...