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Just get another wife, the puksy has exceeded it's limit of elasticity and it now in plastic state.

Next time, take d goods under extensive testing (not just once or twice), before paying.

Esepayne:
oh my God such a beauty

Rip. Ugly people too don't deserve to die.

@op How do you know it's a black Mamba? If indeed it is, count yourself lucky that it didn't kill you first. Often, people just like to mention the name Black Mamba any how because they think it's cool, but that nigga na death itself.

Even the "dead head" of a black Mamba packs enough venom to send your body into shock and eventual death.

ZarZar:
LMAO. Funny.

How can he be so trusting, when I'm right behind you thrusting

You reminded me of this movie I watched a long time ago. If Na me be Scooty, I must drink sniper that day.

Boiz no wan gree hear say job no dey anywhere.

I knew'd this a long time ago. I have seen girls watch live porn when church was going on. Sex games and all, babes dey get mind pass boiz.

A guy will watch and delete or probably stream so as not to leave a record but our girls, Mbanu! Them get season film of porn for phone, almost all of em n them no dey fear.

But what baffles me is why em girls be protecting their holes from boiz on heat :Donly to watch porn and do cucumber in private. Highest form of hypocrisy.

That work no be her Papa work. Anyone can be sacked. If she's good she can always find a job in the private sector or UN just like a host of others.

I guarantee it, there will be no protest, just the usual GRA gra that we are know for.

I hope she knows what she is doing. It took her a single moment of luck to break through, running a bakery will not involve any luck.

Na so. Beijing ditie (most likely). And why is that blogger talking about humility? Bros no want Sidon for traffic, simple! N them no born am make e blow siren. Funny enough, a whole govnor, nobody even send am but back home, him boiz for don clear road 2km ahead.

Make dem just sell naija abeg. Elon Musk go buy am. politicians go do their own gra gra (what make them so special), winch n thief sef no go let you sleep for night. Even our men of God will puff-up n feel they are more important than their congregation.

All of them will travel n see all these things but will never think of implementing such at home. It took Beijing a mere 10 years to develop the bulk of their current railway network.

Baby girl, I love you CLINGY puksi. I have been looking for this punchline n Apostle handed it to me.

Saraki is one nigga that I am beginning to like. How he plays this dirty game is a thing of beauty.

Pulling the armpit hair is gives a sweet feeling sometimes. As long as it's not smelly. Most people here have worst armpits hers but them holy pass

mickeyrova:
Honestly speaking, you are just misguided and lack the basic foundations to support your allegedly preconceived assertion.
However, I want to clear your mind once and for all.
Now,go to this link below,scroll down to the response given by Kaustav Murkherjee and read from a-z,including all the video evidence provided to Back the fact that Wresting is fake...

https://www.quora.com/Is-pro-wrestling-fake

I saw most of the videos but it was not convincing. The issue of blading is not something hidden, those guys are hiding their blades n sometimes punch-rings from the referee as that is AUTOMATIC DISQUALICATION. The blade is not intended to be hidden from the audience as you argued, but from the referee. Blading is not made to make wrestling nasty, if you have a blade cut, u lose blood, n losing blood is losing energy and that's why Mayweather will never agree to a blood test (taking his blood) 2 weeks to a fight. It was also claimed that people over-act the Stone Cold move, but you will need to present your neck for that smackdown before you can ascertain whether it is a fake or not. Undertaker's pile driver has that flaw of not making enough contact but that move must have been regulated, so you don't break people's neck, apply just enough pain to take you out. The same way triple H cannot be allowed to use the metal part of his hammer without covering it with his hands.

The only flaw which I had earlier admitted is their punches, which is still reasonable. If everyone is allowed to punch the proper way, all Wrestlers will change their teeth every week.

Infact, forget about all my points, can you explain why every single wrestling event is sold-out? Did people actually go to pay for acting because Wrestlers are better actors than Hollywood? It is a highly regulated sport which involves playing to a script and that's why they all have a "big mouth."

If you have counter points, present them. If not, let's let this slide.

twistedBalls:
Wrestling is a movie

Exactly my point, it is like a scripted movie which is based on real life events.

The script is the most important part of the WWE, and should be appreciated rather than condemned as people pay money to come and see how the story will end. If Barca beats PSG at a one-legged final, nobody will remember the match. But people will forever remember the match because of the SCRIPT! and the script is that they overturned an unbelievable 4 goal defeat. WWE is scripted, and they usually like to build the storyline prior to a main event like WrestleMania. However, this article is filled with flaws.

1.The writer admit that the weapons are real but claimed that wrestlers tear their faces with blade. Maybe I can smash a table on his face and let's see whether blood would not flow. Blading is not meant to be hidden from the audience but from the refs as that attracts AUTOMATIC DISQUALICATION. the fastest way to kill a man is not through punches, it is by draining blood from his body.

Even the almighty Mayweather will never allow to take a drop of his blood 2 weeks to a fight in the name of drug tests.

2. There was a time where Randy Orton was breaking people's leg with a chair. Are you saying that People offered their legs to be broken so that Randy Orton will look like a better fighter?

3. Pumping sound into the video is another ridiculous claim. Wrestling matches are sold out events, this is not like watching a Seria A match with a half filled stadium. And wrestling spectators are usually loud.

4. Refs let the fighters go on commercial break, like "hey boiz, stop fighting, it's time for a break?" What about people who are watching the live event?

5. It was claimed that the script has to be rewritten severally for Danny O'Brien, which is means he didn't follow the script (if there was any script). First you claimed there is a script, and then, you also admitted that there is no script.

6.There are some things I used to doubt too, because Wrestlers look like Supermans. but with proper exercise I can take-in a few hard punches to the stomach without feeling anything, and I am not a wrestler. This means that if I train other body parts hard enough, I can survive a lot of beatings with only a few scratches.

7. Scripts are written, outcomes are sometimes made to favour some people but at the end of the day, it's just like any other bet but this one has 2 outcomes, Win Or lose, n organizers can make plans since there will always be a winner n a loser.

The only observation I have made is that Wrestlers NEVER throw a direct punch to the teeth.

ELff:
Pls is ur phone a GIONEE m6

No, LG G5. That phone is supposed to be a very good phone but I really don't know where it went wrong for him.

You didn't have a decent foundation in secondary n that is counting against. The talk of not liking maths is BS. I don't like maths too, but I never failed it.

I know how frustrating it is to be in a class without understanding anything the teacher is saying n it's usually down to poor foundation.

Don't quit, why? Even if you graduate with 2:1, it still doesn't mean shit. In Nigeria, we just graduate with fine grades to make ourselves feel better, but it's just a sheet of useless paper. I know you won't accept this now, but you will find out yourself. Know exactly what aspect of computer you want to specialize, get offline resources and improve yourself.

Do you really think anyone will pick a man with a shiny certificate over a man with practical skills? Who says you can't be your own boss?

Find a focus, learn it, and make sure you make money from that skill even while you are in school. I want you to make money from it because it will learn a lot from that, Trust me

SmartchoicesNG:
Nonsensical​ project. Ambode should do and finish the Lagos light rail project and stop all these nonsense grandstanding

Two things will happen with this your sense bereft post:
1. Somebody will quote that senseless post of yours n yab you very well.
2. A lot of people will like the person's post.

Why have you decided to dash free likes to your enemies at your own detriment?

My phone sprints from zero to 60% in 30 minutes. Something is wrong somewhere n better to return it, even though I don't think you can. Spending 120k on a brand that is not established is not a wise decision

maasoap:
You got it wrong there. He's facing treason and you want him release on bail. What country on earth does that?

I agree, if we go by the law, it's treason and he shouldn't be let go. But Nigeria is quite different, things could get very bad if you find yourself on the wrong side of the political divide and not necessarily because of the weight of your offense.

I can only see two scenarios here. First, Kanu takes whatever deal Buhari is offering him via Kalu n goes back to his family who are already sick of all this, while the FG take care of him in other ways.

Or, he can wait for a bigger PayDay. Atiku will be glad to use him as an inroad into the East for his 2019 campaign. A fact the ruling party are getting aware of, hence, their desperation and frequent high profile visits.

In the event he doesn't soft pedal n Pmb retains presidency, his contract in kuje will be extended by another 4 years.

Either way, I don't see how Easterners benefit from this. This is Nigeria, the more noise you make, the more money in your account. The Easterners are not ready to separate from Nigeria simply because Kanu has not told the Eastern leaders where the next allocation will come from once they separate. This Biafra thing just can't work now.

He is unjustly detained tho n should have been out on bail.

We need to stop arguing about this Kanu thing like Motorpark touts, these guys are just playing all of us in the name of Biafra. Else, why is Soludo publicly flirting with Kanu when an election is around the corner? How is Obiano supposed to feel? A man who can't publicly be associated with Kanu (even if he wants to) because he gets his allocation from Daura?

Biafra has been hijacked! And Kanu will be used to fulfill some people's political aspirations.

spartan117:
Make he no try dat one 4 Oshodi
Just been there 4 d first time, men are not smiling

Na me go use indicators make those niggas know my plan? I dey craze?

Davido be like, I didn't bang her ooo. But let's do a DNA in case I forgot I banged her. These guys no even send STD.

freeze001:
End of story! See d way some dolts are yapping around as if when Saraki or any senator is on the move with his convoy, police escorts and blaring siren the Customs on the road can even stop him to check for customs duty papers!

It is d common man tooling around in his personal car that will get pulled up, harassed and attacked by the Customs. On the spot they will decide how much your car should have cost, accuse u of undervaluing your car as if u are a clearing agent or d customs officer that cleared it before and then prescribe customs duty arrears that will make one weep.

Vio and Road Safety are nice guys, if you have a good approach, they could let you off for 2k on a serious offense. But if customs hold you, especially if you are travelling on a road like Benin-ore or Abuja-lokoja, you will curse yourself for even leaving the house that day.. and they are always heavily armed.

The rice that those women imported, who allowed it thru the border? Customs.
Saraki's reduced import duty, who allowed that? Customs
All you Nairalanders who uses car, I am sure the person who sold you the car must have devalued the car to pay a reduced duty. But at the end of the day, who issued you the import papers? Customs.
Over 600 arms that was seized the other day, who cleared those weapons? Customs
Jimoh Ibrahim that just bought a Royce Ghost, I can bet he didn't pay the full duty, who cleared that machine? Customs!!!

If there is curuption in customs, fix it from your end n stop taking your anger out on the people who are trying to cope with your Boss's shambolic economic policies.

I don't fancy Saraki one bit but as far as Nigeria is concerned, you can't win a fight against him. Even Buhari has stylishly accepted that. The Evil Beautiful bride.

I don't like the Senate but I support them 100%. They can ask Ali to show up unclad for all I care.

mile12crises:
Rest in hell.... genocidal madafakas

Kai Aboki, who stole your sense? I will help you retrieve it.

It's a war, what do you guys really expect? There will be casualties on both ends but this country is not worth dieing for. The amount of things that can kill you in Nigeria is just too much.

As a Nigerian, if after your lifespan the only achievement you can point to is that you survived up to 70years. Trust me, you are a hero.

As if gaining NDA admission is not hard enough.

EastGold:
Lengthy incoherent story

Start from paragraph 7, anything before then is irrelevant.

I can see NL girls stripping naked in front of a mirror, looking down at their hole n asking themselves if this is not the same hole Daniel Okeke is using to rake millions.

omoharry:
you must have had a very bad date with TRUST..hmmmm!!

I admit, I had my fair share of rough experience. Any reasonable guy must never vouch for how a girl would behave, expect anything.