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LiteratureRe: Man Wey Dey Reason by texanomaly(f): 11:08pm On Jun 13, 2013
Madawaki01: eeehhhhnnnnn!!!
A YAFF DIE[/B]
[b]mo ti ku
Dare I ask?
LiteratureRe: Man Wey Dey Reason by texanomaly(f): 11:07pm On Jun 13, 2013
Flow, thanks for the interpretation.
ComputersRe: Nigeria Ranked Sixth In Internet Security Threat by texanomaly(f): 3:58pm On Jun 13, 2013
interesting
PoliticsRe: What Is Really Wrong With Nigeria by texanomaly(f): 2:31pm On Jun 13, 2013
Wizee: Tribalism
It can destroy a country, any society actually. Unfortunately, it sometimes takes great tragedy to bring a country together.
PoliticsRe: What Is Really Wrong With Nigeria by texanomaly(f): 2:25pm On Jun 13, 2013
[quote author=CROWÉ]Nigeria's problem is that we reacted poorly to the civil war, instead of reconciling the issue, figuring out why the Igbo felt the need to wage deadly war we chose to strip them of the power to do so ever again and guaranteeing that no one else ever could, power is power, you cannot be selective of what you deny people, you simply deny people all power or no power, the Igbo states as well as all Nigeria was stripped of the power to resist government and everything else and here's the kicker, the power and resources required to develop goes along with it, all handed to the presidency. One man to rule over 170 million people, it is far far too much work and he is bound to fail. Now we have state governments who cannot really do anything and local governments that serve to hinder and infringe on state power only. The entire system of government doesn't work, by worrying more about potential for abuse rather than development we have created a centralized government that is overwhelmed in its duties and cannot be held accountable meanwhile most of the nation is powerless to effect change in the nation and everything has gone south, nothing outside the presidency is of much matter and therefore everything fails.

In short, the presidency and its imperial powers are what is killing Nigeria because the result is that the rest of the government has no power.[/quote]Sounds like you need a "Checks and balances" system. Forgive me for butting in. I am not Nigerian. Perhaps my view is not relevant. I mean no disrespect. What you said makes sense, as well as many others here. Good luck. Sincerely, I have grow to love the Nigerian people and wish only the best.
LiteratureRe: Man Wey Dey Reason by texanomaly(f): 2:05pm On Jun 13, 2013
valboy20: is that you on your profile?
Yes. It was taken in April.
LiteratureRe: Man Wey Dey Reason by texanomaly(f):
MR MICKMEN: call am metaphor
Lol I know what a metaphor is.I understood what he was saying. I was simply making light of another form of the same metaphor. Thanks for the heads up though. smiley

Oops that was not for me...I think that is why he used the phrase. Look at what he said and check out his profile...Once I stopped ogling his abs and pecs I read it. He seems to be an intelligent guy.
PoliticsRe: What Is Really Wrong With Nigeria by texanomaly(f): 6:08am On Jun 13, 2013
Beautifully put
LiteratureRe: Man Wey Dey Reason by texanomaly(f): 2:03am On Jun 13, 2013
econity: thanks for d compliment.
I i say *why you dey rub vesline* den i mean why are you vexing. It is not really a pidgen English. It some sort of way of using words that have similar words in dem to communicate, while the person being communicated to has to decipher it.
Sounds interesting. Although, it seems I do it on a regular basis here. wink
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Poems For ReviewRe: Poem:friend Or Foe? by texanomaly(f): 11:08pm On Jun 12, 2013
Lovely writing
LiteratureRe: Man Wey Dey Reason by texanomaly(f):
@ econity shocked Nice pic. Thanks for the comment. wink You made me laugh. I'm not sure what "rub Vaseline" means in Nigeria, but the translation in the US is something all together different. wink Or so I tot. btw: I go follow. Thanks again.
LiteratureRe: Man Wey Dey Reason by texanomaly(f):
Flow leaves when I'm here. cry I will unfollow, so others can enjoy. L8rz
LiteratureRe: The Saviour I : The Adventures of Athanasius. by texanomaly(f): 1:32pm On Jun 12, 2013
VanTee20: No light jor, infact the last time we had light here was in 2011. angry angry
Tex: (on knees in prayer) "Make light dey."
LiteratureRe: Man Wey Dey Reason by texanomaly(f): 1:15pm On Jun 12, 2013
@ Flow. Sorry I upset u.
LiteratureRe: Man Wey Dey Reason by texanomaly(f): 9:50am On Jun 12, 2013
[quote author=nu-well]All good. Except the bolded. What are you trying to say?[/quote]I said: Where have you been all this time? Don't be angry. Come out and play. The rest is in English. Is it not right. Fix please. That is how I learn.
LiteratureRe: Man Wey Dey Reason by texanomaly(f): 9:17am On Jun 12, 2013
Flow where u dey since sef. No vex. Commot play am. LOL Is that right?
I stopped crying about 10 minutes ago. It's all good.
LiteratureRe: Man Wey Dey Reason by texanomaly(f): 9:12am On Jun 12, 2013
@warlord3000 Thanks for that but...everyone will be mad at me soon if this derails the thread.
@valboy20 grin
LiteratureRe: Man Wey Dey Reason by texanomaly(f):
Madawaki01: A YAFF DIE
I go sabi am. Thank you. And stop laughing at me. tongue
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LiteratureRe: Man Wey Dey Reason by texanomaly(f):
flow1759: You really don't know how to speak and write Pidgin? Are you kidding me? Are you for real?

Then how have you been reading this story?

Are you a Nigerian at all? Or you are from Swaziland?

because i hardly have seen a Nigerian home and abroad that does'nt understand Pidgin, even my 11years old Ajebutter cousin wey dey form yanky pekin dey scatter pidgin, take less of you wey dem born here.

Tell us true na!!
Flow, I never said I was Nigerian. I will write this in English, my first language. I have never stepped foot in Africa, much less Nigeria. I was born in LA, California USA. I was, however, raised in Arizona and Texas USA. I went to college in Provo Utah, USA @ Brigham Young University. I majored in English. Languages have always come easy to me. I click with them somehow. I am an English teacher in a city in Texas. I learned the little I know of Pidgin on Google, and here in NL. I also have some friends in Nigeria, as I said somewhere here in NL. I can't remember where I wrote it. They live in Ikorodu, Lagos and on Victoria Island. I don't know how to say or write Pidgin very well, but "I go learn." I can read your story, because I have learned enough to piece things together. I don't always understand all of it, but I get the gist. What I don't know, I ask my friends, or I look it up. I'm sorry if I have offended or upset you in some way. I do enjoy your story. It makes me laugh. I will continue to follow. Again, it was never my intention to upset you.

As "I" flow O! Tex
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LiteratureRe: Man Wey Dey Reason by texanomaly(f): 7:27am On Jun 12, 2013
[quote author=nu-well]I'm actually impressed with your attempts at pidgin.So I'll help out some. Say the above like this:

'Thank you Flow.I don tell u say night never reach for America.I go sleep later. U no dey disappoint for this your tori/yarns.'
Cheers[/quote]Thanks
LiteratureRe: The Saviour I : The Adventures of Athanasius. by texanomaly(f): 2:15am On Jun 12, 2013
Van, sorry I didn't comment earlier. I couldn't read at that time. I wanted to give u a smile though. I have read it now. Don't worry about those who want u 2 update quicker. A real man takes care of business first. I will be here when u are ready to update, and I will follow your next writeup. Keep up the good work. Tex
LiteratureRe: Man Wey Dey Reason by texanomaly(f): 1:27am On Jun 12, 2013
Thank you Flow kiss I told u e no bi late in America. I go go bed l8r. U never disappoint when u update. Still lovin' this story.
LiteratureRe: Man Wey Dey Reason by texanomaly(f): 1:20am On Jun 12, 2013
[quote author=j-slimz]U say, "Flow na u b that?"[/quote]Thank you
LiteratureRe: Man Wey Dey Reason by texanomaly(f): 11:05pm On Jun 11, 2013
D.amn!
LiteratureRe: Man Wey Dey Reason by texanomaly(f): 11:00pm On Jun 11, 2013
sad L8r sad
LiteratureRe: Man Wey Dey Reason by texanomaly(f): 10:51pm On Jun 11, 2013
13 peeps and one guest. how do u say: is that u Flow? in Pidgin
LiteratureRe: Man Wey Dey Reason by texanomaly(f): 10:47pm On Jun 11, 2013
sigh...I dey go soon... sad Read tomorrow...(hangs head)
LiteratureRe: Man Wey Dey Reason by texanomaly(f): 10:43pm On Jun 11, 2013
blue eyes1: you dey try.grin
Thank you
LiteratureRe: Man Wey Dey Reason by texanomaly(f): 10:40pm On Jun 11, 2013
my Pidgin small small. maybe no sabi am
LiteratureRe: Man Wey Dey Reason by texanomaly(f): 10:38pm On Jun 11, 2013
someone help me here he don come in. then he go.
LiteratureRe: Man Wey Dey Reason by texanomaly(f): 10:35pm On Jun 11, 2013
i have to go to the gym soon. cry

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