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naijapikin2:
If this is a nation where things work, even a civilian can arrest a soldier. But if you try it, if you attempt it in nigeria...

You will be the next headline for extra judicial killing.

Shege banza kwantiri

in Turkey, after the last failed military coup, we watched on live TV where unarmed civilians were arresting armed soldiers

matify83:
The Bayelsa man that escaped through the bush due to excessive billing during his traditional wedding rites in Imo state readily comes to mind.

At least this ones have realised that men willing to settle down are difficult to get.

Kudos!

bride price in my hometown in imo state is N175.00

Gist4u:
1200 per litre ontop 30k minimum wage

that's 25 litres of fuel

ufotunang:
. For DStv to secure the rights to show afcon matches DStv will have to pay more higher amount of money to the organizers / CAF and with that DStv will have to increase their subscription fees and charge more from their DStv customers.and with that that 30,0000 naira you are paying you will have to pay 35,000 naira in order to watch the afcon matches on DStv

na waoh. AFCON we used to watch those days on local NTA has become something else. Na waah

Blazadenise:
Baba naa you choose to they waste money na, with 30k you can switch to unlimited fiber broadband network and be watching anything on the internet, Netflix and watch live matches, and you paying that just on dstv and yet you still pay data subscription for yourself and probably your wife and the rest ..eyeh

tell me more about this please. I really have to switch.

tunwumi:
NTA, AIT, TVC etc will show it on dstv

I hope so o. With their poor quality production. Will still be better than not watching

3ice9ce:
Anyone who steals iron from rail tracks should be shot at sight.

I swear. How can people be so wicked

The only thing that still make me subscribe to DSTV is big brother. The day I will say to hell to big brother is the same day I will say to hell with DSTv

I will pay about N30,000 per month DSTV subscription and not watch AFCON? Someone tell me this is a joke.

kalemy:
What will now happen to the Nigerian students studying in those universities?

the universities are not banned, it's their nigerian study centres that are banned.

ROTTWEILER007:
That was how this beautiful hausa lady in her hijab couldn't give a simple reply to a "how are you" question I asked. This scene played out in camp. I quickly asked in hausa where she schooled, and she replied almost immediately "sudan". I was shocked that one who schooled abroad couldn't understand a simple question in English. I wouldn't be surprised seeing her become a minister tomorrow.

sudanese speak arabic, so was possibly taught in arabic. english is not the only language in the world.

LeeSmart:
This one wey i de see universities for uk nd usa so, i hope these people sabi wetin dem de do?

it's their nigerian study centers they banned, not the original universities.

iLoveYouToo:
…Colorado, Owerri study center

EC-Council University, USA, Ikeja Lagos Study Centre.

Concept College/Universities (London), Ilorin

FreeStuffsNG:
Smh. Please tell us what Alakija means in other languages that are not Yoruba? Social media and nonsense.

ask this question on twitter and receive your own own-goal verified and approved by VAR. Crying more than the bereaved

vanbonattel:
Na them

Those Osun immigrants claiming Lagos

One of them imports even had the temerity to change his surname to Tinubu, using the great Tinubu name to trade white powder on the streets of Chicago

omonile oshogbo touts claiming omo lagosian

Rracoon:
That means, Wike won

gbajabiamila also resigned from House of Reps to go and become Chief of Staff to the President.

Mad people. New Castle score, they blow offside

Count me in in the 3 of the items
1 impulse spending
2 lack of emergency funds
3 no budgeting

I can spend money recklessly. I can come into a bar and order drinks in the bar for everyonethere (have done it severally). Impulse spending is my bane. I can go to a supermarket to buy some specific items costing 10k and end up buying things more than 50k
My wife keep complaining that I buy things that I don't need, I say it's because I lacked things that I needed growing up.
I have bought like 3 different pads each for my children. Once any spoils, I buy another. And my wife will go and fix the spoilt one later. And I buy same item over and over again. I have so many items in my house I have not touched and may never use. And I still keep buying.
Don't have any emergency funds. Whenever I'm in a fix, I try to remember those owing me and call them and ask for my money. And check where I made deposits and haven't withdrawn. Hardly borrow, and if i do, i pay back at the shortest possible time. There was a day I was pressed for 250k in the morning. And I cracked my brain hard. By afternoon I got it, without borrowing a kobo. I had money that I didn't remember I had.
No budget. Living my life one day at a time.
Don't live beyond my pay though. I make enough.
I grew up very poor (but not hungry, we always had food but not physical cash). And all I want is to give my children the very best in life. And they are so enjoying, but they don't understand

PressMyButton:
Is test-running one big vocabulary too difficult to understand?. For the very first time in several decades we are test running our refinery yet you guys are not excited?, you need help.

what excitement about testing? Shows u know nothing about project management

PressMyButton:
Don't allow evil spirit follow you into the new year. This is a normal process after fixing the mechanical part, next is the test running. You don't expect to hit off production immediately without test running all the process. It is quite unfortunate that some so called educated folks can't put into good use their thinking faculties.

testing phase is part of development stage. If u say a project will be completed in December, it means technical work and testing would have been completed by then and implementing commences, in this case production.

youngrichnigga:
Abandoned hostages, police and show off. They should do and take the man to the hospital

something caused the kidnappers to abandon the victims.

This thread is supposed to be about police rescuing kidnapped victims in kogi, but it quickly turned to a reporting and counter reporting thread. Una welldone.
Kudos to the gallant officers.

Badadvisor:
No it's 0 - 2 in favor of Man U.
Stake everything you got.

NOTTINGHAM FOREST 0 - 2 MANCHESTER UNITED

hunger and homelessness loading big time

chikason22:
Who dash monkey banana. Title pretenders.
Abeg comot for road for clubs wey sabi

OK naa. May is not far

OBIDIENTNAIJA:
Arsenal do gragra for Liverpool West Ham used their hammer to break their head in their own backyard.
Man U the same thing, but Nothingham Forest is whooping their white butt at home.
They only show their strength when playing Liverpool. Mumu clubs
🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁

are u calling League Winner Arsenal a useless team? Liverpool too is very useless

Man U down and out. Game over.

This Nottingham keeper is very good

Shey u guys are saying the coach should remove rashford. He has scored

OceanEye:
Goal man u

which Man U? Nottingham Forest are the ones in Red as they are the ones at home. Man U is in White and Green Stripe.

Somebody will chop red card in this match. The amount of rough going on in the game no be here

Seun, it should be of concern to you that out of all the nairaland mods, it is only Mynd44 that is always called out.
Politics section is not the most section on nairaland, TV/Movies section is. Particularly bbnaija thread. Even bbnaija, that thread is always like a war zone, but madam dominique moderates it near perfect.
And I still wonder why ngwakwe was removed as a mod in politics section.