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AsampeteNwaanyi:


RONALDO is the greatest of all time.
he doesn't need a corrupt politically motivated crap to prove it
the stats there.
he does what no human has ever done
he scores (highest scorer in the history of football)
he assists (3rd highest assist in the history. above xavi, inesta, ozil and many other legendary playmakers)
he does for club and country at the highest level (champions league and European tournament)
he still plays and bests in the best league in the world even at the age of 36
he's the highest followed person on social media and so many on and off pitch personality.

now tell me what else qualifies a person to be goat?
even the devil knows that this guy's feat might not be matched by anybody again in this generation.
100 years to come there might not be the fraudulent political award but his records will be studied and the generations to come will always remember Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro as the greatest of all time.

longetivity:
Blaqbones sings about being a hard guy in his music but in real life he's a pussy ass nigga

dabeto:
The second coming of Oliver De Coque

KaluwisxPRO:
Lol. Those hackers dey use people combined computer power take dey solve Bitcoin transaction, all the profits from those transactions nai be their gain. And because google nai get the biggest computers you can think of, them get technology wey dem dey call cloud computing.

Meaning, any program wey you dey run for your normal computer, you fit do am from another computer wey no be your own, so far say you fit login to your google cloud account.

Na the loophole wey those hackers dey use take dey mine Bitcoin be that.

KaluwisxPRO:
The process of generating power is called power generation, the process of giving birth to Bitcoin for example is called Mining. Mining power is generated from plugging together several computing machine, that Carrie’s out the mathematical process of confirming crypto transactions in other words, Bitcoin is generated through mining.

These machine power has advanced to the stage where it can be done wirelessly (cloud power) since google has a big storage capacity with their super computers, they have the largest mining power worldwide. should google get involved with crypto, it’s game over for those who are against crypto. Hackers know this, so they’re targeting people and companies using these google cloud services like it’s theirs to solve crypto transactions for the purpose of making profits.

Bloomfrancs05:
Di pickney a nuh deh safe. Him a guh learn from da pussyclaat muma.


Me nuh undastan why some gyal dem ah bleach.

A man cya tell wah al dis pussies waan. Mi jus cya tell.

Penguin2:
The only thing I know is that Igede girls can knack eh

otokx:
Why can't they provide proof of vaccination?

Lordave:
Don't mind these airheads littering Nairaland with senseless comments.

Swealy:
First time in Tunisia ! (In Naira Marley's Voice)

Phut:
Are women a monolith and supposed to think in unison? Next time, understand hat each woman is an individual.

TinubuGoQuench:
Where are those useless head slamming idiots shouting meth up and down? Have they gone into hiding? Stupid idiotic bastards!

Very hypocritical bunch of useless goats
Some of them even smoke dry shit

NOETHNICITY:
When I found Islam

Coming from a weak islamic background attended a Catholic boarding sec Sch and it was compulsory to go to church on Sundays. Although some students were stubborn and refused to attend, but I was always an obedient person.
After attending church the 1st I liked it almost immediately. I soon started speaking in tongue as we were praying. The next Sunday I attended without being compelled to. That was how I started going to church. My elder sister was also a practising christianity as she always had her bible tucked under pillow alws.
I left that sch as I was always falling sick and my dad decided he had had enough.
Coming back home, my cousin back then was a student of uniben and was really into Islam. So he started introducing us to Islamic materials and it wasn't long before we (me and my elder sister and our entire family) became very convinced and embraced Islam wholeheartedly.

FuckDModz:
Na your papa won suspend am?

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram AMABOBI if u get MONEY, ENJOY ur Life ooooo. me as I de HERE so. I de ENJOY my WEED. WTF MAN

MadamVanessa:
As a lady, there was a guy i was madly in love with, i gave him all the green light, dude seems not to noticed it. So i decided to take the bold step of asking him out, ofcourse he immediately said yes to me.


After few days i was so disappointed, dude dick was too short and small.., okay do it the way i want, he can't, okay darling go down on me and suck the hell out of the pussy, he can't , all he Knows was using his finger to dragged the clitoris ..that was so childish , suck the ass hole,he said nowhere... i couldn't tolerate his boring performance in bed so i called it a quit immediately.


Modified:
You lots are funny , so funny i swear. If women act like they don't like sex or enjoy it, you lots called us hypocrite, if we bare out our minds on how we feel about sex, how we want it, and how we hate boring sex, that when you confused lots will start calling us hoe , olosho etc etc.. it's so funny.

God bless America. During my stay in Ohio, i learned so much there. Here can never be there. It's incomparable. There you bare out your mind the way and manner you want it, without being insulted or being bullied.

jubrilELsudan:
YOU ARE VERY STUPID