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Willexmania:
So, tomorrow is bae's birthday and i'm really curious about what to give her.
We'll go on a date and after that i'll give her a gift.
but i don't know what to give my baby for her birthday tomorrow.
i really need your advice.
I don't want to buy an inappropriate gift.
what do girls really want as gifts for their birthdays?
can you guys help me?
i would really love the girls to comment because they'll know better.
boys can comment too.

my sweetheart really deserves the best and i'm gonna give her just that.

(Mention any type of gift except a car because she has not yet gotten a drivers licence. And don't worry about the budget. cash ain't a problem )

giv her diick to suck

better second half eagles

lets go there

naija boys looking fresh

Offpoint:
is it a new company or an existing one? logo represents your company, you need a quality logo that represents your company, that speaks to your intended customer.

The idea of getting cheat logo to represent your company isn't portraying good image about the company.

unless you don't envision your company being a multi million company in the nearest future.
if you need a quality logo for your company, quote me we can re-negotiate on the price

bye bye

gen2briz:
Please What is the solution to k9 `System UI isn't responding` to that is popping up each time. When it pops up, the phone will hang for like 5 minutes.. And it normally do that like 15 to 20 times in a day.

the phone is gradually reaching its end time
same happen to me b4 it packed

I need a logo for a tech company.

With name Tech Guarantor
Its a tech company that deals with web development and other IT stuff.

it should be simple



Green is the main color it should be simple and designed on corel draw x3 preferable

pls dont use another brand logo
u get paid and i get d corel and png file

why nairaland carry ahbrahamovic matter for head
pls forgive spelling of d name

they don hear say zidane don retire

dd

miqos02:
Hmmmm, this is wickedness

He butchered the chairman of butchers association


Laptop hard drives

For sale

pls give me price for

320g and 500g

and that is why they will become world champions again

He also dissed miracle 25 and SUV BBN price

cominghome:
Hello Nairalanders,

My Girlfirend of 5 years who has a child for me confessed to me about a month ago that she had been sleeping with older men for money before she got pregnant for our child, I have been out of the country but going back in less than a Months time.

I am aware she he had cheated a couple of times because I caught her while she was at it, twice when we just started the relationship(her excuse was that she didn't know I was taking her serious) and the second time was about 6-7 months into the relationship(her excuse was that I was pushing her away). There was never a time she asked for money that I didn't give her and before this revelation, she has even boasted to my sister that I am very generous when it comes to giving.

I am worried that if I should go on and get married to her, she might still cheat and if I do not go on, how do I explain to her parents that their daughter has done these horrible things hence the decision to cancel the plans. Although I told her I would tell her parents, she cried and begged me not to.

Your kind advice is highly needed.

Thanks


Edit:- At some point, she had sent requests to some male Nairalanders(this I also found out before she got pregnant) but she claimed it meant nothing

men we are in the same shoes na so my baby mama dey 4uck oda men behind my back

xynerise:
Start yours by just complimenting beautiful girls and uploading their pictures on your WhatsApp status.. You guys will quarrel and settle, this time in a conditional term.

Most girl think guys are robot and don't feel hurt by gestures and verbal expressions.

wow thanks best idea i have gotten

Hi guys

I hav this gf which i love so much but she does this crazy thing taht pisses me.

She has lots of male friends in her FB and she has this attitude of calling them names like love, boo, dear, sweetie and the liks, she may post a picture on FB and a male just gives a simple comment then next thing she replies is stuff like "thanks my love"

She also celebrates her male friends on her watsapp status frequently.
She uploads their pic and comment stuff like

"Happy birthday Boo"

"Happy Birthday love of my life"

"Happy birthday sweetie pie"

"Happy birthday Honey"

I have confronted her about this and she argues it means nothing, i know she is not having anything with them but isnt this thread a disrespect to me.

Thanks
Advice needed

iAudio:
But honestly, they don't look very healthy.

shut up!!!
because they are lean doesnt mean they are not healthy they are just taking on their father's stature

Are they admiring those trucks that crushes peeps to dust.

No hating

I no go lie this benzema just get too much swag

Even when he is on the pitch he plays with swag

tstv fall hand sha

Seun i must say the truth your mods are so senseless you carry news to FP without any verification.

He hasn't been officially ruled out only by one senseless blogger looking for traffic

am sure this reekado go dey masturnate scatter

Hotfreeze:
Liverpool just gave you a middle finger.

and bale just 4ucked u in the asss

is it that liverpool is useless without salah

to be sincere dis match is a mismatch madrid will win so easily

neyoflexzyl:
Warning to all girls......!!!!WHY MEN ASK YOU FOR SEX.

I want to change some ladies mindset today. You see, men are not dogs. Not all of them are mad. Not all the men on the street wants to get into your pants. I'm going to be real and down to earth with this write up.

The way some ladies complain men are always asking them for sex really baffles me. Why sex, why not marriage proposal? Why do men always want to sleep with you? Why is it that every single guy who asks you out is always hitting you for sex? Why won't they marry you unless they have a taste of the forbidden fruit? This is a big problem, It is not something to be proud of, if all that men see about you is your body and nothing more. It then cause for alarm!!!!!

(1). CHECK YOUR DRESSING:

A female's body means nothing to her. You are used to seeing your breasts and every soft body part all your life. It doesn't mean a thing to you but to guys it means the universe! Men are moved by sight. Wearing armless (exposing your shaved armpit and upper arm) can turn a man on talkless of the low neckline exposing the cleavage of your breasts, you wear trousers, tights skirt, (panty hose) which shows the shape of your buttock, mini and micro mini skirts exposing your thigh all can make a man go wild. Better face reality now and mind the way you dress. Don't forget that it is only God that sees your heart but men sees the body o

(2). LEARN HOW TO SIT:

Some ladies don't know how to sit. Especially the skirt wearing sisters. You sit in front of a guy and open your laps and be snapping us anyhow so what do you want him to see? A trance or maybe revelation?? Always close your thigh when you are sitting whether in front of a guy or not. Not sitting very well can become a habit and follow you around. And you wonder why all the brothers in the church wants to sleep with you.

(3). YOU TOUCH MEN A LOT:

Ladies who touch, hug and wrap themselves around guys are sexual magnets to sexually immature guys. Why are you always hugging and pecking, for what? Can't you talk without touching, holding and hugging someone? Some even sit on their "friend's" lap and say it doesn't matter. He is just a brother in Christ. He would soon be a lover in bed. Learn to control your emotions around the opposite sex. If you must hug, go look for your fellow lady to hug and peck and you still need to be careful. Lesbians are all over the place.

(4). CALLING MEN PET NAMES:

Some people just throw around the word "dear" as if it is a second language, Why would you give all the guys in your life pet names? You say, "thanks dear," "okay sweetie", "see you dearie", "bye love", yes sugar, Hello honeypie, etc., you are looking for serious trouble. Words like this turns a man on. Even if you must call, set a limit.

(5). YOU PRAISE MEN TOO MUCH:

This shouldn't be a problem at all but experience has taught me that men are attracted and eventually turned on by women who praise them. You can compliment men if you want to but be discreet and casual about it. Don't over do anything. Telling a guy, "whao! what a nice moustache you've got!" or that "muscle on your arm can make any lady go crazy for you" is indirectly telling him you like his body and wouldn't mind if he sleeps with you.

(6). YOU SEDUCE MEN:

Here, you deliberately wear provocative dresses with the intention to turn him on. You want to see whether you are sexually admirable to him and want to see how far he can respond to your seduction. You don't need that test at all. Men are turned on by women whether you seduce him or not. A woman's body is built to turn a man on. I really get worried when I see these pictures. You can't have my comments when you post such. Just showing your dirty buttock and breast anyhow on the social media. What a foolishness.

(7). YOU POST SEDUCTIVE PICTURES ON THE SOCIAL MEDIA:

When I see the way some ladies pose on Facebook, I wonder what they are really looking for. Do you want him to kiss you? Why turn your buttock to the camera? Do you want him to see how big it is? Why focus on your chest? Do you want him to know you have form breasts? Or maybe you've got nipples like needle?? What is the purpose of the purpose of the pictures you are posting? You post exposing your body and still have the guts to write oluwa is involve. Sorry you are only making yourself a harlot and that's what you are. Responsible women don't do that trash.

(. YOU ALWAYS MEET YOUR PARTNER IN DARK AND LONELY PLACES.

Lobatan! Sex has finished its mission. Sex loves dark and lonely places. Wait, why are you always avoiding the public? You want to talk? Can't you still be around people and stay out of ear shot? What are you talking about that we must not hear? Send a text message or write a letter. You don't need to hide in darkness to express your heart...

(9). YOU SLEEP AT YOUR FIANCE'S HOUSE:

Why are you in a hurry to sleep under the same roof with a man? Why are you in a hurry? What is your problem? Some ladies can't wait for a man to propose. They pack their bags and move to his house immediately. For what? And when that one gets tired of the sex, he sends them packing and we are here listening to all their tales of woe! Some don't even expect their man to ask for sex. Aaah? Show me a monkey who doesn't jump at every sight of banana.

(10). YOU EXPECT MEN TO ASK FOR SEX:

Some ladies think because they are exceptionally beautiful, men will always ask for sex so it's not really their fault that they sleep around. That is a big lie from the pit of hell!

You need to work on your mind. Thinking all men will die for you because you have a hot body is crap. Not all men lose their senses when they see a woman with seductive body. All irresponsible, immature, abusers and users do get attracted to her anyway. Mature, godly men don't get their brain twisted on sporting that type of woman.
Watch what you wear, how you sit, where you go and the way you behave around men.

A virtuous woman dresses well to cover her body and comports herself maturely around men. You will be addressed the way you dress. If they are always asking you for sex....,Check what is wrong and fix it...

u are very right
just imagine my girlfriend calling all her male friends on FB love and sweetie isnt she just stewpid and she says it means nothing

partnerus:
There is this girl I met whose name is Chioma. Nothing concrete has been established between us other than I asked her out and she accepted. She is final year student in EBSU and has since turned me into her ATM. Cause I refused this last time heeding to her plea without her heading to my own request, she resulted to abusing me as we chatted in our whatsapp. Below is the details of our chat. Would have added more screen grab of our chat but I an only permitted to do four only here. Please help me judge.

am in d same shoes wit one shameless biitch

RomeoEmpire:
It's Bae Birthday. Show us some love guys.

happy birthday

bring ur babe late me nack small for her birthday gift

CHESTER48:
fake inferior products. Person go come. Now say, infinix and tecno are cheap, and that nobody can afford Samsung or HTC, LG. Etc. The truth is most of these phones are old but cheaper and better. Example. LG g5 now goes for 50k with snapdragon 820.bring the highest tecno phone, can't compete with it. So why buy fake inferior things at price u can buy better older phones whig still performs better than the recent tecno or infinix?
Phones to buy include
Giomee
Xiaomi
Honor series. The hone 7x cost 200 bucks on amazon. That 62k
Older versions of phones such as
Lg g5
Lg g6
Samsung s6, s6 edge
Samsung s7 s7 edge
HTC 10
HTC ull
Google pixel
Nubia z11
Sony Xperia xz, xz premium. Etc
All these are phones you can get below 100k right now from amazon new or used.

We have tecno phones costing 60k or 70k.why no buy honor 8 or 7x.
Or even xiaomi mi 5?



Cc greenhulk Oya appear here.

that my crap LG g5 that keeps rebooting, threw it in the gutters where it belongs

Oritzy:


Gift bag of Nigeria Wedding

1 polish and shoe brush
1 scratcher
Moi moi or agidi
Comb
Cheap make up kit
One Parker or portable sieve

Not even funny try again