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mrphysics:
January is just approximately 3 months. It's too small

I can make do with the time bros, thanks for replying.If you have a job for my kind of condition remember me pls.

mrphysics:
Bros, you don't need to relocate. You are still a student and that is what you should focus. No one will give you work seeing you will soon go back to school.

But please,how soon is too soon? I plan at staying till Jan nxt yr.

mrphysics:
Abuja is not expensive anything. I stay and work in Abuja and I settled down comfortably without any stress. Nothing is as costly as people think here.

Whether in sokoto or Abuja, you decide the kind of life you want. I will advise him to come to Abuja because if he can secure accommodation without getting work, then he will get a high paying job that he have in Sokoto

bros please i kneel down beg you, am seriously considering relocating to Abuja on wednesday ,although i have a roof which is a tiny one roomed shared by two of my friends, i dont have any job or connection at hand. The room is located at Life camp. Pls if you have any good paying job or hustle at all i can do for my bills in sch Kindly contact me 07032909591 or mail thanedominic@gmail.com Am a final yr Anatomy student of Unizik. Help pls

rheether:
Lol, I saw it coming you can't outshine your master and expect to stay. That was how he sacked Ferdinand Chukwuemeka Duruoha (Brilla abuja). Dr Kobo and Aeron the baron should be next.

Emeka is in onitsha

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Source:
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thats my twitter handle mehn, am happy tho. @porschethane

This may be lengthy but it's worth reading.
MEN! BEWARE AS SEX KILLS!!!
Few weeks ago, I was called to see a patient, without delay I rushed down the stairs and headed to the hospital wards. The man was sitting in the back seat of the car that brought him. I watched closely, there was no respiratory effort. I went for the pulse, not palpable, no cardiac activity; pupils were dilated, fixed and unreactive to light. I watched foam rush through the mouth and nostrils, obviously he was dead. Still panting from the unplanned exercise I did, I felt bad I could not do anything for him. Out of curiosity, I wanted to know how he got to that point. The wife, a young lady in her late 30s told me they were playing when suddenly he became distressed, struggling for air and she tried to calm him all to no avail then she raised alarm for help. I quickly asked if her husband was hypertensive and she admitted. I requested for his drugs. Luckily they came with them. I went through the drugs and I was able to identify some, which are digoxin, Viagra, lisinopril. In my little mind I concluded the young man in his late 40s.
"DIED IN ACTIVE SERVICE TO THE WIFE" from heart attack.
My assumption may be right or wrong, but seeing those two drugs, I should not be blamed for my assumption. Rest in peace to the dead.
Have you imagined why men die more? Have you ever noticed that there are more widows than widowers? Just check in your little village, then extend it to your community you will be surprised what you find.
I just want to pick one of the reasons I feel contributes to this. I will appeal that this is solely my opinion, it may be wrong or right.
SATISFYING A WOMAN.
Every responsible man wants to satisfy his family and wife in terms of providing for the basic needs and also in bed. But doing this at the expense of the man's life is what I want to condemn. It is a common experience these days for women to openly talk about how bad their spouses are on bed, and most times the woman makes life difficult for the man by throwing abusive words at him. It is also common to see lot of products being advertised and marketed for enhancement of males’ sexual performance. A lot of women are responsible for their husband's death because of their excessive demands for sexual satisfaction, and in the bid to satisfy the woman the man take drugs that endanger his health. And I ask is sexual satisfaction the bases of relationships or marriage? Sometimes the women even ask for a bigger penis and my fellow man will be taking all sorts of drugs just to enlarge his penis. This is just mocking God who created you. At the end he dies SATISFYING A WOMAN.
Why not ask the woman to reduce her vagina size instead?
A man's sexual performance depend on a lot of factors, such as stress, diet, medical conditions such as diabetes, drugs such as antihypertensive, relationship problems etc.
How do you expect a man who you nag, starve, embarrass on the streets, who you refuse to support financially, who sleeps for less than 3 hours in a day to satisfy you sexually?
Most times women threaten to go outside for the so called satisfaction and you will be struggling to take higher doses of the drugs to satisfy her. Like in most cases, that woman you want to satisfy at the expense of you own life started having sex before the age of 12years until age of 25yrs or more when she got married. Before this time she has experimented widely with men of different energy capacity. Unfortunately he married a man with lower capacity; she is already addicted to sex. So how can you measure up?
Don't die in active service, don't die in attempt to satisfy a woman sexually, just do what you can do and leave the rest to God. If you die satisfying a woman definitely after your burial men will come and continue from where you stopped.
Our dear wives and girlfriends, we are begging you to help us live longer, help us financially, encourage us to do more not nagging, feed us well, give us peace of mind, allow us sleep at night, understand our health challenges, understand the side effects of drugs we are on, protect our weaknesses, and pray for us. Then we will live longer for you and your children. Our performances then will improve.
Men, do not harm yourself in any way trying to prove you are a man. 7-13 minutes is OK. If you can go higher better but do not take drugs that will damage your heart. Many have died trying to satisfy women. THEY DIED IN ACTIVE SERVICE.
Credit : Chukwumaeze Uchefula

BISCUIT BONE NOT BRISKET BONE

Brisket: noun(plural briskets)

The chest of an animal.A cut of meat taken from this area, especially from the section under the first five ribs
So some smart by half internet user, decided that the word was brisket bone and not biscuit bone and it has as usual caught up, again with no one bothering to verify the veracity or otherwise.
Google is indispensable so here it goes:
‘Brisket is a CUT OF MEAT (emphasis mine) from the breast or lower chest of beef or veal.
The beef brisket is one of the nine beef primal cuts, though the precise definition of the cut differs internationally. The brisket muscles include the superficial and deep pectorals.
So there you have it, there’s nothing like brisket bone. Whoever coined that phrase BISCUITT BONE must have had a reason for that, probably the soft nature of the bones which is akin to biscuits.
Don’t thank me, use your internet for intellectually stimulating questions and issues.
Chief
@porschethane


RBC as you did the misinformation

All these dirty cultists, still carry gra gra enter jand. Imagine the interrogator telling him he is being excommunicated for killing a fellow German. This CJ boy that ANSU boys give short sleeve for Igbariam. dey oppress small pple for 5decking for Ifite ,Unizik bfore he see small change manage travel. This my lodge boys be disgracing me upandan.

All these dirty cultists, still carry gra gra enter jand. Imagine the interrogator telling him he is being excommunicated for killing a fellow German. This CJ boy that ANSU boys give short sleeve for Igbariam. dey oppress small pple for 5decking for Ifite bfore he see small change manage travel. This my lodge boys be disgracing me upandan.

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Hoddor:

lol

NLandIsHypocrit:
Nyash exposure some people will be in Ogun, Sokoto, Zamfara, Ondo and kwara State arguing with the people and residents in Anambra that Willie is working, all the evidence they have to back up their claims lies on the media show biz. Willie is an APGA logo bearer but an apc in strategy and conducts in governing system. I mentioned that Obianu will join apc immediately he's re-elected(God forbid). Willie is a scamer and will never return to the Government house come next year.

You can't really blame them for believing Obiano's media boys. Too much is being put up in the media and pple believe those stories mayb because they just have the tiny hope that something good is still happening in the country but its all farce, mirage accomplishments.

NLandIsHypocrit:
Nyash exposure some people will be in Ogun, Sokoto, Zamfara, Ondo and kwara State arguing with the people and residents in Anambra that Willie is working, all the evidence they have to back up their claims lies on the media show biz. Willie is an APGA logo bearer but an apc in strategy and conducts in governing system. I mentioned that Obianu will join apc immediately he's re-elected(God forbid). Willie is a scamer and will never return to the Government house come next year.

You can't really blame them for believing Obiano's media boys. Too much is being put up in the media and pple believe those stories mayb because they just have the tiny hope that something good is still happening in the country but its all farce, mirage accomplishments.

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okhiai1:
If you have a laptop go and buy importexpert ebook I swear down you will certainly get another stream of income na laptop me need and by the way am a civil servant and if i tell you say my salary from now till October no be me get am you know go believe but try following my advice

Boss thanks for ur advise, av been hearing abt these ebooks but the comments abt it has been vague on here. Abeg u fit send me urs pls, I don't have a kobo on me now,spent everything on tfare bk home. No money for food at home. Na only God hand I dey ... thanedominic@gmail.com 07032909591 , pls WhatsApp me sir. I want to call u too so u can explain more. Thanks nd Godbless

okhiai1:
Firstborn ehnnn na die check for example my current problem let me list it (2 sisters plus me =3 )
Grandma burial
My school fees next semester
My parent second born admission money I gat support pale
My my last born waec GCE form and preparationfor next year school
Second born needs new phone big Android to be exact
Last born too need Phone before this month end as promised
And me now to top it all I need laptop to get watin dem dey teach me for school


Now imagine all this problem na only 1 of my wahala dey this budget ooo and how much I dey collect sef so now to anybody viewing this my comment abeg u need laptop any body way go dash me him own I go fast and pray for the person till tomorrow cause I need another stream of income ASAP before I feel depressed
#firstbornnobeans

bros abeg in Jesus name, am in ur condition too right now. please I beg u seriously, what is ur source of income. I really need money to support myself nd siblings in sch . please help a brother 07032909591

I saw him killed life . Wrote letters to citizens telling him to prepare money for him . Onitsha was bloody between 96- 2001

pls take to Frontpage

Especially females please, have you heard about this new " Class Sanitary Pad" . I want to know how good and comfortable it is to use and how viable it is in the market before I invest. Kindly help a brother. This is a step in my walk to millions. Am doing kind of a social media survey

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