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PoliticsRe: Lagos 2023: Jandor/Funke Rally Holds In Alimosho (Pictures) by Telldem1(m): 10:56pm On Oct 20, 2022
Abeg make Lagos comot for APC hand , shey suffer no dey tire some people?
CelebritiesRe: Pictures From Rico Swavey's Burial by Telldem1(m): 10:46pm On Oct 20, 2022
bonnyhope:
You are a man without conscience

Sleeping with the wives of your fellow men

Reaping where you did not sow

By the power bestows on me by the most high
I decree and declare that you shall not find what you are looking for in life
Reduce the swear abeg
CelebritiesRe: Pictures From Rico Swavey's Burial by Telldem1(m): 10:45pm On Oct 20, 2022
jeromestarks:
I have dated 5 women who are currently married as we speak.
I still sleep with them whenever I am in their respective states.

You know nothing about women.
I say again, Marry a virgin if you want peace.
where can I see one?
CelebritiesRe: Pictures From Rico Swavey's Burial by Telldem1(m): 10:42pm On Oct 20, 2022
Chai. Fine boy gone.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu: I Turned Lagos From Jungle To Megacity by Telldem1(m): 8:36pm On Oct 15, 2022
Majesty2:
Your salty tears dey give me joy, shukudi Tinubu built Lagos, if uno like am go hang yourself.... Zombiediot, you and your new saviour, braindead peter Obidient will labour in vain, the akpu munching bastard will never smell aso rock
Treat your mouth odour first
PoliticsRe: IPOB Members Jubilate As Court Frees Nnamdi Kanu (Video) by Telldem1(m): 6:13pm On Oct 14, 2022
TheNiceGuy:
Politics 101 cheesy

I love APC led administration, they've thrown OBIdient criminals into confusion grin

They're confused of what and who to choose between unachievable presidency of Obi and Kanu's biafra. grin
And for your mind is that tinubu will win abi. Wake up
Music/RadioRe: Dilichukwu Okonkwo Aka Tidinz Dies At 26 by Telldem1(m): 4:52pm On Oct 12, 2022
Bensondrums:
You bloggers are terrible people... I'm very sure 90% of nairalanders viewing this thread doesn't know this rapper. When he was alive how many of you bloggers talked about him? How many of u bloggers put up his story or music on the front page of ur site? Now that he is dead he is now popular thanks t u guys. Many of u bloggers derive pleasure in seeing bad things happen to people bcus that's d only way ur business would thrive.

R.I.P young lad
Hahaha Benson this your drum loud ooo. Just the way I have been tagging them for my staggering comedy career for long and yet no reponse , but depression is far from me sha. Imaging 26 ! Pikin wey I reach to born dey complain of depression.
Anyway for free laff check @mcvlevel on Instagram.
Music/RadioRe: Dilichukwu Okonkwo Aka Tidinz Dies At 26 by Telldem1(m): 4:40pm On Oct 12, 2022
Treasure17:
And eventually he didn't blow. Sad one. May his soul rest in peace.
Who never blow? Checks toxin official on Instagram
PoliticsRe: Go Back To His States And Campaign - Lagos Deputy Governor (video) by Telldem1(m): 12:50am On Oct 05, 2022
Make una open up announce am ooo pesin dooooon eheeh...
YouTube no get secret oo
PoliticsRe: Umahi Orders Soldiers To Flog Civil Servants In Ebonyi For Coming Late (Video) by Telldem1(m): 12:46am On Oct 05, 2022
Tinubuwins2023e:
That's how Nigerians will flog that bastard Peter Obituary come 2023.
una better break the news now , we seen it on YouTube.
PoliticsRe: Video of March For Tinubu In Ibadan by Telldem1(m): 8:19pm On Oct 04, 2022
grin grin grin Lol. 1 million match indeed. For narrow road like DAT and yet na hungry looking few people I dey see. Youths can't be deceived any more.
PoliticsRe: Throwback: Here Is What Peter Obi Has To Say About IPOB (Video) by Telldem1(m): 8:00pm On Oct 04, 2022
No amount of blasphemy against Peter Obi will make us back out from supporting him, just know this and know peace. PO 2023.
PoliticsRe: Unknown Gunmen Kidnap Police Officer, Prepare Him For Killing (Disturbing VIDEO) by Telldem1(m): 7:51pm On Oct 04, 2022
No . This is very bad. A fellow Igbo again, mbanu. How will FG release Nnamdi KANU with all these happenings.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Island Women Walk For Bola Tinubu (Video) by Telldem1(m): 1:43pm On Oct 03, 2022
Those women surrounding jagaban's house waiting for the arrival of bullion van that year grin
TV/MoviesRe: Phyna Is The Winner Of Big Brother Naija Season 7 'level Up' Show by Telldem1(m): 12:15pm On Oct 03, 2022
End of blue film sorry bbnaija 2022. We move.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Alighting From A Private Jet In Kano (Picture) by Telldem1(m): 3:15pm On Sep 25, 2022
cry
sarrki:
We know he can afford it

He imported virtually everything we use in Nigeria

He rendered our industry, farm products, manufacturing sector hopeless with his importation business

He’s not creative at all

He lied that he never flew in private jet
Can't you see that APC has failed already?
PoliticsRe: 2023: Tinubu/Shettima Will Win Presidential Election – Lalong by Telldem1(m): 1:07am On Sep 24, 2022
LeeSantos:
Well IF he doesn't win.
They said they will fight for the independence of oduduwa Republic.

Well they are too small for the Ng Army to take care of

Wetin concern me for wetin no concern me
them fit stand ? People wey Fear pass anything.
PoliticsRe: 2023: Tinubu/Shettima Will Win Presidential Election – Lalong by Telldem1(m): 1:04am On Sep 24, 2022
LegendHero:
Your head dey there Lalong.

Everybody know this except the GCE holder supporters.
last ozuor na him you be
PoliticsRe: Tunde Oladunjoye: Tinubu Is The Most Media-friendly Presidential Candidate by Telldem1(m): 8:58pm On Sep 19, 2022
Tayorshd2:
Am telling you and that's why he is the most preferred candidate to rule the country

#BAT2023 INSHALLAH
mtcheew
Foreign AffairsRe: Waiting Time In Queue To Pay Respects To Queen Elizabeth II Stretches To 19 Hour by Telldem1(m): 6:24pm On Sep 17, 2022
BATified2023:
but peter obi is Igbo n he went to sign condolence register
Wetin xup

I confuse for this your matter ooo

Hating in confusion or confused hate
No hatred can stop obedient movement
Foreign AffairsRe: Waiting Time In Queue To Pay Respects To Queen Elizabeth II Stretches To 19 Hour by Telldem1(m): 6:18pm On Sep 17, 2022
BATified2023:
Isn’t it funny that some people are insulting the queen n calling her derogatory names whereas their messiah went their to sign condolence register

If confusion was a name
Funny enough your APC presidential hope is dead on arrival.
PoliticsRe: IPOB Leader, Nnamdi Kanu To Appear In Court Tuesday by Telldem1(m): 9:27pm On Sep 08, 2022
Roger3D:
But you should be happy na. You get to see your god after the long time he spent in the underground zoo cage, eating DSS watery beans and shitting himself in his Fendi designer pants. I sincerely look forward to it grin
At your age? Please where is Igboho?
CelebritiesRe: Rapper, Ice Prince Arrested For Abducting And Assaulting A Police Officer by Telldem1(m): 7:38pm On Sep 02, 2022
LaSenior:
grin

Others dey abduct, harras beats and gbedu for studio to stay relevant this one is here messing around just to trend

Ice wey don melt since
chai you get bad mouth die angry
PoliticsRe: Tinubu-Shettima Bishop Almost Lynched At Dei Dei Market Abuja (Photos) by Telldem1(m): 1:00pm On Aug 21, 2022
Munamoqel:
lynched by obidient people of Biafra land masquerading as traders .
keep mourning!
PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu Congratulates Kenya’s President-Elect, Williams Ruto by Telldem1(m): 1:53am On Aug 17, 2022
ecolime:
Same way he's gonna congratulate President-elect Peter Gregory Obi next year.
My dear i am in ajegunle like this.. I knew what I saw the moment I said all the OBIDIENT Nigerians say hello... I swear almost everybody stood up but all the yorubas weren't happy, I was even stoned bottle water by batifiers... I was shocked. Ndigbo bi Na eko unu mulu anya ka azu. 2023 agaghi adi funny.
PoliticsRe: Obi And Tinubu Supporters Plan Rival Rallies At Lekki Tollgate On October 1st by Telldem1(m): 1:20am On Aug 11, 2022
naptu2:
Some supporters of Peter Obi, under the platform of a group called Tag Team, have planned to hold a mega rally at the Lekki Toll Plaza on October 1st, 2022. However, some supporters of Bola Tinubu have also planned to hold a mega rally at the same Lekki Toll Plaza at the same time as the Peter Obi supporters.
Big joke .Wahala dey inyaga dey wake am. Upcoming war loading...95%.
HealthRe: Woman Runs Mad In Lagos After Alighting From SUV by Telldem1(m): 10:49am On Aug 05, 2022
doggedfighter:
It has absolutely nothing to do with the SUV or spiritual whatever.



It could be drugs or mental ilness before boys will come here and shout Yahoo whatever.


And blame girls.


She needs to be taken to a psychiatric hospital for mental evaluation not mocked .

Or left at the mercy of people with stone age reasoning.
Kai . And people still click like on this comment. Kai. How old are you?
PoliticsRe: IED Explodes, Kills 8 Repentant Boko Haram Members At Scavengers Site In Bama by Telldem1(m): 10:00am On Jul 27, 2022
PoliticsRe: South-East Youths Reject Peter Obi, Back Tinubu & Shettima - The Nation by Telldem1(m): 2:00am On Jul 23, 2022
PoliticsRe: More Photos Of Peter Obi And Bishop David Oyedepo by Telldem1(m): 6:15pm On Jul 21, 2022
pleasureosondu:
Both men look good


https://twitter.com/thebardogbamola/status/1550104368082522113?[/quote]God will forgive our sins come 2023 for obidient
FamilyRe: Dr Joe Abah Celebrates 30 Years Marriage. Share Tips For Young Men by Telldem1(m): 6:11pm On Jul 21, 2022
DenreleDave:
10. At a party with her, don’t drink too much and make a fool of yourself. Be funny in a self-deprecating way. Women like men that can laugh at their own selves & that are not afraid to show they are not perfect. But don’t start to display like a clown…unless you are paid to do so.

11. Whatever you do, don’t ever make your woman feel insecure. Using another woman to make her feel jealous is immature and daft. Don’t. Instead, tell her you’ll always be with her. No divorce. No separation. Ever. Whatever else she worries about, she shouldn’t worry about that one.

12. Any engine that you don’t service regularly will give you trouble. Make sure you change her oil often. She will run smoothly and will not give you trouble often. Remember that I it is your job to arrange an oil change often. Don’t wait until you see ‘check engine’ lights. �

13. You and I know that we, men, are not good alone. When she’s not in town, throw yourself into work, spend more time on Twitter, read that book you’ve been meaning to read and go on Netflix. Stay away from temptation. It has a way of looking for you when your madam is not around.

14. Finally, some of these things are aspirational even for me. For instance, I won’t be buying her that Apple Watch until next month. Okay. That’s enough for now. Let’s continue another time. Hopefully, it won’t take another 5 years before we do so. Good luck. ✌�
trouble
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Visits Pastor Adeboye Over Muslim-Muslim Ticket by Telldem1(m): 2:07pm On Jul 19, 2022
MadeInTokyo:
https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2022/07/19/tinubu-adeboye-meet-over-muslim-muslim-ticket
Let him meet Pope John Paul in Rome ,who cares. May APC never to us again ijn.

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