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Car Talk › Re: How Can I Get A Car Without Paying A Dime by Teniolasmart: 8:54am On Sep 14, 2016

cbrass:
Co owner. Lol you better let dad enjoy his car. I so much need a car badly before Dec.31

i will think abt it

Technology Market › Re: Do Your Parents Understand Technology? by Teniolasmart: 12:05am On Sep 14, 2016

in my house my parents call me for every problem as long as it is technical................................ And when i want to explain.....i use big grammar to explain so they will see me as a genius even if d prob is minor

Phones › Re: Iphone 7 For Sale.. (photo) by Teniolasmart: 11:56pm On Sep 13, 2016

PapaNnamdi:
The one I have uses Nokia battery, iPhone 7 lite
If interested com to computer Village, and dial my number

bad badoo badest............................................which company produced d phone........................anyways let discuss price here..............also send pix

Phones › Re: Iphone 7 For Sale.. (photo) by Teniolasmart: 11:42pm On Sep 13, 2016

ifuck 7s is a good phone sha

i need a phone that looks like iphone 6 or iphone 7 physically...............and should nt be more than 10000.........cos na for show off......

Phones › Re: Iphone 7 For Sale.. (photo) by Teniolasmart: 11:40pm On Sep 13, 2016

ifuck 7s is a good phone sha

i need a phone that looks like iphone 6 or iphone 7 physically...............and should nt be more than 10000.........cos na for show off

Phones › Re: Iphone 7 For Sale.. (photo) by Teniolasmart: 11:38pm On Sep 13, 2016

ifuck 7s is a good phone sha

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Car Talk › Re: How Can I Get A Car Without Paying A Dime by Teniolasmart: 10:00pm On Sep 13, 2016

cbrass:
When will you be ready so we do it together

i dont need a car badly like dat cos i am a co owner of one(popsy car)

Jokes Etc › Re: Akpor's Stupidity by Teniolasmart: 9:45pm On Sep 13, 2016

horrmorr:
Akpos in a hurry used the ladies 'toilet in a posh
hotel'
He sat down and noticed four buttons - WW, WA, PP
and APR.
Curious, he pressed WW and his butt was gently
sprayed with WARM WATER, he loved it so much!
He then pressed WA and a blast of WARM AIR dried
him up. Still loving it,
he pressed PP and a POWDER PUFF made him smell
fresh. Feeling pampered,
he decided to press the last button APR.
He later woke up in a hospital.
A nurse smiled and said to him, "Sir, APR means
AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER.
When the machine couldn't find a pad on you, it went
for your balls.
Your balls are in the jar over there."

lol funny guy

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Romance › Re: Help.. This Babe Wants To Ruin Me! by Teniolasmart: 5:36pm On Sep 13, 2016

dont u read ilengends post

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Celebrities › Re: Set To Marry Her After 10 Years Of Dating by Teniolasmart: 1:43pm On Sep 13, 2016

wow nice .......i wish u all d best................................................................................................do u know where i can get customised caps like d one used in ur prewedding pix

Investment › Re: China To Spend $1 Trillion On 6,810 New Aircraft by Teniolasmart: 1:39pm On Sep 13, 2016

while nigeria will will be investing to producing pencils

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Education › Re: A Prof Has Plagiarised My Research. by Teniolasmart: 10:04am On Sep 13, 2016

[quote author=HarkymTheOracle post=49312325][/quote]ok be bye;;.....................take ur wahala and go

Education › Re: A Prof Has Plagiarised My Research. by Teniolasmart: 9:55am On Sep 13, 2016

johndwayy:
This type of thread is not meant for people like you. Please move to entertainment and celebrity section.

come and push me away na

Phones › Re: Pls Help Me With Types Of Tabs Below 30 Thousand Naira by Teniolasmart(op): 11:43pm On Sep 12, 2016

[quote author=franciskaine post=49308374][/quote]it looks good

Celebrities › Re: See The Nigerian Movie Where Children Acted As Main Actors (photos) by Teniolasmart: 11:31pm On Sep 12, 2016

n kan be something is going on

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Education › Re: Guys! OAP Murphy Ijemba Of Brila Fm Is A Nairalander (photos) by Teniolasmart: 11:19pm On Sep 12, 2016

so what should we do..............................................................................................u think stars dont use nairaland.....................................am one of them..........AM A STAR

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Phones › Re: Pls Help Me With Types Of Tabs Below 30 Thousand Naira by Teniolasmart(op): 11:00pm On Sep 12, 2016

franciskaine:
17k

wow that good.................can u post a pix

Phones › Re: 10 Important Things To Know Before Buying The Iphone 7 Series by Teniolasmart: 9:03pm On Sep 12, 2016

all i sha know is that most nigerians will buy d phone to show off to friends and other people not because of it functions

Education › Re: H by Teniolasmart: 8:58pm On Sep 12, 2016

plsssssssssssssssssssssssss am begging u to aleast pretend u have sense............. Abeg.................................dont be a.........................................................lemme dont talk cos of those mods who are ready to ban anybody

Celebrities › Re: Which Tribe Is This ???(pics) by Teniolasmart: 8:52pm On Sep 12, 2016

is that not ur girlfriends tribe

Events › Re: Groomsmen Praying For The Groom Before His Wedding by Teniolasmart: 8:50pm On Sep 12, 2016

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm lasticlacla should come ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...................................the groom looks like my friend daddy sisters boyfriend maid brother

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Car Talk › Re: How Can I Get A Car Without Paying A Dime by Teniolasmart: 8:47pm On Sep 12, 2016

Teniolasmart:
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa it very easy naw........................................................................................................go to mushin or isolo in lagos state.when u sight a car u like just walk up to d driver and ask him for d keys.if d driver refuses to hand it over to u.give him or her a very hot slap............................or maybe a blow is prefereble.............................then forcefully collect d keys from him or her.....................u can thank me later if u are not lynched

Politics › Re: JTF Captures Boko Haram Terrorist In Bama During Sallah(photos) by Teniolasmart: 8:45pm On Sep 12, 2016

am i d only one seeing dis .................................y are d officers not on uniforms

Education › Re: A Prof Has Plagiarised My Research. by Teniolasmart: 8:43pm On Sep 12, 2016

guy ur post is too long abeg......................................................................summarise it for me abeg cos reading lenghty post like dis is like telling me to wash a mango tree

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Car Talk › Re: How Can I Get A Car Without Paying A Dime by Teniolasmart: 8:39pm On Sep 12, 2016

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa it very easy naw........................................................................................................go to mushin or isolo in lagos state.when u sight a car u like just walk up to d driver and ask him for d keys.if d driver refuses to hand it over to u.give him or her a very hot slap............................or maybe a blow is prefereble.............................then forcefully collect d keys from him or her.....................u can thank me later if u are not lynched

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Phones › Re: Pls Help Me With Types Of Tabs Below 30 Thousand Naira by Teniolasmart(op): 8:28pm On Sep 12, 2016

franciskaine:
tecno Droid pad 7C, am currently using it. Clean and up for sale.

how much exactly....................can u send a picture

Romance › Re: How Can I Abort On My Own by Teniolasmart: 2:03pm On Sep 12, 2016

Ok no problem...........

First of all,i know u are lying about aborting anything thing and ur main aim is just to gain like s or views

but if it true then my advise is that u should boil hot water and add grand pepper( 4 cups to be precise)
after that open ur smelly kitus and am sure it is as big as d mouth of my mom biggest pot

pour d pepper and hot water solution inside...............

Am sure the child will not survive d heat and d suffocation............
U can thank me later when u wake up from coma

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Phones › Pls Help Me With Types Of Tabs Below 30 Thousand Naira by Teniolasmart(op): 11:51am On Sep 12, 2016

Hello guys .....................;;;;;; this is actually my first time creating a thread here in d phones section.......

But d things is dat my aunt has been disturbing me that she want to get a tab and when i asked her which one she want she just told me that she wants to me to help her get a new one which will work well and d surprising thing is that her budget is below 30 thousand naira........................so i want u guys to help me with tab that cost below 30000 naira

note:she said she does not want UK used

Phones › Pls Help Me With Types Of Tabs Below 30 Thousand Naira by Teniolasmart(op): 11:42am On Sep 12, 2016

Education › Re: Screenshot: Unilorin Student Differs Admission (faithfulness Or Stupidity) by Teniolasmart: 11:36pm On Sep 10, 2016

i wont comment now;lemme wait until dis post reach fp

Christianity Etc › Re: Ejected Sammoses Enenche’s Widow Speaks (UPDATE) by Teniolasmart: 8:56pm On Sep 06, 2016

wickedworld:
Idiot

have u gone to book your sessions in yabaleft

cos it seems u are getting out of hand

mods should nt ban me oooo cos he started it

Romance › Re: Help! my girlfriend have a bad breathe... by Teniolasmart: 6:52pm On Sep 06, 2016

keep on enjoying d good life bro

even if u don't want to,

do it for my sake

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