Oya meshonu. Whiteboy neva do? Abi na 2inch pomo an taco burrito u wan begin shop?

Tetchiness:

I guess this is the result of illiteracy in Nigeria.

ok, let me break it down to you:

TOH: where is NEGRO from?
Me: From Ijebu


this conversation mean that the user I.D NEGRO [b]not [/b]Tetchiness is Ijebu! ok?

teki why yu deh take time deh dis me a whole papa? na one kain question i take style ask yu weh yu kon begin deh abuse me. nuh be yuh fult ah no blame yu. carry style deh use iya ijebu begin cuss mi.

CH3COO:

teki why yu deh take time deh this me a whole papa? na one kain question i take style ask yu weh yu kon begin deh abuse me. nuh be yuh fult ah no blame yu. carry style deh use iya ijebu begin cuss mi.

arrrrrg, plz, it's hard to read that kind of grammar.
oya, e don do. . goodbye
and i was not abusing, thank you very much

Toyin, bawo lo se mo pe Ijebu ni mi?

TOH, gambari ni mi

Negro, which one be gambari?
& why do I keep thinking omo Ijebu ni e?

because everyone that speaks Yoruba and is not from Ekiti, to you, is from Ijebu land.

Gambari = Hausa

Negro_Ntns:

because everyone that speaks Yoruba and is not from Ekiti, to you, is from Ijebu land.

Gambari = Hausa

Hush jare. . .you're Ijebu!!
and Btw, that's your problem with Ekiti. . .tell am now o, b4 I unleash on you
O kin se aboki jor. . .ori e ri bi ori omo Ijebu

I missed all the fun!!!

Oniranu!!!
What fun did u miss??

All the loff toasting!

Whos your oniranu?
Jackal dont make me have to come down to Peckhan Rye to find you!

Look at this Brixton babe . . . . .
You think everyone's like u?

This dude stays in Kensington gardens now, eat your heart out!!!

P.S. Did u actually date a Mexican geezer?

No Jackal strictly chocolate all the way.

What 419 activites got you to Kensington gardens? Nice

LadyT:

No Jackal strictly chocolate all the way.

What 419 activites got you to Kensington gardens? Nice

Chocolate me ass!!!!
What abt the Eastern European geezer i saw u with @ Finsbury park??

419 activities at Kensington? You are taking the piss.
I just moved house so u better recognise!!!

Jackal I got a nice house here to sell you. What better time to invest and own a piece of America than now with sterling trumping the dollar!

na here negro my darling dey?

Ehn nah. Darling abi u want make I comot. I go go give political speech for yonder. Then come back later come give my wife her flower for today. Lmao

Negro_Ntns:

Ehn nah. Darling abi u want make I comot. I go go give political speech for yonder. Then come back later come give my wife her flower for today. Lmao

ashewo. . how many wives?

Negro_Ntns:

Jackal I got a nice house here to sell you. What better time to invest and own a piece of America than now with sterling trumping the dollar!

Nah!!!!!
I love it here in the UK. . . . I wouldnt want to be caught up in anutha 9/11.

@ negro

We don't need Jackal in America, please

Lol, I am married to TOH, T, Tetch and Jenny. Jenny u gonna have to adopt the "T" initial if you want to be in this harem of mine.

Look, I'm stepping out for few hours. Taking my daughter to go eat and movies. She is my date for tonight. Toyin watch ya mouth, don't forget mah right hand, my rod hand, the thunder hand, Ya feel me? Lmao

It's not me you're married to. Sorry, am not into Ijebu or aboki men!!

Negro_Ntns:

Look, I'm stepping out for few hours. Taking my daughter to go eat and movies. She is my date for tonight. Toyin watch ya mouth, don't forget mah right hand, my rod hand, the thunder hand, Ya feel me? Lmao

awwwwww, you have a daughter?
that's cute!

Make me watch my mouth na
no be thunder, faya nko?

Jackal, please reserve a room, Toyin is being emigrated to Kensington Heights with you.

The same thunder you're holding go strike your ynash. .

I'm out!

stillwater:

@ negro
We don't need Jackal in America, please

You are not serious. . . . .
A Somalian immigrant shouldn't even be talking here.

Jackal:

You are not serious. . . . .
A Somalian immigrant shouldn't even be talking here.

Lol. At least I did not travel the desert on foot as your hungry brothers do to catch a ship to Spain in order to get to the UK. I used a plane Jackal can you beat that, you expert trekker. Your expertise is needed at the Olympics for the marathon races.

stillwater:

Lol. At least I did not travel the desert on foot as your hungry brothers do to catch a ship to Spain in order to get to the UK. I used a plane Jackal can you beat that, you expert trekker. Your expertise is needed at the Olympics for the marathon races.

I am not convinced u used the plane. . . . .How did u know peops trek the hot desert searching to be FREE!!!
Are u sure u were not many of those immigrants that attempted to swim from Mogadishu to NY??
Fess up. . . . U were picked up by coast guards.

Jackal:

I am not convinced u used the plane. . . . .How did u know peops trek the hot desert searching to be FREE!!!
Are u sure u were not many of those immigrants that attempted to swim from Mogadishu to NY??
Fess up. . . . You were picked up by coast guards.

Lol. I read the news. . .I like to be aware of what goes on around the world or don't you read the news? Never thought you would be oblivious to your own trekking tactics and talents. Be proud of your talents, jackal.

stillwater:

Lol. I read the news. . .I like to be aware of what goes on around the world or don't you read the news? Never thought you would be oblivious to your own trekking tactics and talents. Be proud of your talents, jackal.

U must have me confused with someone else. Le Chacal trekking in the desert?
It's highly laughable . . . . .
Eastern Africans are known for their ability to travel long distances (a la Gebrsellasie) and with your long legs, i have no doubt you were born n raised in Somalia. Did u leave before or after the death of Mohammed Farrah Aidid in 1996?

Jackal:

You must have me confused with someone else. Le Chacal trekking in the desert?
It's highly laughable . . . . .
Eastern Africans are known for their ability to travel long distances (a la Gebrsellasie) and with your long legs, i have no doubt you were born n raised in Somalia. Did u leave before or after the death of The Great Prophet Farrah Aidid in 1996?

Why are you lying? Were you not the guy with pink lips scaling the Mediterrrenean sea, shivering in fright as a stowaway in one of the cabins of the ship. . . on your trip. . . did I say trip? escape to Spain from Nigeria is more like it. Please confess and stop being modest of such determination to survive the desert and the sea. I have to give it to you, boys would have died but you survived. What a man!!!!!

stillwater:

Why are you lying? Were you not the guy with pink lips scaling the Mediterrrenean sea, shivering in fright as a stowaway in one of the cabins of the ship. . . on your trip. . .did I say trip. . .escape to Spain from Nigeria? Please confess and stop being modest of such determination to survive the desert and the sea. I have to give it to you, boys would have died but you survived. What a man!!!!!

Faux!!!!

I have a credible witness in Father Francis. I met him on the plane on ma way to the UK.
Believe me, i can bring him here to testify i didn't do the modern day EXODUS u attempted in 1996.
One can understand geezers walking through the desert for 40 days n nights but for a young chic like u. . . .I doff me hats.
With the right links. . . . . . I could get u a role in the next Lara Croft(sequel) audition.