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TALES BY MOONLIGHT (EPISODE 1)
So I woke up by exactly 1:30 am, with this kind of headache that could only be caused by a hangover, took a quick look round the room, SLIMSHADY is lying on the same bed where I got up from cuddling ABIGAL, a mutual friend of ours. MALLAM DAGOGO is lying down on a smaller mattress adjacent to the bed and using the bed as his pillow, he wasn't sleeping. He was forecasting teams and matches for a bet he wanted to place today. My sound system was on and was playing random music ranging from blues to reggae to dance hall. I quickly went straight into the kitchen made myself a glass of milk, drank it and suddenly I started remembering how the previous day had ended.... It was a sunday and non of us went to church, we had stayed home all day gisting and drinking everything we could find, from juice to vodka to red wine and following it up with a kind of delicious rice I had cooked earlier that morning. Suddenly we decided to go out but since Awka was dry cos students where on long vacation, we had a problem selecting where to hangout till slimshady suggested Jo'burg hotel. It sounded like a very good idea since it was far from my house and was located in a hidden place. We all took our bath and dressed up. I picked up my car key and we got going. First stop, at a UBA bank and each of my friends withdraw 10k each, I withdrew 15k cos I needed to fuel the car. Second stop at Arcon filling station at unizik junction, I bought 5k fuel and off we went... After we arrived Jo'burg and got settled, we started placing our orders, I first had 6k fish killed and roasted for me. Slimshady had ordered roasted meat worth 5k and a bottle of Red label. And mallam dagogo had settled for chicken and some bottles of small stout.... My fish delayed in coming so I had no option than to get a drink and start eating from their meat and chicken respectively. I ordered for some cans of black bullet and started enjoying myself. Soon my fish arrived and I couldn't stop my friends from eating out of it. After few minutes I got a call from my real nigga Eddie, he told me he was in awka and wanted to hang out, I directed him to Jo'burg hotel and in less than 3minutes he was with us, I was very happy to see him, and the noise and hailing of our loud greeting attracted the attention of other people there but we didn't give a rats ass. Eddie quickly got settled and on my permission he ordered for 3 bottles Harp beer and meat to go along with it. I introduced him to the other two guys and eddie being who he is didn't find it hard to mingle and we started having a swell time. I soon discovered I was running low on cash so I excused myself to make a quick trip to the ATM and back. I picked up my car key and off I went. In less than 10minutes I was back only to meet my friends in hot argument with the hotel staff and management, a hotel staff had insulted eddie for making passes at her and while eddie was laughing it off, her "super bar man" boyfriend came to defend her and had guts to push eddie and eddie quickly burst his head open with an empty bottle of harp and that was when I arrived. I tried to clam them down but I couldn't eddie was mad with anger and knowing him very well I knew I couldn't contain his anger till he was done letting it out, so I decided to talk to the hotel manager to see if he would listen to me but he didn't, he had already invited police men and instructed them to take us to the police station. Hell no!! I wasn't going to the police station on a sunday, it means I must pass the night there and talk about bail on monday morning.... NO WAY!!! I wasn't doing that. I flipped, I was mad at everybody. And having had a lot of alcohol which was beginning to take effect at that moment I was no longer listening to anyone, not my friends, not the hotel manager and definitely not the police men, slimshady and mallam dagogo didn't have the kinda heart I and eddie had, so they just resulted to peace talk which wasn't actually heading anywhere. One of the sales girls reminded me that my friends had eaten 2 extra fish which we hadn't paid for, I quickly paid for them cos I didn't want anyone interrupting my anger. It was all screaming and shouting till I heard a gunshot, my eye clear, my mind come dey am... The police men had released a bullet in the air prolly to calm us down. Eddie wasn't the kind of person a gunshot will scare or calm down, but that day, it did. We all submitted to the police and they brought us outside to the parking lot. I told them I had to come in my car, so they had to split us... I and mallam dagogo was in my car with two police men, while eddie and slimshady was in the police van. I had driven about 5mins when I suddenly realized that the man sitting in front of the car with me had a walkie talkie and a pistol and in my understanding of the nigerian police, the man with a pistol and a walkie talkie was the boss. I engaged him in a convo, which was geared towards not getting to the police station. I told him we could bail our selves right there and then... He told me to pay 30k, I told him I had 10k he said I should collect money from my friends, I told him they didn't have and he was like "una no get money but una chop 3 big fish plus the meat and drinks wey dey ontop am?" I fought hard to hold back my laughter. Long story short, we agreeed on 15k, and we pulled over. The police van behind us quickly pulled over too, that was wen I notice eddie was the only one who was cuffed... Maybe they where scared of him or maybe cos he was the one who broke someone's head with a bottle. I gave the oga 15k and they let all of us go. We all got back into my car and by now it was 9:23 pm and we all where hungry, we decided to look around for an open shop and after driving few blocks, we found an indomie spot. We ate well prepared indomie and washed it with bottles of lacasera. Then we headed home. First I had to go drop eddie at udoka estate where he was staying with a friend, then we headed to my house. I was very tipsy and sleepy, I wasn't seeing where I was going, suddenly slimshady noticed abigal standing along the road and asked me to stop. How he was able to spot her, I couldn't explain but thank God we saw her. She said she was coming from cofi lounge where she went to have fun with some of her friends and they ended up going home with different men and leaving her. We got home by 10:57 and she helped fix a cold water bath for each of us. We freshened up and blacked out like NEPA light. I had told eddie I was coming to pick him the next day for another outing and I knew exactly where we were gonna go......... COFI LOUNGE.
Written by PRINCE NECHE

I sent a message and got a reply after 2yrs

chiwetaluAGU:
This scope pure so?

I hope so,hit him up on fb

As seen on facebook..lalasticala ,mynd44 o

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sirwilli:
@ OP No police station in Eke Nkpor ..... Hummmmm scam info

Not really at Eke nkpor.around that area.I visited my family in Old rd and am sure of this

Is Ifeanyi Uba becoming an overlord in Nigerian football?

Heartland goalkeeper, Ebele Obi, is close to sealing a transfer to IfeanyiUbah FC.
Obi was assaulted by the owner of the club, Chief Ifeanyi Ubah, just a few weeks ago. Both men were sanctioned by the Nigeria Professional Football League (NPFL), for the incident that happened after a league fixture.
The Heartland man also refused to pursue any legal proceedings against the billionaire business.
It is now understood that he could be playing for Ubah’s team “in days”.
“Ebele Obi has been discussing with Ifeanyi Ubah over a potential move and he was in Nnewi on Monday and the deal could be completed in the next few days,” a source informed
Meanwhile,the management of Heartland FC are crying foul
over the transfer,saying Ifeanyi Uba FC should do the right thing instead of meeting the player directly.
@porschethane

Oche211:
u call attacking a police station defending oneself right. Don't run back crying wolf nd bats nd talking abt genocide cos only foolish youths will be brazen enough to attack police station.

When you lose a loved one to a trigger happy policeman,you will know its not foolish to avenge their death. One question all these while is," why didn't the military attack the Fulani herds!end during their rampage?"

There was no Fulani herdmen attack in Nkpor or anywhere in Anambra state ystday.What happened was a reprisal attack on the police. Aggrevied youths (most pple support IPOB anyway),launched an attack on the Police station at eke Nkpor to avenge Monday's deaths.

@porschethane

8:37pm Gunshots still being fired on Limca Rd.The roads are still blocked.Onitsha be like an Afghan shithole.The military are intimidating the protesters but they are not giving up. #NoBiafraNoPeace #FreeNnamdiKanu

cindybella101:
You are talking about no military presence when they have already started shooting people at nkpor.

I said "heavy military presence" .Meanwhile Police intimidating civilians.

IPOB announced that today will be a remembrance day for fallen Biafran heros.Yesterday,some group of "joyless face" men suspected to be members of Niger Delta Avengers Militant group came to Nkpor Junction in Onitsha and payed obeisance to the statue of Late Ojukwu standing there.As at the time of writing this,Heavy Military presence is being felt in Onitsha,no movement of Vehicles,Closure of markets and office.There was also a moment of heavy gunshots at Nkpor Junction a couple of minutes ago .

@porschethane IG,twitter

Done,thanks for ur observation.How was or is your experience?

Anatomy,currently 200 level.
The first time I saw the result sheet for Metab (Biochemistry), there was so many Fs,I thought the F meant female gender.Okofia no be here o.Reading the RIGHT thing bu di main thing

cc lalasticala ,mynd44

Ok,people always think of us as nerds and bookworms. Medical students and practitioners are regular people and fun to be with still.If you are or were a student of College of Health Sci Okofia (CHS Okofia)or Faculty of Pharmacy Agulu,rep here!!!
Share your experiences so the younger ones can learn and be inspired.

FTC. money flowing but why not give the couple cheques?

Venus007:
Lol. My broda, we face d hate on a daily basis, its nothing new. Undeserved bile and hate comes with being a Medic. They think its over hyped and we dnt do shiii. They often compare calculations and Med. Funny thing is most are VERY ignorant of the scope. Math has principles u follow, once u get them, u can solve almost anything requiring d principle. In Med, u read gigantic books for like 12-18 months, it'll feel like fiction cos AS YOU ARE READING IT, YOU ARE FORGETTING IT! Not because u are dull, nah, but because u av so much to learn u cant relate with. EVERY LINE MATTERS. You could read 4 different large books frm different authors and countries fr d same course jst to be sure u get d tiny detail one lacks. You look at ppl in other depts with envy when they write their exams. They can always drop d cramming after a semester. You av to keep it in ur head fr 18months! And u dnt do jst theory or obj oh. You do tests, viva, multiple choice qs. Name it. Anatomy isnt jst Anatomy. Theres Embrology, Gross Anatomy and Histology. I think ppl are really misinformed abt d Medical curricula, thats why they think its over-hyped. Lets try to get informed bfr slamming things dwn. Every course is hard in its own way, yes, but theres a reason why Med has been reverred right frm time all over the world.

. Then after MBBS,the struggle begins truly. Me,am an Anatomy student,will be continuing with Medicine if the new story of having a BSC in a BMS course to read Medicine is anything to go by.

If you are in Onitsha and environs ,try Jinyu Service centre ,just opposite the new tyre market at nkpor express

here is the copy of the tweets or just open the link nah McKay @ Big_Mck Jan 2 Stormrex has gone backwards since signing with Phyno, couple of years ago she was sought after for shows, not the... /WyIXS9yf View details · McKay @ Big_Mck Jan 2 Sorry but i don't accept rating from just about anybody. Same people who celebrate mediocrity, Check your top 5,... /4EijgxSPB View details · McKay @ Big_Mck Jan 2 Cos people like fake af in this country, evident by how "China Fones" sell twitter.com/porscheThane/s… View details · McKay @ Big_Mck Jan 2 Phyno came back that year, heard @BosaLin , copied his style n now claims real, nigga fake af, forget the instagram/twitter posts. View details · McKay @ Big_Mck Jan 2 My only problem with Olamide @olamide_YBNL is him reppin Phyno, Unillike you that nigga has done nothing to any from his own zone. View details · McKay @ Big_Mck Jan 2 My respect for @olamide_YBNL just doubled, in fact 100x now..Nigerians too like fake people

This popular southeast based OAP that works with Odenigbo FM Obosi and formerly with Brila FM Onitsha tweeted some things about Phyno. What do you think?
screenshots attached. link to his handle https://mobile.twitter.com/Big_Mck?max_id=677892513932443647
@porschethane
cc lalasticala,mynd44 oya o

canalily:
then grand total is what?

. Tuition grand total
Acceptance 16500
biometric 7500
Accreditation 10000
school fees 56920
total 90920

canalily:
accreditation or acceptance fee

. You pay acceptance fee before paying all these fees. they re not the same

Durenttt:
Nollywood are full of homosexuals everywhere. Doubt nd i'll show u concrete prove

. I very much doubt,give us proof

canalily:
Pls help me with the breakdown of freshers tuition unizik for med/surg

.
As of last year
Tuition 56100k
Accreditation 10k (some Depts pay 20k)
Hostel 15 or 30k,I didn't bother checking because it was insufficient

But almost a billion from blogging in just 5 yes?,u set ma think am

Prospective Unizik students,disregard any information telling you that your Postutme score can be upgraded.

taiocol:
who una wan comot for continent?

. The league still get a good number of matches to go nah,I believe we can place at least 4th

uduokirika1:
John Obuh is an abyssmal failure after failing with the under 20team National team in Turkey in 2013, he came back took over Rangers and. Almost relegated them. How he broke. Into Gabros fc (now ifeanyiuba) even when the team was among. The favourites to lift the league is still a mystery. Imagine inheriting a team. In 3rd position in week 16 and after playing just 5 matches as at week 21 he is in 13th position!!! Mukina2, Lalasticlala

. Assn eh, Painful thing.Drew and lost Games at Oba.I screamed my ass off on twitter the day I learnt he was employed. I guess it was lack if faith in him coupled wit other factors that made Kaita leave us .I don't really know why we sacked Mitko Dobrev buh I just hope Amokachi will try to qualify us for confederation cup.