₦airaland Forum

Theflint1:
Does this include prolonged unlawful detention?

Sportsweb:
This dude called VDM made it look like he was different from other NGO and fundraiser but finally confessed he invested his NGO money for his personal use.

FEGEITOK:
Something similar involved a bank whose name begins with G.

A while ago if you may recall.

This is why being rich and powerful in Nigeria is so different from being rich and powerful in the West.

raumdeuter:
Tony Elumelu is my man of the week and the week just started. I am sure we will start hearing tears about how he is oppressing the poor

I heard he has picked up bloggers who wanted to use his family to trend with fake news

https://www.nairaland.com/8665343/uba-confirms-arrest-3-over
https://x.com/TonyOElumelu/status/2051281259133841748

fredoooooo:
Only God know wetin Obi supportes go do Obi on the day fem go know say na Tinubu he dey work for

raumdeuter:
Politics is not for emotional ninjas. I told people here that ADC is not gathering all the Northern politicians into a party for the purpose of handing to Obi

I told them ADC is for Atiku
I told them the best chance of unseating Tinubu is an Atiku-Obi ticket even though I don't want it to happen

They all said I was not in the country and I should watch what will happen

Now day don break

One day in the future it would be revealed how Tinubu paid Obi to secure his 2 terms as president cos this is obvious to every eye that this is not going to remove APC

BlueRayDick:
It's actually not funny.

When I was in the university I was on the streets hustling to keep body and soul together and cater for my immediate needs as a guy. One of the hustles I engage in was working with caterers either as cooking help, waiter/server at functions and disher(the guy who dishes food which servers/waiters take to guests on their seats)

I worked with a particular caterer who has a gig which she does for some of her clients on quarterly basis. At least I remember going with her on 3 different ocassions.

The caterer is contracted to cook large portion of soups ( efo riro, egusi, ogbono, ewedu, ọfàda sauce, and buka stew), porridge, jollof rice, fried rice and diferrent protein types(turkey, full goat meat, half cow, fish and even snail).

The food are portioned in different sizes and stored in the fridge and freezers. Anytime they want to eat swallow, they will bring out preferred soup, microwave it and turn their desired swallow within the next 3 months.

I doubt the woman of that family have any reason to cook for the next 3 months before the caterer comes in to cook another batch.

These are well to do families living in some of the coolest estates in Lagos mainland. Nothing suggests those families are not happy whether the wife cooks or not.

Since yesterday I've just been laughing seeing people arguing as if there are no rich people who don't cook inside that Redeemed church where Adeboye made the statement. It's not like his statement will scatter their marriage that has survived test of time despite the woman of the house not cooking.

KingTom:
Tinubu for no waste time appoint Amupitan, even if he appoint Oseloka Obi na landslide victory for am next year, look at the kind of fools we have in opposition smh

raumdeuter:
Obi leaves ADC

https://www.nairaland.com/8664885/peter-obi-dumps-adc

Whoever dey run this things for Tinubu deserves national award. 8months to presidential elections all opposition are in disarray

Later Spy360 will start convulsing and throwing tantrums

DissTroy:
Plus a woman who loves you without inhibitions will be extra particular about what goes into your stomach to nourish you. She treasures you.

You both bang like rabbits, exchanging bodily fluids but cooking is where she draws the line?

How wealthy was Adesua before meeting Banky W? Was she an A-list actress?

So throughout university to living independently before marriage, she bought food? She didn't even try to make herself a meal?

She didn't love herself enough to lookup YouTube tutorials to cook at least simple meals, not to mention her lover?

Carrying his babies isn't a thing, but cooking is drawing the line?

So her two sons will never grow up seeing mummy cook for the home?

Feminized men!

raumdeuter:
I guess you are not desperate enough to remove Tinubu which is fine by me

raumdeuter:
The fact is that only Atiku can beat Tinubu.

Obi has to decide which is more important to him,

Removing Tinubu in 2027 or him Becoming president in 2027

If its removing Tinubu then Atiku is the best option for that with Obi being his deputy after which he can now ascend to president after Atikus tenure

If its Obi becoming president in 2027, that cannot happen

If they split the coalition its another 2023 election only that now Tinubu will win by even more and Obi will get even less votes than before.

What Tinubu will want is for 3 candidates ro split opposition votes

BlueRayDick:
Dangote just dey increase pump price of fuel dey go. Na a whole N75 he add to pump price just last week at once.

Everywhere just silent as people don resign to their fate.

BlueRayDick:
When people say "men sexualize women", I feel they just want engagement and nothing more.

Right from time there had always been motels/sex parlors / ashawo houses run by either men or women where women offer opueh services to men who have interest. They are almost everywhere.

Now with the advent of social media those ladies who offer those services became bolder offering those aforementioned services to men who have interest in the most darjng ways.

You would see an half clothed lady shaking her bumbum on TikTok on Snapchat expecting you to comment and DM for price. Anybody saying such men making advances with a price in mind is sexulizing women is just a compound fooool!

Any asss that is shaking on social media definitely has a price and any man who put a price to it is not wrong, neither should he be criticized for sexualizing women. Nobody will start pricing a fully clothed woman who oozes dignity

semid4lyfe:
Two truths can co-exist.

Men sexualize women and women sexualize themselves.

izzou:
The policeman and his team have been arrested and taken to the Force Headquarters Abuja.

This cannot be them

Segedinho:
Them say d victim broda na sojie and dem don go gbe d policeman like this

🚨 The police officer who took the life 💔 of an unarmed young man has been apprehended by soldiers claiming to be his brothers 😳🔥 pic.twitter.com/s9hPdxbhON

— ÃJ.☆☄️ (@AndrenalineJ004) April 29, 2026

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A40:
Are you a urologist or healthcare specialist? I hear a lot of non medical personnel utter this line and my Dr friends typically rebuff this claim

akwesenana:
I heard a fable years ago of a man loosing his 4 kids in a motor accident. They were en route to congratulate him for a successful vasectomy. Now it's obviously a lie, but these are the issues.

BlueRayDick:
The African in me will never allow me do Vasectomy.

Withdrawal is not as easy as people make it seem Sha. If you don't impregnate your spouse mistakenly through precum, you will most likely release wilfully into the zanga hoping it will be her safe period.

And condom just doesn't feel as enjoyable as skin to skin. Any married person already used to doing skin to skin will not find condom sexxx enjoyable

BlueRayDick:
I also just read discussions, reply messages and check out job listings on LinkedIn. I don't waste time on all those Aspire to Maguire stories people on LinkedIn for engagements.

As much as LinkedIn has been infiltrated by the new generation who always try to make a story out of the simplest experience/encounter, it still remains the best place to see job postings you can even send to anybody you know that may be interested.

I am not a pro-Twitter person like that. I use twitter basically for following trends , getting first hand news and following trending topics.

BlueRayDick:
My bro, u have my full permission to overdose on any color of pill going forward . This Roby don too shame men in general abeg!

His simping cannot be explained away no matter how one tries .As at last year he was still holding on to a marriage that should have ended 2017.

I imagine the ex-wife during COVID-19 was in full lockdown with a full grown asss man without going anywhere in the cold American weather. Chai! . The number of time dem don knack his "wife" while he was holding on to the "promises of better life " lasan !

BlueRayDick:
This new movie on Netflix "180" is a good watch and a cautionary tale for people with anger issues.

Personal Opinion : I strongly believe the south African movie industry is miles ahead of Nigerian movie industry/nollywood as far as story telling, cinematography and even continuity is concerned.

ElevationD:
Aside from the creation of Anioma state, Senator Ned Nwoko has been attracting projects in his senatorial zone. His efforts to see the electricity issue in Okpai sorted out is well noted. Hopefully, he can defeat Okowa.

Again, whoever wins between the two of them and Ken Pela, will pursue the same Anioma state creation successfully. As for Anioma state, it is a done deal.