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Jon Stephenson von Tetzchner (born August 29, 1967 in Reykjavík, Iceland) is the founder and former CEO of Opera Software. He and Geir Ivarsøy were part of a research group at the Norwegian state phone company (now known as Telenor) where they developed browsing software called MultiTorg Opera. The project was abandoned by Telenor, but Geir and Jon obtained the rights to the software, formed a company of their own, and continued working on it. Now known simply as Opera, the Internet browser has become very popular despite the competition. Opera Software has grown to over 500 employees since it first moved to its present offices in Oslo.
On Thursday, April 21, 2005, he proclaimed that if the download numbers of the browser's new version Opera 8 reached 1 million within four days, he would swim across the Atlantic Ocean from Norway to the United States . . . the rest >> http://dwitch.com/dwitches/view/180

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Marlboro1: He looks Boko

Very much boko!
Abu kinda thinqy!

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I wrote this late last year.
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So if this man bokoed a church or bokoed a police station the day before
He would go to heaven because he died in this position?
#justasking

harakiri: Why is it that this "spiritual husband/wife" thing is more popular in Africa (Nigeria to be more precise) than any other part of the world? Why is it that these "spiritual spouses" aren't mentioned in the Christian bible? To be frank, all these claims are purely superstitious (same with the Odeishi myth) and it's unfortunate that the so called men of god have capitalized on the gullibility of the masses. Poverty of the mind is a terrible thing.

***And we wonder why the country remains stagnant and perpetually retrogressive[s][/s]***

In Africa, we know it exists, so we battle it and fight it. Every conner is a church, every other hour is a deliverance our.
Sometimes we loose, but most times we win.

But overseas, they don't believe it That's why:
All their marriages are breaking up (of course cant stand seeing another person shag their spouse ).
Many of them are committing suicide (the thing just takes control of you and ends your life for you).
Shagging fellow men (it just gives you the animal feeling that you are a lady,or that you should convert to one)!
All their stars have no family and die young(just check the list. Its always broken marriage first, then death).


That you doubt that something doesn't exist doesn't nullify its existence, it only empowers it to rule you the more.

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best place to beg in the streets :
Nigeria!
Women hold 97 percent of street beggers!

N500M for a bridge in uniben?
Oh my God!

sack all your lecturers
conduct a fresh programming language based interview
and recruit younger lecturers.
Reduce the courses to 2 per year.
Remove english and maths permanently.
In 5 years, you'll see the result.
Without that, bro, computer science department is an expensive joke : D

@OP
bone, nothing dey happen.

joudini:
Lulzsec is not really anonymous. Moreover anonymous is no longer a group of people, it's an ideology, it's a cause. It's the common man's last hope against the clamping, restricting, discriminating, corrupting and authoritarian hold on the internet. It's a revolution that will not end as long as governments of the world keep playing the all-knowing, corrupt and intrusive 'big brother'.

The revolution shall be televised.

lol.
Dont jock with america.
You can play with other countries but not the US!
As long as you hacked them,
its a mater of time before they
SWAT your residense.
Today, its virtually impossible to drop a bomb in the US soil.

i hate the nairaland spambot with passion

he should have been sure the inspector had been felled b4 falling himself.

making about N300,000 a month and having about ten moderators as staff doesnt make you a rich man.
The google adsense stuff, how many times do you even click it per year?
Seun has to find some new means of earning on nairaland.

Obasanjo, IBB, OBI, DANGOTE, ADENUGA plus 95 others,
who can prosecute these people, individually or collectively?
Is that the best advise at this boko point in time?
Bakare should concentrate on the Bible please.

no reinforcement plan in the case of attack.
In the UK, you would be walking right into a trap to attack a police checkpoint or duty post.
Because while you are still attacking, all your exit points has been blocked.
It would be easier to commit suicide after the attack!

check
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alj harem:
@ op and Dave 'davenick' Ozoalor  
There are a lot more

--- His soilders ra.ped and killed Midwesterners

--- He invaded the western Nigeria trying to annexe what is not his

Comming to rape, i think Nigerian Soldiers did more.
Have you watched 'tears of the rising sun' ? A film by Hollywood.
Nigerian soldiers even cut breasts of biafran women!

But Ojukwu was a poor soldier.
He was never really one though.

He made only two good military decisions out of his entire life!

1. Warned the foolish Aguiyironsi not to leave his presidential villa during that time of unrest.
2. Deciding to survive the war at the right time.
Otherwise he could have tried to escape so late as Gaddafi did.
His decision to survive saved the Biafrans the last shame of their lives as the Nigerians would have fed his corpse to the vultures.
(much the lesson that was thought with Aguiyironsi's body).

Ojukwu was a great man but a poor soldier.

Ojukwu is a great man,

But let us remember that he took so many bad decisions during the war:

1. He let them kill Nzogwu the Great! People rumoured that he was afraid Nzeogwu will challenge his authority after the war. Nzeogwu was the man who was determined to wipe Nigeria clean of all the crooked politicians and soldiers as Ghana later did. It was said that he let the soldiers withdraw too soon so that Nzeogwu got trapped at the war front with little troops.

2. He Refused to Quit the war after the first year on seeing that we cant win.

3. He dethroned his generals (because they tried to advise him) and made civilians his war generals! eg. Colonel Achuzia was never a soldier for one day!

4. When the war became so bitter and the Biafran weapons got finished

He would load hundreds of young men into trailers and arm them with clubs and matchettes and dump them at the war front telling them that 'hausas' are fools. 'Kill them all' . The nigerian war tank will just lower its 50s and open fire on 'unarmed' biafran soldiers in the war front!

5. He doesn't plan battles, he just fights with emotion. Everyone who tried to advise him got deposed and thrown into jail. A biafran high ranking officer once narrated in his book that he drove from Enugu to the war front at abakaliki only to discover that Biafran soldiers who were droped by Ojukwu and were facing the Nigerian superior military might punishment didnt even dig trenches. So he ordered them to start digging trenches right at the battle field! This he said prevented the Nigerian tanks from over running the Biafrans on the very first day of battle!

6. He should have more intelligently accepted a truce a year or two before the end of the war when men like Zik, Akanu Ibiam etc advised him it was impossible to win the war.

7. When men finished, he started 'arming' children and using them as his soldiers for battle!

8. Biafran medics never had stretchers from day one, they were called porters because they were often made up of four men who would carry the wounded on their head and run to the rear of the battle field. This was to get worse in the third year of the war as Biafran soldiers left their wounded and fled battle fields!

9. He didnt plan the preparation of the war! He just started fighting with the available resources. He should have got big countries like America and Britain to support Biafra(atleast in exchange of some oil). Gowon for instance agreed with Cameroun not to let Biafrans get weapon supplies from the camerounian border in exchange for the Bakassi peninsula. This alone made the Biafran resistance very miserable.



But above all, he didnt cause the war. He fought for us all. He fought with his resources. He survived. He came back and contested for presidency! Built APGA and gave the Igbos another chance in Politics!

Adieu Ikemba!

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The iddiot should go and sit down. After his country rubbed us dry in the name of colonisation he is spreading rubbish against our police.

He should go-and-sit-down!

Period.

Hi @lasinoh,

Check this out too.

Before and after video proofs.

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The worst advise a human ever given to another human is

the one given to Job by his wife -

"Curse God and Die!"

And that is what you have just done!

Thatdave:
Satan too has powers
dont under estimate the devil.
He can show you paradise then get you to bomb yourself and others!
This will be a condemnation on your soul and will perpertually stop you from entering paradise!
That was the trap Jesus evaded.
Same trap bombers fall for.

yes the devil took him there. So whats your obsession with that?
He was a great teacher.
If he had refused the invitation we wouldnt have known how powerless the devil can be if you confront him with the word of God.
My best moment was when Jesus responded like a big boy - 'thou shalt not tempt the lord your God'
chai!
Just imagine the swagz!