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Literature › Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by texanomaly(f): 2:30pm On Jun 15, 2013
flow1759: You dey pray make e finish?

No worry, your prayer would soon be answered. Very soon.
I don't think that is what he meat. Make I interpret am? grin
Literature › Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by texanomaly(f): 2:04pm On Jun 15, 2013
OMG! Just finished reading the update. shocked
Literature › Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by texanomaly(f): 1:50pm On Jun 15, 2013
Habybullah: Flow u wicked oh! Weh person bn don de happy say em don win bet! Any way sha... One down, 2 to go!!! Mr Flow knows what m talking about ...or so I tot! Yo Texa! ...is that ur pic on ur profile?! Welcome 2 dza ministry all the same!
There is a baby as my profile pic. undecided
Christianity Etc › His Gift by texanomaly(op): 12:53am On Jun 15, 2013
As a teen, I had a recurring dream. I had this dream several nights a week for three months. I then had the same dream over and over again many times during the next three years. I have also had this same dream throughout my life, though less frequent.

In this dream I am walking along a cliff. There are many others walking along the cliff. Some, I know, and others are unknown to me. As I am walking, I venture close to the edge to look down. When I do, a giant snake comes up behind me and scares me. I lose my footing, and tumble over the edge.

Every time I have the dream, I grab hold of something, a branch, a rock, or a root. I then begin to climb back up. As I am climbing, I gaze toward the top. Waiting there is Jesus Christ. He is beckoning me to come toward him. I continue to climb. All the while he is saying, “Keep coming. Don’t give up. I’m here. Come to me. I claw and scrape my way to the top, where I collapse into His arms.

The dream comes to me when I venture away from His path, or I need Him. It is a warning not to stray too close to the edge, and a sign of love and affection. It tells me to stay close to the Savior, to seek him always, and to continually move toward Him.

The dream came to me when I was struggling with the Atonement. I felt that there were things that I had done that would preclude me from receiving its blessings. Thus, making it impossible for me to ever be worthy of it. My dream helped me to see that my loving Heavenly Father knows my heart. He sent His son Jesus Christ to suffer and to die on the cross for me. My Heavenly Father and Elder Brother, Jesus Christ, love me that much. How could I deny a gift such as this.
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Literature › Re: The Saviour I : The Adventures of Athanasius. by texanomaly(f): 9:21pm On Jun 14, 2013
VanTee20: I'll update tomorrow. Thanks
I'll be here. smiley
Literature › Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by texanomaly(f): 8:57pm On Jun 14, 2013
[quote author=d_boye]na true you yarn. if she no quick catch up make you even flog her like ur English teacher take flog u for primary sch.[/quote]shocked
Literature › Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by texanomaly(f): 5:28pm On Jun 14, 2013
ambivalentstate: . Chai Madam Texa u want make we teach you our language abi? You no know say we dey pay school fee to learn your own language abi? ok make a start *draw a sit closer pick up a chalk and slate* but your fee is $5000 five thousand dolars no I mean $500 five hundred dolar
why would I pay you when I have so much help for free. Thanks anyway.
Literature › Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by texanomaly(f): 4:04pm On Jun 14, 2013
um...I...um...I...uh...
Politics › Re: US City Moves To Ban Sagging by texanomaly(f): 2:37pm On Jun 14, 2013
Alfa Seltzer: It doesn't need to reach supreme court. Even a local court with a good judge would see the illegality of the law.
true
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Politics › Re: US City Moves To Ban Sagging by texanomaly(f): 2:35pm On Jun 14, 2013
Alfa Seltzer: I don't like sagging neither but I would challenge the law in court.
It's America: If it goes to the Supreme Court, it will be overturned.
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Politics › Re: US City Moves To Ban Sagging by texanomaly(f): 2:32pm On Jun 14, 2013
Bigflamie: BS.
BS story or what I said?
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Politics › Re: US City Moves To Ban Sagging by texanomaly(f): 2:07pm On Jun 14, 2013
hmmm...Wildwood was always a fun place. I enjoyed going there when I lived in Jersey. I never really noticed the sagging. Maybe I am so used to it that I no longer notice.
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Literature › Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by texanomaly(f): 1:57pm On Jun 14, 2013
stop derailing the thread with this. I like the story.
Literature › Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by texanomaly(f): 1:40pm On Jun 14, 2013
SpicyMimi: Wow! Finally here...kinda addicted to this story. Flow u r really good...and i also fnd d comments here funny nd interesting!

Btw ve seen ur pics nd u r cute.

Whispering * i think Tex got a very, i mean very BIG Crush on flow*
We have never met, and have never spoken IRL. How will I have crush? I am in love with his pen. grin
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Literature › Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by texanomaly(f): 12:06pm On Jun 14, 2013
The phone woke me. Nigeria calls me. In my dreams and when I am awake.
Literature › Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by texanomaly(f): 11:14am On Jun 14, 2013
Flowey kiss I'm going back to bed. I will check you later.
Literature › Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by texanomaly(f): 10:35am On Jun 14, 2013
@ j-slimz: thank you...Flow, na u make me wake up o!! Make u no fall my hand. Abeg come update.
Literature › Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by texanomaly(f): 10:15am On Jun 14, 2013
Flow, you know 6 hours separate us. It is 4:15am here. I wake just for you. U go disapoint am? Abeg update
Literature › Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by texanomaly(f): 9:57am On Jun 14, 2013
We need to stop this and call for Flow to update. Floweeeeeeeeeeeee? Your fans dey wait am O. LOL I think that is right.
Literature › Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by texanomaly(f): 9:53am On Jun 14, 2013
Mr Troll: shocked oya when im comot na u go show d package cheesy
bf tell me to say something to u, but call was dropped...i'm not sure my mouth can say the words he say. Besides they would have been censored.
Nairaland General › Re: 190 Thread On Funny Pics by texanomaly(f): 9:41am On Jun 14, 2013
Bahahahahahahahaaha!!!
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Literature › Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by texanomaly(f): 9:38am On Jun 14, 2013
my bf told me to say this.
Literature › Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by texanomaly(f): 9:35am On Jun 14, 2013
Mr Troll: can I see the back? I need to be sure you're telling the truth.
na for my guy only O!
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Literature › Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by texanomaly(f): 9:21am On Jun 14, 2013
[quote author=nu-well]Here's some help. He's saying, 'It seems you are not (really) a white person. You are an Igbo person who went to the white man's land.'[/quote]LOL...I've been told I must have some African heritage in me, because of my backside. I think God was laughing when he put it on a white woman.
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Literature › Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by texanomaly(f): 9:11am On Jun 14, 2013
flow1759: How you take know say "white, father and child" dey for wetin i talk?

O di ka e wughi onye ocha o. E wu onye Igbo gara Obodo Oyibo.
You realy want me to work for this, don't you? It is ok. I told u. I love languages. I go sabi am. u go see am O!
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Literature › Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by texanomaly(f): 9:05am On Jun 14, 2013
fujirice: In igbo language, there is something called "Olu mba" (a people's dialect) and "Igbo izugbe"(universal Igbo language[if I'm not mistaken]). I think most of the Igbo Flow's spoken here is Olumba(his own dialect) hence the reason why you didn't see it in the Igbo dictionaries; eg the "wughi" you talked about is "bughi" in Igboizugbe(universal igbo).
bughi was not there either, but thanks. I got:what does this name mean, and a bunch of youtube videos. Can u translate?
Literature › Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by texanomaly(f):
flow1759: How you take know say "white, father and child" dey for wetin i talk?

O di ka e wughi onye ocha o. E wu onye Igbo gara Obodo Oyibo.
I no sabi. I type in Google translate. No work. I type: what does this mean? I get Igbo to English dictionary. Problem is: not all words there. I think you mix with Pidgen or dictionary not complete. Without all, no sabi am.

This is what I got: Husband (so that, that, as, like) e wughi white man O. E wu Igbo man gara town white person.
The words left untranslated are not in this dictionary. Is "e" it? I know what "O" means. These are words I can not get: wughi, wu, gara. Does gara mean small or maybe less? I may have heard that in a Psquare song.
Literature › Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by texanomaly(f): 3:13am On Jun 14, 2013
Please, please, please
Literature › Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by texanomaly(f):
can you interpret what Flow said earlier:e wu onye ocha nwa nna ya di ojii...Where are the Ibo when you need them? wink Abeg
Flow! I don dey colo. You knew this would drive me crazy. My Ibo friend is sleeping and I can't ask till tomorrow. angry
Literature › Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by texanomaly(f): 2:52am On Jun 14, 2013
I'm laughing at your story...I still don't know what you said earlier...something about being white, fathers, husband, child, I don't know. and thanks for the dedication
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Literature › Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by texanomaly(f): 11:13pm On Jun 13, 2013
thanks mods for watching my mouth
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Literature › Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by texanomaly(f): 11:11pm On Jun 13, 2013
thanks undecided u make a comment like that, then you run away...chicken sh.t
interpretation: coward

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