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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 8:05am On Sep 23
izzou:
grin grin grin grin grin

Why are you bitter nau?

To be honest, I would rather swallow the excesses of the Army, Navy or Air Force than the Police.
Abeg oh. Me I prefer Nigerian police to the useless Nigerian military 💯.

Na who broke Nigerian police dey embarrass, the useless Nigerian military no dey look face.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 8:00am On Sep 23
KingTom:
That was how I went and involved myself in one medical supply contract to Navy Hospital, after the first payment we all used our money to tidy up some loose ends, we were first denied entry into the base and the BABO (Base Accounting and Budgetary Officer) blocked our lines but later picked and explained to us that one Capt. Iyke is the one who handles contracts for the CNS and he's like a demigod who everyone is scared of, he too is not picking calls. We now took our case to the Headquarters Eastern Navy Command, the Admiral summoned the BaBo who was a Commander to come to his office, when the BABO arrived and saw us he just snapped his fingers, after the Admiral advised us and told us not to worry. The BaBo now smiled and said we should just drive behind him to the Base and collect some money, let's just go with him so he can see what he can do, My mama no raise fool sha I tell my people say make we no go but they declined, anyway they drove behind him while me I went my way and wetin Navy use their eye see ehn cry my case come turn Airmark and Ganduje, the CNS retired, Ikechukwu became an Admiral and also retired, BaBo sef now na Commodore going on Admiral cry
The bolded is so funny.

Nigerian military too useless. All of them are the same, if the higher ups are not in on the culture, they would've stopped behaving like this.

I remember getting in problem with one commissioned officer, it wasn't a problem if we go by definition of the word, but this is Nigeria.

The man insisted I must beg him, me I refused, I stood my ground that I didn't do what he was trying to pin on me.

At a point he said I was feeling too big to beg because he's smaller than me or what, it felt like he was trying to prove a point in embarrassing me, by making me say the word"sorry", it was beginning to seem like inferiority complex to me, like play like play, hours wan dey pass and him & him boys no allow me move, I had to swallow my pride and beg him despite knowing I did no wrong, because las las na naija we dey.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 1:10am On Sep 23
izzou:
I have noticed that in the military, the higher the rank, the more responsible they are.

The lower the rank, the more likely they misbehave.

Not in all cases though.

If you see a soldier beating up someone or rough handling them, him rank dey low.
True.

The commissioned officers are mostly calm and exposed, although they still behave as if Nigerian laws apply to them differently.

It is those riffraffs that joined the military as a last resort after failing in every other aspect of life, and receiving 80k monthly, that are hellbent on taking out their frustration on normal civilians, as if somebody forced them to sign up for the military.

But las las, I refuse to excuse the higher-ups. If the higher ranks were not tolerating or encouraging such irritating behavior, they would not be doing it. The higher ranks encourage it subtly.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 11:48pm On Sep 22
rabazamba:
Now this here is downright disheartening, Soldiers are taught to obey the rule of law and always pay for services rendered, let it be the civilian that gives you the item for free. Some of these boys are pompous and overzealous see ehn it is not hard to spot a soldier who has tasted battle, who don see him mate turn to suya live no go get time to dey drag 200 naira with vulcanizers
Story.

Everytime Nigerian military or policemen fvck up, those of you on social media always claim you're different, and those ones are bad eggs.

If you guys are truly different, why are you people not doing anything to change the unprofessional behavior of the other ones offline?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 11:46pm On Sep 22
rabazamba:
But most of us joined the army long after Military rule was ended, it is just outright stupidity from the boys. Many cab drivers reject money from me, sometimes in full uniform, Managers will say oga no worry no pay for that fuel, they want my number like hot cake...


Although sometimes e dey better make person pay, that was how one called me to bring one Hilux and beat boys that were wiring his wife cheesy
They make such requests because they know the Nigerian military has zero ethics. Weytin concern military with who dey wire your wife.

If the force was a professional force, nobody would make such a request to you.

For example, Ibime cannot request UK military servicemen to go and fvck someone up because they wired his wife.

But in Nigeria he can request such because the Nigerian military is a disgrace to humanity.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 9:54pm On Sep 22
GloriousGbola:
One of the unpleasant legacies of military rule is that soldiers have become accustomed to not paying for services

A soldier will enter a bus and not pay
Military is owing discos billions and they can't disconnect them

I was at ekedc for a meeting and soldiers came in to beat up the executives because they had been disconnected

If you have a military contract and you don't have a solid connect they will not pay you and na so e go be.

It has nothing to do with their pay and everything to do with an overbloated sense of entitlement.
This is very improper and irritating fr. And to them, they're always right. Even when they're clearly in the wrong, they never want to accept that they're wrong.

The fact that the civilian leadership is doing nothing about the unethical behaviors of military personnel in the country is also quite annoying.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 9:40pm On Sep 22
User09:
Has always been but of course expect him to deny. He's the Dr Jekyll to dayo

Abeg no put me for talk. I'm just here to learn
How's this possible. Donjazet is a staunch obidient, Oluwu on the other hand has a soft spot for APC/Tinubu.

Their style of typing is different, and the kind of discussions they engage in differ.

It's difficult to believe both monikers are run by the same individual.

Although, the fact that this allegation is coming from you makes it more complicated, because all this while I've known you on this platform, I'm not sure I've seen you make unprovable claims.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 9:35pm On Sep 22
If the FGN cannot afford to pay soldiers properly, they should disband the force.
The only justification for their constant unprofessionalism and irritating behavior is low pay. I can't seem to find any other reason.

I witnessed something earlier today, a military Hilux had a flat tire, they entered a folknizer's shop for pumping, after doing the work for them, the man requested for his payment, but the soldiers refused to pay claiming they don't have money.

Why will you drive your motor to someone's workshop when you know you don't have money to pay for their services?

To cut long story short, the mechanic insisted on receiving payment for the work, and the military guys decended on him heavily. They roughed the man up just for demanding payment for his services, a commissioned army higher up had to be called to intervene.

Now, as a clear thinking individual, can you side with the soldiers on this?

In my opinion, there should be psych evaluation for NG military personnel, whatever training they're being trained is wrong.

Military personnel in Europe, and America can never engage in nonsense like this.

Nigerian soldiers are either too hungry to think straight, or the kind of training being given to them is improper and should be halted.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 8:48pm On Sep 22
User09:
Olowunlol. This donjazet alternate sha. BTW, why do people keep plenty alternate accounts. Is it to pump likes or what?. Thought one was enough

Anyway, we are back to election season, of course this thread is gonna start being full of epistles upon epistles. Make una sha keep am respecful. Some of us read it all to learn about the politics
Olowun is an alternate of donjazet?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 7:16pm On Sep 22
UNLIMITED5G:
reach out to me for this
You're funny. I should reach out to an account created one month ago?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Putin Wins Record Number Of Seats In Sham Elections After Banning Opposition by TemporaryHansel(m): 10:40pm On Sep 21
DrAda:
The entire world is going to the dogs and everyone is keeping mum about it all. Shame on mankind.
At this rate, African countries might as well be reinvaded and rather than our leaders thinking outside the box, we are plagued with cretins and foolish charlatans.
Unfortunately, it has become clear that Africans cannot rule themselves.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 10:37pm On Sep 21
raumdeuter:
Emilokan govt don change am for everyone izzou blue ink wey he dey use type sef don finish
You're not ashamed of typing this? cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by TemporaryHansel(m): 10:15pm On Sep 21
Omoluabi16:
Why is Lionel Messi suddenly in the Ballon d'or conversation? I don tire for this kind A** licking. The guy has won it all. Any other award at this moment will seem forced.
Seem forced? Messi performed in the recently held world cup.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 6:26pm On Sep 21
raumdeuter:
No one is against a rich man is buying expensive gift for his wife

Na the rich man begin tell us lies about how he has 1 wrsitwatch and wears 2 shoes

Person wey get 1 watch dey buy 250m purse for his wife?

Ike gwuru
grin grin grin

When you lie too much you begin to contradict yourself, that is what is happening to Peter Obi and his family.

He has been trying to sell an image to poor Nigerians and the middle class like he's one of them, meanwhile he's filthy rich. Man is an actor.

No Nigerian politician alive can claim he has never looted. When Obi started dropping such lamba, that was when I know this man is not serious even before I went to search his records as anambra state governor.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 3:58pm On Sep 21
Theflint1:
So they didn't know all of this before they were shouting that Tinubu will sit beside Trump? grin
As in eh.

The whole noise originated from Tinubu's aides in the first place.

All these Tinubu's aides will put their master in trouble with needless misinformation.


One minute aide 1 will say Tinubu will attend UNGA and sit on the same row with Trump,

An hour later another media aide will release another statement saying Tinubu will not attend.

To make matters worse our ambassador to the UN even followed.

But now Raumdeuter and co want to gaslight people for asking why Tinubu suddenly is not attending.

Shey we put a gun to Jimoh Ibrahim's head when he was saying the president will not only attend but also sit in front row with Trump? grin


I don't know if it's just me oh, Raumdeuter doing this seems bearable, but gloriousgbola becoming a full-time agbado merchant is irritating to see. undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 3:52pm On Sep 21
Spy360:
You can simply ask your Igbo wife or your Igbo kids.
😂
Damn. grin grin grin

By the way, why is there so much animosity between igbos and yorubas online, meanwhile in real life, they're getting married every week.

No other tribes inter marry as much as yorubas and igbos, but if you come online you'll think members of both tribes don't see eye to eye.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 3:50pm On Sep 21
cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 10:57am On Sep 21
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by TemporaryHansel(m): 10:41am On Sep 21
BlueRayDick:
grin grin grin

What are u even feeling like?

Chelsea wey u dey support wey no brag no lose ? Abeg go siddon somewhere jare.
Wait, let me bring bucket for you. grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by TemporaryHansel(m): 10:18am On Sep 21
Two days later, blueraydick is yet to be found. This is what happens when you brag too much.

No team is invincible, but arsenal fans seem to believe they can never lose, which is why some are finding it difficult to use their main monikers to comment after boasting non-stop on other clubs threads. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by TemporaryHansel(m): 10:28am On Sep 20
Skimpledawg:
Same man that taught us. Man was so good in statistics.

Do you know that during our final year 2nd Semester, Prof told us to use our then textbook in the hall to aid us answer his questions cheesy

We were more confused grin grin grin

Crazy formulas
Any exam that the lecturer tell you to use the textbook in the hall, just know that water don pass garri.
Even with the textbook you'll struggle seriously.
Adverts › Re: Best Virtual Cards For International Payments In 2026 (full Breakdown) by TemporaryHansel(m): 10:23am On Sep 20
Grey no longer exist, they rebranded into Raenest. Their services, and customer service especially is superb sha.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by TemporaryHansel(m): 9:05am On Sep 20
The Odyssey 2026 is a borefest, and it also looks like AI slop.
It's crazy that this movie had a budget of over $200m.
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by TemporaryHansel(m): 10:36pm On Sep 19
zoroby:
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Is this baddestguyp alternate moniker?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 9:08pm On Sep 19
GloriousGbola:
This is what I expect cuppy and Davido to be but those ones are still chasing social media validation like chasing being celebrated as a 'big boy' in school.
Well, some people are not interested in their parents business and lifestyle.

There are people whose parents were big time politicians, but they hate politics and don't want to have anything to do with it.

There are people whose parents were big time business people with thousands of employees, whom want nothing to do with said business.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 9:05pm On Sep 19
Has NL font been changed again or is it my eyes. It's very bold. It's better this way.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by TemporaryHansel(m): 8:26pm On Sep 19
Raphinha with a splendid goal for barca.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 6:27pm On Sep 19
Who else noticed agbero menace spreading to places that never had such before. People claimed Tinubu heralded the agberoism seen in Lagos today, which makes me wonder if this is really a coincidence??

Markets I used to purchase stuff from in Delta, Rivers, and Bayelsa that never had the presence of agberos now have agberos disturbing traders for money. And all this began during this administration. I doubt this a coincidence.

The agberos in the SS were mostly concentrated in motor parks and in rare occasions certain roads, agberos operating beyond these areas was not an occurrence until now.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by TemporaryHansel(m): 6:08pm On Sep 19
izzou:
I heard there's a power and network glitch in the US.

He obviously can't see this
grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by TemporaryHansel(m): 5:29pm On Sep 19
cheesy

Roland17 Hi.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by TemporaryHansel(m): 5:28pm On Sep 19
BlueRayDick:
Whatever makes you sleep well at night bro .
Whenever Arsenal lose, this our man loses his ability to type on this thread. But if Chelsea or Man U is losing we won't hear the last of it. cheesy

Izzou ibime are you guys[s][/s] letting this slide
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 1:05pm On Sep 19
Amoto94:
An acquaintance who worked in ICU in one of the government owned hospitals said he had to threatened storekeeper before they released oxygen to him. This is why I laughed when people say we are good people.
You see it daily interacting with members of our society both high and low trying to abuse little privileges and power they possess and call it smartness.
Whenever Nigerians call someone smart, 70% of the time that person being called smart is doing something illegal.

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