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Shush it there jor,as if there are not loads of white girls with grab elephant legs and heavy flabby hands.
As if the fattest woman in the world is not a white woman,abeg keep quiet there.

Goldieluks, Im still wondering why you are fighting so hard, defending ur parts in the aforementioned, I hope you dont fall in that category of YAM LEG,fineleg chicks , Anyways, all join sha, na GOD CREATE U

seriously

they have knock knees

Yam legs with enough muscles  

or heavy thighs that rub against themselves and produces electric currents

one nigerian walked passed me the other day

and i kept hearing ta - ta - ta ta ta

i shook my head and walked faster

, Abeg, serious warning to you gurls----Dont come near this guy!

u wan spoil show for dem? of course, their faces have to look nyce and attractive, since not all guys are very sensitive to smelly feet, guys that have good sense of smell like u are very rare  

Not my fault bro, Cleanliness na em sweet pass , Atleast, let them spare out a separate mirror for their legs and body, just the way they do to THEIR FACE  and lets see if there wont be any changes

then stop looking at those with 'walkswagens', because there is no way, they would walk around on those dusty roads without, dust settling on their feet, go for the 'cars-driving chics'.

keep on looking then OP, u actually cant blame dem cos niger roads r too dusty as ronke commented,

OK, DUST NO DEY TOUCH DAT FACE LOADED WITH PANCAKE AND BLEACHING CREAM ABY, even when they try looking nice, they still spend little time on their feet and hw they smell

Girls? Dirty feet?

You must have been mingling with dirty local champion girls. Try hooking yourself up with girls of your class,dude.

u are really wise OP, yes some not all, its just unfortunate u vent met the remaining classy ones, keep on searching, u will get there

And, was i searching , did you read my msg at all

You too stop looking at local girls, change your location and upgrade your 'looking strategy'!!!!

this man ehh!!
Where av you bn threading for you to come across smelly feet girls, i avnt jammed any o and i pray i dont, and make u go join seminary be d next point agenda o

Im not being one sided here, about where i see them, im speaking generally about them gurls, Must they go about with dirty feets, Thats the question, When i cruise round the town, all, i but see is EYE Sores in them , I swear, i like gurls with clean feet, and i think that partially determines hw clean they could be inside

my white girlfriend fed me my breakfast in my bed \yeste rday morning.She woke me with a peck on my cheek and snuggled into bed with me spoonfeeding me
my breakfast after giving me coffee.i looked deeply into her seagreen eyes as she spoonfed me my breakfast and i thought what a lovely angel she is.can a nigerian woman be as romantic as this my sweet oyibo girlfriend

Ok. you can easily which guys are based in London and those based in Nigeria/Africa:

Uk/US guy:  Responds to thread in very polite manners 

Nigeria/Africa: Responds to thread without manners: Swearing, cussing, no commas, No full stops, poor Grammar (no oofeince) 

Ok. you can easily*know* guys are based in London and those based in Nigeria/Africa:

Uk/US guy:  Responds to thread in very polite manners( *Manner*, not manners)

Nigeria/Africa: Responds to thread without manners: Swearing, cussing, no commas, No full stops, poor Grammar (no oofeince)----*Cursing*, not cussing,, *No offence*, Not oofeince)

"There's this girl I've known for about 10 months now whom I really, really like. I've sent her flowers, called her as many times as possible in a day, every day, told her sweet things most of it how I felt about her which was entirely true, tried everything to make her give me some attention but she just ignored me. I've moved on since then, though still single. Then about 4 months ago, I got a new job, bought a car and moved into a new apartment (my own apartment). I guess she got word of this because right now she wouldn't let me rest. She's filling my box with mails, my phone with SMS messages and calls me like her father owns the network. What do I do"
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Advice my friend?

Tell am make he nack her apkako and free her

Well apart from the fact the Guys based in Nigeria/Africa are much uglier and always lookin sweaty even during winter, Why do women generally prefer UK/US based guys like me. (no oofeinse)?  Please advise.  Cheers!!

Shatttappppppppp!, bagger

Guys, how will u react if u find out your girlfriend had s##x with her lecturer because he threatened to fail her if she doesn't do it? and she is in her final year.

Simple

Go to the market - buy 10 naira funnel

go 2 her window @ nite

hide behind flower

sofree make stick nor enter your eye

then shout

Woman - woman - why have thou forsaken me

she would wake up and start sweating

then continue and say

My son who have been dating you for 4years is your right husband

then take to your heels before vigilante fire your nyash with arrow

next day watch out for results


-thank me later-

Who was the first person you ever had a crush on? What was the relationship with you two? Did he/she know you had a crush on them? What was the distance? Give your details here please!

When last did you have crushes with WEED?