₦airaland Forum

seniormallam:
wetin concern Hausa man with whoever the gbagyi indigenes chose to become their king, lugard whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

It is koro people vs gbagyi not Hausa vs gbagyi.

Saaruman:
Things like this only happen in a Zoo.

Board the next camel to libya, when the sadistic Libyans sodomize you, only then will you realise the zoo is not so bad after all!

adegoody:
Yes you are.

Who is this thing again?

streamsofjoy:
Yes.

I think your moniker should change to streamsofbitterness. Marah!

Jaykolo10:
Nope you're not the only one, you can see above you your fellow sadist

Lol. Me, sadist? If you want to see 'sadist' then look into the mirror! The only sadists I see are you and your ilk that find something funny in telling a child you are taking him to father Christmas only to take him instead to a vaccination point.

If they do that, there will be an uprising! The protesters however will not be the owners of the filling stations, no! It is the poor Nigerians that are being exploited that will protest against the prosecution of their oppressors. Buhari did something similar in the 80s and decades later, some Nigerians criticised him for doing so.

Pierohandsome:
This issue of ordering them to sell at 145 will not solve it. Once they are caught they should not only arrest the manager , but empty the whole fuel to the people for free, and therfter withdraw their license and shut dwn the station.

By so doing, watch how everyone of them wil comply

MODIFIED:
Just see below a post by one of the funny Nigerians I am talking about. We Nigerians deserve to suffer. When sense falls on us, we will move forward.

orion7:
just see this thief. instead of you to turn ur gaze on minister of iol you are here trying to bullly business men that buy fuel did you boroww them money to buy the fuel they are selling?

Am I the only one that failed to see the humour in giving an injection to a child that was expecting a gift?

OrestesDante:



∆
Yeah. I know it's boring!!!

Visit Punch Nigeria... Book a section. And make your grievances known to the world...

I see all these as blabbing with no iota of sense... ∆

No, will rather do it on nairaland

OrestesDante:




∆ Soldiers and policemen dey fight who go separate them...


Honestly, Soldiers sometimes act as if they are above the law...

***In Gordon's voice***


But if your friend slap you. You go tell police.

If police slap you. You fit tell Soldier.

If soldier slap you my brother...


Just commit yourself into the hand of the Lord!!!!!! ∆

Stale! Boring!! I find it strange how people like you find anything amusing in such silly jokes. The violation of the rights of defenceless citizens is the theme of jokes in Nigeria. We have a long way to go.

Dreambeat:
New York times and CNN are the two biggest peddlers of lies against Trump.Do your research

Pull Trump's puny little d**k out of your a***h***e and think straight for a while. He hates you and every nigerian. You may think you are special, but in his eyes, you are just another Nigerian bushman living in a hut.

SalamRushdie:
Is New York times not a hillary puppet again? All fake news

You are still bent on giving trump a BJ and no matter what he does to you, you will not desist. Bloody masochist!

Diablo666:
There was a thread yesterday I think about Nigeria being ranked 6th in Africa financial markets despite its huge market but yet poorly ranked due to lack of transparency. I think this is a typical case scenario.
I don't side with any party here cos I don't know the in-detail of their respective transactions but I think innosson would suffer bringing this rift to the public the most cos his name is now connected to fraud and that will deter any foreign investors. Really wish they had quietly resolved this mess

Don't mind him and those people deceiving him. Is he the only rich man that ever borrowed from the bank. Does he know how much dem dangote have borrowed and not played yet? They always settle the thing quietly.

Referendum50:
Foolish people die for the zoo

Wise people like you die in libya

ashjay001:
What I wonder is; how come he served for so long, '66-'75, yet nothing memorable has been referred to during his reign? If he was this humble n visionary, during his reign, how come nigeria didnt take giant strides towards developmental progress?

Tell me, since 1960, under which administration did Nigeria take giant strides?

Oyindidi:
I went to their house now, they've arrested the idiot that flogged the boy. He didn't just flog the boy, he tied the boy before flogging him with koboko and cane. Guess what the man is a Pastor

Ah ahn!!! Even if the boy used his tithe to play betnaija it is not an excuse to beat him like that!

Aystarz:
Did you check the other questions?? Gbagauns everywhere, yet that one calls himself a teacher. This country is in deeper ish than anyone could imagine.

I checked o, I've been weeping since morning. I've been weeping for the future of the children.

Agimor:
Can you imagine six years of unbearable suffering under Buhari if it has been put to law. Four years is idea because with that one can access your performance and take a better decision. 2019 is the bus stop for Buhari and his cohorts whose likeness for embezzling is legendary.

You think what you are saying is wise, it is when an evil man wins a second term that you will know. How well do you even think your vote counts?

Marotzke:
Miss Iraq is an Iraqi christian.
Miss israel is a jew.
Just for record purposes.

It is not Iraqi Christians that are threatening her, it is the adherents of the religion of peace that are terrorising her in their characteristic manner.

Foolish teachers transferring their hate to young innocent minds. I have tried to convince myself to the contrary but all pointers are suggestive of the fact that Nigeria is daily tending closer and closer to a joke.

adedehinbo:
don't be an hypocrite,most Libyans wants gadaffi,few ones backed by western forces were the ones staging the foolish protest,now I think they re enjoying the democracy american brought to them

You lie! Most Libyans wanted Gadaffi out! There was rampant corruption in Libya by 2011 and unemployment rate rose to 30%. Human right abuse was rampant, hundreds of protesters were killed by gadaffi and so bad was the situation that several of his cabinet members resigned and joined the opposition. Libyans were tired of this annoying sit tight dictator who many libayans refered to as the mad dog. For your information they are enjoying the democracy. D
Have you ever heard of Libyans running to Italy or Spain? They are only separated from italy by the sea, but they are not desperate to go there. It is we Nigerians that will sell our inheritance to enter Libya. They are proud of their country while we are here calling our country a zoo. Well the Libyan are showing us how animals in the zoo should be treated.

Barzinime:
I can see how Libya has become prosperous since his demise...the western world instigated his removal cos he wanted Africa to be free from their influence... You are here saying nonsense white slave

To blame western world for your inadequacies na your way. Gadaffi was a brutal tyrant that oversaw the killing of many of his people. Libyans said they didnt want him but nigerians are here hailing him. Why did he not just leave when it seemed most of his people wanted him out? War creates a scar on a people which only clears off over time, Libya is no exception. Libya is fine for Libyans, it is only hell for illegal migrants. Did you see Libyans trooping into Nigeria, Ghana or even Spain the way Nigerians are doing? There is nothing wrong with Libya. We should respect the laws of other countries and we will be just fine. They called their country a zoo, they went to libya illegally and we saw how they were begging to be returned to the zoo.

princeade86:
libya would av be beta dan south africa if gadafi is stil alive.

Libyans said they didn't want gadaffi, you Nigerians that have an undying love for crime and corrupt politicians insist gadaffi is the best thing ever to happen to humanity. You for kukuma carry gadaffi make him president of Nigeria now. Funny set of people!

durangokid:
. Some of you people have no shame and not intelligent at all why and what do you think EFCC want investigate David Mark now, even to that don't you know that national assembly has financial officers including the Clark fo they think they can get anything from mark

You are one of the shameless youths I am talking about who are contributing immensely to our backwardness. Wait forever and you will never hear David Mark's children defending their father, they won't do it because they know it that there is a multitude of dolts that will do the job for free. 'Investigate David Mark now's? When are they supposed to investigate him? Person wey do nigerian youths dis jazz na very wicked person!

python1:
Even me, I don run comot.

Too late dude. You can run but you can't hide. The flying pigs will get you wherever you go.

Shameless nigerian youths living on less that a dollar a day who will not hesitate to lynch a petty thief that stole #5000 in the market will storm this thread to politicise this noble move by the government to investigate this man. If Nigeria stays behind for long, it will not be because we have bad leaders, it will be largely because we have youths whose minds have been eaten up by ethno religious sentiments. They will always defend the corrupt politicians whose children are abroad feeding fat on our common wealth.

SpecialAdviser:
Ofcourse you won't support. How would you?

When Julius Berger is still parking Nigerian money through the fraudulent government you installed after colonization.

When Shell and your other oil companies are still drilling Nigerian oil and defacing the owners environment.

When most stolen money ends up in your country.

When neocolonialism has always helped sharpen your economy.

Sometimes I wonder why I'm black.
U enjoy Brexit but don't support blacks right because of your economic interest.

Even the system you operate in your country, you don't want it i your colony.
Its really a sin to be black.

How will Biafra change that?

MissCokie:
Exactly my point. Why do Africans take religion too serious?.

I just love this freeze guy. That's what we should be doing. That's true Christianity.

wilcox:
The story is getting sketchy, was it the mother that helped her to kill her husband or the brother. Well they should be tried in a competent court of law and if found guilty justice should be served accordingly.
I learnt a very important lesson from this incident "never underestimate the power of a woman"

Well, the 'powerful woman' is now covering her face in shame and I am sure is also licking her wounds in regret. The only thing I learnt is the wisdom in self restraint in the face of provocation.

felixomor:
Liar Liar.
You failed. Period

Lool you are the big fat liar! Which church today does not use tithe cards and does not call tithers to the front of the church to show them off! The whitest lie you told is that of denying you do come online to imply you tithe when 90% of your posts in the last one month is in fierce opposition of non tithers. Continue, all liars will go to hell and tithing cannot move you from hell to heaven.

iluvdonjazzy:
ginemenafi nnanyan.

I beg you please tell me, in which movie did chiwetalu Agu make that statement, I am looking for it.