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UdyOgwoUde:
On 29th finale, it'll be like

Goal⚽28' 1-0 Werner
Goal⚽32'1-1 Sterling
Goal⚽ 42' 1-2 Stones

HT

Goal⚽ 60'2-2 Hudson-Odoi

FT 2-2

Extra time

Goal⚽ 105' 3-2 Rudiger
-Rudiger removes his shirt while celebrating
105+2 yellow card to Rudiger

VAR checking the Goal⚽,
VAR has ruled out the goal, Havertz was offside

Penalties

Mount Goal⚽ 1-0
Torres Goal⚽ 1-1
Kante Goal⚽ 2-1
Dias Goal⚽ 2-2
James missed 2-2
Sterling Goal⚽ 2-3
Havertz Goal⚽ 3-3
Walker Goal⚽ 3-4
Gilmour Goal⚽ 4-4

Man city fans celebrating as kdb steps up while smiling
De Bruyne misses 4-4

(Penalties goes on)......

Abraham Goal⚽ 54-53
Foden Goal⚽ 54-54
Kovacic Goal⚽ 55-54
Zinchenko Goal⚽ 55-55
Mendy Goal⚽ 56-55
Ederson Goal⚽ 56-56
Tuchel Goal⚽ 57-56
Guardiola Goal⚽ 57-57

......the referee gets tired and award Arsenal 2021 Champions League winners

-- and that's how Arsenal lift their Champions League trophy

Me bloodclaat!!!



This made me lmbao!

Laff me bloodclaat assout!!

Me bloodclaat!


And wah dem ah say, wah dem ah say??

Dem wan fi tell another bagga story again
Politicians dem wan fi send down di rain again

Everybody know say a bagga lie dem ah tell
Gunshots, haffi send em go inna hell

Dem ah p u s s y hole, ah so dem mouth ah smell
When me buss me gun me give em everything plus the shell

Me bloodclaat!


Bomboclaat, war is in the air!


You better prepared, any man weh violate get ah bloodclaat gunshot in the head

Dem scared!


Me rifle, ah sing sweeter than Michael Jackson
When me ah war, it's like a movie full ah action

When me press the trigger from me pump action
Me bullet like a magnet it ah full of life attraction

Buss a blank post di picture with no caption
Brains haffi burn like a chemical reaction

Mugu

How much??


I need 15000

Me bloodclaat!!

It's a herbs not a drugs me breda.



It's a natural plant, some people take it and tamper with and it became drugs.



Me never gwan stop smoking me ganja no matter what dem p u s s y bloodclaat haffi say!


Hear me now?

Ah so me say too bloodclaat!

saddeeqrunka:
Dickshot?

Yah man, yuh dunno??



Just bend ur waist to one side, keep yuh eyes pon di ball and your John erected like a bamboo. As soon di ball get close you take the shot next yuh a go hear is a bawl "GOALLLLL"

MASTAkiLLAh:
such equipments have been on ground at least since GEJ's era. It's what police use in tracking kidnappers for example. The DSS also has them and that's why I try as much as possible to only buy new phones instead of second hand no matter how tempting the offer is, I personally know someone languishing in jail now with a robbery case hanging on his neck for being in possession of a stolen phone. The idea is good, the personnel behind it is what people are afraid of

It's like the work of a MASTA!


The Triumph!

Me bloodclaat!


Ah me a done score many pretty pretty goals wen me deh inna me prime enuh..

From me ah likkle pickney me have skills pon di field deh..

Me can score from any angle yuh don't know. Just name the type ah goal yuh ah wan and me a go give it to yuh.

Is it a bicycle kick, sangalo kick, sojunu kick, scissors kick, volley shots, ass-kick, dick-shot and many more..


Me ah bloodclaat legend inna dis

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright .....Gal Gadot my crush....abeg tell your country make una rest for fight matter


You are not a real niggarr....lets preach peace...
Nobody be super man...if he really set .....that Israel go hear am hot
Make una nor dey allow all those biblical say deceive una say Israel hardly lose battle.....if Israel do anyhow these days....them go hear am for body

that's some real niggar sh*t!

.me bloodclaat

No!

Make dem continue!




Me bloodclaat!

Mi bloodclaat!


Why dem ah fight over cu-cum-cum?


One coulda come fi me put it in deh

Whata bomboclaat MILF dey yah suh

Look nice suh


Me wan fi bury me binary inna her tight tight puss deh

Me bloodclaat!

Nawaoh!!!

Mi bloodclaat!!!

Reno making O mockery of himself

P u s s y popping crystal bubbling inna di bloodclaat offices dem

Me bloodclaat!


Me ah still dey pon me Jamaican Patois me nuh have time fi bloodclaat Italian or Russian lingua rite ah now

Me bloodclaat!!

The future is p u s s y


Go and sell it to porn Hub or xxvidz bomborasclaats bagga dutty punanni gyal

Yeye dey smell

I dey work 75hrs in a week mo fo ooooo

Me bloodclaat!!!


Smaddy pls tell this batty man fi keep quiet before me buss a blank pon him bloodclaat head..


A big FAT lie you ah chat p u s s y! Suck ya mada!!

Latoturaa:
Finally most people talk bad about me because am a lady that smoke

Are you in Lagos? If yes let's meet for a grand finale smoking session with lots of foods and beverages..


Movies and whatever that comes to mind baby

Sorry

This is verily un-Islamic, f*ch that flag


Mi bloodclaat! 28 million bullet inna dem bomborasclaats brains..



We need John Wick to come finish off all these ragtags cockroaches


Political terrorists hiding under a peaceful religion to commit mad crimes..


Too bad too bloodclaat

bishopkay:
endless ramblings. Lick Tom Tom ehn, e go cool your body

F*ck dat! I rather blaze some trees


And still nah go tell you fi go suck yuh mada