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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 9:41pm On Oct 02
KingTom:
Amaechi ke? Jew wey Wike flog like thief baba talk another thing abeg! Na Tinubu put Buhari for power, in as much as we hate am, when it comes to politics he clears >>>>>>> na him still go Kwara naked Saraki with 'O to ge' he naked Obi for last election, naked Atiku your man back to back
Lol.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 9:36pm On Oct 02
GloriousGbola:
Guess who's back from center of ga ng ba ng
The truth is bitter, isn't it?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 9:33pm On Oct 02
raumdeuter:
Amaechi no get levels na why dem body am easily

How many election has Amechi won in his career. The Rivers seat na Celestine Omehia win before the court handed to Amaechi

Shey na your Amaechi be this?

Cap. Without Amaechi's support, buhari wouldn't have smelled that seat. You know, everyone here knows. Nobody can dispute that fact.

If Amaechi sided with GEJ in that 2015 election, GEJ would've been reelected. Ameachi poured serious funds into APC and also helped mobilize for buhari. His efforts are second only to Tinubu's efforts.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 6:11pm On Oct 02
One day we'll talk about how PEJ cost GEJ that 2015 election. Assuming she didn't try to fvck with Amaechi and others, they probably would've stuck with GEJ.

Without Ameachi and the others bankrolling and support, there's no way Tinubu alone would've been able to deliver buhari.

Nigeria is one abnormal country where spouses of elected officials exercise power as if they were also elected.

The president's wife will be giving orders to governors and senators, an anomaly that cannot be found where we copied our system of government from.

Melenia Trump cannot influence the actions of any Mayor whom is the equivalent of LGA chairman in Nigeria not to talk of governors, but in Nigeria it is a completely different story.

Wives of the presidents here try to control governors. While the wives of the governors try to control HOA and other office holders in the state.

It doesn't end with governors or president wives sef, was it not around 2022 or thereabouts the wife of the then DSS DG shutdown the kano state airport because she didn't want the current governor to access the airport. It was really crazy back then. DSS officials told the man to go back.

If they explain how Nigeria works to the average European or American, they may run mad.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 6:01pm On Oct 02
There have been no news about bandits, Fulani herdsmen, boko haram, iswap, and lukarawa etc recently.

Have they been genuinely neutralized, or did the FG pressure, or bribe media platforms from carrying any news related to the activities of the aforementioned groups? Because I don't trust this APC administration at all.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 4:56pm On Oct 02
Ibime:
Carter no sabi box. Akpi body is open throughout and he is still aiming for the covered head. I for puncture akpi liver with body shots ehn
Mouth is good motors.

E dey sweet to talk for mouth. grin grin

Gloriousgbola, shey na ibime potbelly he wan use box? grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 4:51pm On Oct 02
raumdeuter:
It depends on the area. If you are living in a rugged area the chances of belonging to one of those cults are quite high e.g barracks or ghetto vs if na butter area like GRA you dey

Same way in western nations you are likely to join knife gangs or blood/crips if you dey ghetto vs if you grew up living in suburbia
The funny thing here is you assuming Ph GRA is butter area.

Men mount everywhere. What you could say is some move with more class than others.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 11:45pm On Oct 01
https://www.nairaland.com/8758547/rick-ross-arrested-attacking-girlfriend


Can Rick Ross swear he has never cheated on this girl since he started dating her?

Why is it that almost all womanizers are extremely violent when they catch their main gf/wife cheating?

You cheat with reckless abandon, but you don't want your main partner whom you're supposed to be committed to fvck outside? You think these women are not humans with brains that notice everything you're doing?

You're enjoying yourself outside but you don't want her to do the same. Some of my gender too funny walahi.

This is why I stand by the opinion that it is better to do FWB or explicitly stated OPEN relationship/marriage instead of deceiving yourself that you want commitment when you know you can't commit, because it turns out the commitment they seek is one-sided commitment.


Rick Ross better beg that girl because if she's able to get any high profile lawyer they'll milk him like crazy and still wreck his career. Na Yankee he kuku dey, no be naija wey the girl family and police go beg the girl to drop the matter on the man behalf.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 11:25pm On Oct 01
Ibime:
One man one vote doesn't matter. Tinubu is not Jonathan that will fumble Federal might in an election. Even if 70% of Nigerians vote against him, his victory is sure
It's unfortunate. If GEJ went this route, Tinubu would've never became president.

APC have set this country backwards.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 9:40pm On Oct 01
Without massive rigging and heavy voter suppression, there's no way Tinubu will win reelection next year, the way I see it.

If Nigerians can resist rigging next year, Tinubu will be gone.

Although I don't trust Nigerians, they'll still sell their votes and not do anything about votes manipulation.

Poor and ignorant Nigerians are the problem of this country. It's quite unfortunate that they constitute the majority of the voting population. They'll still collect rice and 2k and deliver APC again.

Things like this is why democracy is a scam in Africa.
Democracy can only work in a fully literate environment without tribalism.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m):
Theflint1:
cheesy cheesy cheesy

This man, gats be trolling sha
Shey reducing the amount of food you eat is not enough. You think say na everybody get time for gym and 20000 steps.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 4:23am On Oct 01
User09:
Just seeing this after my post.

The fact that he indicated both metrics (height and weight) largely used for BMI calculation makes me think he's just baiting
It's annoying when someone makes a post and some of you label it trolling engagement farming et all. That weight scaler in Nigerian clinics is it not measured in kg? The last time I weighed around September last year it was 95.

You people throw words around anyhow, I admit I know it's too much but I've been trying to reduce to no avail, infact I hardly eat now, and yet no reduction.

I can walk for like 10 mins without stopping, although I can't run for 3 minutes straight even if the president of Nigeria ordered it.

If I was obese I would be struggling to even move, but I can walk for 10 minutes straight, and even in the other room I doubt you perform more than me.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 12:56pm On Sep 30
GloriousGbola:
Elder has proudly told us tinubu afflicted peasants that he eats over 15k meat at one sitting. Make we manage with boiled egg. protein na protein cry

Also when everyone is counting their step gains (including one beta male oyibo pepper accountant who thigh always fails at the moment his wife is about to show him who's boss) elder takes his time to tell us he is not about that life and 1000 steps or less is over exertion.
Rest.

Whether you do 500 steps or 20000 steps, it doesn't matter, everybody will still die one day.

You're educated and exposed and yet you're here making silly body shaming comments.

I'm not overweight at all, last time I weighed my weight last year it was 95kg irc. I'm around 5.8-9, is that overweight?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 9:09am On Sep 30
afrodoc2:
Elder the engagement farmer. grin grin grin
You always say this, and it's quite confusing.

Is it that you don't want me to comment on this thread at all? Because anytime I start a discussion or comment on an existing discussion, you label it "engagement farming".

What will anybody's engagement here do for me?? 🤔
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 10:51pm On Sep 29
BlueRayDick:
3 years ago you lamented badly about how Nigeria police are demons who successfully ran a shake down on you because they saw LinkedIn on your phone. You called them demons for not only shaking you down, but also having issues with your irreligious asss.

Today you are telling us " If you have a problem with NPF, you either don't respect yourself or are too greedy, not wanting to give what belongs to Caesar to Caesar.".

So tell us which is which? Did Nigeria police suddenly stop being demons? Or you eventually became the criminal they labeled you back then, so you stopped being greedy by going what belongs to their Caesar?
K.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 10:32pm On Sep 29
BlueRayDick:
You don quickly forget " Ur personal experience" with Nigeria police or you were also a criminal back then?
What's the point of digging up something that happened ages ago?

You should stop this digging habit. I don't dwell on the past.

Whatever happened in the past, stays in the past.

As of now, the NPF are my friends, I have no issues with them. End of story.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 10:26pm On Sep 29
https://www.nairaland.com/8757008/anambra-govt-begins-crackdown-those

Izzou you didn't say anything about this, or could it be that you don't agree with soludo on this? cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 9:25pm On Sep 29
izzou:
grin grin grin grin
The Nigeria police force is your friend.
Only criminals fear police.

Even if you're criminal, as long as you no kill person, if you respect yourself and also give to Caesar what is meant for Caesar, NPF will not have a problem with you.

If you have a problem with NPF, you either don't respect yourself or are too greedy, not wanting to give what belongs to Caesar to Caesar.

Personally, I'm always overjoyed seeing our gallant npf personnel.

Anybody that get frightened seeing law enforcement is a threat to the society. End of story.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m):
GloriousGbola:
because you are grossly overweight you already look old. police dont harass older people like that - they are usually smiling and anything for us. but with youths - you will see unbridled evil and cruelty and intimidation.

police on a good day have hatred for any young guy looking good - and will harass the hell out of the guy

years ago i was in a corolla with my SIL. police stopped me. they were crazily aggressive, because they though i was a young man with his girlfriend


this has been the way it has been since forever. is it not police that killed the akpo 5?

now with yahoo boys it is basically a double edged sword of harassment with intended extortion

they want you to be a yahoo boy so they can shake you down after harassing you

you have not been following news stories where police empty the accounts of young boys after spurious accusations?

my son is actively refusing to start driving because he already knows police will harass the life out of him
The answer is simple, police dey look face, unlike army.

I'm mostly on quality senator wears with expensive chief caps to match, they cannot stop me because they don't know if I'm a big shot, or son of a big shot, or a close relative of a big shot.


If na because of npf, I no go lock gate sleep. I have no problem with NPF.

It's only soldiers that I'm wary of.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 7:25pm On Sep 29
Na greed dey worry some of these yahoo and tech guys.

You don scam oyinbo like 15m, and e dey hard you to give policeman small 2k egunje.

I realized long ago that it is frustration that is worrying npf personnel. That their small salary is making them run mad when they see people doing far better than them with little effort.

If no be lack of foresight on the part of these boys, why not spend small funds to get connection.

If you're not born with connection, you can buy it. Carry senior men along, that money you want to waste in a club, use it to dash dpo, he'll thank you forever.

When you run into problems, club manager and your drugs plug won't save you.
Na greed dey do these guys, they want to chop alone instead of carrying men that matter along so that when they run into problems they'll put call asap.

This is why I always say having money isn't the only thing, knowing how to properly utilize said money is the most important thing.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 7:10pm On Sep 29
izzou:
I always try to keep a distance when I see these common Lexus, Mercedes and Toyota cars, especially when tinted.

I always assumed the driver is a young person who cannot drive responsibly, and many times, I am usually right when you see how they speed stupeedly and overtake.

At least, the next 10 years of his life is lost
But wait oh, why are a lot of young guys always having problems with police?
A lot of them lose it immediately they sight policemen, it makes no sense.

Highest, just give them few rubs without them asking and they won't disturb you.
Whether it's the drugs they're using that is making them have unnecessary scenarios in their minds I don't know.

Why will you sight a policeman and be shaking or feeling fear?

If you know how to compose yourself and also respect yourself, you'll never have problems with the npf.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 9:08pm On Sep 26
cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 7:25pm On Sep 26
BlueRayDick:
I never argued otherwise.

I am saying those who made it here from the old stock and the new school are far more intelligent than those teenage boys and mid-life crisis adult looking for free poosie on nairaland romance section.......Na full chest I use talk am
Stop saying this thing. grin

I doubt the people on romance section were or are looking for poosie, whether free or paid.

Romance section happens to be one of the most popular section alongside politics section. Both young and old converge there, rich & poor etc.

Nobody looks for poosie on nairaland of all places.
Crime › Re: Residents Wake Up In Shock As Thieves Steal 11 Generators Overnight In Lagos by TemporaryHansel(m): 5:18pm On Sep 26
Jayhome24:
Leave campaign nonsense talks face reality shey na Tinubu say make I sleep like a drunkard so tey thief enter my compound carried a whole generator commot?

I'm not understanding this nonsense talk na, cus wetin concern Tinubu campaign with thief wey stole my generator?
Well, If Tinubu delivered on his promise, nobody would still be using generators.

Do I have to explain this to you like a primary school student? Because even a secondary school student will not need this much explanation to understand something so simple.

No be me you go put for talk.
Crime › Re: Residents Wake Up In Shock As Thieves Steal 11 Generators Overnight In Lagos by TemporaryHansel(m): 5:01pm On Sep 26
Jayhome24:
Pls na who do you like this? E nor go beta for that pesin.

So thief stole my generator na Tinubu do am or ask thief to stole my generator or na Tinubu say make I over-sleep so tey thief take commot my generator?

Pesin wey do dis thing to you e nor go beta for dat pesin I swear..
During the 2022 campaign period, Tinubu said if he didn't deliver 24/7 electricity, he shouldn't be reelected.

The video is still up everywhere. The thread is still on NL, you can find it on punch and other major news outlets too.
Nobody put a gun to his head when he made the statement.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 4:57pm On Sep 26
BlueRayDick:
You were only able to do that because the people on the romance section may not be necessarily as smart as people on this side of nairaland.

There are smart people from diffrent walks of life on this section, not some dumb teenage boys and few adults looking for free poosie on the internet. People on this side of nairaland are real people who are actually bright and doing well in their respective fields.

It may take time but they will pick u apart and ur yansh will be in the open soon enough. You don't even need to leave any clue, they will find u out in due time
You're wrong about one thing.
There were more smart people on nairaland back in the day.

I don't know when you joined nairaland, but if you doubt me, whenever you're free, go to threads created around 2010-2016, observe the comments, and check threads and comments from 2017 till present.

You'll notice the huge gap of intelligence in the comments between each timeframe.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 4:37pm On Sep 26
BlueRayDick:
Exactly my thought. The two monikers post so different.

I mean when elder begin use that Temporary moniker to post, it didn't take much long for one to see the signs that he was behind the moniker.

Except maybe maybe DonJ really get some kind diagnosis that can make him switch characters as often as he likes and not slip Sha.
That is because I left hints, and also had no reasons hiding it after the mods refused to restore the elder account which I deactivated by myself, thinking I'll be able to sweet talk the super mods to restore it after seeing gloriousgbola do same.

What user09 is alleging is not impossible. 11-12 years ago I ran two different female monikers alongside my main male moniker at the time(not elder) on the romance section, all three accounts were popular on romance section, and nobody could link either.
It was some sort of experiment.

The only reason I didn't fully believe user09 is that I don't believe anyone has time for such things in this age, personally I only did those things out of boredom, the me of today can never engage in the things I did on nairaland from 2015-2018.

That is personal to me, it is not impossible to think donjazet has enough free time to pull it off in 2026.
But, is there any benefit to that?
Family › Re: Recently Got Married, Thinking Of Buying Keke by TemporaryHansel(m): 9:58am On Sep 26
Spiff20:
It's the same reason I haven't married yet. I made a vow to myself to get my first car before marrying to avoid jumping buses and Keke with my beautiful wife. Let me suffer alone than suffer with wife and kids. It'll be too painful and will add a lot of pressure on my life. It's better to eat once a day as a single man than with your wife and children. No good woman or unborn child deserves to suffer that way. God willing I'll get that car soon. It's not for pride or luxury, but a necessity and for some little respect.
I have two houses that if I wanted to sell them, I'd get up to 60m for both, and that is if I'm desperate. I also have a car which cannot be considered a poor man's car anywhere in Africa, but marriage is far from my mind, it's the least of my concerns.

If some people had only 50% of what I have they would've rushed into marriage since, but to me these things are just bare minimum. I'm still very far from where I want to be.

I just don't get the unnecessary obsession our society has with marriage and having kids.

Don't let anybody pressure you into anything you're not ready for.
Family › Re: Recently Got Married, Thinking Of Buying Keke by TemporaryHansel(m):
When some of us say if you're not financially secure 100% don't enter marriage or raise kids, it looks like we are end timers or irresponsible.

Car is a necessity for a family, how can you be trekking with your wife and kids.

Mehn, personally, I can't do it oh. I rather not marry, than marry when I know some things are not already in place. I'm big on comfort. Quality over quantity.
No need to rush anything in life.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 8:17pm On Sep 25
raumdeuter:
What is normal about using security details in any part of the world to move around or hiding your legit gotten wealth
Una don hold blueraydick for blokus. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 6:20pm On Sep 25
GloriousGbola:
security protocol when you drive with escorts from airport to site

now what is the difference between henry and an expat at this point in time?



it is fine to provide protection for expat VIPs but it makes no sense to do the same for international footballers.
got it
Lol. grin

The Henry guy is a VIP too. He's a billionaire in naira.

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