ruggedadventure:
Fikfaknuel, ur stories are really dope I must confess. Buh try not to leave ur characters for a long period of time, they might stop speaking to you and u may end up not completing ur story and also....not posting updates might make ur readers weary of the story itself and you wouldn't want any of that to happen. Please, do something about it bro. More grease to ur elbow.









Ruggedadventure

TheBlessedMAN:
[b]AND HERE goes the Sequel to SILENT SEDUCTION..


34th of Oct in the year 19something..

(the Matrimonial Pastor was saying)

Pastor - as we are gathered here today, to witness the Wedding inauguration of FIYAH nd Tgold1, if there is anyone or anybody here, that have a reason why I Prof, Engineer, Pilot, and F9 specialist, Mrlemuel, should not corronate this Beautiful lady and his Ugly beast Fiance as husband and wife should rise up now and talk or remain Sile.....nt (he was still saying, when over half of d congregation rose up and started murmuring loudly..)

(one of the standing congregation walks over to Fiyah and starts talking loudly)

Man : (speaking in megabite sucking tone) u tink say we no fit find u? Eh? U tink u can get away with wat u did? Laelae... We av spent more dan 50years luking for u evrywia.. In d sea, in d Land... Even we av to kill Yorhmienerd, so dat he can help us search 4 u in HELL, bt he came back in a Skeletal form with Empty hand..

We don catch u today.. U no fit run anymore...


Fiyah - (with a 'shey na garri we go drink again look) Buh... Buh... Who are u guys? Do i knw u?... Where and how did I offend u guys? Pls


(someone or sumting dat luks like a Skeleton moves forward nd starts talking)

Skeleton - u even get mouth to dey speak fluent English, wen my own tongue stil dey burn 4 hell? Wetin dey do u? I fit slap ur tongue make ur head spin like a rolling fan...

I was sent to hell 4 notin... It was as if Satan don mean me b4 ni... D torture wey i suffer dia no b small tin.. U cum dey here dey do weldering? Eh? U go hear am today..


Fiyah - (still looking confused) But Pls... Let some..one..


ROHY - one more fluent english 4 ur mouth, and i go burst ur head... U no remember us again abi? Eh? Ah... Nt so fast... Ok... Make i tell u... We are the Over 300 thousand Viewers nd readers of Silent Seduction...


Fiyah - ( mouth agape) ah!


Rohy - yes... Na we... Na us.... Be diz


Fiyah - buh, wetin i do u guys na? Y today?


Rohy - so u sabi speak pidgin b4? Ok... U wan knw wetin u do? Eh? (turns to the other Nairalanders) Make i tel her?


All of dem - (in one shayo voice) Yes!!!


Rohy - ok... Why u no finish d story na? Why u start wetin u no fit finish? Eh? Why u no show us Tori nd Jo papa? Since all diz years... We don dey try reason who dia papa go be, bt we no fit knw am... U cum talk say make anoda person continue ur Sequel? Wic kind sequel? Its like asking Mark angel to spell Crocodile... Its unfair na!


Fiyah - (with a sober look) I dnt knw how to begin to start begging u guys... Pls... Consider me... I will tel u wu d father is... Only if u let us continue diz wedding.. Pls guys...
(in a pleading tone)


Missuniverse - ok. Guys lets go... U av till d ending of diz month to tell us! Or else..... Its This Ugly beast of a Man dat u want to Marry dat wil pay heavily for it... (hisses and walks away)


Theblessedman - ok guys... Lets go... Lets give her d benefit of her story.... (turns to Fiyah) u knw i once Masturbated because of u... Pls dnt let me regret eva doing dat... Bye... (all walks bak to dia seat and d wedding resumes... )


so fiyah.... Dnt keep us waiting for too long., we need to knw wu d father is.. ASAP.... Bye..

[/b] [size=30pt] TEAM HERO... Weldone guys...[/size] Fiyah has been Amazing...

NevetsIbot:
lol. how are you bro?

NuelChesby:


Boss mi,
my announcements are always made in the morning

NuelChesby:
Public Announcement By 4am


You guys should prepare yourselves emotionally because the story is about to end...






Because I smell another suspense from Fiyah even at tori and tobi's wedding...

ROYH:
and U Still dey alive, walahi, no say u dey lie, na killing u dey kill d lie

ruggedadventure:
Boss. How u been. bro,dis story's got me glued to ma fone.

ruggedadventure:
I swear I dey follow they feel fikfaknuel

ROYH:
getting Scare Indeed, hmm, dix kind tin no dey gud 4 nite oh, chai, everything about tgold1 na hORror just like that diary by slickest , anyway, still i follow :*