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If yuh diss your motherland that means you diss your father
We haffi build a house inna Adis Ababa

Buddha3:
I don't know which apartment you went to on Bourdillon avenue o...

But I didn't exactly say whether it's a baba or madam that lives there o! Don't put me in trouble please.

Na Baba Bulabula room I dey so Batman logo dey there

Goddyrichie:
go arrest ur papa like say if given d opportunity u no go thief that kind money

your Pa left yansh

DennisEche:
If Not religious extremism, Northerners have a very good heart, Humble, trustworthy and they don't take advantage of situation except for Fulani's.

There's a certain Hausa man in Ikoyi who charges the same thang (200 and 400) for 5k and 10k respectively.

Give it up to the Northerners.

We no dey greedy.

Buddha3:


Someone should pay a visit to Bourdillon avenue and make sure a certain party's Presidential Candidate has not suffered a hypertension induced stroke o!

Because if the consignment had a "BAT" logo on it... ...Wait, make I go drink one cold beer. I go come back edit this comment!

I just left there now. Baba is nowhere to be found

Telekinetic:
That one doesn’t know what he’s saying.
What they’d have done is wire the money straight to an account in China and from there to Naija.

Somebody should come and arrest these guys

Catfish get voters card?

Fuckx offs

Ok

sapele914:
Nice, it seems like Kano state is in the jimmy bag? Thanks to the relentless efforts of the gandollar man.

you dey observe

foleskay:
Don't pray to come a Nigerian anymore in my next life. I'd pray to be a Yoruba boy indigenous to d US.

I waka tired tonight on top say I want withdraw 4k. No money for ATMs,pos agents no get cash. Na so I sleep with hunger.

APC,Buhari, Emefiele,gbogbo yin o ni kuuureee

You still want be Yoruba for your next life.. Why not Hutsi or Tutsi?

WannaHowzit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzyQvwdym2Q

A Johannesburg resident was shocked when she opened her tap only to find blue water coming out of the tap.

The incident happened on Monday while most areas were under water restrictions.

Speaking to IOL, Ntombi said the blue water eventually stopped coming out.

“Joburg Water has reached out and they will come assess the situation,” she said.

Joburg Water spokesperson Puleng Mopeli said they managed to obtain the address of the complainant and sent a request to their lab to take samples.

“It is suspected to be copper from the building. However, we will confirm once the results are issued from the lab which will be 24 hours after the samples have been tested,” said Mopeli.

Earlier, Johannesburg Water warned residents that parts of the city may experience low water pressure from their taps, with the possibility of no having water in some areas due to low levels in reservoirs.

A power failure at the Eikenhof pump station over the weekend limited water supplies in the city's western districts.

According to Johannesburg Water, City Power has finished making repairs at the pump station, and pumping is now operating at full capacity.

https://www.iol.co.za/news/south-africa/gauteng/joburg-resident-opens-tap-and-blue-water-gushes-out-e0052394-b29c-4d3b-bd7b-0b4e1af50a30

Madoo! Smaddy mussi mix the wata with a Rophynol aka 542. Wata bloodclot badman thing a day!

Just gimmie a battle of Spurilina, mek me mix up the thing with Medina

Root and chalice me say

If a high grade ya burn and wan gimmie a drag man you know say me can't refuse it. But me nah abuse, me ah use it proper.

Nigeria's problems are massive

FalseProphet1:
I cancelled the deliverance sessions I had yesterday even though one of the candidate promised to give me 1m just to listen to Peter Obi....

I see him becoming the next president.

This I have seen.

werey

Na you wey pound their yam

Na you still dey cuss unu fan

Na you wey dey kill ununu

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Nonsense!

You be like one big bagga bloodclaat sea monkey

hòe!!!

Omo I no get voter card, how i wan take vote now?

Omo make dem allow men use ATM card na

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Shut da fùck up broo!!

Me bloodclaat

We run it

......to what END?

I cease to comment