₦airaland Forum

femmy2010: We no vex ooO,Carry on.

Mamacita007: for soccer moms

CFCfan: A PTA meeting

cexplorer: Thanks.

CFCfan: Ok. Smoke free clubs are a rarity though.
And second-hand smoke is quite dangerous too.

Here in California, I learnt that the only places (apart from Church) that is both smoke free and alcohol free are the 'Gentlemens' clubs.

CFCfan: A workout unique to the ladies.
You mean you'll only do it at home?

kpolli: So you're practicing it to do it where then?



So u can twerk.... Hmm

kpolli: Now why would you do it front of a mirror and not in a club?

plaetton: I guess we might as well erase the word " thought" from the dictionary and replace with holy ghost.
And while we are at it, we might as well replace the word " conscience" with the word holy ghost, and the word good, with "holy ghost".

Isn't it hilarious how christians lay claim on everything.
So the holy ghost is no longer for people who believe and accept jesus, but goes around infesting the minds of atheists too?
Then why are people still atheists, muslims, Hindus, etc?
So with the holy ghost in all of us, we can still be free to reject all the Abrahamic bullshyts?

Oh, and by the way, where was the holy ghost in the hearts of people of faith who have committed great evils since the dawn of humanity?



This is new and very interesting indeed.

GeneralShepherd: When you have a rational mind,nothing scares you.

If a cat mews at night? You call animal services,if you dey naija you lay otapiapia for the cat simple case solved!

If a plate crashes in your kitchen at night? You simply go clean it up and stack your dishes carefully next time!

If rats make awkward sounds at night in your home? You leave out your old auntie in the village and apply otapiapia as in number 1

If your Samsung galaxy soils,you take it to a qualified technician not claiming like many nairalanders than god is now a phone reairer!

Demons exist only in your head,same goes with god and the holyspirit

When you take out spirituality, you enjoy life and your loved ones,appreciating live knowing you could loose it all in a matter of seconds! No god needed

P:S; its funny how I still hear the still small voice in my head when I want to do wrong! Its either the Holyspirit lives in me an atheist or the human conscience is inherently a part of us. No god needed

okeke2: @pagan9ja hey look at me "i'm in a traditional cult uhh-
uhhh i'm really tough hunh, so i
jerk my buddies off every full
moon and we all share the same
girl uhhn huuh
and we all wear matching outfits
like girl scouts!!!!"
;Dhey look at me "i'm in a cult uhh-
uhhh i'm really tough hunh, so i
jerk my buddies off every full
moon and we all share the same
girl uhhn huuh
and we all wear matching outfits
like girl scouts and nerds!!!!"

Mamacita007: so thats what nairaland girls do with you at the club mmmmmmm

Mamacita007: https://www.jamspreader.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/tumblr_mjrth2GwnE1s5pw3uo1_500.gif

Mamacita007: there is a funny video of a girl that was twerking and fell into flames of fire

CFCfan:
So its just that popular dance move at the club.
I'll move closer to her

CFCfan: I'm watching

CFCfan: Alright. I've come

CFCfan: Abeg, wetin be twerking?

Dis Guy: dunno, something catchy and texasy

too short- tex trex

sandijey: Am good dear! Worried as well, but amsure he is fine. We should just remember him on our prayers.

HumbledbYGrace: Its the marriage issue....there was someone whom I met some time ago and we have been friends and from friends to dating etc. I thought I could bring him closer to God, he is a theist by the way. Well I have dated our brothers you know, thee christian brothers and the two most serious relationships I had ended up so not good. So much bad vibe between us that we don't talk nomore, so Mr theist came into the picture and though we have had our ups and downs he asked me to Marry him three months ago. I decided to give him a try, it was out of this world, the glitz and all, showing the ring off eish, but now I feel like I messed up and I don't know how to break it off.

I just can't!

doubleDx: Yahaweh is with his servant! I believe OBADIAH is fine....He'll be back soon, incarnated though

sandijey: Hello tex!
Am sure he is fine
There must be a cogient reason he Left!
Obadiah Wouldn't just abandon Us like that

HumbledbYGrace: Since Uju brought it up, I kinda have a confession to make.

Humphr....maybe not.