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I will never forget 2004 and 2010 in a rush.


I lost both my parents in 1993 and I was made to believe they traveled and will be back very soon, I lived on that lies as a young boy till I wrote my common entrance exam in 2004.
My grandma finally opened up to me after much pressure cuz Everytime the teachers calls for PTA meetings I don't have anyone representing me cuz my grandma would either be in farm or market, and if your parent or guardian no show in public schools you will serve punishment either by cutting grass or by beating, nah the two I dey always suffer.
Finally grandma called me sat me down and told me that my parents including me had an accident when I was a baby and I am the only survivor....... Omo I cried tire that day all my hope that one day I would meet my parents and ask them why they never turn up for me in any ways was gone, I cried like never before sotey I sick my grandma too kon dey beg me make I no follow my parents go chai that sickness shake me.
2010 I was in Abuja here hoping to finish my apprenticeship and started earning something and send to my lovely grandma before admission letter go come, only to hear say my grand mama don kaput chaiiiii I cried heavily, my oga console me tire, the owner of the house self pet me tire,.the wife join dey preach for me kaiii I cried.....as am typing now nah cry get me...... I love my grandma Soo much nobody has ever been there for me like my grandma we've been through so many things together, among all her children and grandchildren I was her favorite. I miss you so much MORENIKEJIMI.

See Mary see me hmmmmmmmm make I dey look front.

Her body is damn strong like a man's own

Jesse Lingard achieved a boyhood dream on Saturday as he started alongside Cristiano Ronaldo.

Both players were on the scoresheet as United beat Newcastle 4-1, with Ronaldo grabbing a brace.
Lingard was just a kid in the academy when Ronaldo was first at Manchester United.

After the game Lingard shared images of the pair meeting several years ago, and then from Saturday’s game, showing that dreams can come true.
Here are the others reactions.
Source: https://www.unitedinfocus.com/news/jesse-lingard-posts-inspirational-ronaldo-tribute/

Decency2020:
If only you know that most of these stories here are fabricated. People with real marital problems don't run to nairaland because here is full of lunatics.

Never be deterred about marriage. It is an institution made by God so it is good. Reason why many marriages are suffering today is because many don't prepare for marriage rather they prepare for wedding and after the one day event they are not ready for the real deal.

Having said that no sane person runs to social media to discuss his or her private life . Don't just mind them

I didn't want to login my account for like one week but I had to login to correct you, some stories here might be fabricated but not all stories are, when you see a genuine story you will knw cuz you will fill the person pain attached to the storyline.
I myself had share my own personal story here before and if in the future I got married and I experience this kind of a thing ofcourse I will share it on nairaland.
The highest wickedness a woman do to a man is giving him another man's child to trained without his knowledge. Thanks.

And i hear the husband nah king of all simp..

Beebah2000:
See wetin only one person carry. Na wa ooo....

a supposedly girl envy another girl boobs publicly is not a girl but a guy. No1 hope u counting

Beebah2000:
AHH....! I AM A WOMAN. So, u dey monitor me. Na wa ooo

smile do I have the time, scrolling some comments sections have seen ur comments.

Beebah2000:
Fear women....! I repeat, fear women....!!

now I can conclude you ain't a female, you've lose guard like three times now that I know of, but why are you pretending to be a woman

Mad oooh

So El Chapo and money heist professor had thought this people on how to dig tunnels.

Any ways let see how long this prison break will last.
Those fugitive should consult Michael Scofield.

No reverend father that will advise me against not doing dna..... Once I'm married and we have our baby.

What dey need is 1975 coins not this recent ones oooh

TheGidRedpiller:
@Teemylee01 You have passion for marriage even after this experience, i must say, you are stronger than me in that aspect but don't worry, you will scale through this, i believe in you.

Come on guys, keep it coming, share yours!

if my future wife go like sex ah wahala go dey oooooh....

Ok

Men I remember growing up then in Akure, Ondo state.
There is this sister ummmm.....bosede is her name I should be around 6 to 8, I have narrated this to my current girlfriend cuz she is so bend on knowing why I love sex like an addict when we first started dating.
Well back then this aunty like 18 to 19 then would come and pick me from where we was having our lesson and take me home. On getting home she would start( imean I started having BJ at the age of 6 to 8 ) forcing me to lick her vãgina the stench alone don't allow me to please her and she would spark up, any day I refuse to lick her up I'm not eating launch that day.
If she is Hot with my small pënis like pencil she would insist I put it her puna I mean I don't even know what I was doing then.
That was how it continue till she left our house at that time I was 11, now have known what is sex as early as 6 yrs old and have known what vågina looked like......my diçk would start getting hard on it own before u knw it I started touching my classmate who is a girl, I remembered we were almost caught but manage to scale through.
See by the time I was at puberty stage it got worse like me and blue film nah five and six, I will buy the magazine with my launch money that I have saved up when I finally get my room nah to dey watch blue film like person Wey dem swear for chaiii, currently I can't count how many ex's I had.
Now after first or second round of sex I get tired and irritated, like if my girl come visiting for a week we might not have sex more than tree times. But when I first met her it was fire for fire maybe because she was new then but generally I'm getting exhausted with sex cuz E NO DEY SHACK ME AGAIN thanks to that lady that made me experience sex at a tender age, now I'm even scared that when I finally settle down how man go do with wifey.....our sex life go dey some how.

When they were busy blocking the drainage what did they think will happen, abi nah government go come help them pick their drainage for them.

Are there cameras in inside the toilet too

Bouz:
Chai i could imagine the number of ladies that would have sent this dude a pm, on seeing where he lives, with those flashy cars. , chai hunger na bastard. I blame bad govt sha.

ma nigga you won't blame them.....street hard.

iLegendd:
Do you have a book you've written and on what subject?

yes I have. My story is base on life in all adjustment and accessment.

E:g, *like why you shouldn't give up and commit suicide { I made a video of it}.
*How to win a girls heart without much struggle.
*Road to follow when drifting away from your passion.

Crossroad1:
before nko? I threw the heartless girl out..
They don't know what it means to be AGROnified

bros no kill me with laff, AGROnifield really . I quoted you earlier on the parental thread but you didn't reply, so sorry if am bothering you though.

Sometimes those girl get carried away and think they can shoot their shot at any given opportunity but even if you want to shoot ur shot there are places that warrant it and there are places where you shouldn't try such.

If I'm this op I will collect my money back asap and collect the food I ordered then lead her outta my house then shut the door on her face.
From one felas to another felas to another one brought you to somewhere and u Kim dey find boyfriend ahh. Oga ooooooh

Crossroad1:
So I was fucking honey yesterday that I even created a thread for hookup.
The agro hold me no be small, all my body just dey vibrate..
So someone connected me to someone that connected me to a slim and sexy babe, she was beautiful though.
We agreed on 40k excluding Uber, drinks and food..
I already ordered for food at mega chicken so she picked it up on her way here.. Got to the gate, gave her the security code and fiam, she was here..
After eating, we played around a bit just to get her in the mood. He reach time to do the do, madam became moody and sober and she was like, it's not as if I do this for a living in fact, this is my first time of doing this.. I told the guy that linked us I was broke and needed money to sort out some bills that's how we got to meet..
Egbami ke, who get epistle of judas iscariot?
the deal was payment before we do anything , that's after she might have arrived..
And I Don already transfer the money and seeing her gorgeous body is driving me mad already like I should swallow her whole..
*that seeing me, she believe we can take this beyond hookup that she can even transfer back the money to me.
Saying she won't allow me have sex on the ground of hook up that I should pls agree to date her then she will now come back maybe tomorrow then we can have mind blowing sex as boyfriend and girlfriend..
I was already loosing my patience and almost going mad.. My third leg is already standing at attention..
Thank Goodness I didn't use enhancement drug..
I believed she got carried away with what she saw and I live alone..
Believe me, someone who is not disciplined will rape that girl yesterday.. Her clothe was revealing, erect breast with chunky nipple, moderate ass, figure 8 shape goosh, I Wan die..
I come dey beg that after the sex, we can talk properly, she no gree. Professing one kin yeye love and promising she will be the best I ever had..
I just jejely did soapy in her presence there and she was so embarrassed but she composed herself.. When baba Don calm down, I gave her my account to transfer back the money, and another wahala start again.

iLegendd:
Please, can someone suggest when I should deactivate my account to make my haters happy.

I feel like deactivating.

if you be gay make manilla thunder strike my left yarnsh if you be gay........

The two pictures are same girl, same ass, same hib same leg and las las same body shape. I'm only interested on how you arrived at selling your books to foreigner. Can u elaborate me or put me in line or will u need my WhatsApp line so we could connect more away from nairaland owl

Good afternoon, you mentioned earlier you're an engineer, pls is it a site engineer or other once cuz. I'm planning on relocating to Lagos and I will need all the help and job I can get.
Thanks

Crossroad1:
I don't know where you stay but if you stay where I stay, you won't spill this rubbish.
In an organized estate, everyone minds their business.. Have tried severally to mingle with people or associate myself, no one gives a damn..
Believe me, have not seen up to 10% of people who lives here that I sometimes wonder, na ghost full everywhere?
Even I am an indoor person so shove your low self esteem up your house..
No be mushin or agege wey everybody Sabi everybody.
And before you talk about pako or butty, I was breed and brought up in mushin..
From oloruntosin, to olorunsogo to ilasamaja to papa ajao to idi oro

Shakathezulu1:
Na Edo girl.

Ok, God save this one am with then

Shakathezulu1:
I go Bleep Sarah finish lyk this, her legs go dey shake, when she gets up to use the toilet.

guy no vex oooh, which Sarah u dey talk about and where she dey stay

Not making money, that shit do scare the hell outta me.