₦airaland Forum

Kriss216:
I always have negative thoughts whenever I hear or see Cucumber... all thanks to Nigerian girls.






Nice one OP, bountiful harvest.

How do you manage to curtail Fulani herdsmen from grazing?

Spending123:
When God said "let there be light " I wondered what our Nigerian nepa people were thinking. Let the dog bite them joor for disobeying the Lord's commandment.

Nbotee:
Oya answer urself, wat does 25/100 look like to U?? If U b N-power U go pass urself?

EwuGambia:
‘’A month into the ‘relationship’, she texted and called me. I didn’t reply...

A week later, i posted on Instagram. She DMed me..and i blocked her.

Next time I saw her was at a wedding when she was serving food.’’...rice to he precise...

Wait o!...Mulikat?....soo you self dey Nairaland?

osazsky:
how old are u..guess u are older than him..how many hatrick have u scored for asoro grammer schook team and is fifa aware of ur heroics

andrewbaba44:
E don enter Barca and Chelsea matter ?

This one pain you enter your bone marrow

Warey Dey disguise

John stones better than Ramos

Talk that one for outside Dem go beat you like thief

BlackPantherxXx:


38k ? Please help me sell mine too. I was about to throw it in the bin because to sell my S8 sef na issue

hayqiumba:
Tennis midnight games won me 30 odds but i staked with 50 to win 1600


I will fund 1h to one person

ibedun:
Poverty is smiling at you!

Coldie:
Black people. To your surprise there won't be an outrage, but if he had been white they would have accused him of racism this and that.

With the way black people are annoying if the roles were reversed and blacks were white's and whites black we for show them pepper

Bornsinner7:
Well it could be that the man is so obsessed with the name "king" or it has always been his desire to name his first son "king" but since tonto changed the surname of her son, the man fit dey reason say rosy na him wife now wey they bear him name and for that, the son from her should bear the name..

Even some children wey dey secondary school don get names for their kids in the future...


On the other hand the man has tasted a very toxic Toto water that is affecting his brain.. it's kinda lame to rename the second son "king"

joshjc:
Nigeria should be restructured into a Confederate State,or
any state creation should be based on refredum.not all this unviable imagination of some people, and beside no part of Delta state should be removed from the south south into the south east

chatinent:
The shoe I am seeing there must be your dad's. That shoe cannot spoil, man. I can see yours under the shoe. There's a brown smell oozing out of it.



I can see your mum's slippers there too. Clearly, she has gone to buy pepper and nchaanwu for this great feast. And I'm sure it's charcoal we cooking with.

You didn't even remove the water bottles for fetching ororo on the sofa.


I'm coming with one jar of overnight tumbo, and some wooden cup..with alligator pepper and ugba.


I can also see that you were the one who carried it home, hence the sachet water nylon lying on the floor you drank when you dropped it.


Is your sister, Titi, my lovely girlfriend around?

VaselineCrew:
Failure of government at all level to get kids off the street.

Remove kids from parent that place them on the streets

Arrest the parents and put the kids in training off some sorts or adoption into a family that has the means to care for the child.

This must be done with force!

Zero tolerance to kids trading or begging on the roads.

MejiLoyon:
There you have it guys.... The future is female crew have done it again. The solution is how do we stop this enchantment.

It's easy pray before you eat. Before you eat your food and punna. Sanctify it with the blood of Jesus before you login. If you can't pray and you want insert do sign of the cross on the punna. The demon will leave and you can zagazagazawyawyaw in peace

It is working for me and I'm sure it will work for you. In everything you do put God first. If possible hold holy water spray ontop am. You will be saved.

On a serious note I blame the wives. See our brains are in our preeqs. Catch your husband nack am like say tomorrow no dey make we see the strenght wey he go take nack outside. Lai Lai. Una go tie wrapper upandan the house like witch for tales by moonlight. Sexy gone. A well nacked man is a happy man. No matter where he goes,when he remembers how madam dey do am he go rush home. His eyes on you will never waver

unclespambot:
Ten persons drop bet id for 200 funds

The5DME:
Oshare, mingwor

IYANGBALI:
Ila alasepo no dey inside the list?

Edobabe20:
E pain this one die go and enjoy your watery soup that looks like newborn baby purge

Offpoint1:
Lust at first sight: Yes
Love at first sight: Hell No

liveyourlife007:
I won with The betting code you posted