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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Platform Petroleum Limited Graduate Trainee 2023 by terpenoid(m): 5:21pm On Aug 29, 2023
Hi, can you give a detailed explanation on how the test went?
Joedominic723:
Got invite today. Test tomorrow
Politics / Re: 'What Is Bulaba?' - Reno Omokri Mocks Tinubu by terpenoid(m): 8:34pm On Nov 18, 2022
Tinubu is a disgrace not only to humanity but also to the Yoruba race.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Indorama Internship Trainee by terpenoid(m): 5:41pm On Apr 24, 2022
Kindly join whatsapp group with this group link https:///I778JUyrorj2XDXoTgJNVR

If you cannot join the group with the link. Kindly chat me on 08160372670 so I can add you up
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Indorama Internship Trainee by terpenoid(m): 1:56pm On Apr 24, 2022
Interview.. chat me on 08160372670
Winna01:
okay. What's the next stage
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Indorama Internship Trainee by terpenoid(m): 12:06pm On Apr 24, 2022
The result came out immediately after the test
Winna01:
how did you calculate the percentage?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Indorama Internship Trainee by terpenoid(m): 3:02pm On Apr 23, 2022
i just did the test, scored 66%, please what's the cutoff
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Airport Aptitude Test by terpenoid(m): 12:06pm On Apr 04, 2022
Are you sure this still stand?

Sureplug123:
I told them, they thought I was lying. It's not a place to work. Senior staffs earn 100k.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Will You Cope If You Lose Your Job or Source of Income Today? by terpenoid(m): 2:11pm On Mar 28, 2022
Been on this shoe before but we bounced back because we do not give up.

harsysky:
I strongly believe this is one of the hardest questions some people would want to ask themselves, but to the fact remains that we ought to be realistic.

I have met couple of guys who had lost their jobs , and it was not funny at all. They tend to be somewhat miserable.

It is never something anyone would wish for their enemies. Even the ones who have managed to build their own houses are not equally spared as I recently met one and had this great pity on him .

Even to my enemies, I would not want to see them in such state as reality always dawns on people when they experience retrenchment. Most people could tell you one thousand and one ways they would have improved their lives if given a second chance, but the truth is it's like comparing theory with practical. Both can never be the same.

Everyone cannot be an entrepreneur hence I would advise we all go into it.

Now to my question, how would you practically avoid this miserable state especially if you are earning now, or how have you avoided it in the past?
Programming / Re: Chronicle Of A Data Scientist/analyst by terpenoid(m): 12:24pm On Mar 25, 2022
YES, it is better you start learning this at this early stage even as a social science student. Always remember, no knowledge is lost.

IamBabsjnr:
Good day sir.
am a secondary school graduate aspiring to study economics and development studies at the uni.i have been admitted and am yet to resume.we have a PC at home which we use for different things.
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my question is,as a social science student,can i learn data science/analysis?
am 16 years old sir.

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Travel / Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 7 by terpenoid(m): 7:28pm On Feb 27, 2022
Someone should please assist with links to apply for MSC in the UK
Travel / Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 7 by terpenoid(m): 12:46am On Feb 26, 2022
I wanna confirm something.. Is the maintenance requirement together with proof of funds?
Health / Help by terpenoid(m): 11:12pm On Feb 18, 2022
Good Evening All,

Please I would need honest suggestions and assistance as regards what I wanna discuss.

My girlfriend has been into pentatozine drugs foe pain relief as she's SS. Prior to now she doesn't take the injection daily but earlier December she started taking it daily. The thing now is that she's taking two dose daily which can be dangerous as she always complain of stomach pain. Kindly advise on ways she can easily stop this act as it is getting our of hand.

Thanks
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ihs Towers Isap 2021 by terpenoid(m): 10:17am On Jan 20, 2022
Mehn I haven't received oh..this is horrible
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ihs Towers Isap 2021 by terpenoid(m): 2:48pm On Dec 07, 2021
It seems we ain't much on this race

BIGBANNNG411:

That's the spirit Debbborah wink
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ihs Towers Isap 2021 by terpenoid(m): 1:26pm On Dec 02, 2021
We just hope for a positive feedback cos that assessment was something else.
Education / Re: Guess The Subject by terpenoid(m): 12:11am On Nov 15, 2021
I will give you 6 and he'd end up giving you 2.
solpat:
My Fine Arts teacher cheesy cheesy cheesy

Mr Tijani grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Help Me Please This Masturbation Is Changing My Life by terpenoid(m): 10:08am On Sep 12, 2021
see porn only when there's a pawn aside...
SeyiFargo:
I started masturbating while I was 15yrs old, hence I have been trying on how to stop it.. All has been fruitless embarassed embarassed..
Anyone with a solid way of stopping this shiit, am tired of it..
All comments are welcomed
Let's push this to the fp so every Nl monikers can help me out ��
Career / Re: What Profitable Skill Can I Learn Now Before The End Of The Year by terpenoid(m): 10:36am On Sep 05, 2021
08160372670
cgokorocha@gmail.com
Thanks
Tomahawk99:

I will love to, let's hope more people show interest. Drop your email address or whatsapp number so that even if people don't show interest i can share the info/links with you.

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Career / Re: What Profitable Skill Can I Learn Now Before The End Of The Year by terpenoid(m): 11:42pm On Sep 04, 2021
Please do, I'm also interested
Tomahawk99:
Get a AWS cloud certification.

Get more info here
https://www.aws.training

NB personally am into infosec as a penetration tester (CEH v11) and now studying for my OSCP (Certification course from Offensive Security the creators of Kali Linux)next year.
Infosec (cyber security) is a good field and there's a lot of entry courses and certifications including free ones that are really good.
I'm 2 months into my study for AWS cloud practitioner, i just wanted to add cloud computing knowledge to my skills. (Maybe cloud security in future)
If there's enough interest i will try to drop links/info on some free but good courses for cloud computing (AWS), Infosec (Cyber security) and Linux OS.

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Politics / Re: New Improved NIN Charges: What Is The Government's Endgame? by terpenoid(m): 10:04am On Jul 10, 2021
I really need that slip, please how can I go about it?
Sanchez01:
I saw this thread (https://www.nairaland.com/6641235/how-print-improved-nin-slip) last night and I wondered why the government can't be consistent for once. It is not just about getting Nigerians to link their NIN to their SIMs now but something else. I logged on to the portal (https://myportal.nimc.gov.ng/) this morning and saw some ridiculous things that only the Nigerian government is capable of attempting.

First, I was greeted with the picture below on the portal and I wondered why a National Commission tasked with regulating identity issues give me CREDITS (I have 30, according to my dashboard). Why would I need to purchase a SUBSCRIPTION from a government's portal; not just anyone but an IDENTITY COMMISSION PORTAL



As if that wasn't enough, I clicked through the subscription link only to find ridiculous tiers of subscriptions; from N100 to N1,000,000, all promising various degrees of credits. Is the government planning on charging Nigerians based on how their NIN QR codes or details are queried during verifications in banks, airports and in other places, particularly government establishments Why am I given 30 CREDITS if it doesn't matter or mean anything?



Not only that, but I also found out that there is a "PREMIUM NIN SLIP" section other than the "IMPROVED NIN SLIP". Although the "PREMIUM NIN SLIP" is currently unavailable, I am wondering why there is a class-play in the NIN slip.



The IMPROVED NIN costs N400 to download. However, I am somewhat convinced of what will likely play out.

1. The NIMC will discard the current slips and will most likely ask banks and other places where the ID is required to only honour the "IMPROVED NIN" or "PREMIUM NIN".
2. This will compel people to download for N400.
3. Say 50 million Nigerians pay N400 each to download the "IMPROVED NIN", this means the NIMC will be making N20 billion Naira from that alone. The number is a worst-case scenario since I anticipate that it will be mandated

MY QUESTIONS

1. Why is an identity commission bent on making money through the provision of NATIONAL IDs?
2. What is the purpose of the subscriptions its portal?
3. Why do Nigerians need NIMC CREDITS and why do we need to buy?
4. Why is there a PREMIUM NIN SLIP
5. Why do I need to pay N400 for a virtual card I will have to print and laminate on my own
6. Isn't it the duty of the Commission to provide Nigerians with FREE National IDs?
7. Who approved of this useless idea
8. Why do I have DEPENDENTS on my portal; implying I could share my subscriptions with them
9. Are the law-making arms of government aware of this daylight Oyenusi stunt? (Not like they are useful anyways but I am not sure there was any discussion on NIMC creating a money-making portal in the legislature.)
10. What is the endgame of government; to sap Nigerians further through insane anti-people policies as always and further create a class divide through the ID cards we carry around?
Business / Re: Did Your Account Get Closed By Your Bank For Trading Cryptocurrencies? by terpenoid(m): 8:10am On Mar 16, 2021
if u trade crypto with quidax and needs quidax money, kindly chat me on 08160372670.
Politics / Re: Bello Matawalle: Not All Bandits Are Criminals by terpenoid(m): 2:06pm On Feb 18, 2021
a robber or outlaw belonging to a gang and typically operating in an isolated or lawless area.
"the bandit produced a weapon and demanded money"
Similar:
robber
raider
mugger
brigand
freebooter
outlaw
desperado
hijacker
plunderer
pillager
looter
marauder
gangster
gunman
criminal
crook
thief
holdupper
rustler
highwayman
footpad
reaver
snaphance
cateran
mosstrooper
MILITARY SLANG
an enemy aircraft.
Definitions from Oxford Languages

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Foreign Affairs / Re: South Africa's Military Ends Hijab Ban For Muslims by terpenoid(m): 2:03pm On Jan 29, 2021
a military personnel wearing Hijab, what a country!
Politics / Re: Abdulaziz Nyako: I'm A Herdsman & A Senator, You Must Ban Cow Meat First Before by terpenoid(m): 2:01pm On Jan 29, 2021
if this fool of an human being can become a senator, then Buhari is a saint for becoming a president.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Graduate Trainee Recruitment At Custodian And Allied Plc (CAP) by terpenoid(m): 12:06pm On Oct 07, 2020
Kindly chat me on 08160372670 to give you direction on how the first test went.
Teejay1511:
i'm writing today missed the first test but was resheduled.
Investment / Re: Oxford Group Of Companies Investment by terpenoid(m): 5:56pm On Sep 30, 2020
Chat me on 08160372670 for the island office and other info
adexweird:
Hi, where is your office on the island

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Education / Re: How The Best WAEC Student In My Set Never Wrote The Exam. by terpenoid(m): 11:27pm On Aug 27, 2020
That was exactly how a cattle rearer graduated with a 2.1 with the top 10 best in my class back then, someone that doesn't know what Hydrogen and Oxygen would yield when they react....am still angry that I didn't focus on yahoo back in school, after all the hard earned result, am still struggling to secure a Better life....
Muna4real:
Examination malpractice is becoming worse as the days go by especially and in fact, only in Nigeria. Students no longer read ahead for their exams. What they do, is to "gather " money for the exams. The rate of exam malpractice has risen to the extent that even parents are involved in this shameful act. Let me tell you my story.

I sat for my WAEC exams in 2017. I actually started preparing for my exams in ss2 ,because I knew that my parents will never ever pay for Expo, and so I had to respect myself and do my best. While the exam date was approaching, I discovered that most boys in my class were not coming to school frequently as they were . As the class monitor, I was always marking them absent in the school register. So one day I decided to ask them why they don't come to school as often, and they told me that they had to gather money for Expo . They said that they cannot kill themselves reading everyday when they can just pay to pass. I was half surprised because they were not doing well in class Afterall. I tried to make them drop the idea but it was a fruitless effort.

My principal later appointed a particular teacher to be the school's exam coordinator. This man Ehh, is the state's top run's man. He runs for waec, jamb, neco, post utme, in fact, he is a top runner( so he made us believe). As the exams were approaching, he started collecting money for Expo, and he collected based on the importance of the subject. Example

Maths -5000

English -5000

Chemistry -5000

Physics -5000

Biology 4000

Commerce -3000

Tie and die -1500,and so on.

Students were paying and since I couldn't pay, I was reading. I became as thin as a broom stick. The teacher was even registering people who will not even write the exams. Those ones payed about 60000 . They couldn't write because they were working. I got to know all about this because this teacher will tell us to our faces to bring our loved ones who are willing to pay.

When the exams came, the first subject we wrote was maths. My people, come and see runs. I haven't seen any like it in my entire life. Those who payed were sitting at the back while we were sitting at the front. Sometimes the invigilator will taunt us and laugh at us because we refused to pay. What surprised me more was the amount the invigilator collected. My people, he requested for 350000. My class was large and in fact, another school was joining us, so we were up to 300. Our "Expo teacher " payed the money and added a slaughtered fowl which he asked me to buy (as the prefect of the class). I didn't know that I was buying fowl for an Expo invigilator ohh. He just said that I should buy fowl and I bought.

Through out the days we wrote the exams, the invigilators were payed. The teacher was writing personally for those who couldn't come to the school to write. He would take answer booklets, ask other teachers for the answers to the ones he doesn't know (all teachers were working together), write for them and submit. I wasn't scared because I was confident in what I wrote and in fact, the exams were simple for me . I only had difficulty in physics.

My people when the results were out, I passed ohh but guess who was the best student. The best student of my school 2017/1018 session was a pump attendant at one filling station in sapele who didn't even know the address of my school. He was one of those students my teacher was writing for. Chai. Ahh this life no balance.

When will malpractice stop in Nigeria? When will our youths begin to see that malpractice damages the society. These days, there are half baked graduated everywhere. Why? Why can't they just put enough hard work if they want to pass exams? Why?

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Career / Re: ACCA Aspirants, Students And Chartered: Lets Meet Here by terpenoid(m): 1:04pm On May 27, 2020
Hello guys, I'm new here, can someone show me around?
Food / Re: What Food Items Are Taboo In Your Traditional Nigerian Culture? by terpenoid(m): 6:10pm On Apr 14, 2020
I am from ukwani of which i ate snail knowingly and nothing happened, what you don't believe will never work for you,
Ishilove:
Snails. Ukwuani land.

I've never eaten snails, will never knowingly eat them. If one unknowingly eats them, you're supposed to induce vomiting. If you can't, you're to go for ceremonial cleansing.

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