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Politics › Pics. Shocking. Nnamdi Kanu's Company Is Worth £844 by ThatCEO(op): 7:26pm On Aug 05, 2017

Since this is generating a lot of debates, I believe we should set things straight. The IPOB god doesn't have a job but blind people everywhere. Ipobs themselves updated this information to clear his name but a lot of people didn't look further. I didn't too, untill I was less busy n dug deeper.

I know some people who still ask for okpa money from their parents (I love okpa anyway) will call me jobless instead of asking themselves this salient question. I only wonder when they we will be wise.

If Kanu was washing plates at Starbucks, or doing pizza delivery on an electric bike, or entertaining children as a clown in birthday parties, or doing shift as a security at London's subway, he should let us know. I will be the first person to defend him. No shame in honest money.

Feel free to insult if it will make you happy but after doing that, be sensible and address the message too. Meanwhile, if you know you cannot afford to buy Dilector's company, don't laugh.

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Science/Technology › Re: Samson Abioye Is Dead! Pass.ng CEO/Co-Founder Dies At The Age Of 25 by ThatCEO: 9:09am On Aug 03, 2017

hedonistic:
Well. What I see here is more of an attempt to market the so-called, hitherto little-known pass.ng, than an attempt to genuinely mourn the young man's demise.

It appears that the character behind the so-called Jarushub is also a strategic stakeholder in pass.ng, so anything to drive traffic.

We have keen eyes and we read between the tenuous lines.. And see beneath the veil.

Be that as it may, May the young man rest in peace.

You are a wise man. I also saw what you saw, using the death of a young man for marketing. But it's allowed.

Travel › Re: 5 Factors To Consider Before You Compete With A Trailer On The Road. by ThatCEO: 2:51am On Jul 31, 2017

Where is autojosh? You should be ashamed of yourself for passing your cowardice to your readers. See as all of them they piss for pant. There is no big deal in overtaking a trailer.
1. Make sure that he sees you.
2. Drive very close to him, and don't give him so much respect. I mean, don't be driving 5 feet away from a trailer.
3. Overtaking a trailer is sometimes like having sex. Slowly is sweeter, but you can as well fire past him.
4. Why the hell are you scared?

I can explain these points in-depth but no be my Papa work.

Literature › Re: How Much Should I Charge For A 150 Paged Novel On Fiverr by ThatCEO: 2:39am On Jul 31, 2017

teelaw4life:
I only looked at it fro the angle of writing an article. I charge a fiverr for a 700 word article. Unique, plagiarism free and grammatically sound. He has to strike a balance or risk scaring the client away, also, being a very new seller, his main concern at the moment should be getting good reviews and more orders.
Wisdom is profitable to direct.

Unfortunately, only you and Alukstea have given the OP a good advice, and those who dominated the first round of comments don't know shit.

The client hasn't made up his mind yet and has probably inquired from 5 other people. If you Bill him too much, that's the easiest way to cut you out.

The OP should be asking himself how much energy he will put into writing those things. Writing comes easily to some people than others. If you know you can finish it and you won't expend so much energy; beat down the price to say $250 or 300 to chase off your competitors. Do a great job, get the review and spend the decent Amount on something cool. You know WHY? Because work don't kill people. If you miss that job, you might not use those periods for something productive any.

There is a big difference between someone who offers you $5 on a 500 words one-off project and someone who offers you $5 on a 1200 words project but who intends to write 40k words. Be wise, think of the larger amount.

I buy on fiverr, as I have a PayPal but I contract mostly designers. I have used a Nigerian before. As a hustling nigga, the Orientation is the same every where, fiverr or not.

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Crime › Re: ‘girls Run Mad After We Used Them For Yahoo Plus’ (photo) by ThatCEO: 1:20pm On Jul 29, 2017

Na so

Education › Re: 10 Most Heavily Guarded And Secured Locations On Earth by ThatCEO: 3:51pm On Jul 25, 2017

Na only American locations, you info is watery

Business › Re: Naira Depreciates To N367/$1 As Mpc Meeting Continues Today by ThatCEO: 9:52am On Jul 25, 2017

Keep calm my peepo, we still have $30B external reserve to pump in. I guarantee it will be $1 to #200 after we empty our reserve, which is a nobel acheivement if you ask me. grin

Romance › Re: Pretty Nigerian Lady Teaches Other Ladies On How To Enjoy Sex by ThatCEO: 3:50pm On Jul 19, 2017

Speaking the damn truth, but the two minutes guys n the sanctimonious girls whose command of English is not even half as good as the lady's own will attack her.

Why have sex with a woman when you will only stop after 3 minutes?

Car Talk › Re: Has Anyone On Nairaland Used An Innoson Vehicle Before? What Was Your Experience by ThatCEO: 3:11pm On Jul 19, 2017

Tizbid:
IVM isn't popular not necessarily because his cars are expensive or maybe below standard. But largely because he isn't backed by the FG via policies to give him an edge. A little example; should the FG lift the ban on importation of cement,dangote will struggle to compete in the cement market. Coz it is a whole lot cheaper to import a 52.5R bag of cement from say India than to buy his 42.5R which he is currently selling to us here in Nigeria.Mind you 52.5R is of a higher[b][/b] tensile stength than[b][/b] 42.5R. But with the ban he is boss ,having close to 67% of the Nigerian cement market to himself, that is the effect government policies can have in growing a local product.

Kai, stop that thing ; don't let the civil engineers catch you talking about cement with high tensile strength.

Health › Re: 5 Types Of People You Are Likely To Meet At A Lagos Gym by ThatCEO: 3:32pm On Jul 18, 2017

Jarushub qarris this? Next time you go gyming, kindly concentrate on your exercise you paid for, and checking who's doing what.

Sports › Re: Asisat Oshoala Donates 18 Seater Bus To Women's Club In Lagos (photos) by ThatCEO: 11:46am On Jul 18, 2017

cristianisraeli:
dont tell me say this bus na new one..this kind bus way get K LEG..i think she would have done better than this..if u want to do something do it right..and dont quote me and tell me crap..if i have played for arsenal,liverpool and then playing in china now.the guys with the big bucks..i swear i would have done better..thats all..but anyways half bread is better than none..but soon this bus would be dumped in a mechanic shop somewhere

The girl just added to their problem with that shitty bus, it's totally disappointing. I will just like to assume that she paid someone to buy the bus and the person decided to buy that carton.

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Education › Re: Photo Of Tall Male And Short Female Corps Members Trending On The Internet by ThatCEO: 12:42am On Jul 10, 2017

There is nothing like privacy again. One day you will just wake up and find your personal photo that u didn't even post fb on blogs n NL.

Business › Re: Central Bank Pumps $240m Into FX Market Ahead Of Eid-ul-fitr by ThatCEO: 7:10am On Jun 24, 2017

Ok. By the time they pump our entire $30B reserve, I firmly believe the Naira will finally settle at 250 to dollar grin

Artificial packaging

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Politics › Re: Evans Can Still Beat Kidnapping Charges In Court by ThatCEO: 7:46am On Jun 20, 2017

If the fool could stop talking, lawyers could let him off with a slap on the wrist anywhere in the world except in North Korea and China cheesy

A guy like that would have other bargain options that will enable him turn some people in for reduced sentences. But the illiterate in him would not enable him see that, thinking he will get a soft landing by talking more.

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Car Talk › Re: What’s Wrong With This Audi Billboard? (photo) by ThatCEO: 7:34am On Jun 18, 2017

Brightwood:
Rich people like me wouldn't be caught dead In a Tesla...If they made more sexy ones i might respect Elon Musk but till then they can shave their Greeness up their asses

Perfectly happy with my Toyota and Chevy.

I bet you have not seen a Tesla in real life, if you have, you definitely wouldn't be saying trash. Forget about the stupid pics or YouTube videos, they never tell the paint the true story. The ass on a Tesla is 3 times sexier than that of Vera Sidika. I could almost pick a Tesla over a Bentley (except Bentayga, that one na winch motor cheesy

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Autos › Re: 2016 Ford F150 Truck For Sale by ThatCEO: 6:08am On Jun 15, 2017

Mercedes GLC don finish for market? Careful with the price. All these kain money wey guy-man go use buy Tesla cheesy

dey use gen charge am na'im u wan collect for this beautiful carton?

D op do mistake, na half the price, 22m, him wan type.

Celebrities › Re: Nazanin Jafarian Alakija Dated Rob Kardashian (Photos) by ThatCEO: 5:14pm On Jun 12, 2017

Which kain amebo social media be this na? Someone cannot marry second hand in piece again huh

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Don't worry husband, I guarantee the road that leads into your wife is still narrow. That Fat Rob, with all his Viagra pills is not very good

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Politics › Re: Watch How US Igbos Intellectually Tackle Nnamdi Kanu's Biafra Agitation by ThatCEO: 1:32pm On Jun 12, 2017*

When you keep begging someone and he says he won't accept, you simply ask him to do his/her worse, and that's what happened with the Area proclamation which I very well don't blame them for.

If you have a non-violent way to achieve Biafra, then why not? But if you think you can arm-twist or blackmail the legislature into signing off on a referendum, it's just a long thing.

Igbos should infiltrate the Nigerian political scene and get strategic positions like Ekweremadu. That way, they can play their cards and get their wish. But if you go on with the pessimistic mentality that an Igbo man cannot become a President cos everyone is against you, how then can you convince an Aboki to vote your man, when you cannot convince yourself.

Imagine if an Igbo man is the running mate with this Ailing President, Biafra would have looked more acheiveable than Kanu's noise.

On a second thought though, I think Biafra only exists on Nairaland.

Politics › Re: For The Fear Of EFCC, See Car Farm In Port Harcourt (photos) by ThatCEO: 8:20pm On Jun 11, 2017

Such a shame, but the car didn't partake in the embezzling na. Build car parks for them, pay for scheduled maintenance, at least, you sell at a higher value.

I think the efcc has a similar wasteful car park very close to the Abuja central mosque. This News is most likely not fake.

Well, the last time I checked one nigga called Nigeria a zoo. He is not totally wrong though.

Romance › Re: Imo Brothels Raise Task Force To Sanitise Prostitution by ThatCEO: 11:49am On Jun 08, 2017

thesicilian:
1. Prostitution is not even legal in Nigeria, so they all should be arrested for coming out openly to say they encourage it.
2. It is not the oldest known profession, farming is, back then in the Garden of Eden when God commissioned man to tend to all the plants and animals.
3. We all know that what the brothel owners actually want to do is gather all the ladies of the night and start taxing them in the name of monthly dues and protection.

Farming started before prostitution but nor necessarily as a profession. Farming to feed and not to sell.

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Politics › Re: Victoria Island Garden City Flooded After Hours Of Rainfall In Lagos Today (Pics by ThatCEO: 5:24am On Jun 07, 2017

Hmmm, shout out to all my peopo wey wan live for OCEAN VIEW apartment.

On a serious note, that submerged Ford SUV is very expensive

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Sports › Re: Anichebe To Provide Synthetic Pitches In Schools, To Partner Anambra Government by ThatCEO: 12:27pm On Jun 06, 2017

Kai. Who wrote this article? Just the first sentence alone, English premiership striker? Even Wikipedia don edit am to championship.

No hating though.

Romance › Re: Meet 'baddie Winkle', The Grandmum Who's Hotter Than You (see Photos) by ThatCEO: 5:00pm On May 30, 2017

MDsambo:
Op abeg add graphic photo to the title

As long as you are not planning to sleep with her, there is nothing graphic about an 85year old woman with wrinkled skin.

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Romance › Re: Instagram Model And Mother Of One Shows Off Her Huge Boobs And Hips Online by ThatCEO: 4:46pm On May 30, 2017

marvin902:
i wont Bleep this chick for 10mill..
nothing attractive here

Brotherly, 10Million is a lot of money. Forget d wowo girl, bleep n kwalect d money. But when you collekt d money, no go buy corolla ooo, because of SARS. Just quietly buy Sienna.

Most of these girls suffers from depression because of their wowo'ness, if stripping naked is making her get attention, well, I am happy for her.

Education › Re: Awolowo's Letter To Richest Ijebu Man In 1943 Seeking For Educational Loan by ThatCEO: 10:41am On May 26, 2017

Nwakaumu:
So this poverty-recked fellow couldn't afford. to finance his education?No wonder he resorted to stealing Biafran's money through his 20 pounds policy after the war.AWO -OLE(thief) OwO( money)= Awo is a money thief.

Even your fellow Biafrans will be disappointed by this comment. Click the modify button.

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Education › Re: Awolowo's Letter To Richest Ijebu Man In 1943 Seeking For Educational Loan by ThatCEO: 10:31am On May 26, 2017*

See letter wey be like speech.

It's as if Awolowo and the man were seated over the table and Awolowo was just telling him his mind.

This is not a request, it is a demand!

Actually, I am wrong! This is not a demand, this is a vision. At 34, the young man has already seen that he was going to be great and 1400pounds was never going to stop him. How many of our youths can visualize our future like this and actually bring it to fruition?

Don't blame the business man, he didn't become rich by taking stupid risk. He merely viewed Awolowo's request as a business venture and not on a philanthropical scale.

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Crime › Re: Inside Honduras Prison With AC, Freezer, 52' Inchtv, PS3, And Sex Room(photos) by ThatCEO: 6:34pm On May 19, 2017

Pidgin2:
What is the sense in making a prison a comfortable place?

Prison is a facility that is only meant to deny freedom and nothing more. Full stop.

But I guess your definition is a turture center where you are starved n punished for all your sins whether you actually committed them or not.

Different definitions will produce different point of view.

Crime › Re: Inside Honduras Prison With AC, Freezer, 52' Inchtv, PS3, And Sex Room(photos) by ThatCEO: 12:32am On May 19, 2017

As long as our prisons continue to remain like a slum, Buhari should kiss goodbye to fighting corruption, no politician will spend a night in those rotten facilities. Only the poor ones will get caught in those.

Education › Re: This Mathematics Problem Is Giving Me A Big Problem by ThatCEO: 1:53am On May 16, 2017

I used a slightly more different approach and was able to pinpoint the exact answer.

An engineer will approach the same problem slightly more differently than a mathematician. A mathematician wants to see the step, an engineer wants to see only the results.

Basic assumption I used, the height cannot be 8cm due to uneven distribution of a Cone's size. Height is greater than 8cm.

Secondly, the diameter to height ratio is 0.75.

Thirdly, I introduced step increment. This looks ugly on paper, but you can do it excel, easy stuff.

Fourthly, I found the target vol of 302cm3 and worked out a diameter and height that will hold that much volume.

Fellow Nigerian students follow the guy that solved it before me. He is more brilliant but I am more smarter, and his method will fetch you maximum marks.

But the I have a challenge for drdreyy, what if you are to work out the height from the top, and given a target volume of 403cm3. cheesy

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Celebrities › Re: Korede Bello With His Australian Girlfriend's Excited During Selfie(photo,video) by ThatCEO: 4:52am On May 15, 2017

Given the option of choice, no right thinking Nigerian nigga will date a fellow Nigerian girl over a foreign one. There are exceptions though.

If you know say your girl na #teamforeign like my own, or you like #teamforeign, oya hit like.

All my life, I have always believed that the temperature of d puksy is warm but the day I tried a foreign puksi, na so the cool like AC. grin

na so fear first catch me, I quickly take a pit-stop. Na so I on light, the babe say why you on light? I tell am say you cannot understand. Na so I check the place whether the girl connect fan for there but nothing oo.

Omo na that day I know the difference between moi moi and olele. cheesy

if you have a brother that is battling with quick ejaculation, stop giving him drugs, just find him one #teamforeign and watch him perform like Anthony Joshua.

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Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Dazzles In A Kimono And Thigh-high Strappy Sandals by ThatCEO: 11:47am On May 13, 2017

Pyjama parry

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