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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 9:28pm On Sep 16
Theflint1:
Buhari did asset declaration before becoming president, he had less than 300K USD liquidity as at the time he was sworn in, how did someone with such "meager" networth become rich enough for his kids and family to live as lavishly as they started living?
You're funny.
Business › Re: Is ₦500,000 Monthly Salary Enough To Live Comfortably In Nigeria Today? by TemporaryHansel(m): 9:10pm On Sep 16
DickenClarq:
Dear Nairaland mod

Are you guys not tired of this rubb!sh recycled question every month?

If you guys just want to read lies from commenters you will just push this same topic to front page.

Some will tell you confidently here that 500K is not even enough to buy their Tissue paper monthly.
Someone will not fear God and tell you that they spend that amount on satchet water and biscuits per month grin grin grin

May God have mercy





My brother thank you

You should have written the above in Capital letters and also bold it so that they could read this your comment clearly.

This same report have been like this since Jonathan to Buhari and now Tinubu regime. They was a time (2010-2012) that it was revealed that 90% of Nigerian does not live above $1 per day and dollar to Naira then was just 150 Naira. grin grin grin

Nigerians are just filled with loud mouthed online audio millionaires & billionaires mostly here on NL.


May God help us
I don't doubt that there are people who spend 500k monthly on tissue alone in Nigeria. The thing is people live different realities, but the fact remains that the overwhelming majority of Nigerians are extremely poor.

The lifestyle being displayed on social media by few shouldn't distort that fact. And most of the lifestyle online are even fake, or sponsored by means that are not deemed legal or morally appropriate.
Business › Re: Is ₦500,000 Monthly Salary Enough To Live Comfortably In Nigeria Today? by TemporaryHansel(m): 8:07pm On Sep 16
Angelfrost:
Any Nigerian earning such an amount and not living in comfort is clearly punching far above his financial weight.

That's an income over 70% of working Nigerians can only fantasize about.

Many of you just come online to pretend and needlessly grandstand.
70% is too much sef.
According to the NBS, only about 5% of Nigerians have 500k and above in their accounts.

Take into account that there are over 200 million people in this country. NBS is a government institution, so there's a possibility that the real numbers might even be worse.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 8:09pm On Sep 15
Ibime:
In Warri and Niger Delta in general, everyone from HOA members to LGA Chairmen loot yakata

Lagos is a saner clime where a HOA member may not loot wotoporiously because the Lagos APC structure has discipline and some boundaries plus many people to accommodate. Everybody chop small small there
Lagos is really different judging from the replies of lagosians and other SWesterners on this issue, because it is almost impossible to find a former LGA chairman or Former HOA member that is broke here in the ND.

Btw, Obasa is a serious looter. Does that mean only the speaker in Lagos HOA can loot without hindrance.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 5:57pm On Sep 15
For once I agree with gloriousgbola. I read the exchange you guys had on Desmond Eliot, and I was surprised when Raumdeuter and Ronald17 said he has no other choice.

Desmond Eliot has been in the Lagos state HOA for over 10 years.
Are you guys trying to say that, in over ten years, Desmond Eliot couldn't accumulate enough assets and funds to last him and his family throughout the remainder of his life?
Or you guys want me to believe Lagos HOA members don't loot? 😂

There are states far poorer than Lagos that people become HOA members for only one tenure(4 years) and they're set for life. And you want to tell me someone who spent over 10 years will be begging for podcast jobs after few years?

Weird. This must be limited to Lagos politicians sha.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by TemporaryHansel(m): 10:20pm On Sep 14
pu7pl3:
I never knew this
I would have thought Pakistan was more related to Iran/Iraq
Are you serious?
Politics › Re: "I Promise You I Will Be President Of This Country" - Natasha Osawaru by TemporaryHansel(m): 10:15pm On Sep 14
She must be joking. Her fellow women don't even trust themselves enough to vote for a woman to become governor, not to talk of president.

In Uni the Sug president are mostly male, then at the state level, no state in the country has elected a female governor since independence.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 5:30pm On Sep 13
What is the essence of this so called LGA autonomy when LGA chairmen/chairwomen still send the money to the Governor.

The president was just playing to the gallery with that LGA autonomy noice. This is fake autonomy.
Every thing is always upside down in this country, smh.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by TemporaryHansel(m): 9:01pm On Sep 12
Sportsweb:
You don remind me of Nkunku that year way em dey injury.. he was supposed to be the Messiah 😂😂😂 until oga come dey fit and show his uselessness
Ballzproblem didn't allow us hear word untop Nkunku matter. "Fit Nkunku will cook, fit Nkunku will do blah blah". The same people later swallowed their L and were praying for Blueco when Nkunku finally got sold . grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by TemporaryHansel(m): 4:51pm On Sep 12
fredoooooo:
James on the LB na wahala nowadays . Baba no fit run again grin grin cheesy
I think it's time we move on James.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 2:27pm On Sep 12
raumdeuter:
You are not getting it

People with resources have been taking care of themselves before politics. Whether its their finances healthcare hobby vacation etc. All that wont change because they became politician same way Obi did not bring his son to come and school at Anambra University when he was governor
Raumdeuter, PhD.
Gaslighting & propaganda studies.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m):
Spy360:
Benue youths

Why can't Alia mobilise the youths to block the bandits
Thanks for asking this question. I wanted to make a post on this yesterday, but I got busy with events I didn't forecast.

The benue state governor has indirectly mobilized youths/thugs to block Peter Obi from entering benue state two times. This is the second time he's doing it.

Now, it begs the question, if benue had such capable youths and thugs the governor could mobilize, why are they always wailing about Fulani herdsmen and bandits rampaging in benue? It makes no sense.

It is clear all the stories about Fulani herdsmen, and bandits terrorizing benue residents are false alarm by the various benue state governments, we should endeavor to ignore their wailings going forward.

If they can mobilize youths and thugs to block Obi, they should be able to mobilize the same youths and thugs to drive away the Fulani herdsmen, and bandits they always wail about.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 9:41pm On Sep 11
TemporaryHansel:
So Odumodublvck sings about being a tough gangster with total control of his emotions, alpha shit, only to be outed as a weasel. It's so funny fr.
With his lyrics, I would've never believed Odumodu will be a simp, but man has been crying over a girl on X(formerly twitter) for over a month now. grin

Incredible!

Sometimes, I don't see any different between musicians and actors. Instead of telling stories with their songs, they are acting, just like actors.
Musicians are supposed to be people who tell you stories through songs.
Every song has a story behind it, they have their own soul/feel. It's left for the listener to decipher the story, and relate with it.
Personal experiences, and observations..

A story of how you've lived, how you want to live, how you feel etc.. not pretending to be what you're not. 😁 cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 9:32pm On Sep 11
So Odumodublvck sings about being a tough gangster with total control of his emotions, alpha shit, only to be outed as a weasel. It's so funny fr.
With his lyrics, I would've never believed Odumodu will be a simp, but man has been crying over a girl on X(formerly twitter) for over a month now. grin

Incredible!

Sometimes, I don't see any different between musicians and actors. Instead of telling stories with their songs, they are acting, just like actors.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 7:17pm On Sep 11
A40:
Dey play. Person wey don use to escargot, caviar, Cullinan lifestyle.

How you think say she go fit manage with one nwaboy wey dey manage Venza

Unfortunately for am no be like una side wey she fit get access to him money. You leave with what you came with. She no get choice but to stick around till he croak
Crazy that she doesn't have any business she set up with the money she has been getting from the man via goodwill.
There was one time she posted online that Ned sent her $100k as gift. She posted the credit alerts, if she was wise she would've set up some businesses that can sustain her with or without the man.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 6:55pm On Sep 11
It's embarrassing how weak the Saudi military is, despite the enormous fortunes the country possess.

If the current Saudi fights Iran 1v1 without any interference or assistance from any other country, Iran will decimate them within a week.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 9:31pm On Sep 10
@bluerayrick Do you have any idea on how to get or install IPTV or whatever it is called that allows one to watch football and other satellite tv channels on smart tv without using DStv.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 9:24pm On Sep 10
A40:
Instead make I invest in any NGX stock. I rather go to Admiralty way and carry different olosho everyday grin

Was one of those stupid enough to bet on Oando that year. Dividend I no see. Stock I no see sell. I'm lucky my investment was relatively small as I still be youngin back then. I know people personally who have suffered and families completely destroyed even to the tune of losing their breadwinner cos of these useless stocks

These people are just greedy bastards men. Useless rug pull stocks they keep advertising. Brokers also in on the scam
The motto is avoid shares/stocks of Nigerian companies, most of the time it's a loss making venture. Waste of time. If you must buy shares/stocks of African companies, buy SA stocks.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 3:51pm On Sep 10
raumdeuter:
That is because their healthcare is superior to ours

Regarding vacation, British Prime ministers went on vacations outside their country regularly, Tony Blair went on vacation to Barbados while in power
Did their health sector get superior by running away to other continents to receive treatment or by addressing any issues?

At this point, you'd defend anything.

You're telling me for over 50 years we cannot fix our health sector, to the point that the president cannot even treat himself for ordinary cough in Nigeria, and they're not ashamed because there'll be people like you who defend such acts.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 2:48pm On Sep 10
Obi: Look the idea will start from me and people will say it. Nigeria's President must spend his vacation in Nigeria. We cannot continue with this nonsense. Where does other countries ' own spend their vacation? Nigeria President should go to Zamfara, to Borno, to Anambra, to anywhere.


I'm not an obedient, but I agree with the man. This absurdity must end.
You cannot find an European prime minister, president, or king/queen spending vacation in any African country or coming here for health treatment.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 11:40am On Sep 10
abduleez1:
Exactly. Same response I gave to my dad when he was asking me about that ridiculous report that Opay is gonna close.

I didn't even bother myself to check any news or Google any platform. I told him straight up its the work of mischief makers. Because same way as you put it, I deem Opay as a company who's "Too big to fail".
And government or CBN won't sit and watch the company go under.

Na company wey dey plan to open IPO for both New York and Lagos dey fold up in a matter of months? grin grin
First Bank doesn't have as much customers as Opay, and if you remove arrangements they may have with government institutions and states, I doubt they process up to 50% of what Opay processes and yet they were saved by the FG/CBN multiple times.
If not for FG's intervention over the years, First Bank would've probably seized to exist by now, before Otedola took over the bank.

Opay has over ten million users in Nigeria. If over ten million users lose access to their funds at once, do you know the ripple effects and the chaos that'll ensure?

People always spreading or believing such rumors will stop when they can answer that question.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 11:30am On Sep 10
izzou:
The large chunk of false information spreading on social media is worrisome.

People will set ring light, on camera and begin to spread jargons.
The most annoying thing is how even people you think should know better swallow whatever information they see online as fact. Even on this thread there are people who believe whatever they see on X and Facebook.

There are just some things you'd see that, as a rational person you're supposed to know it's false even without a third party clarifying.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 10:35am On Sep 10
https://www.nairaland.com/8744950/what-happened-e-naira-invented-buharis

Disstroy and larride defended this e-naira vigorously back then when we said it was a scam by the APC govt, as usual.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 10:14am On Sep 10
https://www.nairaland.com/8745108/police-arrest-woman-over-fake

This opay issue made me realize there are lots of educated illiterates in this country. I was seeing educated people who claim to be exposed also spreading this rumor, and believing it. I told one that it was impossible, even before Opay clarified it was false.

Opay have gotten to that "too big to fail" stage. They cannot fail, the government cannot allow them to fail because of the millions of people it'll affect, and the aftereffects of such an occurrence.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 8:38am On Sep 10
kodded:
I wonder between an African man or a woman, who between these two groups enjoy passing up responsibility for their failures


Funny enough, before the white men came to the scene, the african people were already major players in the slave market, capturing the weak in the nigbourimg village and turn them to a slave and eventually sell these slaves to slave merchants, but because white man 'cast the update' suddenly they are the reason why nigeria and africa at large are backward


I'm not saying the white men didn't have some fault o, but to blame them solely on the lack of development in africa shows the lack of accountability in africans, this is the same negative traits the black Americans are having today. You see them blaming the government for not doing enough to help their community meanwhile these same black community has received the highest amount of aid in america after the white


The great bob marley said 'emancipate your self from mental slavery' but the greatest emancipation is when we look inward and take full responsibility for our actions and inactions rather than to blame the white man for everything wrong with africa
Like someone said yesterday, colonization has turned into another bogeyman Africans like to lay all their failures on.

Just like religious people do when they blame all their problems on the "devil". They get sacked from work; blame the devil, business moves slow or shut down; blame the devil.

That is the the same thing happening on national and continental level, if government fails to provide electricity or a government institution fails to work properly, they blame colonizers, or CIA.


Colonizers handed a more functioning continent to these doofus that have destroyed everything.

That is one of the reasons some people believe if the colonizers stayed till the 90s, maybe Nigeria and the other countries would be different. But such assumptions leave a bitter taste in my mouth, because it just shows we Africans have failed ourselves.


Decades after independence, almost every African country is still blaming their incomptence and lack of creativity on colonization and slavery. And like you said, it's not like the Europeans founded slavery in the world, slavery was being practiced in Africa and beyond before the European came here. So that excuse should stop flying.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 5:08pm On Sep 09
PapalsBull:
You can't deny the fact that joining various tribes with each having different culture and value that made up present Nigeria isn't one of the problem.
Even if naija is carved up into deferent countries, is it not the same people? Let me redirect you to the same question I asked blueray earlier;

Are you assuming if the British didn't form Nigeria, the countries that would've came out would've been some sort of Eldorado better than the present Nigeria?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 4:19pm On Sep 09
https://www.nairaland.com/8744756/apc-national-chairman-embarks-2-week

See people that have evolved. I have not read of the leaders of the major parties in Japan going to Europe for vacations or healthcare.

We are equal with them, but no African president can take treatment in the entire African continent, they always run somewhere else even something as little as headache. What a joke.

That Tinubu, and I, are both humans doesn't mean I should delude myself that we are on the same level. Patriotism and Pan-Africanism shouldn't be based on sentiments.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 4:01pm On Sep 09
APC should call their thugs to order. Obi's calmness is the only thing keeping his followers at bay, and they're growing impatient with his too much gentleness. Heck, some left him because he's too gentle, in their own words.

I hope they intruct their thugs not to do more than blocking his convoy, because if the man gets harmed, it won't be funny, I doubt he(Obi) would even be able to calm his supporters, if he get harmed by thugs linked to APC.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 3:38pm On Sep 09
Theflint1:
If superiority means whether we're all human beings, then no, they're as human as we are.

But if you're speaking in terms of ability, and future potential, they're not same as us. Think of it this way, they're people of the same age as you that you know deep down can't touch you ability wise, because of where you are compared to them now, the rate you're going compared to them, the decisions you're taking per time, and of course there's the randomness of life. It's no different with countries.

The fact is, given how we've evolved, there's not enough evidence on ground to show that some of these barbaric practices that the white man stamped out wouldn't have still been in play had they not intervened.

Culturally, there's an age difference between our cultures and the cultures of these developed nations, and the faster they evolve compared to us, the more that age difference increases.

The same way not all humans are destined to make it given the limitation of time, so too not all countries are destined to make it (and this includes culturally).
I suppose buy you drink for this response. Well said without sentiments.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 11:31am On Sep 09
sconp:
Colonialism definitely did some evil. However, using current day realities you really think our barbaric cultural acts would have stopped or evolved at this time? Lol.
Even in present day with the amount of influence, technology and knowledge available, what have we made out it?
We still have barbaric acts running in the North, South, East and West.

Maybe it would have evolved in year 2200
Gbam! Thumbs up.

There are still some archaic 16th century customs being practiced in some parts of present day Nigeria, and some people believe we would've evolved culturally without the involvement of the whites. Lmao.

Without the whites, Africa would still be in the 14th century in terms of traditions/lifestyle, technology, infrastructure etc.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 11:24am On Sep 09
BlueRayDick:
I don't know if this Ur post is some kind of Rage bait or you just type wetin dey Ur mind, but I want to believe u are reasonable enough to know that the cons of colonialism outweighs the pros.

Countries like China that were never fully colonized are rubbing shoulders with imperialists in 21st century. I'm sure countries like China too had their so called barbaric cultural practises which the white man would've taken glory for eradicating if they had successfully colonized them and people like u in china today will thank the White men for putting a stop to them.

My point is ; those human sacrifice and other barbaric acts that were stopped and u are here thanking the imperialists coming for it , they would've stopped anyways whether they came to Africa to colonize us or not. All culture evolves with time.

That Mary Slessor stopped killing of twins in present day cross rivers state does not mean the same killing wouldn't have been stopped by now. I mean those people will be interacting with people of other tribes and it's only a matter of time before the barbaric act would be stopped due to inter mingling with other cultures.

The evil colonialism did by forcing different tribes into a so called country for their own selfish profit motive is still haunting us till today.
I wonder if Ethiopia that wasn't colonized is a first world country now.

For the last part, you're assuming if they didn't create the current Nigeria, the countries that would've formed would've been some eldorado? grin There's no proof that if separated, we won't be like Cameroon and niger etc, it's still the same people.

Colonizers are not Nigeria's problem, but Nigerians themselves. I don't believe in that victim mentality when the people(Colonizers) actually upgraded Africans lives, if you look at it without sentiments.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 10:34pm On Sep 08
Bless the day the British entered naija sha. Assuming the white men didn't come, some people on this thread might've been sacrificed by their king because rain didn't fall for 2 months. grin

SS/S carriers were mislabeled as "ogbanje" . Incompatible people get married and bear children with the SS trait, and some people thought it was some evil spirit "ogbanje", sacrifices had to be done back in the day. Even in the 80s ignorant folks still believed in it . Better exposure washed the name away in the 90s.

Or should I talk about killing of twins?


The whites might have many problems, but you have to give them their regards. Who pass you pass you.

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