₦airaland Forum

Mattex001: No body on nairaland Can afford dis... Period!

arcbabe: he is a pastor in RCCG,I also attend redeem but not thesame parish,his parish is far from my place but I want to start going there. Thanks

You wan chop him money abi??.

Idi Amin: For those doubting Thomases, I didn't drop my story to win jackpot. So believe it or phuck off

Bro, you mean you saw a female ghost living happily with your friend??

And she cooks for you too??.. Which soup??

mrvocalprowess: omo babalowo !!! 7ok wil see to alll my needs education wise nxt yr...sinx its ntin,can u plz transfer anoda 70k 4 me it wil b super appreciated!!!

Transfer Wetin??... I dey do promo??

mrvocalprowess: over 7o thousand naira..we were 5 pple tho..in total 5ook

What will 70,000 do for you??... If you buy one bottle of Remy Martin with am, na 80naira for tfare go remain for you.

alienware: tellwisdom and airfore1 you guys shouldnt derail this thread , bunch of jerks.

calebo101: Reproduced..

Sound argument all the way. As for me, i thank God that finally after being unemployed for 6 years, i finally gathered myself and staggered out of the country. I am enjoying London like fresh air. They keep saying it is hard, it is difficult, there are no jobs and all sort of things, but so far for me it has never been more simpler. The quality of life is so high. Everything works. I transited through Doha, Qatar and when i looked down on Doha from the airplane, i just wept. See country.... Speechless...... In fact, Nigeria has not even begun. How can Nigeria at this age still can not provide good roads at the very least? How can we not have good hospitals? Light? I think clearly here because when i sleep do not hear generators humming till day break and i do not hear vigilantes going around hourly hitting the bell. Gunshot? Last one i heard was in a movie... Roadblock? C'mon... Soldiers.. Nada... In fact Nigeria is a war zone.. I nor fit talk i beg. Finally it is just good to travel, even if na to see something for life then go back. No pastor don even threaten me with hell fire here say i nor pay offering . Everything is different here i beg, who talk say Nigeria better pass UK or US, make e dey there dey fool himself. After all people still dey stay Somalia.

kerijay: bros try and get the meaning of the third line.....I meant IRONIC list

You are a foolish boi with No talent. What do you know about music??

jhidey08: wot an educated big fool u Α̲̅я̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥, agbaya!

solomon111: That your style would never work for a master dribbler like okocha especially with his "bomerang" skill that makes the ball to come back to him after he must have kicked it forward.
The defender will start chasing the ball only for the ball to recoil back to okocha's feet.
Jay jay is a very bad footballer.

Bros wetin be recoil??...na generator u wan repair??

jhidey08: luk at dis mumu o, it is better said dan done. With all diz ur defense styles, u neva play ball pass dat ur dusty field o. Ode!

Look at this malnourished looking kid. You think sey na ur firstborn wey dey smoke igboh for corner u dey talk to??
Wey u carry face like Amala wey no get soup. Animal

engr j: Please am interested as well but I have like 500k for half plot in good location. If there is any one for sale, please let me no. Pin 221594CE

Bros, go use your money open beer parlor

jules00909: Good day Good people of Nigeria,

I want to report a case of theft and Threat to my life since 2011, This phone Number calls me very often threatening to come and kidnap my husband or my kids and this Same number confessed to a robbery attack at my home and They Still demand More money from me. Please number has Also used the home address of my friend to make it look confusing to me. Please Investigate this phone line. here is the Phone Number: 08163606026

Thanks

Juliet

Na wetin you do dey haunt you so. No body go help you for here

Sheggy13: NL has silly people sha..can't imagine someone will tribalize something as small as a phone.. which one Onitsha boys dey buy cos I don't need to be told before I know your tribe..the chestbeating tribe who in their own eyes are superior to every other humans on earth..Watch it dude, that thing u are smoking ain't good for your health, really making paranoid..I've yet to see an intelligent comment from u on any thread.

You are alone in your cry fr justice. Mugu

lynpetra: My account number first,money for hand back for ground.Btw,if ur third leg is more than 4inches,more money,every inch attracts more money.

I no want any man wey go stress me.So shud I send my ACCOUNT NUMBER ?

Ooo gurl, you don hammer. Which babalawo do this jazz for you??