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Now Back To You FiYaH........
How Much were You Given By Jo, To Pen-Murder The Girl I Love, By Gifting Her The Most Severe of Severe Injuries!!!

Or Is It Because I Dinnor Wear Suit The Day I Proposed To You Behind TheblessedMan Grandmama Shop, Or It Because She's Getting More Attention From Me Than JO?

Is this How YOu and Jo wannna Get back at Me??

Ok contunu..... The Lord will see us!!

TheBlessedMAN:
abeg, no giv dat ur Head wetin he no dey do b4(thinking).. because u no even qualify to b my Inlaw...

An inlaw of mine must hav atleast 6packs, both front and back, and on his Cheeks.. Since na, Drum belly u av, u no fit.. Maybe u shud try Yormhienerd's family.,..

Keep searching for an inlaw that has pako on hIS cheeks.... Old ROger Is waitIng......

Old Roger wiLl soon bE yOur in-law

PamelB:
burn wetin? filling station for that thing that can't.......lemme just keep quiet. You're still my proposed husband.

And that's how the so caLled TheBlessedMAN got bashed!!!!

TheBlessedMAN:
[b] I use Mrlemuel's 3inches Bzk to swear,
I must Masturbate.. I really need to Masturbate right now... If i no Masturbate after reading diz, Thunder fit go fire my grandpapa 4 village.(they no go knw wetin cos am).



Pls Fiyah, wil u marry me? *begging*

Fiyah, I must marry u pls, i really need to marry u o.. IF I No marry u and PamelB, I swear make Mtn no borrow me credit again...

U ar just such a darling dear, so beautiful, caring, affectionating, educating, Policing, soldering, weldering, Nairalanding and infact Nairaflying,...

Oh my! U ar just 2 gud...


Baby, dia is no more room 4 improvement, because u don Improve pass Improvement,

So, pls, i beg of u, to keep it up, ride on, inshort more Greizman to ur Athletico..


And in SmartestPopQUEEN's Voice I say...

*MAY GOD BLESS THE WOMB THAT CONCEIVED U.*

My buddies... Tgold1, MrLEMUEL,and Rohy, plus every other well wishers, kindly join me in HAILING FIYAH o...

LONG LIVE FIYAH and her genius brain... And LONG LIVE [/b] [size=30pt] TEAM HERO. [/size]

This sick boy again?

Ok now, Marry all of dem o.. Make thE rest of us no see any to marry.... Well you geh plenty sisters.......


But shey I go come be your inlaw ni *thinking*

Hope Say You Never Call Register .
Ooni Of TEAM HERO Of NairalanD.. . . . Team Mates are on their way though..

ruggedadventure:
Tgold1 I sight u....

I Zoom You!!!

Carry On Nigga

Babe.....you are superbulously brilliant.......
What a Nice Twist!!!
. . I, The Ooni of TEAM HERO of Nairaland!!!

AustinBlinks:
Shadows..

Just wanna say thanks to you all for sticking with this to the end, you were and will always be my inspiration.

And for the ones i pissed off by not updating frequently enough, wanna say I'm sorry and I'll work on that.

Remember, Shadows is nothing but fiction meant to arouse our fears, all deaths descibed were imaginations from the Author's twisted mind (Lolz)

All names and descriptions used were totally fictional... so all and any resemblance to anyone dead or living is..... a Miracle.

So... Thank you once again. Love you all.

I Doff My Capito!!!

AustinBlinks:
Uhmm... There's no explanation I'll give right now that wouldn't sound just like an excuse... so I'll simply say 'm sorry. finally uploading 00:00 16/09/16 ... Forgive me. Loves

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Oga better do o........ Because I don arrange the horn of the Ram wey my guy TheBlessedMAN kill dey prepare one strong spell wey I go cast you.... But as u promise say u go update, make I tell those spirits wey I Invoke to go north, make dem go play first......

But they get GPS wey dey track u tho, coz if u fail, dEm go visit u.

TheBlessedMAN:
no tel me say a Pidginal herbalist lyk u na Celestial member

I Am A Proud Celestian!!!

TheBlessedMAN:
[size=30pt] Barika de Sallah to all HERO LOVERS [/size]

both home and abroad, or any where in the world.

And to my Fellow Hero Team mates...

Tgold1 - i knw ur Muslim Name na Tijani (thanks to ur grandma 4 dat), where is my Meat oooooooo!

Rohy- ur own Muslim name na Rokheeb... And i hear say Ur cow get Diabetes... Buh, Alihamdulillahi, its now responding to treatment... Make sure u kill d bastard d moment its being discharge frm d hospital.

Mrlemuel- ur own muslim name na Mukaila... Well, i also hear dat, ur cow don escape 4 wia u tie am, buh tank God say u sabi run wella... And because d cow don carry u run a marathonic 10,000m, na so u go vex go carry ur grandpa hunting gun fire d life comot 4 dat sturborn cow..

Bring my meat o... If u no wan make Patience jonathan teach ur pikin english language...

I sure say SmartestPopQUEEN go dey her husband family house dey cook Ileya food...

Anyway,

happy Eid filtri to everyone...

[size=30pt] HERO TEAM [/size]

Hehehehe... This Buddy Won't sieze To Amaze Me..... But Anyways FYI, I Am A PastoR, A Shepherd For That Matter, Snow Gan Dey Learn From Where My Garment Dey White Ni..... Na Sunday Make You Come See Me Wey We Do Harvest For My Church....

But No Worry Ama Invite You Next Year!!!


Come TEAM HERO where AOB1 Dey Na??

E Don Tey Wey I Don Dey Ask OF this Guy Ooo...!!!!

fikfaknuel:
Wishing all my esteemed readers a bountiful sallah. Sorry i've been slow in updates, been really busy to free up time to type.

Today i'll update as much as I can.

Same to you......

Pls be faSt with those updates Though

TheBlessedMAN:
No buddy... I didn't hate u.. I just So fvcking hate the name u bear... Of all the names u cud name ur fvcking self, u choose to bear that Two syllable noun...

If u want me to stop hating on u, u should do well by picking and start bearing the names am gonna list below... BULLDOG, UNDERTAKER, BABOON... etc.. Pik one now, b4 i carry ur case go meet Mtn customer care...

Bro I still gat some cash here wid me..... WouLd u mind getting some to hasten u meet d customer care

ruggedadventure:
lol........ cool

H2O na adventure

ruggedadventure:
Op dey Bleep up nah.... see d last time he updated

Sure, This Your Moniker Though

ruggedadventure:

Rugged!!!! How your Matter be na?

TheBlessedMAN:
There is fire on the mountain... And Tobi seems to be on the run...


After forming kingkong b4 ur pale talk, u kum turn to coward after telin u his Super Story...
[b]Na why I hate anybody wey dey bear Tobi be that.... They are too sizzy 4 my liking....

Fiyah ride on like kwaraption tey dey ride Nigeria...

[size=30pt] TEAM HERO [/size] was Here.. Today.... [/b]

So You Hated Me All This While?

Good! Good!! Good!!!!

Keep It Up... TEAM HERO Never Left.

Come Update Baba...... I dey feel You

SmartestPopQUEEN:
some1 is damn scared

He's A Potential Sissy

Oga comma update na...... I have been going and coming..... Upandan since and I no see update.....


Abi you Want Make I commot boxer Take Am Flog You?

Opeoluwa99:
Omg uncle TheBlessedMAN don't corrupt me o I've not graduated to the adult class o I'm referring to kiss Daniel's kiss

Pls tell me the dentists part is a lie

Mummy SmartestPopQUEEN your boys to men are so cute

Lemme read mummy SmartestPopQUEEN H3RO

The Dentist Part Is Damn True..... That Was D Exact Words The Doctor Vomitted When I TooK Him To The Dentist For RemeDy......

Me I Don't Want Your Kiss o....... After Kissing That His Metal Rotten Teeth!!!

spikedawson:
Tgold1 ,TheBlessedMAN, Mrlemuel How did you three survive secondary school Wild guess.

We Survived Simply Because We Dinnor Die There!!!!

TheBlessedMAN:
we survive nooni... Abi if we no survive, we no fit complete our registration 4 Nairaland na...? Abi guys?

Yels Na!!!!!

Though, tis not easy to single handedly have B3 in Agric Sc and have E8 in all other subjects!!!!!

TheBlessedMAN:
Dear customer, your subscription to the Mtn THUNDER FIRE U! Service have failed due to insurfficient account balance. Pls load a recharge card and try again later. Thank you for choosing MTN and this wayward life.

Lwbmh...... But wait dis guy is nor sick...... Na Im gan gan be disease...... He needs help

TheBlessedMAN:
wow! Can't believe i just masturbated my brains out at d sight of this compliment..


And about that kiss u have 4 me, is it a Kiss-DANIEL kiss, or na after kissing those rotten toothed mates of mine-kiss kiss..?

Abeg if na the latter kiss, am afraid i can't accept it... Not after being present when we took those guys to d dentist 4 medical checkup, the dentist told those guys plainly that, The germs wey dey inside their mouth fit corrupt your phone by just receiving a call frm them.... Thats why they are V.i.p's on 2go and NL. (text mssg only) No amount of blood of chisus or Fiyahcide can get rid of it..

Those guys dey download germs to their mouth day in day out...
I no mention name o.
Abeg spare me d Deadly kiss...


HERO has been concluded. All thanks to SmartestPopQUEEN 4 diz

This boy is sick ooo

Overall Rating Of 10
Point Acquired is 9........
Thank You Miss.....
We Love You.. TEAM HERO
Hi & Bye.

TheBlessedMAN:
hmmmm buddy... To say am WOW! Wil b an understatement... This is a really nice captivating masterpiece frm the stable of SmartestPOPqueen... Hey pal, dis girl is really and very gud....

She brought diz story to a nice and glorious Ending... Team Hero is victorious anywhere...

Now let me go and re-read the EPILOGUE and give the whole story a rating...

Make I FolloW come.... Coming with my rating though

TheBlessedMAN:
Ghen ghen... Na in THEBLESSEDman just show... Make i bring out my 3 days unwarmed beans and and almost rotten egg. I go cum top am with warm garri wey i don soak since last year.....

People go suffer 4 diz thread o, with the kind Fart wey i go dey produce 4rm my unwashed yansh...

Team hero don land....

Gbagam,.......... Fart on bro

If you get Mind, come checkit out.
ROYH, MrLemuel, TheBlessedMan, SmartestPopQueen, Princedami, Xamilola, AOB1, Fikfakmuel, PamelB This Tori Don Tey, But Come and see first ooo

ROYH, MrLemuel, TheBlessedMan, SmartestPopQueen, Princedami, Xamilola, AOB1, Fikfakmuel, PamelB

Emabo oo