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Good evening everyone, any admitted medical student here? And who has seen his or her status on jamb website?

One less ugly ass to deal with!
Good riddance to bad rubbish!

princeakins:
God shld give us the best

He should enforce the"best" on you?

SouthernBreeze:
Eyah!!! Some are just destined to remain zombie for life. So pathetic

Next time you have something to say, save us the long quote!

Kingexcellence:
Good morning everyone. I am a UI medicine aspirant. I need someone to help me with website address to download medical texts like Guyton and Hall's physiology, Keith Moore's anatomy and the likes. I have tried 4shared.com throughout the night all to no avail. Please I need your help on this. Thank you for the anticipated magnanimity.

Don't be faster than your shadow man! You'll be needing those in 200level and trust me when I say, you'll get all you need from your friends before then.

All you need right now is some cool music to put you to sleep. When you wake up, you'll realize life is better off without some people.

Handsome? You just abused that word!

No existing record found!

Across the =
That'll make it"not equal to"

Where's the person or thing she was caught kidnapping?

StupidGoat:
When you know you're not the father of the child!


You just lie straight up to the mother.. "I've never seen her before"

Boring jokes this early could cost you more than Buhari has.

Who's a disaple please?

None. I'd recommend silence.

How many blacks dey those pictures?

While you find it hilarious, I find it challenging to most Nigerian guys who spend half their life eating from their momma and the other half distributed amongst their girlfriends, wives and mama put.

You just asked us to keep our opinions to ourselves yet you want to get likes and comments on this thread? Really?

OP, Wakaaaa!!! I still dey look for the part where she suck your anaconda.

Girls and their issues!

You just sit down idle, a thought comes into your head and you immediately run to nairaland to open a thread.

Your friends tell you their silly thoughts as well and you rush to open another thread.

You watch silly Nigerian home videos and you rush here again.

What's wrong with you??

The same boyfriend that texted you your middle name?

You want me to tell you if you should marry him or not? Really? Did you ask for my opinion before taking a shot of you guys kissing?

For this economy, you allow pride deny you of 1k come dey ask yeye question.

omanzo02:
Thank Buhari administration for your travail!

Buhari has not been ruling for the past 6 years, mugu!

How do you charge your phone? Firewood?

Same person that taught your mum.

You sleep on the same bed with a man when you have other options, you sleep with wrapper when you have clothes, you're not jealous yet you're worried they might be doing something in the guy's house. My friend, gerroutta hia.

My opinion is simple, marry the GST101 you carried over for now. We'll talk later.

Maydew:

I have, you?

Yes I have

I just have to ask, what made a real man her ex and a weakling her husband?

I'm now wondering what the boo in question looks like

Maydew:

I'm cool. I'm also a medicine aspirant

Nice meeting you man! Have you written your jamb?