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Denique:
A good kisser(A must )...Smoocher...A romantic masseur

And I don't want a virgin husband either. We Can't be bringing same thing to the table

Don't be a womaniser either if you don't want to be unfortunate in life

If he's not a good kisser and a good smoocher, you teach him na.

1. Small breast
2. Big Ass
3. Godly

Many things. Although he's still alive, I wish him good luck and changes. But he can't undo his mistakes and he can't win me to himself.

As far as I'm still a virgin guy, anywhere belle face.

*wike THE man*

Bola146:
A woman that wants to be happy forever will go for a man she loves not who is ready. A guy can be ready but no mutual love, it's can't work. Ladies are wiser now

My dear sister, don't be deceived at all. It happens and it is common among the ignore girls. I'm an Igbo boy too. I know what's up.

You're lucky anyway.


As a shy virgin


What kanai sai

Igwe Igwe Igwe ride on to your beautiful home.

It is certain you're a yoruba guy. If it's an ignore guy, he won't think once, he'll even give her to his friend or relative.

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Relationshipish:
Nice talk bro.. very nice..
But the question is (God forbid) what if this woman dies like this what do you think would happen next?
Destiny wasted, lekan239 might leave the rest of his life hating his father worst than the little dislike he has right now. His siblings too?

For me, it's better to leave and be alive first then pray from outside. Save your life first then you can save others'

I made mention of taking good care of his mother and not abandoning his father. His mother is important. What I emphasized was the event not occurring again in his household or his children. I'm not an extremely religious person. It was just a piece of advise. Thanks man.

Lekan239:
uncles from my dad's don't Care I.e even if they are okay themselves. Father's mother is in the village sufferin. The only family who is a little bit okay, promise me and abandoned. My mom's family are always ready to help her out, but she won't ask for help, in fact they don't even know what she passing through

Bro, Lekan239, I've all read your replies and tbh here, I'm having the same ish. Pple might quote me wrong or say trash any religion and God not existing. But with my careful observance abt what happened to me. It's like we have the same problem and we're in d same situation. I don't know if you're a Christian, but I'll advise that you watch your family background very well and know if it occurs in each lineage cos if you look closely, your father might be someone great and he's not acting due to he desires to do that. If you leave it like that, one of your brother will do the same and likely worst than what your dad is doing. He's battling forces from his family. I'll advise u to take care of your mom closely but don't abandon your father. Take up your time, hustle tight and enough to foot yourself for a period of 6monyhs without working and don't be pessimistic abt things and don't discriminate any church. Kindly go for a thorough deliverance so that you'll be free from those shackles and if possible pray very hard. In as much as I'm a Catholic, I'll advise you to go to mfm HQ at iwaya cos I stay close to the place or at prayer city and watch closely what the Lord will do in your household. It might not come easy, but at the long run, with your strict adherence and hope and faith, things will fall back in place in your household. It'll be a history to behold and your father will come begging in advanced tears. Good luck bruh.

dingbang:
Yes you did wrong in the mindset of a typical Nigerian woman who thinks buying stuff for your niece is termed as sleeping with her. Very off-track thinking set of people.

But then again, you should have given your wife the money to buy the bras herself for your niece.

Use your head when dealing with women.

Didn't you read what he said. He had given her money before and she didn't buy the clothes. Women can be so heartless. God will surely reward the man for sth good.

Tissaia:
Rhino Omokiri is a criminal and Evil
I always wonder why Those who literally worship shaitan insult him. Devil is a liar blah blah blah...
When u insult the Jin kind (shaitan) u will provoke them and they will retaliate. Coal calling night black. at least bill gates knows what he is doing and who he is worshipping. What about rhino and his people. They don't have any direction. they don't believe in God but they always visit Magicians and join Cults.

Mtcheew. Just carry your problem and hate to you house.

Tissaia:
Fake he never likes Yar'adua. His types will never like us
They wanted Yar'adua dead and they got it.
Right now they wanted Buhari dead, they never knew anything about Abba kyari but they celebrated his dead they killed sarduana, tafawa balewa, Gen Hassan Katsina and many more

Praise be to Allaah.
Allaah has stated in His Book that the kuffaar bear enmity towards us and they would not spare any effort to cause us harm, and they wish us ill, and they will not be pleased until we follow their way. Allaah says (interpretation of the meaning):

“O you who believe! Take not as (your) Bitaanah (advisors, consultants, protectors, helpers, friends) those outside your religion (pagans, Jews, Christians, and hypocrites) since they will not fail to do their best to corrupt you. They desire to harm you severely. Hatred has already appeared from their mouths, but what their breasts conceal is far worse. Indeed We have made plain to you the Ayaat (proofs, evidences, verses) if you understand.

119. Lo! You are the ones who love them but they love you not, and you believe in all the Scriptures [i.e. you believe in the Tawraat (Torah) and the Injeel (Gospel), while they disbelieve in your Book, the Qur’aan]. And when they meet you, they say, ‘We believe.’ But when they are alone, they bite the tips of their fingers at you in rage. Say: ‘Perish in your rage. Certainly, Allaah knows what is in the breasts (all the secrets).’

120. If a good befalls you, it grieves them, but if some evil overtakes you, they rejoice at it. But if you remain patient and become Al-Muttaqoon (the pious — See V.2:2), not the least harm will their cunning do to you. Surely, Allaah surrounds all that they do”

[Aal ‘Imraan 3:118-120]

“Never will the Jews nor the Christians be pleased with you (O Muhammad صلى الله عليه وسلم) till you follow their religion. Say: ‘Verily, the Guidance of Allaah (i.e. Islamic Monotheism) that is the (only) Guidance.’ And if you (O Muhammad صلى الله عليه وسلم) were to follow their (Jews and Christians) desires after what you have received of Knowledge (i.e. the Qur’aan), then you would have against Allaah neither any Wali (protector or guardian) nor any helper”

[al-Baqarah 2:120]

Ibn Katheer (may Allaah have mercy on him) said: The words of Allaah, “Take not as (your) Bitaanah (advisors, consultants, protectors, helpers, friends) those outside your religion” mean people other than you, the followers of other religions. A man’s bitaanah (advisors, friends, etc) are his closest friends who know about his private affairs. Then he narrated the report of Ibn Abi Haatim with his isnaad from Ibn Abi’l-Dahqaanah, who said: It was said to ‘Umar ibn al-Khattaab (may Allaah be pleased with him): There is a slave from the people of Heerah who is literate; why don’t you employ him as a scribe? He said: Then I would have taken a bitaanah from people other than the believers. Ibn Katheer said: This report, along with this verse, indicates that it is not permissible to employ ahl al-dhimmah as scribes in a position of authority over the Muslims where they can become acquainted with their private affairs, where there is the fear that they may disclose them to enemies among ahl al-harb. Hence Allaah says (interpretation of the meaning): “since they will not fail to do their best to corrupt you. They desire to harm you severely”.

I don't even understand a single thing you said. The Christian's you're talking about that killed him is what I'm confused abt. Is it not your Muslim nothern brothers that made this nation to be like this? Mtcheeeeewww. Just summarize all these trash you said and let me understand you properly.

Who else can I mention other than
Gregory Isaac
And
Oritz Wiliki

NaijadrivaCars:

imagine! The days are evil and that is why we have to be careful of everybody. Some parents are not worth to be called parents.

For those of you saying "fake news", you are probably young or inexperienced. When I saw what the parents of a man did to him recently, I knew that having GOOD parents is a privilege.

Gist us what you saw na. I love stories alot.

Don't these Sahara Reporters for once get tired at all?. They've moved from their leaked presidential letters to Lagos State matters. Hmmmmm. But they fed us with good news those days and made us know what was really happening in the villa and painted Abba Kyari black.

BecaciaBarbie:
Resumed 11am, already on my way back home.

Ahhhhh babe so quick?

pocohantas:
Nothing much;

- Everyone is kinda slow and clumsy. The rain didn’t help matters.

- They put sanitizers at strategic places and we have a handwashing prefect, lol. The cleaners have been asked to work extra.

- They are considering making us continue shifts to reduce the number of staff in the office.

- Use of face masks. They gave us this too.

- I don’t have clients coming in here. My heart goes out to people who have much customer interface, because with what I am seeing- there would be CASUALTIES. Social distancing isn’t working!

- Someone swapped my seat for one that slides down. I will go look for mine when I am ready. They don’t know I marked it.

- I am looking at my (new) boss differently today. Over the work-from-home period, I realized in-house pressure influences lots of his erratic behavior.

Apart from its inherent risk, feels good to see my colleagues physically. I missed their faces, I missed our COB xrated talks. I missed the food we order...etc

Lol. Good details.

Beetobee:
I shared one trait with her when I was 5-6 yrs old-smelling a chair that someone just left, but that was limited only to my mum's friends. As a kid, I was an attention seeker so any friend of hers that treated me casually would be sized up by me. If the chair smelt okay or perfumed, I had respect for the person;if it didn't, the person would not get the sweet side of me. I think that has shaped my life both positively and negatively in the sense that I am in LOVE with scents and fragrances but can easily perceive bad smells no matter how faint.

Same here too. I did it till I entered sec sch. Mine fully started in pry 2 when someone will fart and deny it, we'll all smell the person's seat or the person's bum bum regardless of the person's gender then to confirm if it was true. If the seat or the person's bum bum(the short or gown uniform) had a foul smell, we'll shame the person. And I learnt how to perceive if someone I don't like is around me or coming closer to where I am. It was really fun back then. But now, I just can't do that. People that went to Command childrens' school Ann baracks yaba opposite Lagos IEC and yaba magistrate court on Niaraland can relate to this very well.

ConcNiggress56:
This isn't a joke..

I've been with the young family during this lockdown period and I observed her closely..

When someone stands up from the chair, she quickly put her nose there. Likes to smell one's fart as well as puts her nose close to rotten food, dirty socks, shoes etc..

It's getting out of hand and the mom is worried now..

Is this normal? Is this a rare medical condition? Will she change this habit over time? What can we do to help her?

Kindly advice

My dear OP, don't be bothered. It's common among kids and she learnt it from her school. You and her mom are just worried cos she's a female child. It's mostly common among the male children. I personally did that when I was young with my mates. There's nth to be bothered about. She'll out grow it. There's no need to spank her in the hard way or even spank her at all. Just cautioning her is better. She go soon leave am.

Depot:
3 days dry fasting given to me by a pastor. It wasn't easy though but I completed it. After the fasting, I visited a priest and shared my fasting experience with him. Guess what, he was mad at me. He warned me never to engage in such fasting again. That whoever adviced me to embark on 3 days dry fasting is wicked and evil. He asked me what if I develop a serious illness on the process. I learnt from it. Since then, I can't fast more than 12 hours without food. I love Catholic priest, they don't deceive people like some half baked pastors do.

The thing is that you decieved yourself. A pastor told you to do 3days dry fasting for your betterment and prosperity. I'm a catholic and I inquire of the Lord from pastors very well. At least you saw the result of the prayers. Do you know the weight of your problem(s) that made him tell you that and kindly know that he was directed to tell you that. Even Jesus did dry fasting. So don't be deceived at all. The priest has fulfilled his purpose in life and you haven't. So ja ra e

Why is it a paid thing.

How much is it?

What is good for the goose is good for Uganda.

KingZaddy:
okay i will drop a secret here on how you can beat fear and earn confidence in few days i call it 14days of glory

Ok. King. Although the just say your post this early morning and I haven't gone through all, I discovered that I'm an alpha. I'll like you to shed more light on diff topics if there are more.

KingZaddy:
okay i will drop a secret here on how you can beat fear and earn confidence in few days i call it 14days of glory

Yes boss. Pls when will you start the WhatsApp channel?

Yes and yes and yes and yes and yes and yes. Many times. But I suppressed them. I made sure they didn't move to the next phase cos I'm this kind of soft, shy guy. Nairaland is helping me bit by bit to out grow somethings.